What a renkness

Bwoy the reggae awards come and gawn but a nuff nuff gossip YardFlex get outa it. Yuh know sey some people really libaty tecking when yuh come fi tink bout it. Yeah man, mi hear dem a sey dat Macka Diamond look good inna har outfit but she look lacka Shabba Ranks inna wig. But a wha dis man...chu just easy yah Macka yuh a YardFlex girl...straight!

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What a gwaan

Bwoy YardFlex spot a play dung a Westmoreland Curry Festival and mi a tell yuh...wi nuh really know a whey him name but wi know sey him inna Ward 21. Wi spot him a hold Stacious close gainst him and a rock. Well wi nah judge, cause dem can just bi good friends...but Stacious did look sexy still suh wi nuh know!

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Einstein a hide out

Wi hear sey Einstein a keep a low profile cause him and certain member of di alliance kick off and dem sware sey dem a guh sort him out proper. Well mi hear sey him nuh sure whey him stand, suh him nah budge till him sure di threat over him head is lifted. Duh, mi a beg unno please, exercise some peace inna di business nuh.

Wha dis we really a hear bout the DOLLY? She coulda really so fool-fool fi go mek him — wid fi him history — go do dat to har? A wonder if a dats why she a stay way from di Rock so long? She did fi come fi show right after British Link-Up and all now we cyan bless we eye pon har. But, as dem say, a sump'ng a come, a no sump'ng a go.

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Beenie Man bredda deh pon rape charge

Bwoy what a way Beenie Man name can call up. All when him huh do nutten him name get inna di mix a tings. One a him bredda now before di courts fi rape cause him rape him odda bredda girlfriend. But a wha kinda wutless living dat dough eeh. Anyway yuh look at it him double wrong. Yuh wrong fi teck whey people nuh gi yuh and it wuss when a yuh owna bredda tings yuh a pouch pon.

YardFlex undastan sey inna 2004, she guh a di house and har boyfriend go out and she go drop a sleep. She feel like smady a caress har and she tink a fi har boyfriend. before she know it di odda bredda done inna three minutes...di case deh before di court...we wi tell yuh more

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But a wha di big singer really a galang wid. It look like him is a real rolling stone. Fus, him lef yaad a follow back-a wifey gaawn a foreign, den it look like di dolly house bruck down, him run come back a yaad, buy big vehicle and claim seh him a producer. We see him di odda day and him mawga dung to skin and bone. Two tings we haffi tell him: when you a lick chalice hard you need fi eat good food, and second, you need fi tek you career serious and get a manager and while yuh at it fling in a publicist tuh!

D'Angel just love di video light suh

But a wha suh mi a hear bout D'Angel, sey she love di video light bad. She go a Vybz Kartel party and she did a guh walk somewhey and nuh cameraman nor nuh video light nuh deh deh and she tun back and head fi one next entrance. Anyway, now mi si di connection wid har and Beenie Man...memba sey dem call him Michael cause him caan bear fi nobady else get di mic.

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A wha a gwaan wid Richie Stephens and Heather Cummings

People, mi just a realise sey Heather and Richie Stephens did hold a good vibes a di first Take Me Away whey did keep a di Pegasus and from dat him kip two more and mi nuh si peep fire bout har again. A wha really a gwaan. Mi a ask round and it come een like mi a hear one whisper sey she did shine too much and people did a meck tuh much comment bout how she good and then braps...mi nuh know maybe the big singer can shed some light pon dis one and meck wi know wha a gwaan.

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Pray fi dem

But a which dancer name Kangaroo a guh bout all a di media house dem a beg fi write up bout Dance Xpressions tief him dance move name Pray Fi Dem. But a which media coulda suh careless fi gi dem allegations big write up. A suh dem strap fi story dat every likkle foolishness dem put pon di video light. Mi sey mi hear sey nuh more media house nuh lef fi him guh, but a ongle one pay him mind.
Still mi like di sentiment...pray fi dem yah

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Passa Passa done early

Mi hear sey some people tun up a Passa Passa last week round after two ...yes inna di mawning a expect fi guh party till daylight and every body gawn! Fi real. Di people dem kip dem tings and meet di deadline...suh if Passa Passa can do it everybady can.

Bwoy everbody a talk bout how Denise Hunt just gi up Digicel Rising Stars suh and she not even did turn up a di launch. But a dat a ting, dem a sey dat if she and dem did part pon good terms she woulda come and all crack two jokes and 'officially' hand over to Yendi Phillips. But come to tink of it, wi hear sey a nuh she a di face a Singers again either. Tell mi a wha really a gwaan? She legoo Rising Stars, leggo Singers a wha she a plan fi cut from di scene or wha.

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Are they together or not?
Talk up di tings man, is it true that Vybz Kartel and D'Angel deh? Mi nuh know but the street a buzz wid di rumour dat tings might be getting serious between di two a dem. But a nuh fi wi business still...but mi know unno curious fi find out like myself yah.

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Wha gwaan wid Merciless
Wha dat a circulate sey di DJ whey love him Gizzada and mama cooking get long long long sentence a prison. No bwoy it dread if a true. People unno have check it out and email YardFlex if unno know more bout di situation cause him did dj sey him lend out him mercy suh wi a wonda if a dats why none neva lef fi him

Can somebody tell us please what's wrong with Beenie Man. A mean, wah, him nuh have enough problem inna fi him life dan fig uh stir up new one. Imagine him dey pon a show a Bahamas wid di Marley dem and him guh open him mouth as usual him put him foot in deh.

Beenie Man seh big up Ky-mani him a mi fren and respect due to Rita but Stephen a p*ssyhole and all Junior Gong and di rest a dem can gwaan bout dem business.

Now yuh tell mi, who ask him opinion pon dem, im nuh just work di stage wicked and leave di people dem.

YardFlex hear sey couple a di family members dem hear di comment and di really disturbed by them.

A person close to the Marley family came to the side of stage and signal the DJ to end his set.. and dat come een like bad wud to Beenie who just start do "me dun kno the p*ssy dem no like..." Is a wonda dem neva pull di plug pon him performance...but Beenie, do better man. Yuh done have enough trouble widout a borrow new ones.

Deva Brat charge fi carnal abuse

Well sah Deva Brat nuh meck him name good inna dancehall yet and him deep inna di criminal mix up ting. Can yuh imagine him inna 14 year old pickney mix up. May 1 a him next court date...but teck a warning from YardFlex stop ramp wid people gal pickney, nuff hard woman out a road look one.

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Chain reaction

Now yuh si whey di British link up kas kas cause. Di party till daylight ting past and a good ting tuh, cause yuh a have too much baggy eyed people a walk bout di place. But whey wi waan know is will all and a mean all a di daily dances dem like Weddy Weddy, Bembe Thursdays and Passa Passa done 2 am tuh? Meck wi si if di world really level nuh.

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Kymani Marley's relationship

But a wha did YardFlex a hear? Our source in Miami give wi di 411 dat Kymani Marley kick out one of him back up singer whey name Jasmine whey him did a live wid and lock har out a di house all because she guh chat to one a him baby madda. But whey wi caan understand is why she did need fi live wid him in di fuss place when har parents dem own Ginger Bay Cafe in Miami...still dem sey love blind...but we nuh like dah flex deh at all.

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Gay teck ova

But a wha dis fada man yuh imagine all gay dem teck dem dutty lifestyle a carnival, gaan wine up pon dem one anodda, mi nuh wrong di three woman dem fi gi dem a proper backsiding. It look like dem waan teck dis gay ting to di world.

What a controversy

Lawks what a way dem a fight ova di rights to Bob Marley song like dog a fight ova bone. Two Bob Marley movies de pon di way, and dem coming out close back a one anodda and now one piece a sinting fi si who get fi use Bob Marley songs! A wonda how this one will turn out. Now although Martin Scorsese is a directing genius and mi woulda really love fi si him get everyting him need to do it, mi personally feel that di widow gonna use har clout fi meck sure sey di songs dem go to di company whey a do di film bout har memoirs...meck wi watch and sin nuh. Bwoy dem haffi guh help Martin people dem sing redemption song.

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Give QQ a break man!

Speaking bout dog and bone but a wha meck QQ parent inna tug-o-war ova him suh man. Can you imagine dem all a end up inna jail and haffi get bail. Now di chile should a spell home wid di two a dem and a enjoy him childhood and it look like sey a him a di adult inna di family. Come on man meck di pickney stop bounce round like him nuh nuh have nuh abiding city and settle dung wid one a unno.

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Guh deh Ragashanti

A whey di Broadcast Commission a deal wid. It come een like dem waan flop Ragashanti show dem fi try know dat dem caan duh dat. Afta di man come and a nice up News Talk 93 a create crazy vibes and ting dem waan put a stop top dat bout dem have proposal fi teck wey di station licennse. Now wi fi start campaign fi kick out who a run da ship deh a Broadcast Commission cause if dem can come up wid a recommendation like dat it simple mean dem nah represent wi and a get pay fi nutten. - Straight!

Is a crying shame

Bwoy is a crying shame di way how di British Link Up dance turn out. Look how di people dem go out fi enjoy demself and di man end up dead. Den tell mi something a really woman dem did a have di kas kas bout? And den di police a sey a two time dem guh fi tun off di dance and dat di organizers start it back again. Fi real people a nonsense dat dem a chat, cause if dem did really waan fi lock off di dance dem coulda, mi nuh tink dem did go all out fi do dat.

Bwoy it really dread dough, it put big stigma inna di dancehall. Nuh wonda di police dem ban all dance fid at deh venue...it dread fi true.

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Passa Passa tame

Bwoy it come een like di dead stock vibes whey a follow dancehall reach Passa Passa anniversary di odda day. Dem sey di usual amount a entertainers whey generally flock di house was missing and dat dem neva get a bumper crowd. But den maybe a because nuff a di artiste dem did de pon tour and nuff people did a save up dem money fi buy bun and cheese fi di Easter.

Bwoy dah one yah dred, me neva kno ooman cudda bicker over man so. A guess Mavado addi real mckoy fi tru, cuz him ave Avah, a clothes designer from Canada and Gavesha inna one hellava internet war ova him. Mek me give unnu piece a one a Avah message weh she sen pon myspace to Gavesha, "Ok I'm going to try another approach. I'm going to try to speak to you in proper English. Maybe you'll comprehend but with your vocabulary I doubt that."

Ouch! If yuh wah know more, check out dem myspace. No bwoy, dem two ooman yah seriously need fi get a life and leave di Gangster alone. Cuz it clear to me if no want none a dem.

YardFlex will definitely keep you guys posted, as we intend to get to the bottom of this story.

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Bwoy from what YardFlex a hear di reason why Real Idiot dead a cause him just make a stupid move. Wi get it from good good source sey dem check a man fi collect money fi one a dem big artiste fi do a show fi him.

Apparently di man neva have all di cash which wi understand was $150,000 so di promoter gi dem a gun and 2 lbs a weed fi meck it up.

Wi understan dat on dem way back inna di city dat's about 1:30 am they were stopped by the cops who were on patrol.

Den combine di fact sey dem have gun inna di car and two pound a weed and den if yuh come up wid di conclusion dat tings get sticky from there, yuh right. So him neva did a tief nutten, him just unfortunate.

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By: Ears to the Ground

Bounty done wid Julian?

Yuh done kno mi caan kip fi mi mouth shet aready and mi dun know sey unno love di likkle passa passa. Well it a circulate di rounds big and large sey Bounty Killer part ways wid him publicist Julian...still mi neva get fi find out why so maybe unno can tell mi more bout it.

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Matterhorn fall out wid manager

But a what dis mi a hear sey Tony Matterhorn and him manager have a big falling out. From what wi can sniff out the falling out come bout because she did a withhold money from him fi pay tax. Him meck demands fi it and she nah give it up cause di woman just neva waan nuh problem wid IRS...yuh can imagine a Beenie Man situation inna US! Hear sey dem have a big argument and nah work together again and Tony a manage himself now.

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Reggae conference flop

Mi disappointed inna di turnout a UWI di odda day at the Global Reggae Conference. Mi hear sey yuh did have more speakers dan audience. When yuh look roun a pure empty chairs. It's a sad day in Reggae music when yuh nuh have enough players fi come support di ting. Considering dat wi a celebrate Reggae Month, yuh woulda tink sey it woulda different. Can you imagine, lots of foreign presenters, and very few locals...oh bwoy.

Junior Reid before the court for child maintenance

First, Junior was accused of not settling his debt with someone he did business with...now the latest drama surrounding the 'One Blood' singer is that he is before the court for child maintenance.

Well, to be fair to the singer he was giving the mother of four 'something' but the amount was way below what it took to adequately take care of so many children.

The case will be called up at the Supreme Court today where the judge is expected to settle on an amount that will see the children being properly taken care of.

Hmm makes you wonder which other entertainer out there that is in this very same boat...drop us a link at YardFlex...we want to know.

Come on man, don't let the baby mothers have to be taking you to court to stand up to your responsibilities...it's a New Year...do better than that!

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'Ken' and his Baby doll fall out.

A which baby doll face me hear sey 'Ken' no stop bruise up.

Me hear sey dem go a one show inna Antigua, and 'Ken' gi har a piece a beatin no stop yah.

Whoi me nah lie yuh. Everybody sey di 'serene' one did a tell lie bout di abuse, but now baby doll a tell har "yuh betta tek him back"

Tell me that Macka Diamond did not get clap off at West Kingston Jamboree!

Bwoy YardFlex hear sey Macka a perform and tings, but it is like she stay too long or something and then a chorus a clap start...mi nah lie, wi embarrass fi har.

Den guess who come on right after – Spice! And she just rub salt inna wound when she sey, "Wha do some gal, dem tink a album launch!" nuh ask if di crowd nuh rail.

But Spice neva done yet, she teck on Queen Paula and start to sey she a talk up di tings, "Listen now Paula, mi hear yuh a talk bout mi guh foreign and owe hospital bill...but let leave the children out of this
this cause a doan want to talk about the slightly handicap pickney weh yuh have!"

Maaad! The crowd rail up fi dat. Spice cut it short cause she sey she nuh want nuh artiste ketch har style and build counteraction... "si yuh a Sting!" she shout before she left di stage.

Yardflex came across one angry cop who is vowing to one day get the chance to serve that summons on the radio host who absolutely refuses to take care of his children.

"Him just a go round and a have up dis bag a pickney and di mother dem haffi a come to wi fi serve summons fi get him fi mind dem," the cop ranted.

But what gets to the security personnel is the fact that this same personality can be heard on the air hitting out at men who don't mind their children.

"Di last time mi hear him a lick out fi up a di station and a wait fi him, but the station manager look like him warn him off and him nuh come a work dat day," the cop related to Yardflex.

Well Mr. show host remember, you can run, but you can't hide forever and so save the cop the trouble and start mind yuh pickney dem...shame pon you man.

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YardFlex came across this article..."Merciless Found!"

Hmm, according to partyspree.com the whereabouts of deejay Merciless, has now been ascertained.

Gadaffi, the deejay's manager confirms that he has finally made contact with Merciless, whose real name is Leonard Bartley, who was believed to be incarcerated.

According to Gadaffi Merciless deh a road now "Leonard deh a road. It wasn't fi him case, di person he was driving with, the police wanted and they held both of them," Gadaffi said.

"I saw his (Merciless) brother the other day an him did a sey him hear sey Merciless inna lock up, but dem nuh sure what's happening either," he had said.

While Gadaffi said he was still unclear as to the full details surrounding Merciless' arrest and subsequent release, he says he is sure of one thing: "Merciless will be in Jamaica soon."

Who knows he might put in an appearance at Sting...well...we'll see.

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Some artiste fi meck sure dem doan allow di need fi money fi cause odda people fi get lef inna di process. Yuh caan just "money oh" suh all di time and trample people as you go along. Now look deh after di woman from di promotions department a di big company go all out a har way fi meck sure sey di artiste aright, she nuh stop moan and suh till di poor woman lose har job. Chu man nuff people vex bout di whole ting especially as the woman go all out meck life good fi har. A nuh likkle hassle di poor woman haffi deal wid from har, go all di extra mile and look weh she get – kick out a di company and di artiste still a collect money and a smile. Donkey sey "di world nuh level at all."

Foota Hype try nuh guh a jail again.
Foota Hype we a warn yuh if yuh nuh waan guh a jail again, yuh affi behave yuhself. Yardflex cum across certain information weh yuh gwaan wid and it nuh sound good at all. If yuh do it again, this time we a guh talk up di tings dem. Memba Foota sey everybady have rights even baby maddas. Wi nuh back foolishness, kip yuh cool and kip yuh head...meck di whole a we stay pon friendly terms...nuh do it again! Caan sey wi neva warn yuh.

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Beenie beg fans to stick with him.
Bwoy Beenie wi know sooner or later yuh woudda bruck dung emotionally...but memba sey yuh fan base still strong - straight!

At Early Mondays a Standpipe di floodwater buss as Beenie Man teck di mic and start to tell the crowd sey a di wuss year fi him.

Him sey him lose three brothers, him owe government and pon top a it him haffi dash weh him woman. Massa, di DJ put dung a piece a bawling fi bout five minutes. Him beg him fans dem fi stick wid him but from how dem react to di doc in tears...dem nah guh no weh lef him! Beenie yuh safe.

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Some promoter nuh easy at all

But a whey some promoter teck tings fah sah? Afta him kip big show a Atlanta and it sell off – place cork till people couldn't even find place fi walk and den him tun round nuh waan pay di top artistes dem.

One a dem haffi chant some righteous fire fi collect and di odda one vex and leave but him beg smady fi collect fi him own.

But di hotterclaps nuh done deh suh, him rep go a di promoter restaurant and mi dear no cloth nuh lef fi di wife string dem up wid.

In di end dem haffi page di promoter fi meck him come to him senses cause him seem fi teck big big artiste fi fool.

Bwoy it sad dough, it shouldn't haffi come to dat...artiste wuck and wuck good...pay dem di money!

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Not a dime for Money Oh artiste!
Bwoy mi feel it fi true, but how dem fi do that to the Teenage Choice female artiste of the year. Di odda day dem have big charity celebrity bidding up a UWI fi help out a school and bwoy it embarrassing fi true.

Daville, Tanya Stephens, Nikki Z and Christopher get nuff ratings inna di bidding ting, but would yuh believe it dat not even a dime dem couldn't spen pon Macka Diamond?

Yes man mi hear sey di feisty UWI students dem sey dem find it hard fi bid fi dem madda! What a piece a brightness...to how dem meck it sound it woulda come een like sey di artiste deh near menopause...hush yah Macka just gwaan duh yuh ting.

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Romain Virgo hot
People people! Digicel Rising Star 2007 winner Romain Virgo is red hot. The little shy boy just have the women going crazy. Him can sing, and him not bad to look at either, plus there is something about his shy little self that is just driving women wild.

Can you imagine at the recently held Old Harbour Fish and Bammy Festival how the women galang baad.

Some of YardFlex friends tell us that they have never seen it that bad when it came to any of the other Rising Star winners.

"You shoulda see how dem galang over Romain. Mi mean big, big woman a bawl and grab afta him...bwoy it look like sey from now on Romain aguh need body guard pon stage."

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A wha a gwaan between Buju and Ky-enie
A wha dis mi a hear bout some passa passa between the Gargamel, Buju Banton and Kye-enie. Mi hear sey Ky-enie did a have one affair with a woman who is involved with a prominent member of Buju's camp.

But yuh done know sey whatever do inna secret mus' come to light and a suh it buss out sey him a trespass pon people territory. Mi dear from him affair come to light Buju nuh waan appear pon no more show wid him.

Suh now mi know why anytime Buju deh pon a show yuh nuh hear peep fire bout Kye-enie all when the show dem a feature di Big Yard family (Shaggy, Rayvon, Schreechie and Red Foxx) that Buju has performed on!

Bwoy all mi can sey is yuh si whey punash cause...artiste careful who fah milk yuh go crawl inna...cause it caan worth yuh career!

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Beenie Man salt bad
Beenie Man's troubles keep coming like a flood at him. A warrant was issued yesterday for the DJ after he failed to show up in court to answer to charges of tax evasion.

According to the news Beenie Man owes J$47 million in taxes! Wow! Poor Beenie, when you salt, you salt bad.

Everyone on the street now wondering what kind a crosses this a follow dem king.

"Beenie Man need fi get a good bathe star, one man caan salt suh," one ardent fan was heard commenting on the DJ's woes.

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Who will voice on D'Angel's new riddim?
D'Angel have a new riddim and it's wicked! It's called the Boo riddim and it hot it hot it hot. Ever since her disastrous performance at the Divas in concert held at Fayors over the weekend the people dem a talk bout di riddim.

Dem all did a wonda why har parring partner Macka Diamond never do har combination song whey she have wid D'Angel...it look Sticky fi true.

D'Angel my girl, just cool out fi a while and lef di dancehall scene, yuh nuh si sey di people dem nuh waan si yuh pon di stage. Wuss lacka how yuh mash up di Doctor.

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By: Chat Dem

Yow mi people!!! A di big bad Chat Dem inna di place, an by now unu should know!!! Ok! Hmm

Mek mi get straight inna di Judgement. A wha duh some fish!! The rising star an him dread bwoy inna showa a bathe!!!! An dem all ave anada man a video it. How dem suh brazen? A suh di fish dem always gwaan till yaadman ready fi scale dem!!!

Kyino caught bare naked!!!!!!!!!!

It's all over the place! Tongues are wagging and everywhere people are talking about the video that has been making the rounds on the internet mainly via emails.

Yardflex got their hands on the video and all we can say is Kyino has gotten himself into a real tight fix. Everywhere you go on the street his name is ringing on everyone's lips. "Kyino Cunningham, him really a fish? Bwoy mi lose offa him," one woman was heard bewailing the fate of the man she claimed she had sent a lot of text to keep alive in the just completed Digicel Rising Star competition.

If the shocked responses of people on the streets are anything to go by then this Rising star hopeful could be in for a hard time from fans.

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The long anticipated "Alliance Album" is finally in the works. And guess who dem a work wid aready people? Nuh di young wiz kid Stephen Mcgregor...all of them link up in the studio Tuesday night over at Big Ship...Bounty, Movado, Wayne Marshal, Busy Signal, Bling Dawg and dem a work pon a tune on a tune fi dun di place real soon.

In related news

A who was da damn hot girl weh di hole a Trelawny si unda Killa arm a Curfest? Bwoy, all mi can say she is dat shi damn hot!!!

Mavado performed at the Heineken show last Saturday an a girl start tek him fi har self. While dis a gwaan a likle teefin bwoy pop off Mavado chain. As expected di crook got a flogging. Few a Mavado soldier dem bruk a bokkle inna di thief face. Wha!!! Some bwoy figet a who seh gangsta fi life!!!!

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A nex topic related to Curfest! A obeah man Jah Cure dida par wid a di show? Di ugly creature did ave one helleva ring inna him nose, an a dolly pon him waste and him release 3 bird inna the sky wen him an Jah Cure guh pon stage. People mi seh me an di man eye mek four backstage an lawda macy!!! Him look like a one cemetery him live inna!!! Not even Mumraaa in Thunda Cats cartoon nuh ugly suh!!!!

An a bag a Ras start lick out sounds saying, "Minuh like dat sah!! Jah Cure! A Jamaica this! A God ting wi love!!! Nuh mek di people dem drop yuh as soon as dem lif yuh up!!! WARNING."

Still we hope it was jus som eccentric fan - like how wild and wacky Scratch Perry ran onstage fe him couple minutes of bright lights.

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Foota hype has been released – some say it look like him turn Muslim and him a talk bout when him did inna jail a bare Malcolm X him read and bare black power books and Marcus Garvey literature. All de same a nuff people claim seh prison is a highway to heaven...

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Beenie, a salt dah girl deh salt yuh up? She waan money, de church waan money, an government waan money from yu to!!! A wonda ifa cause the minister of finance change up now since election, why Beenie haffi start pay him tax? It ruff pan yuh sah.

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Don Mafia!! Wi need fi talk. How yuh an yuh thugs walk inna people house an clean out dem furniture as collateral fi money dem owe yuh. Is like yuha play di Don Mafia, Mafia role! Wooee

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Whoee, hold mi, it hot, it too hot. A wha dis mi a hear sah. It suh hot dat mi caan even call nuh name cause mi fraid it put mi inna trouble. A who dem sey is a kept man? No sah, nuh deh smady deh. Sey wha...di man wid di car place a teck good good care a him?

Backside, a whey di world a come to. No sah not Mr. Loverboy. But if dem deh people can meck man kip dem...a wha a guh happen to di female population...it dread, it dread bad.

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Until nex time… linkage mi people!!

Christopher Martin needs to cool it.
At the 17th Annual Merritone Family Reunion held at Hedonism III in Runaway Bay, St. Ann. Christopher Martin had some folks crawling up the wall in frustration at his Saturday's performance.

One lady who attended the event to have a good time came back ranting and raving to this Yardflex reporter about Christopher Martin’s antics, "He was just full of himself. Every song he did he had to inject his name as if he is all that."

He overstayed his welcome and the poor band members seemed very frustrated.

Someone needs to tell this gentleman that he should remember where he is coming from and regain his humility and that winsome personality...or was it all an act to win the coveted first spot in the Digicel Rising Star Competition?

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Beenie Man in a tight spot
Bad luck must worse than obeah where Beenie Man is concerned. The man who everyone dubs the Doctor must now find the remedy for his latest dilemma.

Come October 23 he will be appearing before the Sutten Street Tax Court where he will have to answer the claim submitted by the Revenue Department.

According to a source the DJ owes as much as
$30 million in back taxes!

Beenie Man who appeared before the presiding Magistrate claimed ignorance to the fact that he owed so much money.

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What's wrong with Foxy Brown!
Foxy Brown who is currently serving time at Rikers Island prison missed a court hearing in Brooklyn because she refused to get on the bus. Not once but all of three times!

The reasons – her hair and make-up weren't done, she was hungry and the final time she just plain refused!

Just what in blazes is going on here? Who is really in charge...when do prisoners get a choice in these matters? Well it seems that Foxy is allowed Diva like behaviour as far as those warders are concerned.

The judge has since set a new hearing date for October 16 and if Little Miss Tantrum Thrower doesn't get on the bus this time an order will be issued forcing her to.

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Buju Banton is slated to work in Guyana courtesy of GT Entertainment group on what is being dubbed one of the biggest reggae show ever to hit that country. But there is a body in Guyana that is viciously against the Gargamel's performance ant that's the Society Against Sexual Orientation Discrimination (SASOD).

According to them in a letter written to the editor in the Stabroek News Buju should publicly renounce homophobia before they welcome him into the country.

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Singer Lauryn Hill is expecting her fifth child with Rohan Marley as repoted by TMZ.com.

Yardflex is aware that Lauryn and Rohan have been seperated for quite some time now. So who is the baby daddy? The buzz going around claims that the child is for the young ras she was seen with a few months ago.

Lauryn and Rohan has three (3) children together. - even though TMZ.com reports that Lauryn is the mother of four (4) of Rohan's seven children.

Reports are that the couple are going through a rough patch - with Marley now living in Los Angeles while Hill resides in another state in the U.S

D'Angel flop big time in Canada. The annual History dance that was held in Toronto recently sell off! Yardflex understands that the place was corked as dancehall fans turned to enjoy themselves to the max.

Macka Diamond delivered big time but her parring P D'Angel was a total disaster. From what we hear no matter how hard she tried she just could not connect with the audience. Bwoy mi
shame, cause the people dem a Canada a sey she flop
big time.

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People people Dah one ya is a HOT Yardflex Exclusive
One man up a de Range Rover car dealaship inna Bronx New Yaak sey - im spot Beenie Man wit Baabie...jus a walk roun an a size up de range rover dem!!

Yes a de same Docta wey dem a spred propaganda pan...a look range rova fe put Baabie coka-cola bakkle shape inna!!

People people listem mi good...oonu fe stop spread ruma! A couldn' de same Doc wey dem a chat bout pop dung inna Tayota Carolla and reh reh...a "wha- appen-to-dem."

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Howard University's Homecoming, October 12 – 20 will regrettably go on without Bounty Killer. "Double booked" – is the explanation, and the Killer will touch Connecticut in that time instead. Although seemingly falling apart for Howard organizers, things will pull together well with artistes like Marshal Monatana*, Akon and Missy Elliott, who are scheduled to perform at the Washington, DC affair.

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Chance Chapman Combs, Sean "Diddy" Combs' 5th child was announced first to the world by MediaTakeOut.com – that website claims. They have yet another "Diddy" tale to break today – and YUP it's another baby!! Rap mogul, Combs is said to be expecting baby number 6 in about 5 months.

In a reported exclusive, MediaTakeOut.com learned from a friend of the supposed new baby's mother, a 24 year old blond from Long Island, New York - that this pregnancy was scary for the woman at first, but she has decided after much difficult pondering, to keep the baby. The friend said both mom and baby are doing well both health wise and financially. "Everything is cool between the woman and Diddy, for now, but she want s to make sure things stay that way," the girlfriend reportedly disclosed. She said her pregnant friend hired a lawyer to "protect her child's interests."

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Vybz Kartel is a confident and creative Video Director, who recently was caught tightening up a scene in the upcoming video, for his single, "No Permission." Shooting at Big Ship yard, Kartel and his Portmore Empire video crew, ended up carving out video masterpieces for the singles, "Aya Aya" by Black Rhino and “Back You Up” from Sean Storm.

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Marley's granddaughter, Donisha Prendergast and members of the staff at Tuff Gong International Limited visited the Bustamante Hospital for Children and presented Ward 2 Surgical with much needed bedside chairs. A Mayo table was also donated to allow for the opening of one of its newly renovated operating rooms.

The Victoria Jubilee Hospital was the recipient of two incubators for the premature nursery. The Marley Foundations are appealing to the citizens of Jamaica to consider donations to hospitals as many are in dire need of equipment such as beds and cribs.

Yes people is anoda time for the dramatic happenings in the music bizz.

First of all people! How unuh a walk a road an a chatty chatty bout how the doc look mash dung? As recent as Friday night me deh a one spot a cool out, an ova hear a argument weh a man a seh how him si the 'doc', an Jah know seh nuh man weh ave money nuh fe look suh pop dung! Di man added that di doc pants foot look likena house, di way di doc mawga dung

Then mi hear seh a certain man si di same doc a drive a cheap car pon hope road last week! Mi hear seh di man push him head through the window an seh, "Wha doc! A dat yuh come to?" As expected the doc start trace him! Wow!!!

It really mean seh the angel run him head to a wreck? A dats why di big man start play wid Barbee doll like a baby?

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Secon pon mi list. Awha Macka Demon, sorry!!! A meant Diamond, an Stacious ave a di club wa dy yah? Mi hear she Stacious a drink har juice an chill wid har fren dem, wen Macka si har an a gwaan like shi waa juck har!! Mi hear seh wen Stacious ask di wild bush wha shia gwaan suh fa, di bush respon seh "eeh Stacious! Mi nuh inna nuh lyrical war, a guns an ammunition mi a deal wid!" Oooh boy!!!!

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People unuh need fi Big up the Portmore Empire, dem jus shot a medley a Big Ship Studio. Mi hear seh it sick!!

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An Mr. Lance from di sed Big Ship , yuh respec tall like palm tree. Walk good mi boss.

Unitil next time, lata mi peeps!!!!!!

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Ce'Cile is riding the waves of success with her recent release of "Bad Gyal" and corresponding tour, however there have been elements bent on dampening her spirits and agitating not only the Number 1 dancehall act but also her fans. "A wha dis not...too much mix up mix up," one avid fan was heard exclaiming after news broke recently perpetuating rumours that Ce'Cile was pregnant with Bounty killer's child.

Then to make matters worse "The Star" reported that Ce’Cile said – she started the rumour herself...which was false and they've since retracted. However, Ce'Cile has come forward herself following her return from a recent CD promo tour of Japan to emphatically deny the rumour and clear up the gossip once and for all.

"No, I am not pregnant, I was never pregnant and I have never been romantically involved with Bounty Killer nor have I ever said that I was," Ce'Cile said in a release that aims at setting the record straight.

According to this release, the rumour started when Ce'Cile decided to test just how rumours can start, due to rumours that had been spread about the artiste in the past.

"It's amazing how things can get out of hand. On Friday June 1st, I appeared on Hype TV's Up & Live to premiere my new video Goody. Anju Val (Hype TV VJ) had mentioned rumours about me having had breast implants. Amused by this new rumour, I remarked that I am never sure how these rumours get started but am intrigued by them. Jokingly, I said to Anju Val that we should start our own rumour and see how far it gets. On live TV, I said, while laughing 'OK Anju, let us say that I am pregnant for you'. It still amazes me that even though I actually said that we were joking about it, people ran with it. As for Bounty's involvement, I'm not quite sure why his name came up, think we were seen together at an event, and probably because people now thought I was pregnant, they were looking for the baby daddy, so now it's Bounty's baby. I'm still in shock at how this has gotten out of hand" Ce'Cile said.

"The rumours don't upset me, people will always say things about people in the public eye, but the fact that I was now being made to look like I started a rumour about being pregnant for Bounty for publicity really upsets me. I'm glad that they ["The Star"] have apologized. Not sure how many people will read it, but at least they made the gesture. I just want to put this behind me and focus on my work. But I did prove my point. Rumours can be started very easily. People want to talk about people, especially artistes, and they will pick the words that they want to use to create a sensational story"

Ce'Cile continues promoting her latest album "Bad Gyal" on the Japanese AVEX label. She will next perform in Jamaica at Curefest on October 14 at the Trelawny Multi Purpose Stadium.

Good day my peeps, I hope all is on the bubble fo y'all.

Anyways, talking about on the bubble! Listen to this bit of drama. A certain female millionaire claim seh shi lonely and tek up this absolutely pauperized bwoy and put him up inna har $US18m house fi provide romantic comedy, oh sorry! I meant company!
Moving on, well, this fellow is nine years her junior. Di youth had access to all her luxurious vehicles, a help har run har big business, and of course, as har "man" him a live large.

It so happened that her (rich woman) brother's girlfriend sister, Delilah, who is age 15, came from the country to spend time at the house for whatever reason. This is where drama commenced! Rich woman realise seh har young bwoy was very fond of the little girl! Him nuh waa sleep wen night come again! Him nuh waa cum inna di bed again!

Story come to bum wen one night rich woman seh har belly a hurt har an ask the bwoy fi guh mek some tea. Hours pass an di tea cyaa reach har. Naturally, shi get curious because nuh tea nuh come an the bwoy nuh come back inna di bed needa!

Wen rich woman step outta the room, stan-up pon di balcony an look downstairs, nuh Delilah shi si and di bwoy a boil!!!! A di 15 year -old girl him guh boil instead a di tea! Rich woman witness the bwoy a gi the likkle girl all him strength from behind! Back-shot people, back-as!!!

Rich woman run him out of course, an create one big scene. Men an brethern!!! Wen unu a boil, an unu want somebody fi help unu boil hotta! Try nuh tek nuhbody who aguh cause unu life fi over-heat!!!!!!!!!!!!

While Portia Simpson Miller was being criticized as a sore loser for not having accepted the initial preliminary counts that saw her party losing by a close margin at the September 3rd General Elections in Jamaica, the Jamaica Labor Party’s (JLP) supporters and friends were reveling at the “Party Capital of the World” – Passa Passa.

Held every Wednesday night at one traditional JLP stronghold – Tivoli Gardens, in Kingston, Passa Passa holds a steady vibe with kicking sounds from Swatch Sound System as the foundation. On Thursday morning, September 6, the first Pass Passa dance following JLP victory was sweeeeeeeet, and it also featured Stone Love Sound who came on to heat up the place at an early 6:30AM.

It was Passa Passa – as usual till the sun came up and more…with dancers entertaining busloads of people on the way the work on Thursday morning. Some partyers were clad in the green colors of JLP – at this particular Passa Passa – and all were in a celebratory mood. “It is not really as I had expected,” one party goer exclaimed. She was expecting more green and just a bigger JLP presence.

Bwoy mi glad di politics over, dis whole heap a killing fi nuttn, nuh right. Well at least it done now we can finally live in peace. Yardflex sends condolences to the families who lost a love one or love ones. But besides that di Suss muss goes on!

Like how we deh pon Election, a which big DJ mi hear a vex wid other artist an him followers over dem Vote, wait people nuh free fi vote who dem wah fi vote fa again?

Ele and Ruffian please nuh bodda mek mi vomit, a wah dis mi a hear seh unu inna tings, no sah, if a suh it guh, try nuh mek it reach far as pickney born. Tink about di kids please! Cause a nuh unu a guh skool. Nuh mek di pickney bawn an hate unu.

Mavado wat a way yuh mash up Irie Jamboree ehhh an yuh neva book fi di show. No sah yuh too bad. Big up Muma Saw weh call yuh on still. Next year Bobby fi know betta an book yuh, yuh see it.

What a way Anthony B mash up Roy Wilkins Park, mi hear seh di fans dem a Irie Jamboree gi him three encore, a weh yuh a deal wid mi Rasta fren.

Messenger Luciano a suh yuh ting stay a farin till yuh all a perform after di Doctor Beenie Man a Irie Jamboree. No sah u ting look good in di Tri –State.

A wah cause some ediot Jamaican people a come tell mi seh Don-I Williams dead Saturday. All now mi caan hear it pon di news but dem deh deh a call people fone an all a leave message. Oonuh gwey yah man, deal wid unu facts an den call me.

A which female wanna be Dj nah drive di Range weh dem seh inna har name. Woah unu talk to me cause da car deh weh mi see nuh have Range pon it ,an anu di same licence plate it ave as di Range. Wait unu nuh draw mi tongue nuh mek mi call out di licence plate weh mi si pon di vehicle.

Tami and Wayne, unu know how long di Bridal registry people dem a wait fi unu. Why unu nuh sort out unu ting an stop hide from Jamaican people. Any way unu certainly never did a hide it a Sumfest wen unu buss big kiss doah. A wha? Unu hear di pastor seh unu may kiss di bride, cause da kiss deh did long a juicy. Unu look good together doah!

Macka, a wen u ago stop shop a Bend Down Plaza. Yes suss know u fren weh yuh buy clothes from, mek mi tell yuh, she a tief yuh tru u name Macka. As a artist still stop buy from har cause mi wouldn’t waan see yuh perform front a yuh twin and triplets.

Mark Shilelds , yuh nuh easy, yuh deh from designer to big journalist a how yuh hot suh. All birthday dinner she deh wid yuh ehh. Mi sure seh a wasn’t a interview she did a do fi CVM dah nite deh.

No Ninjaman a how u so Royal. People afta mi a cross di road weh day yah mi see a X5 a drive two sided di road suh mi a look a which driver a move drunk, wen mi look good nuh Ninjaman browning wife a feed him while him a drive. A lesson of advice pull over an do yuh ting cause innocent people can get hurt zeen mi Don.

Baby Cham how yuh a move suh hard, bout yuh nuh Suicidal. Wha dat man. Weh yuh seh “Beenie shuda a listen to di man weh seh people dead”. A dat mi seh to.

Likkle more mi mix up fren dem, Big up di Mix up crew and mi Links dem from Florida, Canada and New York. London yuh large, but Jamaica unu Larger. Bless up.

Kaboom! Bung Bang Beng! What a piece a sittin! How some people can mek satan tun dem inna eeediot suh!

People, listen to da one yah. After so many years of sanity and prominence in the music business, it is rumoured dat di golden brother decide fi guh serve di devil! It is alleged that a family member of his left a huge portion of farm land for him. As a result, it is said dat him seh him nuh need di music nuh more, him ago tun "Old McDonald". Well, heeyaahheeyaahoo, di man a tek it further! While being out there in the bushes, di singer decide seh him find a new religion an him nuh believe inna di almighty God nuhmore