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Lie back on your bed (or on any soft surface) with a pillow placed under your head. Bring your knees up to your breasts and cross your legs at your ankles. Your guy kneels right in front of you with his legs touching, leans in, and pulls your hips onto his angled lap. Keep your thighs glued together and gently press your feet against his chest for leverage as he slowly enters you. You can stroke his thighs as he moves back and forth with steady, ultrasnug thrusts.
What makes this carnal connector a triple treat is the fire-starter friction created by crossing and clamping your legs together. That super rub-a-dub means more sensation for you both. Plus, this compact pose increases your ability to contract your PC muscles - which when tightened can heighten his pleasure by squeezing his penis, and yours by creating more awesome tension in your nether regions.







Bwoy Lattie, how dem a style you up so and have you pon video a clean rifle and all dem things. My girl, it doan look good. Your baby fada with the comic book name is a ole wicked. Him shouldn't use you phone and video you like that and then press send. Cause a nuff beaten and bad treatment you get from him, so if you find a next man a no nutten. If the popular entertainer a hol' you right you baby fada fi ease off and low you. Is not like you a cheat pon him. Police fi go fi him right uppa Papine or Stony Hill and lock him up.
My girl, you cyaan so fraid a him that you all a talk bout go back to him. Not after him hold you at gunpoint and mek you perform oral sex, then use you Blackberry and send it out to all a you friend dem. You shoulda did use him owna video equipment and videotape him a perform oral sex pon you and youchube it.
By the way, we no did hear say him did sick bad bad wha day. A wha really do him? A who pay him a visit? Anyway Lattie, better you than we.
We glad say at least one of the entertainer still a hol' you, even if the next Rasta one with him mouth always full of white squall, read up the play and never bother tek you pon him Caribbean tour.
The first time I received a txt message that had a penis picture attached I nearly fell to the floor. Only to find out later that this not no unusual phenomenon is happening to millions of phones world wide. I call it an extension to cyber sex or better yet the evolution. Now that phones are basically computers, you can chat, take pictures, images, video and BB all from one device. We've all received them, text messages of body parts, positions or even a combination of both. Which also means, that you can get your freak on more easily as well.
Men and women alike seem to take great pleasure in sending 'random' body part pics that seem to set the mood. Buddis and titties are big pon di screen (among other things) in movement and yet we love to go in get our fair share of fun.

I have even heard of women and some 'zucchini action' to simulate a buddi during the texting mode.
But it's not just via the phone or the web. Skype has become the next interactive portal where we share our bodily fluids. Especially when you are able to see in real time, we are good to go!
Facebook is another portal that has become, well a means
for us to have what I like to call 'facebook love affairs'. There are people who have NEVER physically met each other but yet have the greatest sexual attractions and can make you have an O like there's no tomorrow.
People who are in opposites end of the world connecting, communication and yes, having sex. There are so many means today that facilitate that who needs to be in a real relationship? You are just a few clicks away from you sweetie. Set up your webcam, grab the KY Jelly and it's show time.
But it makes us beg the question, what is going to be next? How much more can we evolve where sex from a distance or through a device can still yield great pleasure. We have become so open with our sexuality that what used to be called 'private parts' is not so private anymore.
In fact, I say it's a thing of the past. It's just a tittie right? Or a nipple, or a buddi? We are in a time where we share these photos so openly and carelessly. Even as casual friends we might catch ourselves sending a sexy photo or two, that's how we entice the other person. "I'll send one if you send me one".
Women are just as guilty as men, so me nah bashing or choosing sides. I too have been guilty of sexting and sending some juicy photos as well. I think we've all got so caught
up in the technological aspect that it's almost daring us to push the boundaries further and further. I am open with my body and love myself. I'm not shame to send a pic or two to
someone of interest, I mean, at the end of the day I am the owner of it at the end of the day.
So whether you like to participate in sexting, cyber sex, skype sex which ever I guess we'll have to wait and see what the next method to keep us 'active' is going to be coming from.

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Since the beginning of the ages women have been trying to answer this question, why men cheat? Is it something in their genes?
Is it that that they can never be satisfied or is it that they feel there is always better out there. Of course we acknowledge that women cheat too, but it is so much more prevalent in men that we have to try and analyse this one.
In trying to come up with an answer I went to the real source, the men themselves who were more than willing to help with the answers.
One said the grass is always greener on the other side. According to him it’s the thrill of it. It soothes his ego and there is a lot of excitement in it.
Of course all this thrill comes with a price, he acknowledges that it could either lead to the demise of the relationship or the upliftment of it…but either way he doesn’t mind taking the risk.
There are those who admit that cheating wasn’t exactly on their minds, but the temptation was more than they could bear. For others it is just a sheer case of curiosity.
“You see a ting and she look a way and your imagination start to work over time, you wonder if she can perform in bed and how she gonna fling it up give up give you and before you know it, you start to fling on the lyrics,” one cheater confessed.
One man was blunt and to the point. He said if you found a girl and you are in lust with her, it better to give in, have sex with her and get it out of your system.
“why deny yourself the pleasure after all you only have one life to live,” according to him extra excitement is healthy.
His reasoning is that if the relationship was grounded in the first place the man would not have cheated.
“When you’re in love with someone you want to b with that person always. People take others for granted. Sex starts out hot ,then it fades. Always maintain those bedroom skills,” is his advice to women to avoid their men straying from the home front.
The final male we spoke to shared pretty much the same opinion. According to him the surest thing to have his eyes roving is neglect.
“When the woman forgot what she did to get the man and then slack off, always having one excuse or the other why she can’t give us some real loving in bed or being adventurous where sex is concerned then she should know that the hunter will be coming out!”
Other tips coming from him is that what attracts him to a woman is her smell, her tightness, the chemistry, then the conversation after sex, will determine if there is any commonality.
So there you have it ladies, it’s not our rules, but it won’t hurt to heed some of the useful advice the men dished out.

By Buffilous
You si when mi a talk up di tings dem people a cuss mi out bout mi nuh have nuh tolerance and all a dese tings.
Dem all sey everybody have rights and wi fi be more understanding, but di ting whey mi nuh get is what about di people whey dem aabuse rights?
Dem nuh have any?
Teck for example dis battyman whey name Gabriel from downtown. Everybady know him cause unno normally si him a roadside a braid hair and him hand a flash lacka woman wid attitude as him mouth a yap off at 100 miles per hour.
Well mi dung a KPH a look fi one friend whey hospitalize and who unno tink mi si di porter wheel in…yes Gabriel same one.
Suh unno done know sey mi faas aready, so right away mi set about di digging fi find out a wha guh dung and a who brook him up.
From whey mi discover him get beat up by police and him lucky tuh cause mi hear sey di mob dis just lef fi deal wid him proper.
When dem wheel him inna di hospital, yuh shoulda hear him a bawl like dem gal, "Officer a why u handcuff me so tight?
Me never tek no policeman yet. Lord God why u mek me fe f…k batty? Merciful fada yuh shoulda hear him a chat bout how him a fool round bottom from him a 12 year old.
Well before me figet, him get arrested because him rape one likkle bwoy and get di people dem bringle.
Yuh si whey mi a talk bout now, if him waan be gay, dats fine, a fi him business dat, but whey unno sey bout di fact sey one likkle innocent pikney haffi pay di price fi him nastiness?
People talk to mi now!
1 B@ttym@n by the name of Gabrielle was admitted in Kph.
Apparently he was beaten by the police when approached to arrest him.
When he arrived in the hospital on the ward he was bawling out"Officer a why u handcuff me so tight?Me never tek no policeman yet.Lord God why u mek me fe fuck batty?Me a fuck batty from me twelve,whoa whoa!
"He was arrested 4 raping a little boy.
Now what do u think should be done 2 someone like that?
If one chooses 2 b gay fine,just don't rape nobody bwoy pickney!U should have seen his departure from the hospital with the police,he was so full of flair.
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