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Sex Position of the Week

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Erotic Instructions:

Stand on the edge of a couch, bed, or two chairs, with your legs spread wide. Position your man so he's standing on the floor facing you. Adjust the width of your stance (bending your knees slightly if necessary) so he can easily slide between them and get your pelvises to meet - then rock your bodies together to feel the bliss.

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Why You'll Love It:

There's nothing like the feeling of impulsive, must-have-it-right-now sex while standing up. But the Sofa Spread-Eagle spares you both the royal pain of matching up your private parts. While your stable stance allows you to move to his rhythm, your wide-spread legs give you that super sexy vulnerable feeling. All that frontal friction will hit your hot spot and take you to a no-hands-necessary climax.




 

R. Kelly Fashion Flop??? by Buffilous

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Everybody a talk say how R.Kelly gwaan good a Sumfest.

Dem say him did start out like him a one diva, but him finally get it together and give the people dem dem money's worth.

Mi hear say a di same clothes whe him come a Jamaica inna pon Thursday, him perform inna pon the Saturday night.

R.Kelly take 90 mins fi come pon the stage and him not even did apologize to the people dem fi him lateness.

A wonder if R.Kelly deh pon medication?




Sex Position of the Day: It's Hump Day

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Rising temps can put a serious crimp on your sex life--getting a little sweaty is hot; swimming in sweat is so not. Want to get down and dirty without overheating? Stick to these summer-sex positions. They'll keep you nice and cool so you can focus on being naughty.

To keep yourself as cool as possible with this position, place a fan by your guy's feet and angle it up toward your bodies. Find a tall-backed chair, pad it with some pillows, and sit him down. Straddle his hardened member and lean back slightly, placing your hands on his knees. Extend your legs, one at a time, until each of your ankles is resting on one of his corresponding shoulders. Pump your booty back and forth at a speed that makes you moan




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Erotic Instructions:

Lie back on your bed (or on any soft surface) with a pillow placed under your head. Bring your knees up to your breasts and cross your legs at your ankles. Your guy kneels right in front of you with his legs touching, leans in, and pulls your hips onto his angled lap. Keep your thighs glued together and gently press your feet against his chest for leverage as he slowly enters you. You can stroke his thighs as he moves back and forth with steady, ultrasnug thrusts.

Why You'll Love It:

What makes this carnal connector a triple treat is the fire-starter friction created by crossing and clamping your legs together. That super rub-a-dub means more sensation for you both. Plus, this compact pose increases your ability to contract your PC muscles - which when tightened can heighten his pleasure by squeezing his penis, and yours by creating more awesome tension in your nether regions.





swinging.jpg
According to wha me hear, there is a popular activity that is now getting prevalent in Jamaica. It is called 'swinging'. People from uptown downtown and round town are allegedly engaging in this activity.

Swinging or partner swapping is a non-monogamous behavior, in which singles or partners in a committed relationship engage in sexual activities. Swinging can take place in a number of contexts, ranging from spontaneous sexual activity at informal gatherings of friends to planned regular social meetings to hooking up with like-minded people at a swingers' club. It can also involve Internet-based swinger social networking services online.

Swingers in the lifestyle engage in lots of different sexual activities with others for a variety of reasons. For many, an advantage is the increased quality, quantity and frequency of sex. Some people engage in swinging to add variety into their otherwise conventional sex lives or for curiosity. Some couples see swinging as a healthy outlet and means to strengthen their relationship. Others regard such activities as merely social and recreational interaction with others.




Sex Position of the Day: The Octopus

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Erotic Instructions:
Have your guy sit on the floor with his hands on the ground behind him. Tell him to spread his legs and bend them slightly at the knees. Keeping your hands on the floor for support, straddle his lap, facing him, and raise your legs so your right leg rests on his left shoulder and your left leg on his right shoulder. Do it right and you two will look like a multi-limbed lust creature.

the-octopus-sex-position.jpg

Why You'll Love It:
Because your body is tilted upward, your guy enters you in up-and-down motions rather than circular or side-to-side, bringing on deep, direct G-spot orgasms. And you both get a prime bird's-eye view of the action - a male fantasy come true! Plus, if you can master this one, you two will have entered the Kama Sutra Hall of Fame. And what could be hotter than that?




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People a wha really a gwaan inna di country? Mi tired fi ask unuh dis. Mi hear pon news last week say a prominent Doctor inna di Standpipe area inna jail because him do an abortion pon a likkle school girl and it never do good so her people dem go hospital and Police get involved and di Doctor get lock up.

Di Doctor say nutten nuh go so, but mi also hear pon di shout say it look like the Doctor and di young girl did inna tings and maybe a did fi him baby. Woooiiiiii, no sah, a wha wrong wid dem big, crusty, gray back man yah. Why dem nuh go look dem age. And why dem school girl yah no take dem book and stop feature man??

No sah, it nuh sound good at all and mi hope a lie because trust me, dem school girl ya a gwaan bad and not to mention the big man dem. Only young girl dem want, it look like say if you over 30 nuff big man nuh want you. 

God a come fi him world, because unuh a behave too bad down yah




A wha di country come to? The freak dem a have a orgy party tonight at a popular New Kinsgton hotel. Dem a advertise it via BBM and dem say a $2500 fi come in and that include food, drinks, games, penis and vagina.

Mi hear say people can't wear clothes go inside, only dem underwear dem can go wear go inna di party. Mi hear say di promoter say is a exclusive party and only persons contacted and sent invitations will be able to enter. Di promoter say him come up with the idea because him friend dem always a say dem want go orgy party and nobody nah keep none. Him say the feedback to having this party has been "tremendous".

No sah, dem people yah a go hard!!!!!! 




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A wha dis mi a hear??? A how people a talk say one Club owner wife a beat the employees dem? Some people nuh want call no name but mi hear say a Corey Todd wife.

According to wha mi hear, the wife will be charged by the Police for unlawful wounding,  after two a di worker dem go lodge complaint say she a beat dem up and mash up dem face and all dese tings.

Mi all  hearsay a nuh di first time she a fling lick pon the people dem, dem say a regular she beat up di employee dem. But wha mi want know is, a wha di people dem do you make you a beat dem? You a behave like a you a dem madda. Duppy know who fi frighten cuz you couldn't do dem tings di wid certain people.

Mi hear di people dem a talk and say you fi memba when you husband did come pon tv come talk up di bagga tings say the DJ did a beat selector inna the club and now you come take up the same bad habit.

It nuh look good at all!!!!




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Mi fren like mi the other day and tell me say she a have a likkle man pon the side. She say she go Joe Grind yard and then come home and use the douche and then give her man a likkle piece.

One day she leave the douche inna the bathroom so that when she come home she can just hurry and use it befor hussy ketch her. After she go Joe Grind yard and cut a likkle piece and reach back now, she go inna the bathroom fi go use the douche. One mind tell her say fi use her teeth and open it, when she do dat, a pure pepper inna her mouth.

It look like her husband realize wha gwaan and just dash pepper pon her douche. Suppose she did just put it inna her coochie??

A how some man stay so?? It nah go have no use to nobody after unuh pepper it!! A so it sweet him make him all waan mash it up?? No sah, if she a give you bun and u caan manage it then just leave the woman and gwaan!! Some a unuh man just come fi mash up people life and coochie!!!




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A which politician daughter mi hear say dem have pon sex tape? Mi hear say a popular adult website in the USA is planning to release the video on April14th. 

M I get fi understand that the yong lady is a University student and the tape shows her doing all sort a oral techniques!!

Mi hear say the girl father is a mayor and bere tings!!! What a ting when dis drop!!!!!




2012 a di year fi marriage??!! - by Buffilous

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It look like all a di entertainer dem inna Jamaica a get married. First time no artiste never really waan wife up no woman, now all of a sudden everybody a draw fi a wife, and it look like most a di wife dem have farin papers!!

A wha?? Nobody nuh waan get lock out a farin?! Everybody just a buy ring fling pon finger fi ensure say dem can go over Uncle Sam country go hype and make life.

But mi a warn unuh, please, when unuh a buy ring and plan wedding and all dese tings, keep unuh life discreet! Nuff a unuh say unuh settle down but the people dem out a road see unuh a carry out unuh same ole behaviour and unuh still a visit different people yard and all dese tings!

2012 is the year of marriage it seems... And di entertainer dem a jump pon the bandwagan!!

But mi haffi say congrats to unuh still, because at least unuh a make some man know say them must settle down wid a good woman when dem find her and dem must stop run round. Big up unuhself and big up all a di wifey dem!




How you babyfada a diss you so Lattie?

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Bwoy Lattie, how dem a style you up so and have you pon video a clean rifle and all dem things. My girl, it doan look good. Your baby fada with the comic book name is a ole wicked. Him shouldn't use you phone and video you like that and then press send. Cause a nuff beaten and bad treatment you get from him, so if you find a next man a no nutten. If the popular entertainer a hol' you right you baby fada fi ease off and low you. Is not like you a cheat pon him. Police fi go fi him right uppa Papine or Stony Hill and lock him up. My girl, you cyaan so fraid a him that you all a talk bout go back to him. Not after him hold you at gunpoint and mek you perform oral sex, then use you Blackberry and send it out to all a you friend dem. You shoulda did use him owna video equipment and videotape him a perform oral sex pon you and youchube it. By the way, we no did hear say him did sick bad bad wha day. A wha really do him? A who pay him a visit? Anyway Lattie, better you than we. We glad say at least one of the entertainer still a hol' you, even if the next Rasta one with him mouth always full of white squall, read up the play and never bother tek you pon him Caribbean tour.
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Sexting...a wha dis???

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The first time I received a txt message that had a penis picture attached I nearly fell to the floor. Only to find out later that this not no unusual phenomenon is happening to millions of phones world wide. I call it an extension to cyber sex or better yet the evolution. Now that phones are basically computers, you can chat, take pictures, images, video and BB all from one device. We've all received them, text messages of body parts, positions or even a combination of both. Which also means, that you can get your freak on more easily as well.
Men and women alike seem to take great pleasure in sending 'random' body part pics that seem to set the mood. Buddis and titties are big pon di screen (among other things) in movement and yet we love to go in get our fair share of fun.

I have even heard of women and some 'zucchini action' to simulate a buddi during the texting mode.
But it's not just via the phone or the web. Skype has become the next interactive portal where we share our bodily fluids. Especially when you are able to see in real time, we are good to go!
Facebook is another portal that has become, well a means
for us to have what I like to call 'facebook love affairs'. There are people who have NEVER physically met each other but yet have the greatest sexual attractions and can make you have an O like there's no tomorrow.
People who are in opposites end of the world connecting, communication and yes, having sex. There are so many means today that facilitate that who needs to be in a real relationship? You are just a few clicks away from you sweetie. Set up your webcam, grab the KY Jelly and it's show time.
But it makes us beg the question, what is going to be next? How much more can we evolve where sex from a distance or through a device can still yield great pleasure. We have become so open with our sexuality that what used to be called 'private parts' is not so private anymore.
In fact, I say it's a thing of the past. It's just a tittie right? Or a nipple, or a buddi? We are in a time where we share these photos so openly and carelessly. Even as casual friends we might catch ourselves sending a sexy photo or two, that's how we entice the other person. "I'll send one if you send me one".
Women are just as guilty as men, so me nah bashing or choosing sides. I too have been guilty of sexting and sending some juicy photos as well. I think we've all got so caught
up in the technological aspect that it's almost daring us to push the boundaries further and further. I am open with my body and love myself. I'm not shame to send a pic or two to
someone of interest, I mean, at the end of the day I am the owner of it at the end of the day.
So whether you like to participate in sexting, cyber sex, skype sex which ever I guess we'll have to wait and see what the next method to keep us 'active' is going to be coming from.








Why men cheat - By Buffilous

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Since the beginning of the ages women have been trying to answer this question, why men cheat? Is it something in their genes?

Is it that that they can never be satisfied or is it that they feel there is always better out there. Of course we acknowledge that women cheat too, but it is so much more prevalent in men that we have to try and analyse this one.

In trying to come up with an answer I went to the real source, the men themselves who were more than willing to help with the answers.

One said the grass is always greener on the other side. According to him it’s the thrill of it. It soothes his ego and there is a lot of excitement in it.


Of course all this thrill comes with a price, he acknowledges that it could either lead to the demise of the relationship or the upliftment of it…but either way he doesn’t mind taking the risk.

There are those who admit that cheating wasn’t exactly on their minds, but the temptation was more than they could bear. For others it is just a sheer case of curiosity.

“You see a ting and she look a way and your imagination start to work over time, you wonder if she can perform in bed and how she gonna fling it up give up give you and before you know it, you start to fling on the lyrics,” one cheater confessed.

One man was blunt and to the point. He said if you found a girl and you are in lust with her, it better to give in, have sex with her and get it out of your system.

“why deny yourself the pleasure after all you only have one life to live,” according to him extra excitement is healthy.

His reasoning is that if the relationship was grounded in the first place the man would not have cheated.

“When you’re in love with someone you want to b with that person always. People take others for granted. Sex starts out hot ,then it fades. Always maintain those bedroom skills,” is his advice to women to avoid their men straying from the home front.


The final male we spoke to shared pretty much the same opinion. According to him the surest thing to have his eyes roving is neglect.

“When the woman forgot what she did to get the man and then slack off, always having one excuse or the other why she can’t give us some real loving in bed or being adventurous where sex is concerned then she should know that the hunter will be coming out!”


Other tips coming from him is that what attracts him to a woman is her smell, her tightness, the chemistry, then the conversation after sex, will determine if there is any commonality.


So there you have it ladies, it’s not our rules, but it won’t hurt to heed some of the useful advice the men dished out.





Di homo dem a guh hard

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By Buffilous



You si when mi a talk up di tings dem people a cuss mi out bout mi nuh have nuh tolerance and all a dese tings.

Dem all sey everybody have rights and wi fi be more understanding, but di ting whey mi nuh get is what about di people whey dem aabuse rights?

Dem nuh have any?


Teck for example dis battyman whey name Gabriel from downtown. Everybady know him cause unno normally si him a roadside a braid hair and him hand a flash lacka woman wid attitude as him mouth a yap off at 100 miles per hour.


Well mi dung a KPH a look fi one friend whey hospitalize and who unno tink mi si di porter wheel in…yes Gabriel same one.
Suh unno done know sey mi faas aready, so right away mi set about di digging fi find out a wha guh dung and a who brook him up.


From whey mi discover him get beat up by police and him lucky tuh cause mi hear sey di mob dis just lef fi deal wid him proper.
When dem wheel him inna di hospital, yuh shoulda hear him a bawl like dem gal, "Officer a why u handcuff me so tight?

Me never tek no policeman yet. Lord God why u mek me fe f…k batty? Merciful fada yuh shoulda hear him a chat bout how him a fool round bottom from him a 12 year old.


Well before me figet, him get arrested because him rape one likkle bwoy and get di people dem bringle.
Yuh si whey mi a talk bout now, if him waan be gay, dats fine, a fi him business dat, but whey unno sey bout di fact sey one likkle innocent pikney haffi pay di price fi him nastiness?


People talk to mi now!






Breaking News...

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1 B@ttym@n by the name of Gabrielle was admitted in Kph.


Apparently he was beaten by the police when approached to arrest him.

When he arrived in the hospital on the ward he was bawling out"Officer a why u handcuff me so tight?Me never tek no policeman yet.Lord God why u mek me fe fuck batty?Me a fuck batty from me twelve,whoa whoa!

"He was arrested 4 raping a little boy.

Now what do u think should be done 2 someone like that?

If one chooses 2 b gay fine,just don't rape nobody bwoy pickney!U should have seen his departure from the hospital with the police,he was so full of flair.





 

Sex Position of the Day: It's Hump Day

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Rising temps can put a serious crimp on your sex life--getting a little sweaty is hot; swimming in sweat is so not. Want to get down and dirty without overheating? Stick to these summer-sex positions. They'll keep you nice and cool so you can focus on being naughty.

To keep yourself as cool as possible with this position, place a fan by your guy's feet and angle it up toward your bodies. Find a tall-backed chair, pad it with some pillows, and sit him down. Straddle his hardened member and lean back slightly, placing your hands on his knees. Extend your legs, one at a time, until each of your ankles is resting on one of his corresponding shoulders. Pump your booty back and forth at a speed that makes you moan




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Erotic Instructions:

Lie back on your bed (or on any soft surface) with a pillow placed under your head. Bring your knees up to your breasts and cross your legs at your ankles. Your guy kneels right in front of you with his legs touching, leans in, and pulls your hips onto his angled lap. Keep your thighs glued together and gently press your feet against his chest for leverage as he slowly enters you. You can stroke his thighs as he moves back and forth with steady, ultrasnug thrusts.

Why You'll Love It:

What makes this carnal connector a triple treat is the fire-starter friction created by crossing and clamping your legs together. That super rub-a-dub means more sensation for you both. Plus, this compact pose increases your ability to contract your PC muscles - which when tightened can heighten his pleasure by squeezing his penis, and yours by creating more awesome tension in your nether regions.





swinging.jpg
According to wha me hear, there is a popular activity that is now getting prevalent in Jamaica. It is called 'swinging'. People from uptown downtown and round town are allegedly engaging in this activity.

Swinging or partner swapping is a non-monogamous behavior, in which singles or partners in a committed relationship engage in sexual activities. Swinging can take place in a number of contexts, ranging from spontaneous sexual activity at informal gatherings of friends to planned regular social meetings to hooking up with like-minded people at a swingers' club. It can also involve Internet-based swinger social networking services online.

Swingers in the lifestyle engage in lots of different sexual activities with others for a variety of reasons. For many, an advantage is the increased quality, quantity and frequency of sex. Some people engage in swinging to add variety into their otherwise conventional sex lives or for curiosity. Some couples see swinging as a healthy outlet and means to strengthen their relationship. Others regard such activities as merely social and recreational interaction with others.




Sex Position of the Day: The Octopus

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Erotic Instructions:
Have your guy sit on the floor with his hands on the ground behind him. Tell him to spread his legs and bend them slightly at the knees. Keeping your hands on the floor for support, straddle his lap, facing him, and raise your legs so your right leg rests on his left shoulder and your left leg on his right shoulder. Do it right and you two will look like a multi-limbed lust creature.

the-octopus-sex-position.jpg

Why You'll Love It:
Because your body is tilted upward, your guy enters you in up-and-down motions rather than circular or side-to-side, bringing on deep, direct G-spot orgasms. And you both get a prime bird's-eye view of the action - a male fantasy come true! Plus, if you can master this one, you two will have entered the Kama Sutra Hall of Fame. And what could be hotter than that?




love-groupie.jpg
People a wha really a gwaan inna di country? Mi tired fi ask unuh dis. Mi hear pon news last week say a prominent Doctor inna di Standpipe area inna jail because him do an abortion pon a likkle school girl and it never do good so her people dem go hospital and Police get involved and di Doctor get lock up.

Di Doctor say nutten nuh go so, but mi also hear pon di shout say it look like the Doctor and di young girl did inna tings and maybe a did fi him baby. Woooiiiiii, no sah, a wha wrong wid dem big, crusty, gray back man yah. Why dem nuh go look dem age. And why dem school girl yah no take dem book and stop feature man??

No sah, it nuh sound good at all and mi hope a lie because trust me, dem school girl ya a gwaan bad and not to mention the big man dem. Only young girl dem want, it look like say if you over 30 nuff big man nuh want you. 

God a come fi him world, because unuh a behave too bad down yah




A wha di country come to? The freak dem a have a orgy party tonight at a popular New Kinsgton hotel. Dem a advertise it via BBM and dem say a $2500 fi come in and that include food, drinks, games, penis and vagina.

Mi hear say people can't wear clothes go inside, only dem underwear dem can go wear go inna di party. Mi hear say di promoter say is a exclusive party and only persons contacted and sent invitations will be able to enter. Di promoter say him come up with the idea because him friend dem always a say dem want go orgy party and nobody nah keep none. Him say the feedback to having this party has been "tremendous".

No sah, dem people yah a go hard!!!!!! 




love-groupie.jpg
A wha dis mi a hear??? A how people a talk say one Club owner wife a beat the employees dem? Some people nuh want call no name but mi hear say a Corey Todd wife.

According to wha mi hear, the wife will be charged by the Police for unlawful wounding,  after two a di worker dem go lodge complaint say she a beat dem up and mash up dem face and all dese tings.

Mi all  hearsay a nuh di first time she a fling lick pon the people dem, dem say a regular she beat up di employee dem. But wha mi want know is, a wha di people dem do you make you a beat dem? You a behave like a you a dem madda. Duppy know who fi frighten cuz you couldn't do dem tings di wid certain people.

Mi hear di people dem a talk and say you fi memba when you husband did come pon tv come talk up di bagga tings say the DJ did a beat selector inna the club and now you come take up the same bad habit.

It nuh look good at all!!!!




love-groupie.jpg
Mi fren like mi the other day and tell me say she a have a likkle man pon the side. She say she go Joe Grind yard and then come home and use the douche and then give her man a likkle piece.

One day she leave the douche inna the bathroom so that when she come home she can just hurry and use it befor hussy ketch her. After she go Joe Grind yard and cut a likkle piece and reach back now, she go inna the bathroom fi go use the douche. One mind tell her say fi use her teeth and open it, when she do dat, a pure pepper inna her mouth.

It look like her husband realize wha gwaan and just dash pepper pon her douche. Suppose she did just put it inna her coochie??

A how some man stay so?? It nah go have no use to nobody after unuh pepper it!! A so it sweet him make him all waan mash it up?? No sah, if she a give you bun and u caan manage it then just leave the woman and gwaan!! Some a unuh man just come fi mash up people life and coochie!!!




love-groupie.jpg
A which politician daughter mi hear say dem have pon sex tape? Mi hear say a popular adult website in the USA is planning to release the video on April14th. 

M I get fi understand that the yong lady is a University student and the tape shows her doing all sort a oral techniques!!

Mi hear say the girl father is a mayor and bere tings!!! What a ting when dis drop!!!!!




2012 a di year fi marriage??!! - by Buffilous

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love-groupie.jpg
It look like all a di entertainer dem inna Jamaica a get married. First time no artiste never really waan wife up no woman, now all of a sudden everybody a draw fi a wife, and it look like most a di wife dem have farin papers!!

A wha?? Nobody nuh waan get lock out a farin?! Everybody just a buy ring fling pon finger fi ensure say dem can go over Uncle Sam country go hype and make life.

But mi a warn unuh, please, when unuh a buy ring and plan wedding and all dese tings, keep unuh life discreet! Nuff a unuh say unuh settle down but the people dem out a road see unuh a carry out unuh same ole behaviour and unuh still a visit different people yard and all dese tings!

2012 is the year of marriage it seems... And di entertainer dem a jump pon the bandwagan!!

But mi haffi say congrats to unuh still, because at least unuh a make some man know say them must settle down wid a good woman when dem find her and dem must stop run round. Big up unuhself and big up all a di wifey dem!




How you babyfada a diss you so Lattie?

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Bwoy Lattie, how dem a style you up so and have you pon video a clean rifle and all dem things. My girl, it doan look good. Your baby fada with the comic book name is a ole wicked. Him shouldn't use you phone and video you like that and then press send. Cause a nuff beaten and bad treatment you get from him, so if you find a next man a no nutten. If the popular entertainer a hol' you right you baby fada fi ease off and low you. Is not like you a cheat pon him. Police fi go fi him right uppa Papine or Stony Hill and lock him up. My girl, you cyaan so fraid a him that you all a talk bout go back to him. Not after him hold you at gunpoint and mek you perform oral sex, then use you Blackberry and send it out to all a you friend dem. You shoulda did use him owna video equipment and videotape him a perform oral sex pon you and youchube it. By the way, we no did hear say him did sick bad bad wha day. A wha really do him? A who pay him a visit? Anyway Lattie, better you than we. We glad say at least one of the entertainer still a hol' you, even if the next Rasta one with him mouth always full of white squall, read up the play and never bother tek you pon him Caribbean tour.
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Sexting...a wha dis???

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The first time I received a txt message that had a penis picture attached I nearly fell to the floor. Only to find out later that this not no unusual phenomenon is happening to millions of phones world wide. I call it an extension to cyber sex or better yet the evolution. Now that phones are basically computers, you can chat, take pictures, images, video and BB all from one device. We've all received them, text messages of body parts, positions or even a combination of both. Which also means, that you can get your freak on more easily as well.
Men and women alike seem to take great pleasure in sending 'random' body part pics that seem to set the mood. Buddis and titties are big pon di screen (among other things) in movement and yet we love to go in get our fair share of fun.

I have even heard of women and some 'zucchini action' to simulate a buddi during the texting mode.
But it's not just via the phone or the web. Skype has become the next interactive portal where we share our bodily fluids. Especially when you are able to see in real time, we are good to go!
Facebook is another portal that has become, well a means
for us to have what I like to call 'facebook love affairs'. There are people who have NEVER physically met each other but yet have the greatest sexual attractions and can make you have an O like there's no tomorrow.
People who are in opposites end of the world connecting, communication and yes, having sex. There are so many means today that facilitate that who needs to be in a real relationship? You are just a few clicks away from you sweetie. Set up your webcam, grab the KY Jelly and it's show time.
But it makes us beg the question, what is going to be next? How much more can we evolve where sex from a distance or through a device can still yield great pleasure. We have become so open with our sexuality that what used to be called 'private parts' is not so private anymore.
In fact, I say it's a thing of the past. It's just a tittie right? Or a nipple, or a buddi? We are in a time where we share these photos so openly and carelessly. Even as casual friends we might catch ourselves sending a sexy photo or two, that's how we entice the other person. "I'll send one if you send me one".
Women are just as guilty as men, so me nah bashing or choosing sides. I too have been guilty of sexting and sending some juicy photos as well. I think we've all got so caught
up in the technological aspect that it's almost daring us to push the boundaries further and further. I am open with my body and love myself. I'm not shame to send a pic or two to
someone of interest, I mean, at the end of the day I am the owner of it at the end of the day.
So whether you like to participate in sexting, cyber sex, skype sex which ever I guess we'll have to wait and see what the next method to keep us 'active' is going to be coming from.








Why men cheat - By Buffilous

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Since the beginning of the ages women have been trying to answer this question, why men cheat? Is it something in their genes?

Is it that that they can never be satisfied or is it that they feel there is always better out there. Of course we acknowledge that women cheat too, but it is so much more prevalent in men that we have to try and analyse this one.

In trying to come up with an answer I went to the real source, the men themselves who were more than willing to help with the answers.

One said the grass is always greener on the other side. According to him it’s the thrill of it. It soothes his ego and there is a lot of excitement in it.


Of course all this thrill comes with a price, he acknowledges that it could either lead to the demise of the relationship or the upliftment of it…but either way he doesn’t mind taking the risk.

There are those who admit that cheating wasn’t exactly on their minds, but the temptation was more than they could bear. For others it is just a sheer case of curiosity.

“You see a ting and she look a way and your imagination start to work over time, you wonder if she can perform in bed and how she gonna fling it up give up give you and before you know it, you start to fling on the lyrics,” one cheater confessed.

One man was blunt and to the point. He said if you found a girl and you are in lust with her, it better to give in, have sex with her and get it out of your system.

“why deny yourself the pleasure after all you only have one life to live,” according to him extra excitement is healthy.

His reasoning is that if the relationship was grounded in the first place the man would not have cheated.

“When you’re in love with someone you want to b with that person always. People take others for granted. Sex starts out hot ,then it fades. Always maintain those bedroom skills,” is his advice to women to avoid their men straying from the home front.


The final male we spoke to shared pretty much the same opinion. According to him the surest thing to have his eyes roving is neglect.

“When the woman forgot what she did to get the man and then slack off, always having one excuse or the other why she can’t give us some real loving in bed or being adventurous where sex is concerned then she should know that the hunter will be coming out!”


Other tips coming from him is that what attracts him to a woman is her smell, her tightness, the chemistry, then the conversation after sex, will determine if there is any commonality.


So there you have it ladies, it’s not our rules, but it won’t hurt to heed some of the useful advice the men dished out.





Di homo dem a guh hard

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By Buffilous



You si when mi a talk up di tings dem people a cuss mi out bout mi nuh have nuh tolerance and all a dese tings.

Dem all sey everybody have rights and wi fi be more understanding, but di ting whey mi nuh get is what about di people whey dem aabuse rights?

Dem nuh have any?


Teck for example dis battyman whey name Gabriel from downtown. Everybady know him cause unno normally si him a roadside a braid hair and him hand a flash lacka woman wid attitude as him mouth a yap off at 100 miles per hour.


Well mi dung a KPH a look fi one friend whey hospitalize and who unno tink mi si di porter wheel in…yes Gabriel same one.
Suh unno done know sey mi faas aready, so right away mi set about di digging fi find out a wha guh dung and a who brook him up.


From whey mi discover him get beat up by police and him lucky tuh cause mi hear sey di mob dis just lef fi deal wid him proper.
When dem wheel him inna di hospital, yuh shoulda hear him a bawl like dem gal, "Officer a why u handcuff me so tight?

Me never tek no policeman yet. Lord God why u mek me fe f…k batty? Merciful fada yuh shoulda hear him a chat bout how him a fool round bottom from him a 12 year old.


Well before me figet, him get arrested because him rape one likkle bwoy and get di people dem bringle.
Yuh si whey mi a talk bout now, if him waan be gay, dats fine, a fi him business dat, but whey unno sey bout di fact sey one likkle innocent pikney haffi pay di price fi him nastiness?


People talk to mi now!






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1 B@ttym@n by the name of Gabrielle was admitted in Kph.


Apparently he was beaten by the police when approached to arrest him.

When he arrived in the hospital on the ward he was bawling out"Officer a why u handcuff me so tight?Me never tek no policeman yet.Lord God why u mek me fe fuck batty?Me a fuck batty from me twelve,whoa whoa!

"He was arrested 4 raping a little boy.

Now what do u think should be done 2 someone like that?

If one chooses 2 b gay fine,just don't rape nobody bwoy pickney!U should have seen his departure from the hospital with the police,he was so full of flair.





 

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Erotic Instructions:

Lie back on your bed (or on any soft surface) with a pillow placed under your head. Bring your knees up to your breasts and cross your legs at your ankles. Your guy kneels right in front of you with his legs touching, leans in, and pulls your hips onto his angled lap. Keep your thighs glued together and gently press your feet against his chest for leverage as he slowly enters you. You can stroke his thighs as he moves back and forth with steady, ultrasnug thrusts.

Why You'll Love It:

What makes this carnal connector a triple treat is the fire-starter friction created by crossing and clamping your legs together. That super rub-a-dub means more sensation for you both. Plus, this compact pose increases your ability to contract your PC muscles - which when tightened can heighten his pleasure by squeezing his penis, and yours by creating more awesome tension in your nether regions.





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According to wha me hear, there is a popular activity that is now getting prevalent in Jamaica. It is called 'swinging'. People from uptown downtown and round town are allegedly engaging in this activity.

Swinging or partner swapping is a non-monogamous behavior, in which singles or partners in a committed relationship engage in sexual activities. Swinging can take place in a number of contexts, ranging from spontaneous sexual activity at informal gatherings of friends to planned regular social meetings to hooking up with like-minded people at a swingers' club. It can also involve Internet-based swinger social networking services online.

Swingers in the lifestyle engage in lots of different sexual activities with others for a variety of reasons. For many, an advantage is the increased quality, quantity and frequency of sex. Some people engage in swinging to add variety into their otherwise conventional sex lives or for curiosity. Some couples see swinging as a healthy outlet and means to strengthen their relationship. Others regard such activities as merely social and recreational interaction with others.




Sex Position of the Day: The Octopus

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Erotic Instructions:
Have your guy sit on the floor with his hands on the ground behind him. Tell him to spread his legs and bend them slightly at the knees. Keeping your hands on the floor for support, straddle his lap, facing him, and raise your legs so your right leg rests on his left shoulder and your left leg on his right shoulder. Do it right and you two will look like a multi-limbed lust creature.

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Why You'll Love It:
Because your body is tilted upward, your guy enters you in up-and-down motions rather than circular or side-to-side, bringing on deep, direct G-spot orgasms. And you both get a prime bird's-eye view of the action - a male fantasy come true! Plus, if you can master this one, you two will have entered the Kama Sutra Hall of Fame. And what could be hotter than that?




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People a wha really a gwaan inna di country? Mi tired fi ask unuh dis. Mi hear pon news last week say a prominent Doctor inna di Standpipe area inna jail because him do an abortion pon a likkle school girl and it never do good so her people dem go hospital and Police get involved and di Doctor get lock up.

Di Doctor say nutten nuh go so, but mi also hear pon di shout say it look like the Doctor and di young girl did inna tings and maybe a did fi him baby. Woooiiiiii, no sah, a wha wrong wid dem big, crusty, gray back man yah. Why dem nuh go look dem age. And why dem school girl yah no take dem book and stop feature man??

No sah, it nuh sound good at all and mi hope a lie because trust me, dem school girl ya a gwaan bad and not to mention the big man dem. Only young girl dem want, it look like say if you over 30 nuff big man nuh want you. 

God a come fi him world, because unuh a behave too bad down yah




A wha di country come to? The freak dem a have a orgy party tonight at a popular New Kinsgton hotel. Dem a advertise it via BBM and dem say a $2500 fi come in and that include food, drinks, games, penis and vagina.

Mi hear say people can't wear clothes go inside, only dem underwear dem can go wear go inna di party. Mi hear say di promoter say is a exclusive party and only persons contacted and sent invitations will be able to enter. Di promoter say him come up with the idea because him friend dem always a say dem want go orgy party and nobody nah keep none. Him say the feedback to having this party has been "tremendous".

No sah, dem people yah a go hard!!!!!! 




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A wha dis mi a hear??? A how people a talk say one Club owner wife a beat the employees dem? Some people nuh want call no name but mi hear say a Corey Todd wife.

According to wha mi hear, the wife will be charged by the Police for unlawful wounding,  after two a di worker dem go lodge complaint say she a beat dem up and mash up dem face and all dese tings.

Mi all  hearsay a nuh di first time she a fling lick pon the people dem, dem say a regular she beat up di employee dem. But wha mi want know is, a wha di people dem do you make you a beat dem? You a behave like a you a dem madda. Duppy know who fi frighten cuz you couldn't do dem tings di wid certain people.

Mi hear di people dem a talk and say you fi memba when you husband did come pon tv come talk up di bagga tings say the DJ did a beat selector inna the club and now you come take up the same bad habit.

It nuh look good at all!!!!




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Mi fren like mi the other day and tell me say she a have a likkle man pon the side. She say she go Joe Grind yard and then come home and use the douche and then give her man a likkle piece.

One day she leave the douche inna the bathroom so that when she come home she can just hurry and use it befor hussy ketch her. After she go Joe Grind yard and cut a likkle piece and reach back now, she go inna the bathroom fi go use the douche. One mind tell her say fi use her teeth and open it, when she do dat, a pure pepper inna her mouth.

It look like her husband realize wha gwaan and just dash pepper pon her douche. Suppose she did just put it inna her coochie??

A how some man stay so?? It nah go have no use to nobody after unuh pepper it!! A so it sweet him make him all waan mash it up?? No sah, if she a give you bun and u caan manage it then just leave the woman and gwaan!! Some a unuh man just come fi mash up people life and coochie!!!




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A which politician daughter mi hear say dem have pon sex tape? Mi hear say a popular adult website in the USA is planning to release the video on April14th. 

M I get fi understand that the yong lady is a University student and the tape shows her doing all sort a oral techniques!!

Mi hear say the girl father is a mayor and bere tings!!! What a ting when dis drop!!!!!




2012 a di year fi marriage??!! - by Buffilous

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It look like all a di entertainer dem inna Jamaica a get married. First time no artiste never really waan wife up no woman, now all of a sudden everybody a draw fi a wife, and it look like most a di wife dem have farin papers!!

A wha?? Nobody nuh waan get lock out a farin?! Everybody just a buy ring fling pon finger fi ensure say dem can go over Uncle Sam country go hype and make life.

But mi a warn unuh, please, when unuh a buy ring and plan wedding and all dese tings, keep unuh life discreet! Nuff a unuh say unuh settle down but the people dem out a road see unuh a carry out unuh same ole behaviour and unuh still a visit different people yard and all dese tings!

2012 is the year of marriage it seems... And di entertainer dem a jump pon the bandwagan!!

But mi haffi say congrats to unuh still, because at least unuh a make some man know say them must settle down wid a good woman when dem find her and dem must stop run round. Big up unuhself and big up all a di wifey dem!




How you babyfada a diss you so Lattie?

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Bwoy Lattie, how dem a style you up so and have you pon video a clean rifle and all dem things. My girl, it doan look good. Your baby fada with the comic book name is a ole wicked. Him shouldn't use you phone and video you like that and then press send. Cause a nuff beaten and bad treatment you get from him, so if you find a next man a no nutten. If the popular entertainer a hol' you right you baby fada fi ease off and low you. Is not like you a cheat pon him. Police fi go fi him right uppa Papine or Stony Hill and lock him up. My girl, you cyaan so fraid a him that you all a talk bout go back to him. Not after him hold you at gunpoint and mek you perform oral sex, then use you Blackberry and send it out to all a you friend dem. You shoulda did use him owna video equipment and videotape him a perform oral sex pon you and youchube it. By the way, we no did hear say him did sick bad bad wha day. A wha really do him? A who pay him a visit? Anyway Lattie, better you than we. We glad say at least one of the entertainer still a hol' you, even if the next Rasta one with him mouth always full of white squall, read up the play and never bother tek you pon him Caribbean tour.
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Sexting...a wha dis???

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The first time I received a txt message that had a penis picture attached I nearly fell to the floor. Only to find out later that this not no unusual phenomenon is happening to millions of phones world wide. I call it an extension to cyber sex or better yet the evolution. Now that phones are basically computers, you can chat, take pictures, images, video and BB all from one device. We've all received them, text messages of body parts, positions or even a combination of both. Which also means, that you can get your freak on more easily as well.
Men and women alike seem to take great pleasure in sending 'random' body part pics that seem to set the mood. Buddis and titties are big pon di screen (among other things) in movement and yet we love to go in get our fair share of fun.

I have even heard of women and some 'zucchini action' to simulate a buddi during the texting mode.
But it's not just via the phone or the web. Skype has become the next interactive portal where we share our bodily fluids. Especially when you are able to see in real time, we are good to go!
Facebook is another portal that has become, well a means
for us to have what I like to call 'facebook love affairs'. There are people who have NEVER physically met each other but yet have the greatest sexual attractions and can make you have an O like there's no tomorrow.
People who are in opposites end of the world connecting, communication and yes, having sex. There are so many means today that facilitate that who needs to be in a real relationship? You are just a few clicks away from you sweetie. Set up your webcam, grab the KY Jelly and it's show time.
But it makes us beg the question, what is going to be next? How much more can we evolve where sex from a distance or through a device can still yield great pleasure. We have become so open with our sexuality that what used to be called 'private parts' is not so private anymore.
In fact, I say it's a thing of the past. It's just a tittie right? Or a nipple, or a buddi? We are in a time where we share these photos so openly and carelessly. Even as casual friends we might catch ourselves sending a sexy photo or two, that's how we entice the other person. "I'll send one if you send me one".
Women are just as guilty as men, so me nah bashing or choosing sides. I too have been guilty of sexting and sending some juicy photos as well. I think we've all got so caught
up in the technological aspect that it's almost daring us to push the boundaries further and further. I am open with my body and love myself. I'm not shame to send a pic or two to
someone of interest, I mean, at the end of the day I am the owner of it at the end of the day.
So whether you like to participate in sexting, cyber sex, skype sex which ever I guess we'll have to wait and see what the next method to keep us 'active' is going to be coming from.








Why men cheat - By Buffilous

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Since the beginning of the ages women have been trying to answer this question, why men cheat? Is it something in their genes?

Is it that that they can never be satisfied or is it that they feel there is always better out there. Of course we acknowledge that women cheat too, but it is so much more prevalent in men that we have to try and analyse this one.

In trying to come up with an answer I went to the real source, the men themselves who were more than willing to help with the answers.

One said the grass is always greener on the other side. According to him it’s the thrill of it. It soothes his ego and there is a lot of excitement in it.


Of course all this thrill comes with a price, he acknowledges that it could either lead to the demise of the relationship or the upliftment of it…but either way he doesn’t mind taking the risk.

There are those who admit that cheating wasn’t exactly on their minds, but the temptation was more than they could bear. For others it is just a sheer case of curiosity.

“You see a ting and she look a way and your imagination start to work over time, you wonder if she can perform in bed and how she gonna fling it up give up give you and before you know it, you start to fling on the lyrics,” one cheater confessed.

One man was blunt and to the point. He said if you found a girl and you are in lust with her, it better to give in, have sex with her and get it out of your system.

“why deny yourself the pleasure after all you only have one life to live,” according to him extra excitement is healthy.

His reasoning is that if the relationship was grounded in the first place the man would not have cheated.

“When you’re in love with someone you want to b with that person always. People take others for granted. Sex starts out hot ,then it fades. Always maintain those bedroom skills,” is his advice to women to avoid their men straying from the home front.


The final male we spoke to shared pretty much the same opinion. According to him the surest thing to have his eyes roving is neglect.

“When the woman forgot what she did to get the man and then slack off, always having one excuse or the other why she can’t give us some real loving in bed or being adventurous where sex is concerned then she should know that the hunter will be coming out!”


Other tips coming from him is that what attracts him to a woman is her smell, her tightness, the chemistry, then the conversation after sex, will determine if there is any commonality.


So there you have it ladies, it’s not our rules, but it won’t hurt to heed some of the useful advice the men dished out.





Di homo dem a guh hard

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By Buffilous



You si when mi a talk up di tings dem people a cuss mi out bout mi nuh have nuh tolerance and all a dese tings.

Dem all sey everybody have rights and wi fi be more understanding, but di ting whey mi nuh get is what about di people whey dem aabuse rights?

Dem nuh have any?


Teck for example dis battyman whey name Gabriel from downtown. Everybady know him cause unno normally si him a roadside a braid hair and him hand a flash lacka woman wid attitude as him mouth a yap off at 100 miles per hour.


Well mi dung a KPH a look fi one friend whey hospitalize and who unno tink mi si di porter wheel in…yes Gabriel same one.
Suh unno done know sey mi faas aready, so right away mi set about di digging fi find out a wha guh dung and a who brook him up.


From whey mi discover him get beat up by police and him lucky tuh cause mi hear sey di mob dis just lef fi deal wid him proper.
When dem wheel him inna di hospital, yuh shoulda hear him a bawl like dem gal, "Officer a why u handcuff me so tight?

Me never tek no policeman yet. Lord God why u mek me fe f…k batty? Merciful fada yuh shoulda hear him a chat bout how him a fool round bottom from him a 12 year old.


Well before me figet, him get arrested because him rape one likkle bwoy and get di people dem bringle.
Yuh si whey mi a talk bout now, if him waan be gay, dats fine, a fi him business dat, but whey unno sey bout di fact sey one likkle innocent pikney haffi pay di price fi him nastiness?


People talk to mi now!






Breaking News...

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1 B@ttym@n by the name of Gabrielle was admitted in Kph.


Apparently he was beaten by the police when approached to arrest him.

When he arrived in the hospital on the ward he was bawling out"Officer a why u handcuff me so tight?Me never tek no policeman yet.Lord God why u mek me fe fuck batty?Me a fuck batty from me twelve,whoa whoa!

"He was arrested 4 raping a little boy.

Now what do u think should be done 2 someone like that?

If one chooses 2 b gay fine,just don't rape nobody bwoy pickney!U should have seen his departure from the hospital with the police,he was so full of flair.





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