September 05, 2010
Kidnapped businessman rescued
A 52-year-old businessman of a Kingston 5 address has been rescued and his alleged kidnappers arrested following intense police work from the Organised Crime Investigation Division (OCID) and the Anti-Gang Special Team.
Police report that the man was kidnapped early Wednesday morning in the Corporate Area and his abductors had demanded a multi million dollar ransom. Following reports to the police, the man was rescued unharmed two days later.
He was found at a house on Little Kew Road in St Andrew.
Two members of the notorious Rat Bat gang were arrested. A third person escaped and is being sought.
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LA LEWIS Sick...
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« Is Yendi engaged | Main | Eric Benet Says Sexual Healing Brought Him Out Of Depression »September 01, 2010
ZJ Liquid back on air?

Seems that ZJ Liquid’s ban from the air will soon be over.
According to a source, Liquid returns to ZIP FM this week after he was suspended in July for playing an expletive on air.
ZJ Liquid was suspended after he played an unedited version of Andrew and Wada Blood's Beggy Beggy on his 'Fresh 2 Death' segment. The ZJ immediately covered up the blunder by switching to another song, but not before it was noticed by a number of listeners.
Playing an expletive on air is in direct violation of the Broadcasting Commission's rules and regulations.
This was the ZJ's second offence since the start of the year. In February, Liquid was suspended indefinitely for playing an unedited version of Aidonia's Love It. The ZJ returned to air a month later.
A Facebook group, 'Put Zj Liquid back on air' was formed shortly after.
The page currently has over 8,000 fans.
On the page, a number of persons were awaiting confirmation as to when and if the Zip Jock would be back on air.
One person commented, "Jah know me radio all a ketch dust, it nuh tun on back from Liquid stop play pon Zip!"
Another person said, "Zip nuh good again without Liquid ... what happen to 'Fresh to Death Wednesday'... how we ago hear di fresh tunes, bossy, bus di youth! We need fi hear Liquid."
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Is Yendi engaged

Yardflex just watched an interview with Yendi on Morning Time with Simon and Neville and we have to say that something looks suspicious.
Yes, she had on a ring on her engagement finger and she was doing her best to hide that hand.
Yup, we are not saying she is, but...it would be the smart thing of Asafa Powell to do after all ... other eyes must be on her right now!
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Blak Ryno Issues Statement Regarding Alleged Assault

Amidst reports of an alleged altercation between popular sound system selector Boom Boom and dancehall deejay Blak Ryno.
The artiste has issued a statement distancing himself from the incident and allegations and it read.
“ It has been brought to my attention that Boom Boom was attacked by a group of men said to be aligned to me at the popular street dance Uptown Mondays, this is rather unfortunate.
Though I was at the event with a few friends on the day in question, it was only for a short period of time and I left the venue long before the melee unfolded and went straight home.
Contrary to rumours, there was absolutely no physical or verbal exchanges between me and Boom Boom. As for the men who allegedly attacked him, neither do I know them nor are they affiliated to me or my camp in any way.
Presently I am focused on rebuilding my career and making good music for the masses. Being involved in verbal or physical confrontation is not the direction I am looking to take my career.”
In closing Blak Ryno whose given name is Romaine Anderson said fans can look out for a video soon and his new single ‘Feel Like Sey’ on the Swaggy Swaggy Rhythm produced by G-Jay Production among other upcoming projects.
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Selecter Boom Boom says Ryno’s followers beat him


Dancehall selector Boom Boom, in a radio interview yesterday, accused members of deejay Blak Ryno’s entourage of beating him badly at Uptown Mondays this week.
According to Boom Boom, who said his injuries sent him to the hospital and has forced the cancellation of some of his shows scheduled for the rest of this week, he was attacked because he did not play a song Ryno had given him while at the popular dance.
“Ryno send me a CD with a song, but I didn’t get to play it and by the time the dance over and I was packing up some bwoy come over to me and start talk.
Then one of them jump me and everything just get nasty,” Boom Bom said.
Taking the high road, he sent a message to Ryno, a former member of Vybz Kartel’s Portmore Empire, that everything was all right, he just wanted back his money that he had paid at the hospital.
The deejay lamented the loss of income as he was forced to cancel a number of engagements during this back-to-school season.
“And a prep school me daughter go…” he added.
Meanwhile, Blak Ryno says he wasn’t at the venue at the time of the incident and he heard about it via a telephone call.
He has apologized for the excesses of his fans and has said he will give back Boom Boom his hospital fe.
“Me and Boob Boom a friend,” Ryno stated.
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Boom Boom Thrashed

How dem fi do BOOM BOOM DAT...?
All me can seh is selector work nuh easy yaah man.
What people ned fi understand is that when you see a selctor a play him already have an idea of what he will be playing, give him the chune b4 the night.
Imagine after dem ask boom boom fi play a one chune and him dont play it dem duss him.
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« More stress for Buju Banton | Main | Mavado blamed for inciting crowd »August 30, 2010
We tiad a di ganja fines

Big and serious why police nuh stop arrest people – whether entertainer or regular folks for a one spliff.
It look real fool fool when them go court and we a hear bout di eediat fine. It show dat it was not a biggie n the first place.
Dem sey the court have a big backlog a cases and then dem a waste di court time wid dem fool fool case.
Check out fi artiste Ghost case the other day when he appeared in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate's Court on Thursday to answer charges of possession of ganja.
He was fined $100 or 10 days imprisonment after he pleaded guilty to the offence.
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Bounty’s lawyers & accountant to meet with the taxman

The accountant and attorneys for dancehall deejay, Bounty Killa, will be seeking a meeting with the Tax Administration Services Department this week to clarify his tax debt.
Enforcement officials of the Tax Department swooped down on the entertainer's residence at the Oaklands Apartments on Friday and seized two high end motor vehicles, a Range Rover and a Land Cruiser Prado, owned by him.
The Tax Department reported that it seized the vehicles in its bid to recover $12 million in taxes owed by Bounti Killa, whose real name is Rodney Pryce.
However, the entertainer's attorney Linda Wright told RJR News that there is some dispute over the figure.
“They just say he owes $12 million ... we know we had filed (taxes) for the year 2000 but then he taken objection for the year 2001, 2003.
However, the document (that they) left when they seized the vehicle only indicated that he was owing $12 million … we don’t know if this is in penalty, fees and principal, we don’t know for what year,” she said.
“That has to be clarified and his accountant will be meeting with Tax Department tomorrow for some clarification as to what period they’re saying the taxes are owed for because he had paid but had objected to some of them,” Mrs. Wright added.
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Bounty's Range, Prado seized

Reports are that two vehicles belonging to deejay Bounty Killer were this morning seized by the persons affiliated with the Tax Administration Department.
The deejay, whose real name is Rodney Price, was reportedly not at his Oaklands townhouse this morning when police personnel, two wreckers and the tax officers paid a visit sometime after 7:00am.
Residents report that the vehicles -- a black range rover and Lincoln Prado -- were placed on the wreckers and driven out of the complex.
Last month, deejay Elephant Man had his red convertible Benz seized by the same department.
Bounty Killer could not be reached fro comment.
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« Careful who you dagger | Main | Pressure mounts on Harold Brady »August 26, 2010
Please wi tiad a di stupid people dem

You would think that life is hard nuh hell, without taking up your money and giving it away just like that.
The latest is a story that was carried in the Star warning people to be careful of con men posing as furniture worker and relating a story where one woman fell victim to them.
Come on now, you meet someone at a bus stop claiming that he works at a furniture store and he can give you a great backdoor deal and you take your money and give him. We don’t care what kind of ID he is showing, the odds of him being legit is like 99 to 1.
Cheapness can cost you in the long run. How about shopping around for the best deal? And in any case, he would be stealing to get you that cheap furniture, so you are one of those fostering theft.
We are tired of hearing of the stupid cons that sensible adults are falling for.
Three Miles area of all the places where you find pick pockets, con artists and you only know what, hanging out there.
Please people, hold on tight pon unno money and stop give it away like that.
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Careful who you dagger

The daggering thing doan good, cause sometimes it might just cost you your life. According to a report in the paper an eighteen year old lost his life as a result of the wrong alliance.
Seems that he ‘daggered’ his enemy’s woman and ended up being stabbed to death.
Allegations are that he was stabbed and killed while at a river party on Sunday, supposedly over an argument about a girl with whom one of the men was dancing.
The teenager was reportedly stabbed then pronounced dead at the Port Antonio hospital following an altercation with another man while they were patrons at a dance at Rivers View, Rio Grande Valley, in the parish early Sunday morning.
Police sources from the division reported that they have heard the two men were at odds for a while and have had previous run-ins with each other.
Their paths crossed again while at the party and are said to have become involved in a heated argument, after one of the men was seen 'daggering' a female said to be a close friend of the other.
"Investigations are ongoing but nothing is confirmed just yet.
But based on what we have heard so far the two men had been at odds for a while now and things boiled over while they were at the party," a detective corporal from the parish said when contacted yesterday.
"We heard that one saw the other dancing with a woman said to be close to the other and that started the argument. This is one of the arguments we will be looking into."
A 20-year-old who was taken into custody was not charged up to press time last night.
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What the hell! Man buggers cousin
What di hell that we reading in the Star. See it there now, things getting outa control just through we have these rights people breathing dung unno necks. Check out this story and tell us where the cousin rights were in all of this.
According to the Star story the Manchester police are investigating the circumstances surrounding an incident involving a man who was allegedly buggered by his cousin.
Information gathered through the Constabulary Communication Network and police sources from the parish suggest that the incident occurred on August 8, in the Somerset community of the parish.
Investigators were reluctant in giving out the details of the incident, but say the complainant who is in his early 20s reported that he was taken into bushes against his will and buggered by his cousin.
A report was made to the Mandeville CIB.
"We can confirm that such a report was made but it is a very sensitive issue and we are investigating," a corporal from the Mandeville CIB told the paper.
Meanwhile, word of the incident has reached the other sections of the parish and is being hotly discussed.
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« What happen to Zebra? | Main | Bolt creates more history »August 25, 2010
Ninja waan come out

Seet deh now, dem have di poor DJ lock up till him a bawl now fi get bail.
How wi know it bad is dat one time we did si him inna one interview a sey when him deh a jail him just tell himself sey him lock up inna di house and him last him key.
It nuh look like dat deh attitude a work nuh more cause one story inna di Star whey him a sey him waan bail now.
But den again anybody woulda start complain now, from 2009 and nuh case nuh start yet?
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What happen to Zebra?

Zebra lick him head or something? We doan know cause if what we reading in the Star even remotely guh suh, him is one ediot artiste or him must be braver dan anybody else inna Jamaica.
According to the story he was relocated from the Spanish Town lock-up recently after it is alleged that he threw urine on a policeman.
Vassell, who is facing a rape charge in the Spanish Town Resident Magistrate's Court, was reported to have done the act early last week.
Allegations are that the incident occurred after Zebra started to defy the rules of officers on duty at the jail. He is reported to have confronted an officer and then the liquid was thrown on him. The police is reported to have then subdued the accused.
In the meanwhile, the preliminary inquiry in the deejay's rape case starts today in the Spanish Town Resident Magistrate's Court and will continue tomorrow.
Yesterday, Vassell told the court that he was on doctor's treatment as a result of being beaten when the incident took place at the lock- up.
All we can say is dat him lucky dem neva beat him out a di rest a him senses.
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« Beauty contest with a difference | Main | The Daily Word - Live Today - Monday, August 23, 2010 »August 22, 2010
A wha wrong wid Risto Benji
Bwoy it bad when artistes whey did a gwaan good pop dung yuh know.
Dats why wi a warn dem one yah whey love profile fi just settle dung and save dem money, cause dis is an ungrateful profession.
Look deh, a two time now Rista Benji get involve inna mix up bout tiefing.
Now di latest news is dat him dey a New Kingston a try tief bike and dem hol him and gi him a sound thrashing, den hand him ova to di police.
Meck dis be a lesson to one and all.
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« Race on to see who’s the next Bolt | Main | Legal troubles explained by Bunny Wailer »August 19, 2010
A whey flippa deh?

Yesterday when wi a read di Star wi couldn’t help but agree sey da question deh did deh pon wi mind big and serious. Yeah man, wi did a wonder if him still deh a jail inna a Miami or what.
But it seems like sey not even Star can find out fi sure whey fi him case concerned. Still a couldn’t true sey him inna witness protection programme? And if a suh it guh, a who him a gi evidence gainst?
Bwoy wi just wish wi know what’s really going on in this case.
Check out some a whey Star sey…According to the Federal Bureau of Prisons website, 31-year-old Davis has been released since April 9, 2010.
However, when contacted, Temple Black from the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) said, "I can confirm there is an ICE detainer but I cannot provide any further details based on our privacy policy."
An ICE detainer, according to the Immigration Policy Center website immigrationpolicy.org, is a "tool used by ICE and other Department of Homeland Security (DHS) officials to identify potentially deportable individuals who are housed in jails or prisons nationwide.
An immigration detainer is an official request from ICE to another law enforcement agency (LEA) - such as a state or local jail - that the LEA notify ICE prior to releasing an individual from local custody so that ICE can arrange to take over custody."
Meanwhile, sources close to Davis said they have not spoken to him but they have heard that the artiste is currently in prison in Philadelphia, United States. There are also speculations that he is in witness protection. There were also other theories that he was in a Philadelphia prison on a different charge.
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More bad behavior from artistes

Now you know why our fellow Caribbean people doan want wi deejays inna dem country.
Lawks wi can tell unno how wi feel shame every time we make the headlines wid wi bad behavior. Why we can restrain ourselves and just stay out of the headlines.
The worst thing about it is that we a di first ones dem fi start cuss when the security people dem say that dem doan want wi deejays dem fi perform in dem country. We start to talk bout how dem a fight gainst, dem bad mind and all dese tings.
Now what will be our argument now? Dem allow dem in di country and now look deh, Popcaan arrested in a big brawl a di airport inna Bahamas.
Now what dem did inna di bathroom a do wid di two girl dem? And why dem go guh take on di pilot fi Spirit airline?
No Bwoy, nutten nuh change.
Poor dancehall
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« Di gays are coming out! | Main | Olint’s David Smith indicted in the US »August 18, 2010
Members of musician's entourage in alleged brawl at airport

THREE members of the Adijah 'Vybz Kartel' Palmer entourage are expected to appear in court today to face charges of assault and damage after an alleged airport brawl on Monday afternoon.
Palmer, a popular dancehall musician, was in town to perform at the weekend birthday event of Sebas Bastian, a local events promoter.
Jamaican-born Palmer and his entourage were scheduled to leave Nassau for Kingston at 2.10pm on Monday when police were called to break up a fight in the men's bathroom of the international departure lounge.
Police reports state that several of the offenders "damaged property" and "assaulted a passenger" who was also scheduled to travel on the Air Jamaica flight.
The flight was delayed for several hours because of the altercation."It was a group of them that ganged the guy, but he could only identify three of them.
They were punching him all over. We allowed the ones he could not identify to go," said Assistant Superintendent Dennis Dames, officer-in-charge of the airport police station.The names of the three men in custody were not released up to press time.
ASP Dames said the police were still considering more charges, and would release the names after completing the process.
"The brawl started where you had these Jamaican men, five of them, in the men's bathroom with three Jamaican girls. The complainant wanted to use the bathroom.
Upon entering the bathroom he said 'excuse me' he needs to use the bathroom, 'why are the women in there?' The Jamaican guys attacked him," he said.He had no comment as to why the men and women were in the male bathroom in the first place.The complainant was a Bahamian employee of Spirit Airlines based in the United States.
He opted not to travel on the Air Jamaica flight after the incident. Police reports indicate his injuries were "minor.
"ASP Dames said the airline was responsible for allowing the men who were released from custody to board the flight, even though there were claims that other passengers were "concerned." No Air Jamaica spokesperson could be reached for comment.
"A lot of passengers were agitated that this Jamaican gang were (allowed on the plane). They were kind of afraid of them coming back on the airplane. That was not our call. That was the airline's call," said ASP Dames.
Source: Tribun
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D’Angel forgives Beenie

Wi just waan ask one question, Star can find any good cover story f idem paper? It seems that everyting Beenie Man and D’Angel do dem just all over a di two a dem and have dem pon dem cover. If yuh ask me, dem find a good way fi stay inna di spotlight. Cause whey really a gwaan fi di two a dem right now? Dem a feed offa demselves fi enjoy a vibe inna di music biz.
Besides dat, dem neva haffi write nuh story sey she forgive him cause di mere fact sey him deh pon Onstage a sey a him wife dat and all dese tings dun tell yuh sey dem back together again. Dem did dung a Sunfest a kiss up so what’s new bout she forgive him, fling dat pon di social page or sinting.
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Government paying the dead

The Public Sector Transformation team has reported that among the current undertakings in Government which have been unnecessarily costing the taxpayers billions of dollars is the fact that dead persons are on the Government’s payroll.
The Public Sector Transformation Unit has reviewed all government agencies and has made suggestions on where there should be staff cuts and mergers.
A key aim of the process, which is being undertaken over an 18-month to two-year period, is to achieve a lowering of the public sector wage bill, in relation to Gross Domestic Product (GDP) to below 10 per cent.
The GDP is the total value of goods and services of a country.
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Nuffy not a part of Lisa Hyper’s Management team


Bwoy, all we can remember is how Nuffy come pon Ragashanti programme and teck on Spice fi Lisa Hyper.
Afta him mash up him friendship with har, cause from whey wi listen on di programme dem did a come from far, sharing what likkle dem have wid each other and all dat.
Him feed Lisa information fi DJ bout Spice and now look deh, him not a part of har management team nuh more.
Yeah, we read inna di Star and check out deh comment whey Nuffy meck:
"Lisa is not di problem, har sista is the problem.
Har sista a seh Nuffy a get too much money but when Vybz Kartel was doing his thing she couldn't seh nutten, she couldn't even call, but as soon as mi tek up Lisa career, bring har guh Sting an mek she tek di show, is a problem.
She jus badmind dat Lisa career a tek off an fi har nah guh nuh weh. She all guh check Beenie Man bredda name Blue fi ask him bout how much money manager get an wah manager fi do."
Mi jus waan Jamaica know seh mi an Lisa nuh have nutten. Mi an har talk good good same way," he added.
Well sah, win nuh have nutten fi sey…except time will tell.
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« Students Loan Bureau head sacked | Main | Buju to release album from behind bars »August 11, 2010
Barbee booted from Sean Kingston's video
Reggae singer Barbee was booted from Sean Kingston’s Letting Go video featuring rapper Nikki Minaj after playing his leading lady.
It is understood that Barbee may have been cut from the video after Nikki Minaj intervened. So, could this be a battle of the Barbie’s?
From what Yardrlex understands Barbie seemed liked the leading lady in the video and Nikki just could not deal with that.
A video was posted on youtube showing Barbie before the final cut and all we have to say was ‘maad!” The video also generated a lot of comments but it was soon quickly pulled off the site.
What can we say…she must have been reigning on someone’s parade.
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« Spike Lee bashes gov't report on oil spill | Main | Murder charge to be laid against cop »August 09, 2010
Pamputtae a di new Sunday School teacha

Everybody know seh Pamputtae proud a har tickness and har agility, but people, there's more to Pamputtae than that.
Under all that fluffiness and cartwheels and talking up di tings dem, lies a heart that just loves children. Di goodie goodie girl had a ball wid di pickney dem inna Sunny Hill innna St Thomas wha day yah.
She gi a performance dat when she done everybdoy did haffi ask if a she a di new Sunday school teacher -- no slackness -- har lyrics did clean as a whistle. She was di host and di pickney dem just love har.
All when dem a ask Pamputtae fi sing Goodie Goodie, she tell dem no and just go inna one song whey seh Jusus a fi mi obeah man.
We haffi big up di artiste dem when dem show di caring side and memba seh dem have influence pon di pickney dem. Pamputtae, yuh really know what it mean to be a goodas. Fluffy to di flippin' werlll!
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Beenie and Bounty di wholesome twosome

Wha really a gwaan?
All of a sudden the Docta and the Killa turn best friend? After dem spen so much years a war wid each odder over the music, den a in between dat a whole new war did bruk out ova D'Angel, and now the two a dem a look a new type a hype offa each dder.
Wha day yah inna Negril Bounty gi Beenie a call up pon stage and dem puddong a tune-fitune medley dat did bad like wow.
And di odda night a di two a dem again pon stage together ova Fully Loaded and a gwaan like dem waan tek ova di show. And last night (Sunday) it was di two a dem again ova Little Miss Bus Ride a James Bond Beach. Dem draw bare ole tune and mash up di place.
Bwoy dis yah twosome yah nuh at all. It look like dem haffi go bring D'Angel inna di mix and just mek it a threesome and dun.
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« Former CVM CEO to head LIME | Main | Pretty in Pink »August 04, 2010
Hulk Hogan's daughter sued by King Jammy’s son


Check out this story in the Jamaica Observer. Hmm all we can say is that others should be just as vigilant about their intellectual property.
Brooke Hogan, singer, star of a reality show and daughter of wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan has been sued by local recording/production company Jam 2 Productions, run by the son of veteran producer Hugh 'King Jammy's' James, a release from the company states.
"A lawsuit has been filed in Manhattan, USA against the Sobe Entertainment artiste for failing to compensate or credit Jam 2 Productions, members Jammy James (Jam 2) and Camar Doyles (Flavaunit) who were approached in 2006/2007 for production work on her sophomore album, The Redemption which was released in 2009," the release said
According to Jam 2 business contact, Brian Hugh, Jam 2's brother, Trevor James was affiliated to Hogan's label, Sobe Entertainment and it was he who brought the two entities together.
"Sometime in 2006 Brooke Hogan and her reps from SoBe visited King Jammy's studio in Waterhouse where a verbal agreement was made that Jam 2 would work on a project with Hogan for which they would be paid and would also get credit on the album, but none of that was done," Hughes explained to the Observer via telephone.
According to the release, the production also included a 2001 song performed and written by Camar Doyles aka Flavaunit entitled Come On, Come, On.
"Brooke and Sobe used the song, but changed it up, adding her own lyrics, and changing the name of the song to Trust Me. Again, Brooke and Sobe said they'd pay and credit Jam 2 Productions, which to this day has not been forthcoming.
"Jam 2 Productions became alerted when the song Trust Me was deleted from their MySpace account claiming a Copyright Infringement.
Jam 2 Productions immediately contacted their lawyer Jon Jekielek in New York who immediately issued two letters to SoBe Entertainment both of which returned unanswered. Mr Jekeilek was then instructed to take full action and on Monday August 2, 2010, a formal lawsuit was issued in court," the Jam 2 release stated.
Hughes told the Observer that Jam 2 has all the relevant material to support their claim that the song is theirs, including the Pro Tools file.
"The Pro Tools file is an important pice of evidence and it tells the history of the recording project," he explained. "The project was recorded overseas, but we have kept our files in order," Hughes added.
Jam 2 is claiming US$200,000, including punitive damages for failure to pay and credit Jam 2 Productions on the musical composition, melody and lyrics of the song Trust Me which is performed by Brooke Hogan on the album The Redemption.
Hughes admitted that while it was not the norm for producers to work on project without an advance, there are cases when "agreements are worked out".
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« Adidas pirates Bunny Wailer | Main | Ele want back him car »July 30, 2010
Did Usher & Chris Brown REALLY Record A Song In Jamaica?
Usher and Chris Brown are rumored to have hit the studio together while they were in Jamaica this weekend.
The rumors were confirmed by a source close to Usher but no details were given about the collaboration with Chris Brown.
Usher brought out Chris Brown as his guest and both performed at Sumfest in Jamaica.
People are STILL talking about the dance competition that ensued after they took the stage.
Native Jamaican Dancehall artist Elephant man even joined in the dance-off but nobody has officially declared a clear winner yet.
You can view the dance-off in the related video section below.
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Adidas pirates Bunny Wailer

Company uses singer's image and likeness on T-shirt without permission
There are many enterprises that profit tremendously from merchandizing in various areas of sports, among these giants is Adidas.
There are no barriers or boundaries that hasn’t been penetrated territorially or otherwise by Adidas’s dominance in the world’s sporting market-place globally.
Even The Blackheart Man, Bunny Wailer surviving member of the Bob Marley And The Wailers fame, supports Adidas by purchasing and wearing Adidas sportsware during all the years of his sporting experience and up until this present time, especially in the sport of soccer.
However, there has been a violation of the privacy of Bunny Wailer. A photograph of Bunny Wailer playing soccer in the privacy of his home in the mountains, was used by Solomonic Productions on an album cover titled “Bunny Wailer Sings The Wailers” (see album) in 1980.
In later years, the full image of said photograph was first seen on an unauthorized reproduction on T-shirt with the logo, trademark and trade name Adidas incorporated. This action by Adidas is illegal and a violation of Bunny Wailers rights and privileges incorporated in said photograph and which does not use the name of the singer.
For over 15 years Adidas has sold and withheld to themselves all the profits derived from the returns from the exploitation of the illegal Bunny Wailer product globally, beginning from in the late 80’s up until 2008.
On two separate occasions, it was brought to the attention of Bunny Wailer, but he could not have addressed the matter based on certain circumstances. An approach was made in writing to Adidas by Solomonic Productions’ on behalf of Bunny Wailer in accordance with the discovery of piracy.
Adidas’s negative and disappointing response to Solomonic Productions letter, was passed on to Bunny Wailers legal representative.
The lawyer in response to Adidas’s letter to Solomonic Productions’ pointed out the violations and damages done to Bunny Wailer in accordance with the illegal exploitation of his image and likeness.
The lawyer therefore, introduced a method and means of correcting the abuse in an appropriate and civilized manner, which was ignored and dismissed by Adidas, continuing the demonstration of their selfishness, disrespect and disregard for justice and fair play.
Bunny Wailer is therefore faithfully depending and relying upon the unified power of support from the ever loving Reggae and Bunny Wailer fans, friends, family and populace globally, to rally along with Reggae’s Living Legend in this legal claim and battle for justice from the world sporting giant Adidas.
“LET JUSTICE REIGN”
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« Check out the exclusive up close and personal interview with Gyptian | Main | ITS SUMMER, TIME TO PARTY »July 21, 2010
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Imagine we come cross a story in di Observer business section and we shock so till.
You know that even though Bank of Jamaica (BOJ) has reduced the reserve requirements for commercial banks, a new kind of banking fee is making customers pay for having too little money in their accounts.
According to the story the two largest commercial banks in Jamaica by branch network charge depositors a fee for balances below a certain amount.
Scotiabank charges $150 per month for balances below $5,000, while the National Commercial Bank (NCB) charges $50 per month for balances below $2,000.
Estimates are that up to 60 per cent of the deposits in commercial banks are below $5,000.
Now, the only thing we have to say to savers is this, if you find that you nuh have no money to bank and you have below those two figures quoted.
Instead of losing $50 and $150 monthly until there’s nothing left in the book. Close the account and open one with the credit union instead and forget bout di bank dem star.
From now on more of my money will be going into the credit union, cause at the end of the day, we looking for the banks to come up with more fees to dig into your savings.
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Sugar Minott’s death —obeah, poison or heart attack?

• Portland mada woman pulls nail out of Sugar’s ‘balls’
There is absolutely no doubt that Lincoln ‘Sugar’ Minott was an icon in Reggae/Dancehall music.
The singer passed away on Saturday, July 10, at the University Hospital of the West Indies and even as family await the autopsy report there have been ‘other reports’ regarding the cause of death of the great man, who also had a heart condition.
Yardflex sources close to Sugar have revealed that in the week leading up to his death, Sugar had reported feeling unwell and had been carried to a highly respect “mada woman” in Portland for healing.
Reports are that the obeah woman freed up Sugar by pulling a nail, a half a CD and ring from various parts of his body. Immediately after this “surgery” was performed, Sugar declared that he was feeling much better, only to take ill on his way back to Kingston and died two days later.
“Bwoy, you waan see, Miss Roberts pull a nail outta Sugar balls and a half a CD outta him head,” the source stated.
He continued, “Even a ring wha' dem couldn't find fi years, Mis Roberts pull it ouuta Sugar side.”
Reports are that Miss Roberts also told Sugar Minott that one of his six baby mothers was trying to 'tie' him and that was one of the reasons for him feeling so sick.
“Afterwards, she give him something to drink and give him a bath and when him leave him seh him feel betta,” the YardFlex source reported.
However, Sugar Minott reportedly fell ill subsequently and had to be hospitalized.
The cause of death is still unknown, but there are reports that his belly became swollen and in some quarters there are speculations that the singer had been poisoned.
Among Sugar Minott’s hits is the song with the line, “More than one woman in my life/And all a dem a fight to be my wife/But I have enough love for everyone…”
Funeral arrangements have not yet been finalized.
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No Sumfest for Vybez Kartel

Now we know why deejay Vybz Kartel didn’t want to turn himself in to the police. See there now him going to miss Reggae Sumfest and all the other shows he has been booked for.
Yup, Yardflex has it on good authority that he has been detained for another 30 days.
The DJ will have to spend another 30 days behind bars after the authorities extended his five-day detention order.
However, his lawyer Tavares-Finson said that the legal team would be seeking the entertainer's release at the Emergency Powers Review Tribunal set up in the wake of the calling on May 23 of a State of Public Emergency to combat criminals loyal to accused drug lord and former Tivoli Gardens strongman Christopher 'Dudus' Coke.
Vybz Kartel's five-day detention order was scheduled to end today, his lawyer said.
Due to the extension of his detention, the artiste will now miss several bookings, both local and overseas, including the annual summer show Reggae Sumfest in a few weeks time
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Mysterious Man Claims to Be LeBron’s Daddy
Just as he’s getting ready to announce where he’ll play the coming years, basketball superstar, LeBron James, and his mother, Gloria James, are being sued for a whole-lot-of money by some guy who claims to be the b-ball super star’s biological father.
According to TMZ, the man says he attempted to prove that he is LeBron’s biological father, but LeBron and his mother tampered with the evidence to cover it all up … bizarre.
Leicester Bryce Stovell, who is 55-years-old, claims in the lawsuit that he met Gloria in a D.C. bar in 1984 and had unprotected sex the night they met. He later found out she was only 15 at the time and he was 29. Wowzers!
Get this, he isn’t some crazy old man trying to make a buck, at least he doesn’t appear that way. He’s a Princeton graduate who earned a law degree from the University of Chicago! He became the senior legal advisor for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.
The details of the lawsuit are tremendous. He says his memory is recalls him apologizing for a mediocre performance to Gloria that evening!
He also claims that Gloria took her pregnant self back to Ohio but showed back up several months later to inform him she was carrying a boy she named LeBron, but never specified whom the father was.
Stovell says he recalls telling the 15 year-old that if it is his to make sure he plays basketball. That was the last the two were in contact.
In 2007, the educated man contacted Gloria, telling her how he thinks LeBron may be his son, as he was intrigued with how similar he and the basketball player look. After threatening Leicester to stay away from LeBron’s money, a few days later, he claims LeBron agreed to take a DNA test.
Allegedly, the test came back negative, but Leicester became
suspicious of the claim and suspected the Jameses tampered with the test. He says LeBron tampered with it due to pent up anger.
So now he’s suing them for $4 million for fraud, defamation, and misrepresentation. Hmm, his guy just might know what he’s doing.
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Men and their mixed signals

By BUffilous
Peeps, fi a while mi did give up dis writing ting cause mi tink mi did find di love a mi life. It happen one day while mi a teck a trip outa di country.
Yeah man dis BlackBerry connection ting start it up. Mi meet dis guy and to tell di truth it come een like di two a wi did a pree each other. Him send mi a request and mi add him to mi ping list.
Needless to say by di time wi reach wi destination we did well acquainted. Fi real wi did have some real magnetic connection…we all over each odda and ting.
Mi did really tink mi find mi mate…suh much so mi couldn’t tink bout nutten else. For a while mi tink sey di two a wi get suh much hurt and now wi a guh bi di balm fi each other.
No sah, him neva have dat dey plan dey at all.
Mi perfect love tun inna one big problem as mi find out sey mi dream man constantly de pon Facebook a look more woman, him a entertain foreign women when dem come a him country, and plus him have an entertainer friend whey him crazy bout. So whenever she come round a pure hott flex.
All of a sudden him nuh available nuh more and to meck matters worse him claim people a tell him tings bout me, sey mi sleep round and all dat.
Mi nah guh sey mi a nuh virgin, but di way him meck it look is like no penis nuh pass mi.
On di man birthday, mi fly in and cook mi ass off, tried my best to make him a happy man. Yuh know sey di man neva even eat, even di food that a put up was gone.
Hm maid prips me and tell mi that they see me as a money tree around there. Mi peeps how unno woulda feel if unno did hear dat?
Mi nah lie yuh mi teck whey myself and come back a mi yard and as usual unno know mi haffi share mi experience dem wid unno.
And fit ink sey mi did all go pon a trip and shop fi di man and him daughter. Yuh eva hear sey yuh nuffi kick a man when him down? Kacka, afta a bad experience wid mi brodda and mi need a friend di man bail pon mi, stop answer him BB and all dese ting.
Imagine while I was there and begged him to travel with me, he tell mi how him meet some chick from there he has money to go there with his daughter.
Had the nerve to ask me if I had any hotel hook up there. We have not officially seen each other to close that chapter, we should. Even so he wants me to pay for my ticket, the hotel, car. I feel he used me while came out a winner.
Bwoy it look like dis serious connection ting nah guh work, so hear wha, from now on mi just a easy myself and gwaan chill.
Ongle question mi haffi ask, wha meck man suh wicked eeh?
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A wha Vybz Kartel fraida

Wi can believe a di DJ whey everybody rate as di don fi Gaza a if and but bout turning himself in at the police station.
No sah, about three times him promise sey him a guh report to do station and him nuh tun up.
Him lawyer Valrie Neita Robertson, wait a di station till 9 pm and eventually leave cause she realize she get post.
Di question whey everybody inna di street a ask is what a gwaan dawdie? A wha Kartel fraida suh, if him nuh do anything, why him nuh just go report and clear up everyting? No star, wi start fi a wonda now.
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A which artiste dem con?
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Bwoy, Yarflex get it from good source sey one certain conscious artiste a meet hell inna Europe right now.
From what wi source tell wi, di team leave sey dem a guh do how much tour and yuh believe sey dem duh ova 10 show and doan get a dime?
But from what we hear dat always happen when unno nuh have good people a teck charge a unno affairs.
Yuh must have a proper manager and people whey mean business round unno.
Cause how unno fi leave Jamaica and nuh have nuh form a financial commitment?
And di wus ting is, how dem duh more dan one show and neva collect a cent. It shouldn’t even reach suh much show at all.
Still wi hear sey promoter abandon dem inna hotel without di bills paid and all dese tings. No sah, a real almshouse affair dat still.
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Can’t say we didn’t warn you! Check out this interesting article
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6 women To Keep Away From Your Man
We can never control the actions of our men. We can never be with them 100 percent of the day and yes there must be elements of trust in every relationship. However! That does not mean that we must be so trusting that we are foolish. Some men are weak. So weak that they sometimes needs assistance in preventing themselves from getting in trouble. This is why there are certain women that you, as his wife/girlfriend/ fiancé, keep him as far away from as possible. There are certain circumstances where you may have no choice but to allow him near her due to the fact that they may work together, or dated once. However, my advice to you is that if you cannot find a way, then you make a way. Having said that, the following are a short list of chicks to keep your man away from.
1. The Low Self Esteem Chick
You know this girl. The girl with self esteem so low that she will do almost anything for attention from a male. It does not matter how minuscule the attention is, she will take it. She is the one that is lacking self love and wants someone to confirm it for her. She needs men to tell her how beautiful and wonderful she is constantly. Sometimes chicks like this are unfortunate enough to rarely receive any male acknowledgment which is why they have to seek it out so desperately. Her antics sometimes appear to be over the top because in essence they are a cry for attention from anyone with a penis.
2. The Sluttish Friend
She is the one chick in your crew of friends who is a sweet heart and would give you her whole paycheck and food stamps if you needed it BUT (there always is a but with people who are too nice) she is a whore. She might also be a border line nymphomaniac. She will sleep with anyone and I do mean anyone. It does not matter to her if he is in a relationship, married, single, your daddy. She could care less about his relationship status and who he fathered. Her only goal is to get hers. She is the chick that will side line hate on you when you guys are at the club and she notices that guys are giving you more attention than her. This enrages her inside but she does not show her annoyance. Instead this is her cue to do some hoe s**t. Like motion for everyone in the group to look at her and then stick an entire popsicle down her throat without gagging then innocently giggle the words “wow, that was cold” . Please ladies, I call upon all of you to pop this chick in the back of her damn head when she commits such debaucherous acts.
3. The Model Chick
I have some leniency with this chick because truth be told, she cannot help that she is gorgeous, or modelesque. Blame God for that one. This chick might be a good person at heart and have no ill intentions towards you or your relationship. The only problem with her is that she is every man’s dream girl and secretly every man fantasizes of boning a model chick. This has nothing to do with her necessarily being prettier than you but more so to do with egoism. It feels good to a man for him to utter the words “I nailed a model”. Why uttering those words is enough to make any strong, young vital man release some man ooze right in his pants legs. Despite her innocence in this, just to prevent temptation on your man’s part, keep these two as far apart as possible…..
4. The Needy/Annoying Ex-Girlfriend
This is your current boo’s ex lady friend. She is the one who had a “special bond” with. So much so that they still keep in contact and remain friends. Which would not be a problem if she did not still depend on him emotionally for comfort. She is the one who will call him crying after she gets laid off from her job or realizes she is in love with a loser who treats her like crap. Yet, she still sees your man as her place of solace and peace. He is the one man in her mind who truly “gets her”. Which is why she will never completely let him go. Secretly she is waiting on him to dump you so she can pounce on him like Beyonce does her leotards. Which is why she needs to get the boot. Or at least have some restrictions put on this chick. For instance, no she cannot call him after a certain time of night. It does not matter how horrible her date was. She better suck it up till the morning.
5. The Golddigger
This wallet muncher is the one who can smell a man with an IRA account from 10 miles away. She has a greyhound nose for mutual funds, and off shoe accounts. She may be someone your man works with but has a lower level position. Perhaps a secretary, or the cute receptionist he passes every day while coming into the office or his new young and bouncy personal assistant that the staffing agency sent over. Her subservient position matters not to her. She is not there to pursue her own career achievements and success. She has an agenda of the romantic nature. She is there to find a husband. If you are fortunate enough to have a man with some green backs then keep this heffa far away! I guarantee you she will do whatever it takes to try to get him to sleep with her. She has a plan. Part of that plan is to seduce your man, get him to leave you, and ultimately either have him impregnate her or have a pre-nup free marriage. She does not care about this man at all. She cares about his wallet and all roads leading to it. I guarantee you that she would not stay with him longer than the time required to receive the biggest divorce settlement. She is in it to win it and her financial security is the prize. Muff her hard in the face and tell her to keep it moving.
6. The Sex Kitten
She is similar to the sluttish friend and the low self esteem chick but different in the way that she is much more self aware. Her actions do not come from a place of inferiority, self consciousness, or pure nymphomania. See, she realizes that she has nothing to offer a man but her body. She has little to no personality, she isn’t the brightest bulb in the room. She might have been told these things all her life which is why now she focuses all her energies into increasing/maintaining her looks. She has nothing else to offer. Nothing . Not only does she realize this, she accepts it! She embraces her honey pot and treats it like a golden muffin. She also knows all men’s weakness. Sex. So, she purposely and boldly, uses sex to seduce men. She is the one who might be working anywhere! Anywhere! Even a Starbucks and will be the only barista with her blouse unbuttoned so far down that you can just make out the her sexy pink Victoria Secret bra. Pretty isn’t it? Yeah it is and your man will think so too as he is unsnapping it with his mouth. Bottom line. He needs to find a new Starbucks to go to.
Source: http://yeahshesaidit.com
Posted by YardFlex at 10:06 AM | Comments (0)
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LA Lewis do song bout Beenie beat up


But really and truly, wi can believe sey di Star really gi LA Lewis front page story pon him fool fool song. Wi woan even waste fi wi and talk bout it, all wi a do is gi yuh some a di comment dem pon Youtube under him video.
riddle me this...how many failed songs can an artiste make before he realizes that he's a waste of sperm?
THIS YA BIG F##@ry!!! ITS BETTER IF HIM STICK TO DRAWIND HIS NAME ALL OVER JA AND WEAR WHITE!!!
Why Dem Neva Throw La Lewis ina Di Grave This Song Need a Funeral Home Real Fast Cause It Dead
cah belive mi jus waste mi r##@s time listen to thim..hear mi nuh u need fi find a 9-5 cuz music a nuh fi u
my youth why you no try fishing or do some charity work and stop waste time ........ the DJ thing is not for you my friend ................... Bless
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D’Angel new spokeswoman for financial institution
Dancehall fashionista Michelle Downer, aka D’Angel has once again hit the television screen, this time as the new spokeswoman for Access Financial Limited.
The television commercial released this week features her endorsing the company’s wide array of products and services while giving her own testimony and encouraging other to become a part of the growing financial institution.
Access Financial Services Limited is a provider of small and micro business and personal loans. Established in 2000, Access now operates from seven locations in Kingston, Morant Bay, Portmore, Spanish Town, Mandeville, Montego Bay and Ocho Rios.
According to the company’s Management, “Our vision is to provide financial solutions for every Jamaican with a mission to provide our customers with innovative financial solutions and unparalleled customer service, through a tailored range of products.”
And it was with this mindset that D’Angel was chosen to represent the company in an official capacity. She also endorses other brands locally including Digicel Jamaica, Coke Zero and G-Force.
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Hype selector and hype manager must stop work crooked
A how did big time, hype selector outta Miami a flex so? The man have people a send out email a state all kinda sitten sitten bout him. We a hear bout flossing inna Port Antonio, rented vehicle and who owe who money and don’t want to pay back and dem a call him all kinda name. When oonu do tings oonu must remember the power of the Internet. Nutten cyan hide now. Just like how a certain artiste manager did a try a ting wid a producer outta Europe and last week the producer just send out a email to everybody pon di manager mailing list a ask bout him money. Dem tings really don’t look good. People must just know she honesty is the best policy. And if oonu don’t have money fi tek vacation, tan a you yaad. And, to the producer, we haffi seh: a long time you deh bout and people always have all kinda sitten fi seh bout you. Is about time you leggo dem lickle crooked ways, cause in the long run a did artiste a go suffer. Just free up did man outta Europe, cause him can do nuff tings fi help did artiste career.
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Those sperm donors

Today, Father’s Day many sperm donors will be bigging up their chests and taking credit for a job they have no business celebrating.
It is disgusting the amount of children out there that are not being supported by these bums who are claiming the right to fatherhood.
The list could go on and on of the many single mothers out there who are juggling to make two ends meet, just so they can give their children a good education.
Then there are those who are trying their luck through the court system, to see if they can even get a stipend from the no good men who fathered their children.
It is our hope that today, will make some of these donors look into themselves and realize that they are badly lacking, and start to do something about it.
Anyone can father a child, but it takes something special to be a good dad.
It is a shame to hear men bragging about the many kids they have, but you don’t see them making an effort to spend quality time, or effectively take care of them.
Thumbs down to these dead beat dads.
Posted by YardFlex at 07:07 AM | Comments (4)
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Di Empress and her schoolas

Bwoy when Junie Platinum did a sing bout 40 And Over, we never know seh certain empress woulda did tek it so serious and go deh wid schoolas.
Everybody know seh big woman and young bwoy ting a galang long time, but we feel she there should be a age limit.
How can a big big Empress tek herself mek poppyshow bout she a date (yes, date) a lickle 21-year-old yute who a go school? And di empress bout 50 and have son who a brush 30. People, dat doan right.
And den, what mek it worse is dat di Empress ex-man and the lickle schoolas ketch up inna di club uppa New Kingston wha’ night. Bwoy, di poor man couldn’t tek it no longer — everywhere him go, did empress and did schoolas inna him face.
So him did haffi comment. And doan ask if the schoolas never mek him know what and what him a do to di Empress and how it sweet har.
Bwoy, we a call fi a bridge fi walk ova dis yah troubled waters, cause it stir up and messy bad.
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Beenie Man detained by Hunts Bay police

See it dey now. Beenie Man teck him hype self and go beat up LA Lewis.
Him did all deh pon Ragashanti show a talk bout how him haffi shut LA Lewis mouth and all dese tings. A brag bout how him Audi and how much it cost.
Well Yardflex understands that he is now in custody at the Hunts Bay Police Station.
Fi real and di wuss ting bout it is dat him supposed to leave the island today go a Europe. Meck wi si how dis ya one tun out.
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Question : A true sey Beenie Man Threaten LA Lewis


Yuh mean to sey after Beenie Man lick up LA Lewis him tun round a threaten him tuh.
Yardflex waan know if a really true sey him threaten him? Big and serious a almshouse Beenie Man a kip up still, cause whey happen, shouldn’t did teck place.
Mi and unno know sey if did same ting did happen and a Bounty, Kartel or Mavado did a drive did vehicle whey lick him, him woulda come out and all a grin wid dem.
Duppy really know who fi frighten.
A time LA stop meck everybody come lick, bax and kick him up like him a clown.
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Oil is the real problem in Jamaica for the US; not Dudus

(This article has been sent to select persons for their education and feedback. YardFlex readers are asked to read and have their say.)
As the Dudus saga plays itself out in Kingston, two of the questions that remain unanswered are 'why is the United States pushing so hard?' and 'why now?'.
The world is full of dons and drug lords, not to mention the fact that the American plate is full with wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and a billion Muslims who are being encouraged to attack anywhere at anytime. You would think that they had more immediate things to concentrate on.
Yet they continued to poke and push, treating every Jamaican that went through U.S. customs like a criminal, openly questioned the personal honesty of the Prime Minister Bruce Golding and even suggested that the Jamaican Labour Party were in violation of their mandate to govern Jamaica.
In fact, the Americans haven't even got an Ambassador to Jamaica anymore. Obama has left the position open, a serious diplomatic slap in the face. All of this tension is for the Don of Tivoli Gardens? Something isn't right. Dudus just isn't that big of a problem.
The idea that outside interests have manipulated the situation for a long time begins to form when you question the truth of what we are being told.
For two years now Dudus has had an excellent run, controlling the docks in Kingston (on Tivoli Gardens turf, and the true value of the constituency) with his buddies running the government.
He has grown more powerful than ever before, with so much money that he doesn't have to rely on politicians for anything.
In the old days back in the 1970's, when the street gangs were first created by the political parties, they had to get their weapons and cash from the JLP or the PNP, but since the cocaine business showed up, that relationship has slowly turned full circle. Now the politicians need the gangs to control the vote, but the gangs don't need the politicians for support. They have become an independent power.
The outside control in this is that the international cocaine business is not run by Jamaicans. Nobody manufactures coke on the island, it all comes in from South America, mostly Colombia.
Somebody else determines how much of their product is moved through Jamaica, which in turn determines how much money ends up in the hands of the gangs.
Dudus is more powerful than ever before because whoever is controlling The Business decided that he would make him powerful. In fact, it looks like they wanted him to become a 'threat to national security', and be such a handful that outside military assistance might be necessary.
Since the Iran-Contra hearings in the United States in the early 1980's, the world has known that the biggest player in the illegal drug business is the U.S. military.
The enormous wealth involved is enough to weaponize entire armies of 'insurgents', which are then used to destabilize any country they choose. They have the best killers, the best weapons and the best intelligence, and it's all in cash.
No records. There are American military troops on the ground in Colombia and Afghanistan, by far the largest producers of cocaine and heroine respectively. This is no accident.
So it isn't a stretch to consider the idea that growing Dudus into a serious problem was a manipulation that was within the control of U.S. interests.
By why flare it up now, and why so hard? Why would the United States want Jamaica to descend into chaos now?
One idea that comes to mind is oil.
Try this one on for size - although Jamaica has never produced a single drop of oil, has no wells, no rigs, no infrastructure, the Minister of Mining and Energy, James Robertson, spent March, 2010 in England, and April, 2010 in the United States, presenting 'Jamaica's Second Formal Licensing Round 2010', billed as 'New Prospects, New Opportunities', to the Geological Society of England and the American Association of Petroleum Geologists. The agendas for these meetings are on the Petroleum Corporation of Jamaica's website.
He reviewed the new seismic data just before the first coffee break at 10:00 am, and the bid procedures info around 11:30, just before the lunch break, and in between talked about the investment climate in Jamaica. He was in New Orleans during the second week of April, and was in Texas at the end of the month.
By May 22nd, just three weeks after showing all of this data to the oil executives in the States, Jamaica found itself suddenly on the verge of crisis, and American military personnel were seen landing at Manley International in Kingston. The next day, May 23rd, the Prime Minister of Jamaica, Bruce Golding, went on national television to declare a state of emergency.
Add to this the fact that the Government of Jamaica signed a new $1.27 billion US '27 Month Standby Agreement' with the International Monetary Fund for balance of payment support in February, 2010, and a different set of motivators enter the picture.
Less than a month later the Jamaican Minister of Mining and Energy is out pimping a non-existent oil industry to England (controls the IMF) and the United States (controls the World Bank).
The per capita debt burden of Jamaica is the 4th highest in the world. Over 50% of the Capital Expense Budget goes to servicing the debt.
PM Golding has an impossible situation on his hands - he has to somehow find a way to impose financial discipline enough to keep up with the payments, but he has no way to build economy with what he has now. A Jamaican oil industry would help him out big time.
However, the real trick is going to be the fine print of that IMF restructuring agreement.
This same ploy was used on Argentina to force them to sell off State owned assets to raise the cash to pay the debt, which ended up with a Spanish oil company, Resopl YPF (odd in the fact that Spain has no oil, but is really a front for BP), owning all of the rights to Argentina's oil.
Later it was discovered that there are reserves of around 500 billion barrels just off the coast of the Falkland Islands. Argentina does not own it's oil because of IMF debt restructuring rules.
So in February Jamaica signs a new IMF debt restructuring package, and in March the Mining and Energy Minister is in England presenting new seismic data and bidding instructions on an industry that doesn't exist, and in April he's doing the same thing in the United States, which is about the time the Deep Horizon oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico exploded.
Three weeks into May, Kingston has been transformed into a war zone by unrelenting and unexplained American pressure, which includes American military on the ground.
Hmmm. Three weeks after showing the data to the Americans, there are armed U.S. troops on the ground in the capital city.
The Deep Horizon might have something to do with that.
One of the facts that CNN doesn't talk about much is that BP was drilling way, way deeper than anybody knew. The deepest working oil well on earth is around 20,000 feet, but six months ago the Deep Horizon drilling tapped 35,000 feet when they had some sort of 'catastrophic event', which ended when they sealed it up and left things alone.
They were drilling again at 30,000 feet when the explosion happened. Outside of the rule breaking, they proved that the technology exists to go almost twice as deep as any working well, which means that they can now access oil that was once thought to be unattainable, in places that have never produced oil before.
At the end of 2008, Cuba announced to the world that it was sitting on 20 billion barrels of oil, the 12th largest deposits among countries, and that it was involved in developing it with Venezuela, Russia, Spain, Norway and India. Cuba is about 70 miles from Jamaica.
If you stand on the top of the Blue Mountains and look north, you can see the lights in Cuba.
If they have oil that deep, you can bet that Jamaica has oil that deep, and Haiti, and the Domincan Republic.
That earthquake in Haiti last January was suspicious from the start, but the 'over the top' response from the United States might now make sense.
The American military controls Haiti. The foreign assistance was an army of occupation. This week they landed in Jamaica.
The bidding process for the contracts to develop these new Jamaican oil fields are in play right now.
An armed foreign military in the middle of your capital city is a very powerful negotiating tool, and that brand new $1.27 billion IMF loan restructuring came with some nasty conditions, and that runaway well is pumping out an enormous amount of oil, which is going to raise a few questions about just how much oil is down that deep and when can the rest of the world start drilling for it?
Jamaica needs an oil industry before it can sell it to the Americans to pay off the debt.
That's why the IMF and the World bank were created to begin with, to manipulate poor countries into such an enormous debt load that they would have to sell off their natural resources and utilities to pay it. This is the plan in action.
The cat jumped out of the bag before the deal was done when that well exploded, but now it's living proof of the size of the discovery, which is apparently big enough to destroy all life on the planet if BP can't figure a way to shut it down. That's a lot of oil. America wants to wrap this one up fast.
For 600 years they've taken all of the wealth from sugarcane and fruit. For the past 70 years they've taken all of the wealth from bauxite and alumina. For the past 40 years they've taken all of the wealth from tourism.
Now more money is in play than all of that combined. Black Gold. Texas Tea. The Devil's Blood.
One of the largest oil deposits ever discovered.
This whole Dudus soap opera is really just a manipulation to create a situation where America can get their hands on Jamaican oil, which most Jamaicans don't even know about.
If America is involved, you know it's about money.
The only solution is probably impossible. Every single Jamaican has to ask themselves if they love Jamaica enough to make peace with each other. This attack is on Jamaica, not Jamaicans.
They are just the victims, but the oil the Americans want is as much a part of the island as the snow white sand, the swaying palm trees, the spectacular ganja or the incredible reggae.
This trick works only if Jamaicans battle with each other.
If America can somehow manage this flare up to get a military presence on the island, they will control the oil.
The only path out is for each person to raise his spiritual consciousness to the point where they are prepared to forgive and make peace with their brothers and sisters.
Only Jamaicans can do what is necessary.
They are the living, breathing soul of Jamaica, and it is up to them to stand as one and shout out 'No More!'. If they don't then Babylon will crush them down like never before.
This isn't about JLP, and PNP, and Posse's, and Matthew's Lane, or Rema, or Tivoli Gardens, or Dudus, or running the docks, or selling cocaine. It's about manipulating all of that so Jamaicans see each other as the enemy, and keep warring. It's about Babylon stealing the Big Money while Jamaicans fight like dogs over the Little Money. There are at least 50 Garrisons in Jamaica, with 16 in Spanish Town alone.
There are around 20 Posse's affiliated with the JLP, maybe 30 affiliated with the PNP, and at least 30 Posse's that are 'unaligned' and can be hired when needed. It's an unstable combination that is designed to break down and destroy.
Dudus and the others like him have been played like a piano. They are the perfect excuse for American military intervention, 'one of the world's most powerful drug lords', according to CNN ...over and over and over again. The reality is that the DEA estimates the total cocaine volume through Jamaica each year at 100 metric tonnes, which is worth $25,000 per kilo if it's sold in North America. About $2.5 billion US. The estimated world total consumption of illegal drugs is $400 billion a year. The cocaine going through Jamaica is worth about half of one percent of the market. Nobody in Jamaica is in the top 200, let alone one of the most powerful.
The oil deal can alleviate all of the debt, all of the poverty, all of the illiteracy, all of the hunger, for every Jamaican on the island ...forever.
The palace that Jamaica was intended to be can be built, but Bablyon knows it, and has no interest in seeing the island become strong and independent.
The only way out of this trap is peace. How's that for a Babylon trick?
This could also be the work of Jah, forcing the right kind of threat into action so that the spiritual consciousness of every Jamaican shakes itself awake and realizes that they are blessed to be born at this time, that they are warriors who have been forced to endure the humiliations of poverty and oppression so that when the time came they had a voice and were aware, and would raise their game to the level required to finally free themselves.
Right now might be the most pivotal time in the entire history of Jamaica. Not 1834 and the end of slavery, not 1962 and Independence, not 1981 with the death of the Prophet Robert Marley, but 2010 and the discovery of oil, the point in time the future generations of Jamaican children will always remember as either the greatest of achievements or the worst of failures, when their parents and grandparents faced the demon straight on and decided what the future of Jamaica would be.
Simply put, are Jamaicans strong enough to forgive each other the past, in return for a better future? If they can, they win BIG. More wealth than anyone ever thought possible.
If they can't, then their children, and their children, and their children, will be doomed to the same vicious cycle of poverty, violence and oppression.
Are Jamaicans strong enough to fix this? Do they love their children enough to accept the responsibility to give up their claim to vengeance, so that their children can live free of the burden?
It's all on the line right now. That's why America is pushing so hard.
On May 25th, a Jamaican born Congresswoman in the United States, Yvetee Clark, was on the front pages in both countries, saying that she was going to seek the help of the U.S. State Department to restore peace and stability in Jamaica.
A State of Emergency had been declared for less than 48 hours and already 'Jamaica's best friend in the U.S. Congress' was calling for the release of American soldiers on Jamaican soil to kill Jamaicans. Nice.
We are looking at the beginning of an American military occupation of Jamaica.
Once they get control of the oil and begin to invest billions to develop it, the term 'Strategic Resource' will apply, which also means 'vital to U.S. national security interests', which will require U.S. military bases to protect it. Think Iraq.
This is part of the militarization of the Caribbean. It started in Haiti after the earthquake in January and it has reached Jamaica by May.
With WWIII looming in the Middle East, America is going to need new sources of oil, and with the Russians, Spanish, Venezuelans, Norwegians and India already active off of the coast of Cuba, they are playing catch up in Jamaica.
What is at stake is enormous - a change in the balance of power among the nations of the world. Done right, Jamaica will rise up. Done wrong, Jamaica will drop to it's knees and beg forever.
With that much money in play the corruption of politicians will be child's play. This gambit is for the sovereignty of the country.
It has little or nothing to do with gangs, cocaine, ganja, guns, violence or even Dudus. It is all about oil, soldiers and America taking it all ...again.
In just over a year from Cuba announcing to the world that there are huge oil reserves deep under the Caribbean, events unfold that result in an American military build up on Haiti, the island closest to Cuba.
In less than 30 days since signing the IMF debt restructuring agreement, Jamaica has to present their 'non-existent yet' oil industry to the people who control the IMF and World Bank, and offer a bid process.
In less than 30 days after presenting this data in the United States, the Dudus extradition conflict is escalated and Jamaica is destabilized.
You do the math. What do you think?
Is Dudus just a pawn, nurtured to become the perfect excuse to provide the necessary conditions for the presence of heavily armed American soldiers, on the ground in the capital city at the same time as the most important contracts in the history of Jamaica are open for bidding, immediately after the government restructures a $1.27 billion US debt package with the IMF, who has always used that situation to strip away a country's control of it's own natural resources and utilities, just as the United States is mobilizing to engage in a war with the Middle East and will need to guarantee themselves some new supplies of oil?
Does that sound possible?
Every Jamaican involved in this conflict has to stop fighting if they are going to save their oil wealth. The gangs, the leaders, the constables, the military, the politicians, the people.
America is good at this. They've done it before.
Stop the fighting. Save your oil. Change your world.
THE TIMELINE
Why is America pushing so hard? Look at the timeline.
1) October 2008 - Cuba announces reserves are now double previous estimates.
2) January 2010 - Haiti earthquake. American military build up in Caribbean.
3) February 2010 - Jamaica signs $1.27 billion debt restructuring agreement with IMF.
4) March 2010 - Jamaican Minister of Mining and Energy presents 'Second Formal Licensing Round 2010' seminars in London, England, new seismic data and bid procedures to Geological Society of England.
5) April 2010 - Jamaican Minister of Mining and Energy presents 'Second Formal Licensing Round 2010' seminars in New Orleans and Houston, new seismic data and bid procedures to the American Association of Petroleum Geologists.
6) April 20, 2010 - Gulf of Mexico oil rig explosion.
7) April 2010 - American pressure on Jamaican government over extradition of Dudus escalates to red zone.
8) May 22, 2010 - American military personnel seen landing at Manley International in Kingston.
9) May 23, 2010 - State of Emergency declared by Prime Minister of Jamaica.
10) May 25, 2010 - American Congresswoman born in Jamaica calls for U.S. State Department intervention to stop the violence in Kingston.
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Beenie 'disciplines' LA Lewis

But how come LA Lewis always manage fi find himself ina some mix up.
Imagine, ah Oniel Edwards funeral him go tek him car brush Beenie Man own.
Mi seh di docta couldnt find nuh more remidy dan fi gi LA four solid punch and couple good bax.
Beenie seh if him did run inna di back it woulda bad and nuh suh bad, but LA scrap off him car side.
All the same it neva look good, cah imagine we lose Oniel to violence so him shouldnt keep up dat deh armshouse deh.
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McKenzie’s house raided by police – deal with it

By Rootzgirl
Mayor Mckenzie was in a tizzy over the fact that his house was raided by the police and added to that searched from top to bottom.
He is even requesting a meeting with the Commissioner of Police. Come on now, even the Prime Minister’s residence should be subjected to a thorough search by the police.
No one is above the law and no one is perfect – no matter what position they hold – whether Bishop, PM, MP they are all infallible.
Had it been the ordinary Jamaican house that was subjected to a search by the police that would have been that and nothing else. So why this big furor over the search.
He came on television stating that he didn’t know why they would think that criminals would be seeking refuge at his place – wow remember that Adams said that the best place to start searching for Dudus was at politician homes!.
An obviously upset Mayor McKenzie told RJR News that his son called him in a panic about 10 o'clock Wednesday morning to report that several police personnel were searching the house.
The Mayor, who hastily left a tour of Tivoli Gardens with Prime Minister Bruce Golding, to see about his house, said the incident left all his family members shaken up.
According to Mr. McKenzie, his family told him that the police personnel informed them that the search was being conducted based on intelligence that guns and gunmen were being harboured at the premises.
“I can't understand why because my place is the last place that anybody would come to seek refuge. I spoke to the Commissioner of Police and he told me one thing and what my family is telling me is something totally different.
“The Commissioner told me that the (police) saw a car which they deemed to be suspicious and because of the concerns, they came to search the car but they searched my entire house, so you can’t be protecting me and then be searching and looking for guns,” Mayor McKenzie said.
He added that the approach of the police personnel who went to his house was less than professional and questioned whether some police officers are abusing powers granted them under the current state of emergency.
“I can't prevent them from coming and searching and I don’t want to give the impression that because I (am a) victim. What I’m saying is that the powers must not be abused to cause embarrassment and I’m convinced that a lot of that is happening.
Well, the search has been done, nothing was found amiss so move on…next to another politician’s house.
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Dry season

A when Kingston a guh come alive again man.
What a piece a dry season. if people caan go out go enjoy demself a di weekly sessions and odda events den wi can just imagine wey dem a guh use as a form of entertainment.
Wi hear smady sey unno can expect nuff more pickney fi a born couple months from now, cause wid no activity man a guh stay home and unno kno wha dat mean? Yup, nuff nice time wid dem woman.
Posted by YardFlex at 11:02 AM | Comments (1)
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Questions we a ask

A how Keith Clarke dead?
Bwoy wi check out di news and it sey during di operation whey di cop dem a search fi Dudus, former PNP government minister Claude Clarke’s brother – Keith Clarke was killed.
Now whey we waan know is how him meet him death?
You just kick dung door and go in dey and start shoot first den ask question later? And how dem come fi pick dat particular house?
And how come dem a sey dem seize firearm when a di man license gun? Wi waan fi know?
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Questions we a ask..?

Who responsible fi di people dem a Tivoli death
Di death number a move up inna Tivoli Garden but whey dem nah sey is how di people dem get dem dead – especially di women and children.
Is it dat dem dead inna crossfire, or police and soldier shoot dem? Win uh know and dat a wha a di real problem.
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Questions we a ask
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A wha happen to di artistes dem?
From all dis ting start, wit ink di artistes dem woulda a flood di market wid nuff nuff social commentary?
A wha happen to dem, now a di time f idem join wid dem fans in solidarity and show sey dem understand and a feel f idem.
A wha a gwaan…if mi coulda sing or DJ, Jah know mi woulda have one out deh.
Posted by YardFlex at 08:47 AM | Comments (3)
Questions we a ask

A when entertainment a guh resume?
A when di entertainment activities a guh pick up back?
Bwoy it really dread, from all this start the people dem can even get an avenue to let off some stress.
Every weekly event put on hold, and to top it off the Mountain Dew Stunt Festival that a lot of people were looking forward to postpone, win uh know dat a guh keep.
Good Times not so good, cause dat put on hold too and wi just wonder if any ‘settlement’ a guh gwaan.
We have to say dat wi can wait fi tings return to normal, cause it really dread.
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Question wi a ask

A how dem get dat deh unity
Dem sey unity is strength, but whey wi waan ask is what is greater – unity or money?
Cause mi never know sey PNP gunman and JLP gunman could unite suh.
But when mi read likkle more mi si sey dem can get as much as $100,000 fi join di Tivoli defence squad. Lord watch over us cause it look like Jamaica world a guh mad.
Posted by YardFlex at 01:09 PM | Comments (0)
Question wi a ask

Why dem doan stop dis ganja foolishness
Why dem have Jah Cure a guh court every minute over dis ganja foolishness.
Please it was just an ounce of ganja.
You would think it was a whole shipment they found on him. Everybody know sey Rasta entertainer and some bald head to love to build a vibes wid dem SPliff so nuh meck a big deal outa it.
Now Jayh Cure affi guh back a court inna June pon di possession charge.
Lawks man.
Posted by YardFlex at 01:05 PM | Comments (0)
« Tavares-Finson steps aside as Dudus’ lawyer | Main | Patrick Roberts' file still at High Court »May 19, 2010
Fluffy Diva Miss Kitty told to chill?

Will the self-proclaimed Fluffy Diva, Miss Kitty be the host of the Digicel Rising Stars Chill room, or has Kitty already been put on ice, even before the new season begins?
Kitty herself had confirmed in April that the job was hers and she was all ecstatic about it; now reports have surfaced that the Fluffy Diva will not be seen on the popular talent show aired on TVJ.
But, as the Diva was reported by one paper as saying, “This is all news to me, I have heard nothing of the sort. The producers asked me to do a job and therefore it is up to them if they feel I am no longer what they require...but nobody has said that to me.”
Miss Kitty had been confirmed as the replacement for petite dynamo, Kerie ‘Kiki’ Lewis, who had been doing a fantastic job in the Pepsi Chill Room.
However, there is the feeling that Kiki’s decision to do a tell-all documentary about spending time in a US prison because of drug trafficking charges, led to her dismissal from Digicel Rising Stars.
Kitty is the host the afternoon show on RJR 94Fm, a member of the RJR group under which TVJ falls. She is also a judge on another popular television talent show, Magnum Kings and Queens of Dancehall.
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‘Mi sorry seh mi apologise,’ says Magnum runner-up Reggae Queen

“Right now, mi sorry seh mi apologise,” is the the passinate feeling from Reggae Queen, the runner-up in Saturday’s finals of the Magnum Kings and Queens of Dancehall.
The crowd favourite in the competition, Reggae Queen was accused of using expletives inher set and was asked by the organisers of the televised talent competition to apologise. But Black Queen now says she did not use any offensive language and tha the organsiers know exactly what she was going to say, as they had signed off on her set.
“They’re too disgusting … they had already disqualified me in their mind but they still allowed me to vote like I had a chance when they already made up their mind ,” she said angrily.
“But mi understand now why they did it because they want to make it look like I did something wrong.
I did nothing wrong, all they are saying is that my set sounded too vulgar but I never used any expletives, I never cursed, after mi no stupid.
I was leading, mi know say mi win so why would I do that?” said the crowd favourite in the recently concluded Magnum Kings and Queens of Dancehall.
She explained that the producers of the show were well aware of the content of the lyrics she would use in the clash, and had even suggested that she make changes to particular verses they found too provocative. “They messed up and they are trying to blame me for it,” she said, bluntly.
“We were instructed to do three eight bar verses for the clash, and the people who work behind the scenes had heard my verses and told me to change a line that said ‘face wear out like toilet seat’ to ‘face wear out like car seat’, but now on the night, when I deejayed the part about ‘she swallow Gibraltar like hot tea’ dem beep it out like dem a come try style me and they had heard it before,” she said.
And in a magnanimous display, she offered her congrats to Bumper.
“Bumper gave a good performance, and mi have to congratulate her, she win, but mi feel say dem never give me a fair chance but that is life. Right now, mi ready to move on.”
Reggae Queen is already booked to perform at The Settlement on June 12 at the Kingston Polo Club.
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Bruce is too brazen!


By Rootzgirl
On Sunday night everyone was expecting to hear that Prime Minister Bruce Golding had done the honourable thing and stepped down. Imagine the utter shock and surprise when Samuda faced the press with the words "No apology, no resignation".
I am now of the opinion that this government doesn't have any regard for the people and they take them for puppets where they can do anything and get away with it.
My suggestion is for the country to rise up and demand that the right thing be done. It's time that the people hold the government responsible for the affairs of the country. Until we realise that we are the ones with the power then they will always continue to do a they please.
It's time to let our voices be heard and stop allowing them to browbeat us.
Crime continue to soar with no real solutions, we we have an army that is considered among the best in the world, the police are out of their depths bring out the army and let them take over the troubled spots.
Guess the only time this government will think about doing something about the high crime rate is when the gun start to touch members of their own families - when they start to lose sons and daughters like the ordinary Jamaican.
Hope it never reaches that stage before they find a solution.
Peace out
Posted by YardFlex at 08:14 AM | Comments (5)
« A who shoot Cobra? | Main | Papa Biggy gears up for Return to the Frontline 2010 tour »May 14, 2010
A Whey Bruce a guh do?

A wonder a whey Bruce a guh do now that everybody a call fi him stept down.
It nuh look good at all, cause him is di Prime Minister so him can separate di PM job from di party leader role. JLP inna power and him a di leader fi it.
So him can sanction deal and den sey it neva have nutten fi do with the government. Why dis sound so familiar, whey yuh sey, somebody sey cock mouth kill cock.
A time fi di people dem a Jamaica demand more from dem leaders and stop gwaan like dme nuh got nuh sense.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:44 AM | Comments (6)
A who shoot Cobra?

Look how quick dem find suspects inna Oneil Edwards shooting, a wonda when dem a guh identify suspect inna Cobra shooting?
Wi really waan know a wha did guh dung meck dem duh di DJ dat.
Wi a listen out…well pon di good news side him get discharged from the di hospital and gone a him yard.
Wi just hope dem lef him alone now meck him recover in peace.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:44 AM | Comments (2)
Wha meck dem nuh stop pressure di entertainer dem...?

Bwoy wi affi ask da question yah, wha meck people nuh stop kill off di entertainer dem wid rumours?
Fi real every minute yuh hear bout one more entertainer sey him crash and dead or him get shot smady stab him up.
Di latest a I-Maroon sey dem find him body inna bush a country and him head chop off. Di odda day afta di shooting yuh know how much time dem sey Oneil dead. Di singer a fight on and him a guh meck it, wi sey suh!
Posted by YardFlex at 09:32 AM | Comments (1)
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A who tief Charly Blacks car

A who really tief Charly Blacks care man. Bwoy dem people yah a gwaan x you know.
Yardflex understand sey dem tief di youth car a St Mary.
Wi understand sey him discover it missing bout 5:00 am when him ask a friend fi check pon it fi him.
Suh if unno si di Toyota Carollo whey Blacks driv anyway pon di road, meck sure unno link di police seen.
Posted by YardFlex at 08:14 AM | Comments (1)
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Seet deh now

People mi always tell yuh sey showoff bring disgrace and seet deh now, Ricky Trooper tail under fire. Cause him go hype up himself pon Youtube and a show gun …
well him sey a lighter gun, but di US people dem nuh believe dat deh story, suh nuh him under US probe.
Fi fi him sake, wi hope a never real gun. Ah bwoy, wi wish dem woulda just clean up dancehall image. Wi tiad a it.
Posted by YardFlex at 08:11 AM | Comments (4)
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Joe grind caught and killed

Check out this story in the Star. You have to careful bout who yuh cheat wid!
Joe grind caught and killed
A man is on the run and a correctional officer dead following a fatal stabbing at Phase One, Seaview Gardens, St Andrew, after the deceased was reportedly caught by the other at the home of his child's mother.
The incident occurred at an area of the community known as 'Vietnam' on Monday.
Dead is Michael Andy, 36, of the community.
Police reports are that Andy visited Eagle Pathway, another section of Phase One, to see his girlfriend around 12:45 a.m. when another man, said to be the woman's ex-boyfriend, turned up.
Police said an argument developed between the two men and a knife was used to stab Andy several times. He later died at the Kingston Public Hospital.
Residents, however, gave a different version of the incident, saying the deceased man was 'Joe Grind'.
They said the alleged attacker, who is being sought by the police, revealed the ordeal before fleeing the community. He reportedly told the residents that he suspected his child's mother and Andy were in a relationship and so he conducted his own investigations.
A source from the Seaview Gardens Police Station admitted to hearing the explanation.
Residents said the man spoke about hiding in the closet on the day of the incident and then met up with Andy when he visited the house.
The incident has since become the hot topic on the lips of residents, some of whom blame the deceased for his own death by claiming he was wrong to go to the house.
"Him should a neva gone there. Di baby daddy nuh live deh eno, but him always deh bout. Di yute should a smarter than that," another resident said.
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Face ready for face-off with Lisa Hyper

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DJ Face is ready to 'face off' with Lisa Hyper at this year's The Settlement scheduled for June 12, at the Kingston Polo Club.
"Mi talk to Tommy (Thompson) and him prepared to pay me what I want, so mi have to be a part of this show.
Mi nuh fraid a Lisa Hyper, the last stage show mi work wid her inna Negril, mi crush her corn dem wicked and the dancehall world know say mi have it," Face said.
DJ Face said that even though she has not been focusing on clash songs, she is willing to sit down and pen new lyrics to challenge Lisa Hyper.
"Mi ready fi this, mi born ready fi this, G Life to the world," the former Rising Stars finalist declared.
In the meantime, DJ Face said her combination song, Drive It In, featuring Gyptian, was doing well in the overseas markets, especially Japan.
"I am getting a lot of calls from Japan and from Trinidad about the song with Gyppy. It is very popular, we really need to do the video and promote it hard," she said.
DJ Face will be heading to Philadelphia this week to begin the promotion of the stage show called Jeans Out on May 22nd in Philadelphia. After that show, she will be flying to Canada to perform in Toronto and Montreal.
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What a poppy show?

But a wha dat we a read inn a di Star sah, sey LA Lewis a gi up sex fi a year fi focus more seriously pon him career?
Now di fuss ting, we wouldn’t even badda fi write dat story, cause it a di heights a comedy.
Now meck wi examine tings more closely…how unno know sey a nuh sex him can get meck him a sey suh.
Number two, if him have smady fi have sex wid, a who a guh deh deh fi talk sey him buss di vow.
Di next ting, him sey him friend dem a guh help him and stand by him through di rough period, a how dem a plan fi ‘help’ wi curious bout dat bad.
Well at least fi one no hit artiste him find a way fi get di cover a di Star wi haffi gi him credit fid at.
Maybe him shoulda share him secret with some more establish artistes cause dem have talent and still nutten nah gwaan fi dem.
Posted by YardFlex at 07:50 AM | Comments (3)
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KARTEL'S PORNO MOVIE 'CUMMING' SOON

If the deejay ting no work out, Kartel have another career in the
making as a porn star because mi ah hear say him have a full-length 60
minute movie wid a bag of woman, uptown, downtown girls, skets, go-gos
and bad man babymothers, you name it, the man have it pon film and ah
him ah the director.
Him film dem a tek sex inna dem mouth, a swallow and ah mek it spray all over dem face, the man have dem weak ah sort him out.
The man ah live a real celebrity life but him caan keep it to himself, and soon, the whole world ah go know, just gwaan check youporn.com, it soon pop up.
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Questions wi a ask

Wha govt a plan fi duh wid criminal
Chuck Fenda sey gash dem and light dem, but wi sey hang dem and nuh wait pon nuh long appeal either.
When you can a shoot five year old, and a slash dem throat, den dem pass all humanity stage. Govt need fi send a strong message now man, wi tiad a it.
Posted by YardFlex at 08:39 AM | Comments (1)
Questions wi a ask

What meck US Embassy a go hard suh?
Bwoy it come een like US embassy to partial when it come to denying visa.
Look pon di likka pickney dem from Spanish Town whey did waan go a track meet a Miami, dem just tun dem dung suh.
No iya dem a guh real hard fi true.
Posted by YardFlex at 08:32 AM | Comments (2)
Questions wi a ask

Who tief Mr Lexx gold chain?
But trouble nuh set like rain eeh.
Look how Mr Lexx beat di rape charge whey did a hang ova him head and now him inna barber shop a foreign and gunman rob him a him US$4500 chain.
But a dem deh expensive jewelery him a walk round wid pon him neck.
Obviously him nah watch TV and si di whole heap a cash for gold ad dem whey a teck ova di place.
Still a almshouse ting dat, but people, unno teck sleep mark death, nobadda profile wid tuh much a unno gold cause next ting dem ole tief get ideas inna dem head.
Posted by YardFlex at 08:25 AM | Comments (0)
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Questions wi a ask

Wicked, wicked wicked
A how come di gunman dem shoot di two schoolers dem suh and di church deacon.
Dem kill di five year old pickney, and now di father and teenaged daughter a battle fi life dung a MoBay. A how dem wicked suh?
Posted by YardFlex at 10:01 AM | Comments (1)
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Poor Flippa

Bwoy di only flossing Flippa Mafia a do these days is in whey ever dem have him inna lock up..
Poor soul, a wonda a who a live inna di big house whey him did a sing bout inna him song? If only him did remain patient and nuh badda try fi enter di US illegally. Everyting would happen in its time, cause him wife did done a file fi him.
But come to think about it a how come so much a wi dancehall DJ dem a get lock away, Buju, Flippa, Ninja…a hope no more cause before you know it, we won’t have any big name pon di stage show dem.
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« A woman’s real worth | Main | Website says Sandra Bullock divorcing James, adopting baby »April 28, 2010
Mr Lexx sexual abuse case dismissed; to do community service

Deejay Mr Lexx is jubilant that his sexual assault case in a New York court has been dismissed, however he will still be required to do three days of community service.
In October last year, the deejay was picked up at a hotel in Queens, NY, after a woman reported that he had forced himself on her.
He was arrested and his travel documents seized, forcing him to remain in the United States while on bail.
At the time of his arrest, his manager, Earlton Clarke had boldly declared that his artiste was innocent and it would be proven.
The arrest came at a point in his career when Mr Lexx was resurfacing and poised to make another breakthrough with two hot singles.
After nearly six months off the dancehall scene, Mr Lexx will have to work double time to get his career on a level.
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Nuffy a a go wed

Suh Nuffy a leave di single life behind and a tie di knot?
Yes star, wi a read it inna one a dem paper sey him done wid dat dey kinda life. Him a guh tie di knot wid him girlfriend of 11 years.
Di ongle ting wi a wonder is why a man haffi live wid a woman so long before him realize sey him can married to har?
From what we read no date no set yet, but him a plan big engagement party fi har on Saturday, May 29.
In a comment to the paper Nuffy said about his girlfriend "Melecia is real to me, she keeps me clean, she does all the things a man wants a woman to do. She massage my body; she cook my food; she burst bump inna mi face; yow, she bathe me!"
Well wi hope him doing all dese tings to har too and more – best wishes to them from Yardflex.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:40 AM | Comments (0)
Fowl free as a bird; Lena spreading her wings

Who could ever have believed that Fowl would be back in the place and he and Lena British are not together.
While Fowl was away, Lena was waiting ... and waiting ... and waiting. As a matter of fact, we are sure that Ce’cile sang the I’m Waiting song just for Lena.
Then when Fowl made his appearance, Lena took a vacation away from the island. Can’t really say whay that was so, but all we know is that the man himself has been seen at almost every session, always with a buxom browning.
And, we know that Lena friends must have told her, because when Lena returned the other day and step inna di session, she have everybody weak.
That little lace black dress was the ultimate statement and it showed off her gym body to perfection. Well, Lena British was always the fashionista and now she’s opening her own boutique, right upstairs her salon in Central Plaza. We know Lena’s going to get a lot of customers and we wish her all the best.
Maybe she and Spice and D’Angel can have a special link-up, as they are all boutique owners involved in entertainment.
Posted by YardFlex at 06:16 AM | Comments (0)
« Beenie Man - Swagga Mi Flow VIDEO | Main | DMX files law suit against company for stolen royalties »April 27, 2010
Trini police failed to keep out Ryno

The Express newspaper in Trinidad says that the police in that soca-loving island have attempted to block Jamaican deejay Blak Ryno, -- also known as Ryno Di Stinga – from entering the country, but their plan failed.
Ryno performed at a concert there on Saturday, and reports are that the event was well attended and went very well.
Acting Deputy Commissioner of Police Gilbert Reyes said he had written a letter to National Security Minister Martin Joseph, requesting that Ryno, whose real name is Romaine Anderson, be debarred from entering the country.
The artiste “managed to slip into the country even though the Trinidad and Tobago Police Service had been put on alert to prevent his entry,” Reyes said.
“Apparently by the time the letter reached the Minister, it was too late because he (Anderson) had already arrived in the country and was given clearance (by Immigration officials) to enter,” Reyes is quoted by the newspaper assaying.
Reyes says he is moving to block from entering the island, any regional or international artiste whose music contributes and appears to influence gang-related activity and behaviour.
“We are already trying to deal with that (gang-related activities) and we cannot afford any longer for these artistes to come here with their music, which influences and ignites gang behaviour, which leads to serious crimes being committed.”
And, while he did not name any of Blak Ryno’s songs, the Trinidad cop declared that Ryno’s “music has gang lyrical content and we do not want that here.
Anyone who has that type of lyrical content in their music, we are going to write to the government and ask that they be blocked from entering the country,” Reyes added.
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« D’Angel gets straight up with Versatile | Main | The Daily Word - Tuesday, April 27, 2010 »April 26, 2010
Stop call down gun shot pon Ryno

Why people so idle? The whole day Saturday we phone nuh stop ring off with news say Blak Ryno get shot inna Trinidad.
We hear how him and some Trini youth go inna a certain area and nex man try rob dem and end up shoot Ryno.
Fom what we hear, the promoter did haffi deh pon radio a tell people say nutten don’t go so and that Ryno would be performing at the show Saturday night.
Well, the show gwaan good and Ryno should be back in the island by now, safe and sound.
Ryno, just try build some good tune and focus pon you career, cause that is the only thing that can help you to move forward in life right now.
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D’Angel gets straight up with Versatile

Question: What is going on between D’Angel and Versatile?
We hear people a say how the two a dem sound good together pon did song and dem a say how the song too straight up wid man and woman business.
But it’s music still and dem really have a nice chemistry on stage, but with a song that name Me Need You, what you expect? We all see dem inna picture and it look like the real ting.
And Versatile a talk up di tings dem bout how Angel a di best person fi do the song. But people a wonder a how Versatile sound like Beenie Man so? And him slim just like Beenie.
A wonder if him can perform just like Beenie?
Posted by YardFlex at 06:56 PM | Comments (4)
« Bolt anchors Jamaica team to victory at Penn Relays | Main | The Daily Word - Sunday, April 25, 2010 »April 24, 2010
Mr Vegas, di Star story, poison and bare ray ray

What can we say? Dis ya one yah too much.
A bare ray ray inna di music business as Mr Vegas and him former manager start a war of words.
(Oh, by the way, when we say former manager, is not Chin we talking bout, is the one who tek over after Chin.) And we all know say once we call certain name is bare mix up and blenda.
Dat deh one have the mix up title inna real world and Mr Vegas have the mix up title inna the virtual world.
As we get it, last week, Star run a story how Vegas a go start website fi man who get rape. Now, if you really examine it, that don’t sound too right. But as it turn out a neva so Vegas say.
Of course, Vegas go pon Twitter and blast Star out of the heavens straight to hell.
Star did haffi run big apology bout it, but Mr V neva satisfied. Him go dung a Star and meet wid di editor and say di Star reporter fi get fired.
And then, Mr Vegas go pon radio and say how him former manager is the poison inna di biz. What can we say to that? Raaaayyyyyyy!!!! Anyway, di ray ray and the drama don’t stop there. Cause we know say di former manager must haffi respond inna some way some how.
And as to Mr Vegas, look for him on Twitter every morning as him rise says his prayer of thanksgiving to the Father, spends the day cursing out the haters the poison in the biz and then says his prayers at teh end of the day, after which he signs out and goes to bed.
Raaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
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« How Poor and Boasy a do | Main | Mo’Nique Reportedly Upset with Brother’s ‘Oprah’ Interview »April 23, 2010
Jah Cure for court Monday

Jah Cure found himself on the wrong side of the law again as he was arrested by cops in St Andrew North Police Division for smoking a ganja spliff.
The singer was granted $5,000 station bail and is scheduled to appear in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate's Court on Monday.
But seriously, what is one little ganja spliff, from our side it’s a total waste of time.
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How Poor and Boasy a do

Yeah man, Poor and Boasy teck di Magnum King crown and get a million dollar, but people a wonder if some big tings a gwaan fi him.
Cause between him trial whey pop up shortly after and spending $180,000 pon di wedding ring dem fi him 19-year-old university student wife, him must really a gwaan well.
Well wi nuh really si him pon nuh whole heap a show, but di yute have talent so wi a look out.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:37 AM | Comments (1)
Questions wi a ask

Whey dem plan fi duh wid Buju
Yuh know sey by the time Buju new trial date come bout on June 21, him woulda already spend six months inna lock up?
A wha really a gwaan doan star, it look like dem have a big plan fi di gargamel.
It come een like dem waan frustrate di hell outa him and all dese things. Well him did done sing sey is not an easy road and now we a si fi real.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:37 AM | Comments (1)
A wha a gwaan wid Ray Alexander and di artiste?

Bwoy wi listen one recording pon IRIE FM whey Vegas give it to Ray Alexander big time wid some dangerous allegations.
But whey wi a wonder is how di reporter coulda put herself and har station at risk by allowing the sentiments dem fi air.
A straight defamation wi a look pon dey suh.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:36 AM | Comments (2)
« The Daily Word Thursday, April 22, 2010 | Main | Sizzla is not on the run »April 22, 2010
What Claro doesn't say

By Rootzgirl
Digicel, Claro, LIME have all been bragging about their various benefits and for the most part there is nothing wrong with that. Customers should have the chance to to hear all the wonderful things as they enjoy the fierce phone servers competitiveness.
Being the owner of a LIME and a Digicel the thought of walkign around with three phones had little appeal in spite of all the adverts going around about the new phone company Claro...but they held my attention with the 'free call to two numbers - one local and one in foreign."
Now there I was thinking that I had a good alternative in international call with at least adding the number I call the most on the list.
I have since purchased a Claro phone with my husband being the only free number on it but must say I feel like I got 'stick up'.
Do you know that Claro's only gives you 21 days to use up the credit you bought? Unlike Digicel which has never given me a reminder on when to use up my credit or I would be unable to make calls (even if credit is still on my phone) Of course LIME does that too but they at least extend it to the month. Kudos to Digi, on this one.
Re the overseas free number, you have to maintain at least $200 on your Claro phone to make that free intl call.
Hmm, see why I bypass the free foreign number.
So all my phone peeps, just want to tell you that the next time you are making a choice, make sure you try to remember to "ask every little thing!"
Posted by YardFlex at 10:26 AM | Comments (3)
« Dr. Heather Little-White robbed again | Main | Yard Video »April 21, 2010
More porn from Vybz Kartel?
Kartel’s youtube channel is all about him and a lot of it is about sex. Kartel uses the site to get back at people who made negative comments about his recently released pictures of a youthful browning performing oral sex on him.
“Some people see mi pon de Internet and nuh like the picture dem...some bwoy weh from dem born nuh gyal neva su-k dem d--k yet. But the gal weh dem a f—k a my d--k she a su-k, and mi friend dem also. So all the haters dem weh nuh like it star, you know wah fi do,” he states.
This is filmed in a bedroom, which seems to be the same one in which the sexually explicit photos of Kartel himself were shot and the scene where former Gaza Princess, Lisa Hype shot her infamous picture where she was engaged in oral sex.
“Look at this room, oonu recognize it,” Kartel, with braces on his teeth asks as the video camera roves around the room.
Also taking place in the same room is the music video for the track, Turn ‘N’ Whine, featuring Kartel and a scantily-dressed, constantly-gyrating video vixen.
Reports are that Kartel sent the following message via BlackBerry messenger last night: “Vybz Kartel has a porn movie coming out called Beg you a f--k. Go to (name of website) for a ‘R’ rated trailer.”
Recipients are directed to Kartel’s very own YouTube channel where one can see a teaser of the upcoming release.
Reports are that one scene in the porn movie clearly shows the Teacha having sex with two girls.
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Opposition Senator released from hospital
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Opposition Senator K.D. Knight has been released from hospital after being involved in a motor vehicle accident in St. Elizabeth Sunday.
Mr. Knight was taken to the Black River Hospital for observation.
It is reported that Mr. Knight was returning to Kingston after attending a funeral when his car crashed into another vehicle.
"The vehicle was slightly damaged and he was taken to the hospital just to do some preliminary checks. I spoke to K.D. and he said that everything was ok it was just a minor accident," Mr. Pickersgill said.
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Bounty seeks alliance with God; follows Miss Ivy to church


Dancehall’s bad boy, and CEO of the Alliance, Bounty Killer, stepped out of jail last Friday and onto hallowed ground Sunday, as he worshipped in church beside mom, Miss Ivy.
Exchanging his legendary “cross, angry miserable” demeanor for “charming, angelic, mannersable”, Rodney Price held his Bible in his hand and participated enthusiastically in praise and worship.
While many of the worshippers at the Agape Christian Tabernacle Church stared at him in awe, Rodney maintained his composure during the service and listened attentively to the evangelists as they encouraged the congregation in committing to the ways of the Lord.
Towards the end of the service, the church leaders held a special prayer and consecration for Rodney right at the altar.
At the end of the service, church-goers and residents of the Gregory Park community crowded the dancehall deejay, some hugging him, others asking for autographs and some young boys just wanting to get their pictures taken with the Warlord.
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« Yard Chart | Main | Flight disruptions in Europe get even worse »April 16, 2010
Finally! Bail for Bounty … but his lover charged

Controversial deejay Bounty Killer, who has had more than his fair share of court-related woes, in addition to having his US visas revoked recently, was this morning granted bail in the sum of $200,000.00.
The deejay who had been arrested on assault charges, spent close to two weeks in police lock-up as he awaited hearing on the mater.
Bounty had twice been denied bail, even though the complainant, his girlfriend of three years, Kadeem Baker, had told the court that she wanted to drop the charges against her lover.
Meanwhile, in a somewhat ironic twist of event, Baker was charged with creating public mischief and could very well spend the weekend behind bars, perhaps even in the same cell just made vacant by her lover.
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What is a perfect relationship?

By Buffilous
Trust me, bwoy the way how tings a run right now, mi have to say that I have started doing some real deep thinking. Yeah man, these days mi stay inna mi space and a hold a meds as a ponder certain things about life and one a dem is “what really is a perfect relationship?”
Thinking about it, a wondering if such a thing exist on earth, are we as women setting ourselves – and men up for what can never happen?
Even the Bible tells you that there is only one perfect person and that is Jesus Christ, so how can we expect mere mortals to live up to this kind of strain?
Don’t ask me what has gotten me on this trend of thought, but if I dig deep enough I suppose I would have to take into consideration some of the failed relationships and the fact that they have been used as a marker for future ones.
We expect our men to treat us like real queens, but be honest do we treat them like kings? Do we just want to lap up their tender treatment as our due but don’t think it is just as important to shower them with the same kind of favour?
Oftentimes we say they disrespect us…and maybe they do. But we need to consider just what ‘disrespect’ is in the first place, it could be because we want to have our own way and he doesn’t oblige then we feel dissed.
No, I am not picking up for the men, I am just seeking something as close to perfection as possible.
With that quest, I have come to the conclusion that the only thing we can do is try for a good compromise, where we meet each other half way and try to achieve that “near perfection” if it is possible.
Is there such a thing as a ‘perfect relationship’?
No, don’t think so, but there is such as a thing as working hard to keep the love, respect and caring going in it.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:57 AM | Comments (4)
Check this out.

...if you are used to throwing away your receipts stop! You never know what evidence you are getting rid of. If you thought you had a bad deal in a purchased item, read this story and start making tabs now.
CAC secures millions for disgruntled consumers
The Consumer Affairs Commission (CAC) has secured $22.6 million in refunds and compensation for aggrieved persons between April 2009 and last month.
The CAC handled 2,138 complaints during the period.
They concerned the purchase of various goods and services.
Eighty-six percent or 1,834 of the cases were resolved.
During the 12 months just under 50,000 persons were impacted by the Commission's consumer education programme, and the agency conducted surveys to provide updated information on market prices.
The 79 surveys involved grocery, petrol, hardware, textbook and bank charges.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:51 AM | Comments (0)
« Bolt to hosts 32 wards of the state at JA Int Invitational | Main | Larry King files for divorce # 8 from wife number 7 »April 15, 2010
40 pairs of Clarks, Dawdie?

We haffi ask Kartel — a how you a move so Pardie?
Forty pairs of Clarks … all when him wear one a day fi a month, him still have some leave over that him don’t wear.
But still, we like what him say bout opening a store and all these things.
Nuff Clarks shoes a go sell inna Kartel store and the Clarks tune a go beat inna the customer them head. Just mek the best use of the Clarks season and gwan eat a food.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:28 AM | Comments (3)
« Will Buju’s June 21 drug trial be delayed again? | Main | Scenes from Fresh Pool Party »April 11, 2010
6 DIGICEL RISING STARS' HOST HOPEFULS CHOSEN

Sunday April 11; Kingston, Jamaica: After seeing hundreds of hopefuls during two open auditions in Montego Bay and Kingston over a week ago, Digicel Rising Stars’ producers have chosen the top six candidates in the race to become the new host of the popular television show.
The chosen six are: Kemesha Bolton, Cameka McRae, Deidre James, Julie Malcolm, Terri-Karelle Reid and Lady Rennae.
Kemesha Bolton
The first Digicel Rising Stars’ host hopeful to face an audience will be Kemesha Bolton as she’ll be holding things down at the Clarendon audition in May Pen on Saturday April 11. Kemesha who is from Kingston is a student at Mico University College where she is completing a bachelor’s degree in Primary Education.
Kemesha says she’s excited about facing the Clarendon audience and she’s looking forward to having a great time in May Pen: “I’m definitely looking forward to it, I love television, I love hosting and performing.”
Kemesha says she’s nervous about facing the crowd on Saturday but she has been practicing: “I’m very nervous about the audition but I plan to do my best. I’ve been in front of the mirror everyday practicing, trying to think about the things I love about the show and how I can make them better.”
Cameka McRae
The next day the Digicel Rising Stars auditions will be in the sunshine city where Cameka McRae will get her chance to shine. Cameka says she’s happy to have been selected: “I’m excited, I just can’t wait to show Jamaica my bubbly personality and that I’m capable of being the next host”.
Cameka who is from Portmore says she doesn’t think that hosting a show in her home town will give her an edge: “I don’t think it will, I don’t think it’s easier either and I would be comfortable hosting in any of the five locations.”
Cameka who is a television producer by profession has a communications degree from Northern Caribbean University.
She is quick to point out that she’s a church girl with spunk who is not afraid to speak her mind: “What you see is what you get. I’m very real. I don't think I'm better than a soul. I like to think I speak my mind most of the time. I’m very creative and I have a wild imagination and I'm not afraid of new things.”
Deidra James
The Digicel Rising Stars team is on the north coast with week two of auditions in Montego Bay and Ocho Rios. The Montego Bay auditions is on Saturday April 17 at the Wexford Hotel and Deidra James will be performing hosting duties. Despite growing up in Kingston, Deidre is no stranger to the north coast as she was born in St.Ann.
Deidre is probably best known for working as a presenter on Fame FM. She says she hopes that experience will help her in the drive to be the next Digicel Rising Stars host: “I've always had an affinity for entertainment, hence my natural drive for the industry… I do have some experience in TV & broadcasting, so that may work to my advantage, hopefully.”
Deidre says she plans to bring lots of fun and excitement to the audition: “I really just want to be myself. I truly enjoy making people happy and making them laugh, even at my own expense, in fact, MOSTLY at my own expense.”
Julie Malcolm
On Sunday April 18 at the Hibiscus Lodge in Ocho Rios, Julie Malcolm will be putting her best hosting skills on the line trying to win over Jamaicans.
Julie who is from Clarendon says she went crazy with excitement when she was told she made it to the top six: “I felt like screaming and rolling on the floor and I actually did. Seriously though, I felt humbled that out of so many qualified applicants; even television presenters that I admire, the judges chose me...wow!...I still have goose pimples.”
Julie says she hopes the experience she’s garnered from teaching for over a decade and entering several competitions helps her shine on the Digicel Rising Stars stage. She’s also banking heavily on her personality to help win over voters: “My warm and bubbly personality enables me to connect with people from varying cultures.”
Terri-Karelle Reid
The final host hopefuls Terri-Karelle Reid and Lady Rennae will take the mic when the Digicel Rising Stars auditions come to Kingston for back to back shows at the Girl Guides Headquarters on April 24 and 25.
Former Miss Jamaica World Terri-Karelle Reid will take control of the Saturday audition and she says she’s looking forward to a big day: “Day one of the Kingston Auditions usually has one of the highest volumes of hopefuls. I plan on being myself: spunky, bubbly, down-to earth.
I think it is very important to have fun with it but also relate to the participants and create a relaxing vibe and a comfortable environment for them so that they can put their best foot forward when facing the judges (which can be very intimidating).”
Terri-Karelle says her reign as Miss Jamaica World in 2005 has given her a platform to showcase her personality and be a public servant which has prepared her for several challenges including this one.
Lady Rennae
Digicel Rising Stars wraps up Season 7 audition shows with day 2 of the Kingston auditions hosted by Lady Rennae and she can’t wait to see what Kingston has to offer.
Lady Rennae says she thinks she has a good chance of being the next Digicel Rising Stars’ host: “I'm a person who loves music and am a great supporter of Jamaican talent...with all the chaos and excitement that will be taking place in the competition, the auditioners really need someone they can feel comfortable around and the voters want someone real and relatable.”
Lady Rennae points out that she’s been in the media industry since her early teens and now, as a stable presenter on Fame FM and RETV, she says she’s quite comfortable behind the microphone.
Despite coming pretty close the last time Digicel Rising Stars was looking for a new host, she points out that this time things will be different: “Bwoy last time I was so in awe of it all, but this time I'm going to show the Digicel Rising Stars audience and the producers of the show more of Lady Rennae, more of my charisma, versatility, charm, raw talent - and most importantly the professionalism required for a show of this calibre.”
Jamaica will get a chance to see Kemesha Bolton, Cameka McRae, Deidre James, Julie Malcolm, Terri-Karelle Reid and Lady Rennae host Digicel Rising Stars’ auditions when they air on TVJ starting on Sunday June 13. Rising Stars’ fans will then be able to vote and choose who they want to be the new series host.
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Will Buju’s June 21 drug trial be delayed again?

It’s been four months since reggae singer Buju Banton has been behind bars in Florida awaiting trial on drugs related charges and, for the second time, the trial date has been postponed.
The trial had been scheduled to start April 19, after Banton requested that date. Without explanation, and much to the distress of lawyer David Oscar Markus, who represents Banton, U.S. District Judge James Moody changed it to June 21.
"We really want to go to trial and were ready to go on April 19," Marcus is reported as saying.
Markus filed a motion asking the judge to reconsider the change.
"We have been working very hard to be ready for this date," he wrote. "We have potential witnesses flying in from Jamaica who have made their plans. We have made our flight and hotel plans. We have lawyers on the team flying in from Houston and Washington, DC, who have also made their flight and hotel plan.
"Perhaps most importantly, Mr. Myrie is in custody and wants to go to trial as
soon as possible."
Buju's legions of fans are disappointed with this new date and hope that come June 20, the judge will not issue a new date yet again.
Posted by YardFlex at 11:04 PM | Comments (9)
Ministry of Justice clarifies KD Knight’s suspension
KINGSTON (JIS) — The Ministry of Justice has sought to clarify the the suspension of Senator KD Knight on March 26, 2010 for two sittings of the Senate.
According to a statement from the ministry, the discussion which has taken place has focused primarily on Senator Knight's offensive references to Senator Dorothy Lightbourne, Minister of Justice and Attorney General and discussion as to whether he should be given an opportunity to be heard in regard to his use of offensive language to Senator Lightbourne.
The fact of the matter as recorded in Hansard, is that Senator Knight was directed by the President of the Senate to withdraw the offensive statement, which he refused to do, and instead picked up his papers and walked out of the Senate.
This was the more compelling reason for the disciplinary action taken against Senator Knight.
No amount of opportunity given to Senator Knight to respond could avail him in justifying his gross disrespect to the President of the Senate.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:56 PM | Comments (1)
« Jah Cure sings the visa blues | Main | Today's Daily Word - Saturday, April 10, 2010 »April 09, 2010
Kadeem want tek Killer fi gal clown or what?

After Bounty Killer girl Kadeem .. yeah, the same tall browning who dem call Hennessey and who related to a next entertainer ... yeah, after she mek police lock up Killer, she now a say she sorry cause she never mean it.
But how the story so conflicting?
One minute Killer a beat her up cause she tell him say the relationship done, then now that Killer inna jail and cyan get bail, Kadeem a talk up a next set a tings how she and Bounty want to get on wid them life – TOGETHER. A what really a gwaan. She saya di first time that Killer ever lick her (wink, wink) and everybody know how fi Bounty hand nimble and don’t join church.
So a really love him love her so? But everybody know say him did love and still love Angel and that neva stop him from kill har wid lick.
But, back to this model girl name Kadeem. It come in like say she waan tek Killer fi gal clown. But like Killer say, Kadeem know what you a do.
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Jah Cure sings the visa blues

The recent cancellation of the US visas of several prominent Jamaican performers, has inspired international reggae star and SoBe/Danger Zone recording artiste Jah Cure to pen the visa blues and record the track Save Yourself.
It was 12:05 am on April 1, 2010, so Jah Cure naturally assumed the Internet news he was reading about the United States cancelling the visas of several top Jamaican dancehall artistes was an April Fools' Day joke.
He said: "I couldn't believe that the Jamaican government or the US government would violate the privacy rights of citizens and publish their legal names, their birth dates, their actual Jamaican passport numbers and their US Visa Control numbers, I did not believe it."
Sadly, by mid-day on April 1st, the news was official -- the US Embassy in Kingston, Jamaica had cancelled the visas.
While sitting in his living room, Jah Cure said he began to hear the words of his idol Bob Marley singing: "Get Up, Stand Up, Stand Up for Your rights." Cure immediately felt inspired and compelled to go on record, so he headed straight to the studio and recorded Save Yourself as his message to Jamaica and all Caribbean nations.
In the opening lines of the song, Cure exclaims: "You can't change my pride, you can't take my power.
" Jah Cure urges his Jamaican and Caribbean brethren to save themselves, to save their countries, to save their economies, to save their families, and to save their children.
A line of the song is telling: "We must 'Save Ourselves' ... we must save ourselves from Babylon."
Cure believes that Save Yourself is an appropriate song for the circumstance as he says: "We cannot depend on Big Brother to help us, we must depend on each other and ourselves.
Jah Cure said he is releasing the record via the Internet hoping it will challenge his Jamaican brethren to stand up for their rights as he chants at the end of the song: "We have come too far to turn back now, we cannot let them take our freedom or our pride. They can never hold us down."
Save Yourself will be released online today
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Plenty food for Lady Saw, Ele, Chino and Assassin?

With the recent cancellation of the visas of top deejays Beenie Man, Bounty Killer, Mavado and Aidonia – and remember that Sizzla, Kartel, Busy, and Jah Cure do not have US visas – it has been felt that those artistes who are still eligible to fly will be eating a lot of food.
Artistes like Lady Saw, Elephant Man, Assassin, Chino and Voice Mail would naturally be high on any promoter’s list as main acts on dancehall shows/festivals. But according to booking agencies, this is not so.
Bookings agents are reported as saying that the cancellation of visas of the top artistes has affected the entire music industry, making promoters a bit wary of booking even those acts who still have visas.
“The entire music industry has been tainted,” is the message from the booking agents.
Promoters are nervous, and this is justified as there is a strong possibility that they can book an act for a show next month, only to hear a few days before the show that the artiste’s visa has been revoked by the US embassy.
The fact that the embassy is giving no explanation as to why the artistes’ visas were revoked has set the entire industry on edge.
People are afraid to travel because they might turn up at the airport only to hear that their names are on ‘The List’.
“This is mashing up the industry, and we can’t allow that to happen. We just have to find other markets to explore.
Artistes like Busy Signal and Kartel have been eating good food despite their ban from entering the great America, so artistes haffi just rise and know that them can’t allow Merry Macka to keep them down,” one artiste manager said.
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The female deejay still has her US visa

The rumour mill has been spinning out of control with reports that a certain female deejay has been added to the list of artistes whose US visas have been revoked.
But, according to sources close to her – nutten don’t go so. The artiste recently went to Florida and returned without any problems.
“She fly out and come back good good and nobody neva harass her,” the source stated. Well, that’s a relief.
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A how di artiste dem tek over the news so, Dawdie?

Bwoy, it come in like we cyan keep up with the artiste dem and how dem a dominate the headlines.
Imagine a man like Louie Culture inna wrangling and then him also pick up a gun shot; then it was the All Fool Day revelation say the US revoke some a dem visa and it look like that just set things in motion.
The next ting was that Mavado crash, then police lock up Bounty fi beat up him woman and a bag a tings. A Wednesday before Killer go back a court, and maybe the judge still don’t give him bail. Ninjaman inna jail fi one year now and him go a court this week and still don’t get bail. And then the Ras Junior Reid plead guilty to selling liquor without a licence.
We still don’t understand how the Ras ting and the liquor ting mix up and blend up, but all we can say is that it is the new world order.
It come in like say one week cyan pass without the artiste dem involved inna some court ting.
We a mek a appeal to all the artiste dem fi mek we start hear some positive tings inna di news. We a get tired a di mix up mix up.
That not putting reggae and dancehall music on top.
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Jail time a waste time

What a way Bounty Killer gwaan have to spend another week in jail?
Even when the girl whey him lick sey she not interested in pressing charges gainst him, dem still remand him till di next court date.
Dats why wi always sey temper a nuh good someting, cause anyting yuh duh have consequences. Di ongle advice wi have fi Bounty is fi tell him sey, jail time a waste time, so him fi just pree di dollar sign and stop getting cross, miserable and angry.
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Poor Ninjaman

Boy it seems that Ninja Man will not be seeing the light of day any time soon. He was again remanded when he appeared in the Supreme Court yesterday. The DJ is set to return to court on April 23.
Ninjaman, whose real name is Desmond Ballentine, his son Janeil, Dennis Clayton and Seymour Samuels, have been jointly charged with the murder of Robert Johnson, who was shot and killed in Tower Hill, St Andrew last year.
Police alleged that the four were in a grey motorcar, which drove up to Johnson’s home at Marl Road and fired several shots hitting Johnson.
Ninjaman, who is being represented by attorney Norma Linton, appeared in court with his face bushy and his hair unkempt.
No application was made for bail by his attorney and the case is set to continue on April 23.
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Junior Reid and him spirit license

Bwoy Junior we glad yuh never stretch out di whole courtroom drama and just plead guilty and done sey yuh never authorize fi a sell nuh liquor.
nuh you a di first and yuh certainly nah go be di last whey caan wait pon di official ting fi sell the goodly liquor. $2000 a nuh nuten fi yuh pay, so wi know di serving time wouldn’t come into the deal.
Well di ongle question wi haffi ask is, why it teck so long fi get a license fi sell liquor? And if you do it illegally till permission come, a $2000 fine worth it, cause by dat dey time yuh done sell whole heap more dan data ready!
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Daryl Vaz son enters not guilty plea

The son od Daryl Vaz, Information Minister, who is on a drug possession charge appeared in the Corporate Area Criminal Court on Tuesday.
Adam Vaz, 18, pleaded not guilty to the charge as the court was told that the forensic report was still outstanding.
The young Mr. Vaz was arrested on March 26 in possession of ganja at the Tinson Pen Aerodrome in St. Catherine.
He was preparing to board a flight to Montego Bay, St. James when his luggage was searched and a small quantity of ganja found.
He was charged and later released on $10,000 station bail.
He is to return to court on May 19.
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Bounty cross real bad

Bounty Killer who has been described as cross, miserable and angry most times is living up to that reputation it seems as he is now behind bars for beating his girlfriend.
The DJ will be going to court this Wednesday, April 7 to answer to charges of assault occasioning bodily harm. Bounty will then know his fate.
The DJ was recently in the news when his name appeared on the list of artistes whose visas will be revoked.
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Where is Flippa Mafia?

The rumour mill has been churning since two weeks ago, spitting out various things about the Flossing King, Flippa Mafia.
First we heard that Flippa was in Jamaica lying low, waiting for his papers to come through. Then it was said that he had gone back up to the US safe and sound.And now, there is word that the deejay has been detained at the Miami Federal Detention Centre in Florida.
The rumour mill has it that Flippa was trying to get into the US through another route when he was held.
Right now, information is sketchy, but what we do know is that Flippa has not been answering his phone for nearly two weeks and has not been responding to emails and text messages.
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Ricky Martin admits to being gay

Ricky Martin is no longer denying the rumours: He’s gay.
In a statement posted via Twitter in both Spanish and English, and later confirmed with his representative, Martin said: “I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.”
For many, Monday’s announcement will come as no surprise; the Livin’ La Vida Loca singer’s sexuality has been speculated about for years. But the Puerto Rican star, who got his start as a child in the teen group Menudo, never directly addressed it and was usually seen at events with beautiful women on his arm.
Martin, 38, said he decided to reveal the truth after working on his memoirs helped him realise that he had to be free with himself, and not keep any more secrets.
“From the moment I wrote the first phrase I was sure the book was the tool that was going to help me free myself from things I was carrying within me for a long time.Things that were too heavy for me to keep inside,” he said. “Writing this account of my life, I got very close to my truth. And this is something worth celebrating.”
Martin said one of the reasons why he kept his homosexuality hidden was because he was told by some that it would hurt his career. While his US career peaked after the release of his 1999 self-titled English album, a multiplatinum success that included the hits Livin’ La Vida Loca and Shake Your Bon-Bon, he is still a hugely successful Latin artiste.
“Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth,” he said in his statement.“Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for my decisions and my actions.”
Martin, who is the father of two boys born via surrogate in 2008, said he couldn’t continue to hide his sexuality now that he is a father: “Enough is enough. This has to change.”
Martin’s book is still a work in progress.
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Questions wi a ask ?

Kiki new job
Rising Star former Chill Room host Kiki said she had a better offer that’s why she left the show.
Now we wish her good luck on her new ventures but still people a ask if she a suh it guh or she just saving face? Don’t hate us we are just di voice of di people.
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A who thief Flexx from TOK jewellery?

Dats di million dollar question but the artiste sey him want dem back and he will leave no stones unturned to reclaim them. According to Flexx this act took place while he was on his way to US Virgin Island to perform. After leaving his luggae to be tagged and put on the plane, he discovered when he reached his destination that the jewellery was missing. Well people him a chaw fire, so whoever teck it, bring it back.
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Kartel: Deejay, gangsta, or porn star?

Check out this article that appeared in today’s Observer. It maad!! Just had to bring it to your attention. After reading it tell us which of the titles you would give Kartel, DJ, porn star, or gangsta!
Kartel: Deejay, gangsta, or porn star?
Deejay Vybz Kartel surely knows how to grab head lines (no pun intended.) He has positioned himself as the top deejay locally and last year released a slew of songs which ensured that he claimed the coveted DJ of the Year title for 2009.
Kartel, as the self-proclaimed President of the Gaza and the leader of the now crumbling Portmore Empire, has had his fair share of criticism as being a 'gangsta', just like many deejays of this era have been labelled. However, the name Gaza speaks for itself, as the Gaza Strip which borders Egypt and Israel is known for some of the fiercest gun battles between the Palestinians and the Israelis.
Kartel has been accused of (and has denied) beating wayward members of the Portmore Empire into submission and the recent shooting up and fire-bombing of deejay Blak Ryno's house sent tongues wagging. Blak Ryno subsequently released a song in which he said the he was not "him pickney" and therefore had no right to beat him.
In September 2008, Kartel was picked up by police and questioned in the death of Christopher 'Nunu Puss' Miller, whose bullet-riddled body was found in Bernard Lodge, St Catherine. Kartel's Norbrook house was also raided by the cops. However, he was released without charge and subsequently declared his innocence. He was reported as saying then, "A jus some people a try mek it look like Kartel a di evilest man inna di world."
Kartel, in true deejay style proclaimed that he would write a song about that particular tribulation. He has however done so many songs since then, that it's hard to recall whether or not he kept his promise. But the theme of his songs, however, have been constant -- guns and sex. Included in his repertoire is a popular song dedicated to the "girl dem inna di go-go club', in which he vividly describes oral sex, an act which is considered taboo within the dancehall.
Late last year, Lisa Hype, while still a Gaza Princess and the aspiring First Lady of the Gaza, was booted from the territory when pictures surfaced of her performing this illicit activity on a man whose face was hidden. A release said that "The members of the Empire have unanimously agreed to end our professional relationship especially in light of certain 'developments' that have come to our attention regarding her overall conduct, conduct that is not consistent with the decorum expected of a member of the Portmore Empire."
After that mouthful from Kartel, who wouldn't be shocked when pictures surfaced late last week of him being the recipient of the very act for which Lisa Hype was kicked out.
Kartel, to put it mildly, had the Internet -- Facebook, Twitter and even mediatakeout.com -- blowing up last week when two photos of himself and two female companions indulging in oral sex in separate incidents. Many asked the question online if Kartel had quit deejaying and had turned into a porn star.
And here's what Kartel had to say about the picture on his Twitter page: "Why should these photos cause such chaos when everyone an dem mumma kno that Vybz Kartel is the 2 Live Luke of dancehall. Haven't they been listening to my lyrics all these years?"
Interestingly, rapper 2 Live Luke's latest album, (2006) was a triple disc featuring glorious titles such as My Life & Freaky Times, The Best of Uncle Luke's Freak Shows, Foreplay aka the Introduction, Luke and Mike Tyson: Saved by P----, Beauty and the Bestiality and Golden Shower Weekend.
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The Henny will flow on Fridayz at Burlington

The already popular Hennessy Fridayz, which joined the exciting mix of weekly and bi-monthly events on February 19, will have another edition this Friday night at its 36 Burlington Avenue home.
This event, which initially was intended to be staged weekly, will now take place every other week. “One week on, the other week off,” is how the promoters described the event.
The organisers are emphasising, however, that patrons need to come out early to party and enjoy their drink of choice — Henny.
“Ladies will be free before 12 midnight, and our cut off time is promptly at 2:00 am,” the promoter explained. “The first few weeks, the vibe has been great, but the only problem is that by the time the crowd gets into the venue, its lock off time. So we have to stick by the letter of the law … come out early and we will all have a grand Henny time.”
This eagerly anticipated event, which is held at a location right across from Stone Love HQ where Weddy Weddy is held each Wednesday night, has gained momentum in a relatively short time and has been given support from a the dancehall fraternity.
Keeping the juggling intense on Friday will be Supa Hype, Foota Hype and ZJ Liquid as special’s guest.
And, as a special give-away, the promoters say “buy a Hennessy and get a Canei free for the ladies”.
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Wet Sundaze Reaches for Greatness!

It’s been one year since Wet Sundaze debuted on the social calendar, creating quite a stir among partygoers as one of the most hyped and popular weekly events.
The brainchild of promoter Darren Virtue, Wet Sundaze will, this Sunday, March 28, 2010, be a celebration of the one-year anniversary and will see patrons partying with a new bottle in their hands: Guinness.
The launch of Guinness as the premium sponsor of Wet Sundaze is not to be missed as patrons will embody the Guinness lifestyle: ladies making bold choices, and the men on top of the world, and not afraid to show it.
As a dynamic and diverse brand, Guinness is armed and ready to bring Wet Sundaze to the next level, by introducing some new elements, like live music once per month.
Gary Dixon, Brand Manager for Guinness, is confident that with this changing of the guard, Wet Sundaze and Guinness are on a journey to GREATNESS.
“As one of the biggest and most-hyped weekly parties, we couldn’t have asked for a better collaboration. Guinness is a strong brand, and we needed a party that could handle that and match it,” said Dixon. “Guinness is, of course perfect for any occasion with greatness in every drop.”
Guinness Sundaze is set to drive the energy, passion and grass roots sensibilities that embody the Guinness brand. It keeps its usual venue, at AutoVision on 8 Hillview Ave, and this Sunday, March 28, gates will open at 10pm. cates, Stakeholders, friends.
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Vybz Kartel nuh easy

Bwoy wi nah tell nuh lie how come photos wid girls a gi Vybz Kartel blow job nuh stop circulate pon di internet?
Di last time Lisa Hyper picture show she a go dung pon him now here comes a next one wid another girl a gi him a job. But how come him look suh bored like nutten nah reach him?
And di nex ting a suh every time dem a alone a gi him job, him nuh do it back to dem?
Wha happen nuh photo nuh out deh wid him a dweet? Jah know star a time fi woman meck him use him han and jerk off an nuh gi him nutten cause him a high risk fi pleasure, cause even di simple act a sex might just end up pon di internet tuh.
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To all odda entertainers

Dem sey you must teck sleep mark death and a dat wi want to tell unno dat who nuh clear up dem tax ting betta duh suh now.
Wi understand sey whey dem a guh duh from now on is leave names of not just entertainers,but business people and anybody else who owe tax a di airports and at the embassies sey dem barred from leaving the country. Caan sey mi nuh warn dem.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:47 AM | Comments (0)
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Di Ras dem must stop beat woman

So di fada so di son, him fada was a ooman beater/A same so him come.
Is this woman beating thing genetic or what? All we know is that it don’t look good. And to think that both the father and the son a big big Ras.
But we love how the lickle sistren fight back and neva gwaan like she a no weakling. A strength we say, straight. But how him fi beat her ... beat her?
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Sometimes you must just kibba yuh mouth...

Whoever says honesty is the best policy should see the results for those who practice it. Yeah man Kiki thought she was doing a good thing when she came out and confessed that she was a drug mule and did all documentary on it.She said she wanted to be an example to young people that that is not the way to go. But seet deh now, she will not be in the chill room when the next season of Rising Star returns.
And nuh tell wi sey a true she a guh have baby. Woman flexible nowadays, dem bounce back and look good afta dem give birth.l No sah a just true she go let go dat dem drama whey did guh dung inna har life.
But come to think of it, a pure new faces a go deh pon Rising Stars, Yendi nah come back either so is a new host too. Meck wi si how it pan out nuh.
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THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
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A which artiste gun butt him bredda?

Unno done know sey Yardflex deh pon top a di game when it come to hearing di latest scoop out deh.But sometimes we just haffi ask question cause wi caan too talk up di tings dem suh, who know, know and if when unno read and waa check out di ansa den a suh it guh.
Di big question wi a ask is which artiste gun butt him bredda and put on some decent lick pon top a it tuh. Jah know star yuh must can find di cure f idem type a behavior deh.
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Seven devils let loose as Trooper disses Chin, Bounty
Selector Ricky Trooper had a bad case of ‘Vybz Rum Moment’ in Atlanta over the weekend and it seemed as if all the seven devils of hell were unleashed.
Trooper stood up, rum glass and gun in hand — yes, a Glock if you please — and gave a drunken, expletive filled recitation that was shocking, disturbing and totally uncalled for. And what made it even more pathetic was his continuous demand for the video director to “Mek sure say oonu put this up pon youtube.”
First of all, Ricky Trooper is no youngster in the business; he’s been there and done that, and for Trooper to behave in this manner is pathetic. He is clearly angry at Chin (from Irish and Chin) for not putting him on the World Clash and figures that the best way to get back at Chin is to call him battyman.
(Trooper, that is so gutter. You were beaten good and proper at the Guinness Sounds of Greatness Clash, so just take you beating and try build back your sound. The fact is that you do not qualify to be a part of the World Clash. That is strictly big man thing, and your behavior shows that you are anything but. Chin would be out of his mind to even think of putting you on the World Clash.)
At his age, Ricky Trooper should be trying to set an example for younger selectors and for his children “who a no jacket cause a him f--- and get dem”.
Why is he calling up Bounty’s name? If Trooper wants to pledge allegiance to Kartel’s crumbling empire, nobody is stopping him.
Ricky Trooper, sober up and accept the fact that you are no the number one selector. Not now … not ever.
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If you taking the blame

By Buffilous
Unno si how long mi a cool and nah chat nobady business? Well fi tell di truth mi kinda did a kip myself to myself cause whether yuh believe it or not after a while people problem just meck yuh get depressed. No matter how yuh did deh inna yuh good mood some a yuh friend come to yuh wid dem story and by di time dem done talk yuh depress nuh backside.
Dats why mi try fi kip outa di mix up more time, but nuh matta how mi try sometime mix up find mi! Like dis sistren a mine whey mi got she and fi har man a have major troubles. She deh wid him from wappy kill Phil and mi tink sey dem have dem tink sort out proper by dis, ongle fi mi find out sey har man nuh have no regard fi har madda and she nuh teck tea wid dat deh kinda behaviour at all.
Imagine har madda a get married and him a lick out gainst har going to the wedding.
Yuh nuh get nuh lower dan dat at all. But mi sey she fi go cause a one madda she got. Den pon top a all dat him nuh stop accuse har sey she a guh a har madda country fi go have sex all over di place.
Him nah sleep wid har again cause him claim sey she start aready and all dese things.
Now mi friend hopping mad cause she sey since as she a get di blame dis as cheap she play di game and gi him a whole heap a bun fi di Easter season.
Still mi tell har sey she fi just hol it in and nuh badda go sleep wid nobaddy just fi spite him.
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Police lock off Weddy

Di people dem a wonda how di police dem so bias and unfair. Dem just go in and lock off Weddy Weddy di odda night. A di wus ting bout it a did Wee Pow birthday and all dat, dem couldn’t even sey alright, happy birthday, we a ease yuh up tonight. Di nex ting dem waa fi know is how come a certain place dance can kip til mawning, not to mention stage show can go on until sun a pelt people skin and dem nuh touch it.
Donkey sey di world nuh level and it look like a true.
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A whey a Peter Phillips sin

Bwoy from Desmond McKenzie meck di statement a one function whey him did a speak sey Peter Philips fi easy himself cause he is not without sin, everybody a wonder a which sin him have a hide. Yeah man wi all know dat politicians a nuh saint, but wi caan wait f idem buss out dem one anodda secret. Talki up di tings man di country waan fi know.
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FAKE JAH CURE FACEBOOK UNCOVERED

March 19, 2009 Kingston Jamaica:-The recent discovery of a fake Jah Cure Facebook page has forced Jah Cure’s management to take a zero tolerance in protecting Jah Cure’s intellectual property. The page which was connected to the email ‘universaljahcure@live.com’, since been taken down by Facebook,sought to lure unsuspecting fans and promoters with promises of dubs and information on the artiste. The page also offered booking services for the artiste.
This fraud was brought to the attention of Danger Zone Music Group (DZMG) by an unsuspecting promoter from Belize who paid for dubs through this page and when the dubs weren’t furnished approached DZMG querying the transaction.It was at this moment that the promoter realized that he had been scammed.
CEO of the Danger Zone Music Group Delmar ‘Della Danger’ Drummond while upset about the situation believes promoters need to be extra care
ful when dealing with international transactions with artistes, he stated:“Only DZMG, SoBe Entertainment and Caribbean Entertainment are authorized to handle Jah Cure's bookings.I would like to extend my sincerest apologies to whoever has fallen victim to this scam but we have to be ever vigilant as with the advances in modern technology many nefarious characters are using the web to rob innocent unsuspecting persons”.
DZMG has acted with urgency in seeking to curtail the proliferation of fake Jah Cure pages on social networking sites like Facebook. The company will also cooperate with legal authorities in anyway possible to ensure that the intellectual property of Jah Cure is not violated.
DZMG wishes to advise those interested in legally procuring Jah Cure material to contact them at delladanger@gmail.com.
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True Confession

The road not travelled…
We all have to do what we have to do to survive and I am no different. I figured a long time ago that I wasn’t cut out for the books and I was damned if I was going to be left behind. From high school days I had a problem dealing with maths and those things. I knew I wasn’t gonna make the cut to graduate and all those wonderful things so in fourth form I befriended my form teacher who luckily was a man and in all honesty he tried to coach me in my books, but it became clear to him also that I was a hopeless case. I sensed he was about to throw in the towel and that’s when the brilliant idea came to seduce him…and that I needed no special lessons for!
From then he was putty in my hands. He marked up my grades, somehow managed to make me look good in school. But questions were asked when I left high school without one single subject against the fact that he always had glowing reports about me. But that wasn’t my problem, he had served his purpose.
After high school I made sure I socialized with the right kind of men and soon I was placed into a very good job…yes with no subject and not too bright upstairs either. But I had the wickedest slam and it was serving its own purpose.
Sleeping with the boss ensured I kept moving up…but then his wife got suspicious and started making a nuisance of herself.
I realized I could use that scenario to my advantage and so I told him to allow me to run one of the branches in the country and that way he could tell her there was nothing between us so he was transferring me, that she could feel more secure. I made a show of course of protesting and acting as if he was being paranoid and I didn’t want to leave!
She bought it hook line and sinker and from then on we set up our own little love nest when time allowed. It’s been almost 10 years now and I am still not married and that branch shut down due to the economy.
I now have to be living off him because I have no qualification to apply for anything with substance. Now I would give anything to have done things differently. I only share this story to let you know that your body can only take you so far in life…so don’t make my mistakes.
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Vybz Kartel studio closed

Yeah man afta all a did passa passa whey gwaan a did studio di people dem inna did area nuh stop complain till di KSAC people dem come lock it down.
Wi dun know sey from yuh have yuh money yuh can go to any studio go record, but tink bout di convenience and dem ting deh whey dem did have a di facility.
A hope wherever dem go dis time dem memba fi have good behaviour and nuh carry di bad vibes wid dem again.
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Ky-Mani didn’t mean to hurt Marley family with Dear Dad tell-all book

Ky-Mani Marley, one of the sons of reggae legend, Bob Marley, has written a new book claiming he was deprived of his father's fortune for years unlike his half-brothers and half-sisters, sparking a row that could trigger legal action, a report carried by AFP says.
Ky-Mani Marley's Dear Dad hit booksellers' stands February 6, when the late reggae icon would have turned 65.
It has quickly become a major headache for this 34-year-old son of Marley.
Ky-Mani, aware of the family squabbling it could unleash, tried to delay its release, and to tweak the content. but he failed.
Now, there is a dispute between Ky-Mani Marley and his editor Farrah Gray, a young businessman of 24, over the truth of content of the book. Their clash could end up in court, both told media in the United States and Jamaica in recent days.
"The book was not an attack on my family. I love my brothers and sisters more than anyone can know," Ky-Mani Marley, a Jamaican actor and musician who is the son of Bob Marley and table tennis champ Anita Belnavis, said in a statement on his MySpace page.
The book says on its cover that it contains the "story the Marley family apparently didn't want you to know".
Among other themes, the book claims its author was kept from accessing his fathers' fortune by Marley's widow Rita. It also claims Rita Marley tried to keep the money for her children with Marley while denying financial support to his children with six other women.
"I did not expect that Dr Gray would have unprofessionally and maliciously twisted my words or use things that were discussed in confidence to create controversy in an attempt to sell a book," Ky-Mani Marley added.
"During the final edit of the book, I spoke with my sister, Cedella, and I advised Dr Farrah Gray that some changes had to be made and until the changes were made, I was not willing to do any promotion for the book," the author added.
But the editor was unmoved by what he said was the younger Marley's backtracking.
"His denials have thrown me and the publishing company under the bus. I didn't write his book, I published it. This is his story; these are his words and now I have to prove it," Gray argued.
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Popcaan alive and poppin’

Portmore Empire deejay Popcaan wants the world to know that he is alive and poppin. This following rumours over the weekend that he had been shot and killed.
"From Saturday, it ah get stink say mi get shot and mi ah wonder who is trying to perpetrate this rumour but I just want the fans to know that I am alive and kicking. I am not dead," he is reported as saying.
Popcaan is widely regarded as the artiste most likely to carry the banner for the next generation of young artistes emerging out of the Vybz Kartel-led Gaza camp.
Boisterous and fun-loving, Papi, as he is called by friends, has found a commercially viable hit, Nuh Ordinary Girl, which has been blowing up all over FM radio over the last couple of weeks.
The song, which appears on the popular England Town riddim, is a big fave among females. He also has a controversial single called Sell We Out which labels departing ex-Empire member Blak Ryno a traitor. One of his most popular song is a Clarks song alongside Vybz Kartel himself.
"The fans dem can look out for great things from Popcaan this year, the Empire goes on and on and on."
He was detained last week Thursday in a raid on Father Romie's Exodus studio in Havendale, but was released later that night.
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Black Ryno wha a gwaan

Wi friend dem from foreign link wi and tell wi sey Ryno did fi perform a two show inna di States over di weekend and him neva turn up. Dem a ask wi question whey wi couldn’t ansa. Dem a ask wi sey if a true sey Kartel seize him documents through him walk whey from di camp. Wi nuh know, but wi hope not cause it bad if yuh waan stop a nex man food.
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Whey Q duh Ele

A wha Q45 do Elephant Man meck him stop go ova di studio. Fi real a coulda wha cause it. Dem two deh a come from far and fi him just huff and puff suh and stop go ova deh…no sah. Dis a one mystery Yardflex waan fi solve. A wonder if it have anyting fi duh wid di ultimatum whey Ele did gi him one time bout a certain artiste?
Posted by YardFlex at 08:39 AM | Comments (1)
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Poor Lisa Hype

Why Lisa nuh stop defend sey she put di c..k inna har mouth. Everybody know sey she dweet aready dem seet inna paper and pon di internet. Suh it it neva surprising dat when she a defend it dung a Negril dem boo out har backside. Still she a try suh unno just gi har a break seen. She young dem fi just advise har fi cool it.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:13 AM | Comments (5)
« Today's Daily Word - Sunday, March 14, 2010 | Main | Michael Lee Chin heng on to rich list by did skin of him teeth! »March 14, 2010
Di man dem say Kitty fi go a gym

How some man so billias? After Miss Kitty have up herself as the Fluffy Diva and she a dress sexy and a try change round the ting and mek fat look good, and all these tings, some man a talk bout Kitty go a gym. Dem say bout how a lazy Kitty lazy and she fi stop hide behind the ‘fluffy’ act and start shape up. Dem say like how Kitty face cute and ting she fi mek her body start match up. But we say a bad mind dem bad mind. Fluffy to did flippin werl!!!!!
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« Mad Dog still a bark | Main | Scenes from Weddy Weddy »March 11, 2010
MAVADO FLOPS KARTEL INNA NEGRIL

Last night, the show inna Negril wid Mavado and Kartel sell right off, the place cork, ram till people ah spill outside and they were treated to a great performance by the Gully Gaad, the man just a get forward after forward after forward, the ting did madddd. But people, mi no know wah happen to Kartel? Mi nuh know if ah the hype ah get to him, or the whole heap of controversy wid everybody ah leave, but the man pap down, no energy at all. In fact, ah just one real forward him get and ah when him walk out. Wah a gwaan wid the Gaza? People, mi still ah say Gaza, but something no right, dem need fi go consult the Grandmaster and sort out the b....cl..... ting.
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Mad Dog still a bark

Bwoy, it well sticky pon Tori Shaes artiste, Mad Dog; everybody a call di youth fi find out if him dead. Just true police kill a man who name Mad Dog, the artiste phone nuh stop ring off. Luckily, Mad Dog is alive and well ans still a bark. Ruff … ruff!
Posted by YardFlex at 10:49 AM | Comments (0)
Cut out di dutty clash song dem

Wi just a send out a warning dat di female artiste dem nuh pick up whey Mavado and Kartel drop off. It nuh look good dem at each other’s throat like dat. Wi tiad a di on stage cas cas and di whole heap a song whey dem a sing a throw diss words at each other.
Fi tell di truth dat’s why wi rate artiste like Lady G and Macka Diamond, no matter who a throw dem word, dem just a do dem ting and go through. Dats not the way to go, dis crab in a barrel attitude wid di female artistes dem a get a real ugly star.
Posted by YardFlex at 08:49 AM | Comments (3)
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Want to stay in the US, say you gay

A Jamaican man who was on the brink of deportation got that decision reversed when he told them that he was a homosexual and is afraid to go back home as he was scared they would kill him!
Bap bap! That was the key word to have them showing him mercy. Blow wow it really serious star.
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Artistes and their expensive ‘mantourage’

Check out this story in today’s Jamaica Observer, it mad! I find it really funny. For people who are so straight, how come they have so many men hanging around? And why do promoters give them so many arm bands? If they want their ‘mantourage’ to come to the show then let them pay for them and not for backstage passes either!
THANKS to comedienne Elva for introducing the word 'mantourage' to the dancehall lexicon. What a wonderful word to describe an entire 'district of men' who walk aimlessly
behind homophobic artistes swearing loyalty and devotion and who have to be clothed and fed.
It's a regular thing to see artistes roll into a stage-show with a bus load of people and when we say a bus load, we mean a bus load. Just watching them bail out is an experience in itself. It's just people on top of people -- in some cases it looks like at least four persons share a seat made for two. And this is the norm for deejays like Vybz Kartel and the Alliance.
At the recent Follow Di Arrow stage show in St Mary, the horse and pony show with the 'mantourages' -- fortunately there were a few women to balance off things a bit -- was something else. As soon as Alliance/Gully artistes worked and made their exit with their district in tow, in came the Gaza mantourage with what looked like a never-ending stream of people.
The backstage area could hardly breathe.
While enterting the venue, we observed young act, Deejay Face -- remember her from Digicel Rising Stars? She arrived with her mantourage in tow, a whole coaster bus 'full a people' all duly accredited.
At events like these, the mantourage's presence is clearly the promoter's expense, as they usually have special armbands that sometimes give them even more access than working press. Repeatedly, artistes and promoters are at loggerheads because the artistes make what promoters consider unreasonable de-mands for up to 50 backstage passes. And, what is even more distressing is when all 50 persons think it's their right to follow the artiste on stage. We have witnessed some royal battles between mantourages and stage managers.
That aside, however, there is one fascinating thing about mantourages -- they have to be maintained. How on earth do these artistes manage to feed so many hungry mouths? Day in day out? There are stories of artistes who, on their way from stage shows with their mantourage spend up to $35,000 just buying food at the popular food stops.
Our survey has shown however, that 'Dada' gets it right.
"Every day Dada mek them put on one big pot and full it up with dumplin, yam, banana and is that them eat with some veggie stew. And him buy things in bulk -- like the 100 lb bag of rice, flour sugar," one source close to Judgement Yard explained.
And then, there is their obligations when they go to "foreign" to buy clothes for the mantourage and their families and to give them hard cash as well. And we won't even mention the unmentionable.
Considering all these expenses, perhaps the artistes could make a case for themselves when the tax collectors come a-calling. The money they spend supporting these men and their familes should qualify artistes for some kind of tax break.
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People a fret

Nuff people fraid fi go a US embassy now. Because a whey a gwaan wid di Jamaican and di US government dem a wonda if dem fi pay dem big big money and go embassy go look a visa. But wi nah tell nuh lie, it woulda hard f idem fork out almost $11,000 fi apply fi a visa and it just guh dung di drain suh. Still wi can tell dem sey dem fi still try cause wi know sey no matter what it is still a business. Yuh tink sey dem want it to come down to a case whey nobady nuh apply? Den how dem meck money fi pay dem staff?
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Steep rent

Star dem did wicked to Rhyno no backside yuh nuh. A after dem blaze him apartment wi realize sey him did a pay nuf nuff money more dan di rest a tenants dem inna di same complex. On average dem pay $35,000 but Black Rhyno bill did a $60,000 whew, yuh si sey dem did really tink is a high risk.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:16 AM | Comments (5)
Alaine leave di Ship?

A buh faas wi faas, but from di odda day people a pree wi a ask if Chino and Alaine a still one item, dem hear sey di two a dem nuh so chummy. So straight, a true or a just rumours?
Posted by YardFlex at 09:09 AM | Comments (0)
« Vegas work permit cancelled | Main | Blak Ryno does tell-all song »March 03, 2010
Lisa Hyper’s friend kicked at Follow Di Arrow

Female deejay Lisa Hyper, is cross, miserable and angry that a member of Bounty Killer’s entourage kicked her female friend on Saturday night after the stage show, Follow Di Arrow.
A former member of the Vybz-Kartel-led Portmore Empire, which has maintained a at-daggers-drawn relationship with Bounty’s Alliance, Lisa Hyper issued out the ultimate diss to Killer during her set.
“Bounty a junky and him go St Thomas go ride monkey,” the petite dynamo said, in obvious reference to obeah practices, and the crowd roared. This, however, was swiftly followed by stout rounds of boos, which Lisa took in her stride.
“When mi get boo me just laugh, cause a music,” Lisa said.
Things, however, got ugly as following Lisa’s exit from stage the Alliance hangers-on decided to take matters in their own hands.
Prior to she and her friend leaving the venue, the young girl was held and kicked by one of the clownies.
“But mi friend see him face and me see him to. And I don’t want anybody to think say because mi leave Gaza anything change. I could come to Follow Did Arrow with a hundred man, but I never choose to,” Lisa declared.
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« Today's Daily Word - Tuesday, March 2, 2010 | Main | What a scare a passport office »March 02, 2010
Leave wi alone

Dem ketch two women a New Habour housing scheme a dance love song together inna dem living room and when di neaighbour a flip up bout it, di women dem sey, "leave wi alone, a wi a pay wi mortgage."
Dat a true still a dem a pay dem mortgage, but dem coulda exercise likkle discretion and do dem ting in privatte. Father help us cause wi nuh know what a guh happen to dis yah likkle island with all a di brazenness whey a gwaan.
Posted by YardFlex at 11:04 AM | Comments (9)
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Bam Bam a Follow Di Arrow

What a bam bam a Follow di Arrow Saturday night a James Bond Beach. Ikay guh pon stage and pick pon Macka Diamond and bring up Unicorn fi gi har some strength tuh. Den Stacious go on next and she talk up a bag a tings. Suh when Lisa Hyper teck har on, Stacious was more dan ready fi di war and she empty everyting inna Lisa Hyper and fling har sexual practices inna har face.
Whooi it did too much, wi caan wait fi di DVD come out dat unno can si fi unnoself.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:56 AM | Comments (0)
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50 Cent's Big Sex Tape Mess

Everybody who's anybody in Hollywood has a sex tape. So no wonder 50 Cent felt the need to join da club.
But now the MC is in a heaping pile of trouble for allegedly splicing himself (in his bewigged guise of "Big Pimpin' Curly") into X-rated footage of a Florida woman doing the nasty and then posting the clip online.
Sure, it might result in a lawsuit, but there's no doubting Fiddy has some mad comedic skillz.
As for the legal matter, filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, the offended party, Lastonia Leviston, claims the rapper used her name and likeness without permission by publshing the video on his website, thus causing her severe emotional distress after it, um, spread virally online.
Leviston alleges that she and her beau, whose face is blurred out in the Fiddy version, "videotaped themselves engaging in sexually explicit activities" in June 2008, per the New York Daily News.
Although the dude purportedly promised to destroy the tape, he instead "transferred or sold" it to 50 Cent, according to the complaint. Fiddy then turned it into a comedy routine that also mocked rival rapper Rick Ross (for example, Fiddy's commentary notes the initials "R.R." tattooed on Leviston's chest, and indicates they refer to Ross).
In a later radio interview, Leviston also accused the hip-hopster, real name Curtis Jackson, of labeling her a "call girl," causing her further embarrassment.
Her complaint seeks unspecified damages. Neither Leviston's lawyer nor the rapper's manager were available for comment.
Posted by YardFlex at 11:10 AM | Comments (1)
« A who a di parents | Main | VP Records Signs Joan Andrea Hutchinson »February 22, 2010
Which DJ get ketch a gi oral

Whoo! if wi laugh wi pop up, a which DJ dem sey him woman walk inna him apartment anmd ketch him a nyam out one next girl. It nuh easy at all cause dis yah DJ gwaan like him a bad bad smady and him lick out gainst dat deh type a sex it nuh funny, So yuh can imagine how she did shock. All di same wi nuh surprise cause a few a him girlfriend dem always a sey how him do it, now wi know sey a nuh lie dem a tell.
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A who a di parents

We sey whey di promoter fi di Settlement a sey him neva allow nuh pickney inna him dance and a lie di police a sey dem round dem up from di dance. Di question wey wi waan ask is whey di pickney parents dem deh. Dem just lef di house and come out go a dance and nuh ansa to nobady? A nuh police job fi monitor pickney, a parents.
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War f words at Follow Di arrow

A which woman a guh mash up di place a Follow Di Arrow Saturday, bwoy Macka Diamond look like she deh pon di warpath with Unicorn and Ikay and she sey she a guh kill everyting. Plus wi hear some odda sounds from more DJ...wi caan wait fi si
Posted by YardFlex at 11:51 AM | Comments (0)
« Shebada Party | Main | Scenes from Alliance Happy Thursdays »February 19, 2010
A whey drop dung pants man dem a guh suh

Bwoy, wi love di new issue whey a come up caan done. Di man dem whey a wear pants drop dung under dem batty soon find demself inna trouble. A how dem a guh manage now? Cause di new law sey if dem pants nuh ‘draw up’ proper and dem underpants and brief left outa door, den a straight jail fi dem.
Posted by YardFlex at 11:40 AM | Comments (4)
Shebada Party

A how di hell suh many cross dressers come out a Shebada party sah. A whole heap a tongue a talk and sey if it was a big homo party. Mi sey yuh fi si di picture dem, you couldn’t tell a who a woman from a who a man. Backside unno realize sey sooner or lata woman nah guh find nuh good clothes fi buy cause di man dem snap it up.
Posted by YardFlex at 11:37 AM | Comments (15)
How come?

A which New Kingston nightclub police swoop dung pon because dem have illegal connection? Jah know star, di economy have everybody a way dat a big respectable club like dat coulda a teck dem kinda risk deh fi end up face embarrassment. But a how come suh much people haffi a tief light suh sah?
Posted by YardFlex at 10:33 AM | Comments (0)
« Today's Daily Word - Wednesday, February 17, 2010 | Main | DJ Roll Call »February 17, 2010
Question wi a ask

Milk a DJ?
But a wha dis fada, Milk a do di DJ ting now, a ongle one question wi waan ask, Milk yuh sure yuh ready fid at dey life deh. It a come dung to some cut throat ting ya now. Dancehall nuh really nice again cause as far as wi can si is pure feuding, left, right and centre. Well, meck wi hear why yuh a sey nuh and si if you can kip up wit di pace.
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« Today's Daily Word - Tuesday, February 16, 2010 | Main | Charlie Sheen's Wife in Rehab »February 16, 2010
Nuff man a get beat up

By Joan Wilson
Whoie! Mi just read one story in the Jamaica Observer and it have to do wid di fact dat a whole heap a man a Jamaica a get beat up by dem woman. Yes man, nuff man whey yuh si wid all kinda a bruises whey a tell yuh how dem haffi dust out a bwoy and tings, a lie Nutten nuh guh suh, a dem woman deal wid dem wicked a way.
"It is very difficult to get statistical evidence on the issue," deputy head of Fathers Inc Solomon McCalla told editors and reporters at the Observer's weekly Monday Exchange meeting yesterday. "The men will not come forward and say that they are being physically abused."
Senior policy analyst and male desk representative at the Bureau of Women's Affairs Dave Noel Williams, said the abuse of men by women is far more widespread than thought. He said he had counselled about 10 men, ranging from age 23 to their 40s over a nine-month period last year, who had been abused by women.
"What they will tell you is that the women beat up on them, but then they come back now to justify and say, 'a me do it first', or 'a me say something that she never like', or 'a me tell her that she couldn't go somewhere'," said Williams, while pointing out that most men do this because they want to give the impression that they are still in control.
He pointed out that most men prefer that their story remains a secret, because for the most part being abused by a woman is considered a "shame" or a "sin" in Jamaica.
"It is taboo, so men will not go forward and say that they are being abused," he stressed. "If it should be written any at all in the paper or even be on the news that a man has been abused and he comes forward for help, then he is going to be seen as a wimp, to put it nicely, and that's very, very nicely."
But big and serious if man woman a buss dem ass, dem fi guh police and meck dem lock up dem backside. Dem fi memba sey if a did di man a duh it, dem woulda lock dem up, so whey good fi di goose, good fi di gander also. A suh mi sey.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:19 AM | Comments (3)
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Artiste nuh buss got yet and have attitude

But a which "good up good up" artiste a gwaan like sey she meck har name aready inna di business. Bwoy dats why some business man fi watch how dem invest dem money. Cause life can be rough outaroad deh mi a tell yuh. She guh a Follow Di Arrow launch and gi diva behaviour, gwaan like she betta dan others. One piece a sinting, Queen Pauls grab di mic and teck di launch. A good fi har. Mi a tell yuh but neva si come si, it nuh pretty at all. Girl if you know whey wi know yuh just humble yuhself, come offa di high horse whey yuh deh pon and tank God fi di manager whey yuh got, before him drop yuh and people sey A who!
Posted by YardFlex at 03:30 PM | Comments (3)
Merciless diva behavior mek him get a propa boo a St Thomas

A why Merciless did dung a St Thomas a gwaan like say him a big prima donna? Bout him a send out War Waiter fi defend him gainst Gabriel because him think say the lickle artiste no inna did same league with him. Well, St. Thomas people neva do do a betta thing than boo Leonard good and propa. If Merciless neva want did clash him should a neva turn up a did event and have Nuffy dem a call up him name inna clash tings. We see it say Merciless frighten when the lickle youth start reel off lyrics because it all look like Leonard neva prepare fi did onslaught. And did mix up people dem just love it. Gabriel, you buss way like a beigie kite!
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Question wi a ask

Wi a wonda if di wonda whey cause di ruckus a Uptown Mondays and all cause di promoter son fi get stab if she gawn back to har man yet. And if him really have di heart fi teck har back. Big and serious both woman and man fi stop dem games still ynuh.
Posted by YardFlex at 11:58 AM | Comments (0)
Cash Plus crasses

Di Cash Plus people nah gi back di investors dem money, no sah, dem just have it stash some whey and lef people fi suffer. Yuh si if dis ya government did a gi people hard time like whey Madoff inna US get, dem woulda a play cat and mouse game with people livlihood.'
Posted by YardFlex at 11:38 AM | Comments (0)
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Paula nah romp; Lisa Hyper ready

What really a go gwaan a did Settlement ova St Thomas on Saturday? Nuff people did a say Queen Paula dun out and she no have no lyrics lef, but it look like a lie dem a tell. Paula a gwaan abd and a sharpen up her tongue fi everybody. Right yah now, Queen Paula no have no friend, every female deejay and singer is her enemy, so people, oonu haffi watch out fid a one yah. But, oonu nuh write off Lisa Hyper either, cause we know say she very swift pon her tongue. It’s gonna be hell and powder house inna St Thomas.
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True Confession

How I stole my sister’s man
I have always been a family person. I spend my whole life, trying to be there for everyone, but sometimes I think they just take advantage of me. I would try to get ahead with my plans and find that they have to be placed on the back burner because of some need or other in the family circles. The thing is that I am not the one who is considered ‘hot’ when it comes on to my sisters.
There are four sisters of us and the other three are light complexioned and real beautiful, me I am the dark one and on the fat side. Sometimes I feel a bit insecure, cause they often make comments like, “bwoy sis, yuh haffi fi guh settle, cause you short bad inna di shapes department .”
It would make me upset, cause truth be told, I am the only one who went on to college and actually have a good job, The other three well…their jobs don’t make one. One is a cashier, the other works at a fast food restaurant and the smallest, one minute she is working the next she is not.
But somehow they always seem to find some man who they can con.
Well their lifestyle never bothered me before, I was too busy trying to get ahead. I finally managed to pay down on my house and moved out.
Two wanted to come live by me but I told them no, they need to put down roots themselves. She made a spiteful comment like, “gwaan that’s why you nah guh have nuh man”. I laughed and said something like, “Please I could have yours if I want him.”
You should have seen the scornful look she gave me before bursting into laughter, “you…in my shoes, man you must think a lot more of yourself than I gave you credit for.”
That hurt. Maybe it was then that the seed was planted into my head that I wanted her to eat her words.
I started go places where I knew her man would be, ‘accidentally’ bumping into him, cracking a few jokes and then saying bye.
Her man was going to UWI and when he found out that I had already done the same course he was pursuing , he started seeking out my company. While helping him, we had a lot of fun times. One night he looked at me and said, “You know that you are a really cool person?”
I didn’t say anything, just smiled and told him to hit back the books. From my other sisters, I heard how she was complaining that her man was paying her much attention. She felt he had someone else in his life. She said how he kept asking her if she isn’t going to upgrade herself.
I smiled to myself. Good it’s time she knew there were some men out there who won’t always be satisfied with just a pretty face. He wanted substance, which I had.
One night things went beyond the books and before we knew it, we were making mad passionate love, rolling around on the floor, sweating, pumping away.
Man it was the best sex experience I had ever had.
When it was over, he told me he was going to leave my sister…cause even before he started hanging with me, he was turned off by her lack of ambition and way she constantly put down people.
Suffice it to say, when she found out I was the one her man had moved on with, she cussed and ranted, calling me a traitor and a slut. But I do not regret it. I may have started out to spite out, but truth be told I really fell in love with the guy. We are now engaged and in another three months we will be tying the knot.
If anyone judges me, that’s their business, while they are wasting their time cussing…me I am going to be happy.
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Viagra fi life!

Bwoy we a read a story in the Chat! and we really doan know what's worse. Fi get lifteime supply a Viagra or miss out on natural arousal. One Courts truck lick down this man when he was 19 years old and him lose part of him leg, plus him caan function properly inna di sex department.
Now him a 26 year old now and still caan function properly without the help of Viagra. Him teck di case a court and di furniture giant a go foot di bill to di tune of $1.53 million in a court ruling last month.
Him have couple more millions fi claim from dem but all we have to say is that somethings money caan meck up fa. Every time you want one erection yuh haffi fork out di viagra.
Drivers wi a beg yuh please be careful and stop mash up di likkle straight man dem wey left inna di country.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:45 AM | Comments (2)
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Beyonce's Dad Has A Love Child!?

Mathew Knowles has been confirmed as the soon-to-be baby daddy of Alexsandra Wright's child, the woman who filed a paternity lawsuit against Bey's dad back in October.
Beyonce's mom, Tina Knowles reportedly knew about the pending beh-beh for "a couple of months" and doesn't even want DNA proof because Mathew already confessed to the affair.
Sources say Tina "particularly bitter" about it because the whole debacle is "so humiliating for her."
Poor Tina!
Posted by YardFlex at 08:53 PM | Comments (0)
« Today's Daily Word - Friday, January 01, 2010 | Main | Sizzla Kilonji arrested »January 29, 2010
Lisa Hyper talk up di tings

Bwoy people still a talk bout did wicked interview whey Lisa Hyper do pon Irie FM on did programme name Entertainment Buzz. Mi sey she was so real, she just talk whatever come to har mind and when one caller phone in and ask har sey if a did first time she a go dung pon a man, wi did swear sey she nah go ansa, but nah sah, she admit sey a nuh did first! Fi real, yuh caan get nuh realer dan dat. Wi nah lie a nuff nuff people call in pon did programme and big up har status. Yeah man from how it sound Lisa Hyper gone clear.
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« Scenes from Hot Mondays | Main | Today's Daily Word - Wednesday, January 27, 2010 »January 26, 2010
What's the real deal ?

Vybz Kartel sent out a statement to say that he did not order Gaza Kim to be beaten, he also made it clear he does not condone this type of behaviour. Now all we want to ask is: What happened to the men who beat Kim and her brother. Are they still on the Gaza strip.
If Lisa Hype was kicked out because she was not sharing the same vision of the crew, what will happen to the thugs who beat Kim at the studio - going against their boss principles in not beating women?
We sincerely hope that Kartel lives up to his standards and if as he says he does not sanction Kim's beating discipline those who dared to 'violate' his orders.
If they are still there...then we have to wonder about the sincerity of his stance that he didn't have anything to do with it.
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« Hard time a lick artiste | Main | Gramps, India.Arie to give 'therapy' at the EME Awards »January 22, 2010
A who fah pickney?

Bwoy a di biggest debate inna di streets right now and dat is a who fah pickney whey Jah Cure did tink a fi him. Mi sey di amount a name whey a call up inna dat deh raffle deh nuh pretty at all. Big name artiste all none artiste.
A whey really a gwaan star. But di number one questions whey Yardflex waan fi ask, dem neva listen to Buju Banton song whey sey cover yuh willy and doan be silly. What if some a dem girl deh whey a sleep wid more dan one entertainer did have AIDS a how it woulda guh...a suh much entertainer woulda have it tuh. No sah, dem must teck sleep mark death. Dem too careliss wid dem health if you ask we.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:19 AM | Comments (2)
Hard time a lick artiste

Bwoy it come een like sey hard times a lick a certain big name artiste. Cause nuff promoter always sey him a one a di reasonable ones dem when it comes on to pricing and working with di programme. But wi talk to bout three promoters recently whey sey dem couldn't believe him coulda do dem dat. Di man sig off pon di contract with a certain price and money pay up and ting and him nuh do nutten but wait till di day of di show dem dan call up di promoter and meck dem know sey him nah go pon di stage unless dem gi him some more money.
Now straight up a ediot ting dat. If yuh set a price, stick to it.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:11 AM | Comments (4)
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BABY WATCH BEGINS

People, it STICKY pon dem. Rosie and Gordene were best friends and then mateys, but here comes the kicker, dem coulda be 'honorary babymammas' as well because two ah dem did a sex Chino at the same time. But anno fi him name alone ah call. Nuff man nah answer dem cellphone today and suddenly dem Blackberry BB nah work, dem fraid say dem get the teary-eyed call say 'I think that you're the father of my child'....WHOI, MI BODY! Dem a raffle up and ah pick. Mi hear say ah the Warlord himself used to pay her rent over Oaklands at exactly the time when she breed, that's why de people dem use white-out and write up a bagga tings pon her wall. Promotions money caan pay the 35g a month rent, who dem a ramp wid? Dem caan trick mi. Killa can pick up same batter ears sometime yu see? Beenie Man sleep inna the bed weh him buy Angel, and see it happen again, how Bounty so salt? Mi body!
Posted by YardFlex at 11:14 AM | Comments (1)
Dem Artist salt eeh !!

Boy what’s with these artistes and women who can’t seem to tell the truth where their pregnancies are concerned. First it was Rosie passing her baby on to the wrong artiste and now conscious singer Jah Cure has to swallow the bitter pill that the woman he was caring for and supporting during her pregnancy, the child is really not his. Hmnn we have to wonder how the daddy will turn out to be. Check out the official statement from Jah Cure’s camp.
OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM JAH CURE
:-There have been recent media reports about a DNA test result that involved Jah Cure. While not wishing to join the media circus that has ensued because of these revelations, Jah Cure wishes to outline a few facts and settle the matter once and for all.
Jah Cure has supported the mother throughout her pregnancy and had his father and manager be with her at the time of delivery in the US. His support for her throughout this period was unwavering.
Before the birth of the child Jah Cure requested a DNA test, a request which the mother refused. Despite this, Jah Cure continued to support the child and the mother.
Now that the DNA test has been done and it has been shown that he is not the father, Jah Cure wishes to move on.
The fact is that the most important individual in this whole affair is the child and the longer that this continues the more damage is being done to the child. Jah cure will not now abandon the child but wishes that the media respect the privacy of the parties as the child is indeed innocent and did not contribute to the mistakes of the adults involved.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:31 AM | Comments (4)
Piracy hurt

Bwoy the tiefing ting a gwaan a way star. Imagine Ity and Fancy Cat DVD out and di people dem pump in a lot a money inna di venture and before it even have time fi soak di market and dem can even meck back whey dem put in di CD deh a Canada a sell fi $5 when it supposed to legally a sell fi $15! No star, a whey dis piracy ting a guh end. It hard fi yuh put suh much inna one ting and den have people a rip yuh off, left, right and centre.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:30 AM | Comments (2)
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Gas dem and light dem

By Rootzgirl
Just when you think the news could not get any more disgusting come along something else that absolutely turns your stomach. In Tuesday’s issue of the Star there is a story about a 10 year old girl who gave birth and the child died three days later.
Now the weird thing about it all is that the story claimed no one knew she was pregnant until she was in the seventh month. They only discovered this when she fainted in class and was rushed to the hospital, it was then the discovery was made.
Now what I want to ask is this, how is it possible that she could be pregnant for all of seven months without so visible signs.
How closely was she being monitored by her mother that morning sickness, missed periods and all that passed her by.
When exactly did she get involved with a 30-odd year old man that the mother missed out on all the dialogues and stuff like that.
Of course children can keep secrets but a child that young should have been under tighter control.
The whole Mountainside community in St Elizabeth should bear the shame of this deed as someone must have noticed some inappropriate behavior. Check out some of the story:
The child's father said he is distraught about the incident because he was not given custody of his daughter when he attempted to take her into his care.
"I filed for custody for my daughter but I did not get her and she was given to her mother," said the man.
He also said he does not get to see his daughter because he is a man who does not tolerate foolishness.
A senior cop attached to the Black River Police Station told THE STAR that the matter was being investigated; however, the officer was tight-lipped about the case.
The child's father told THE STAR that the child delivered the baby in December and the baby died three weeks later. The angry father said that he was not even told about the baby's death until two weeks after.
According to the father, his daughter fainted at school and was rushed to the hospital when it was revealed that the child was seven months pregnant.
"How could she be seven months pregnant and no one knew, that makes no sense," said the confused father.
The child's father is begging that the culprit be brought to justice as no one in his right mind would have sex with a 10-year-old girl.
Posted by YardFlex at 08:03 AM | Comments (10)
From one brother to another

By Buffilous
Now mi know unno tink sey mi faas and mi love people business, but mi caan help it, if it always a come mi way. Is not like mi guh outa mi way fi get it. Then again maybe di ongle solution a fi change mi friend dem, cause dem eva have some mix up tings either a gwaan inna dem life or inna dem friend life.
Well di latest passa passa come from dis girl whey inna wi crew. Di ongle ting a can sey is dat she really a gwaan out and bad. To birdcage, mi neva know sey woman coulda bad and disgusting suh.
This girl a deal wid two brothers and fi mek it wus one a dem inna di freaky ting like anal sex.
She a play round wid di two bredda dem and from wha mi get is like one a dem nearly lose him mind ova har and yuh tink sey she woulda care. No sah, dat nuh stop har from a go from one a dem bed to di nex.
Di wus ting is dat from one a di brother a deal wid har a pure saltness a follow him. Him all talk outa him mouth sey it look like she jinx him, and you woulda tink sey him woulda si di light and step.
Di odda day she dey a Rebel Salute a gi out him photo and him CD.
Mercy, if a laugh a pop up, no sah, dem two brodda yah need fi open dem eyes and smell the roses, cause it nuh pretty at all.
Posted by YardFlex at 07:53 AM | Comments (2)
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What’s this world coming to?

By Rootzgirl
If I ever had any doubts that we are in end times then they have been dispelled by the kind of news I have been seeing lately. There are wars and rumours of wars, mothers against daughters, earthquakes in divers places and fathers against children.
The latest comes in the case of a 45-year-old dad who is now in court for allegedly killing his 16-year-old son. Allegations are that the teen went to visit his father who is a chef for lunch money to go to school. An argument developed and the father used a blunt instrument to hit his son in the head. He fell on the ground and started throwing up, the dad called his daughter to come and take her brother to the hospital, the youth died the following day.
Now the father’s lawyer is claiming that he didn’t hit his son and yes the child came to check him for lunch money and he left and went to get it and when he returned he found his son on the ground.
The father is remanded in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate’s Court.
I don’t want to play judge and jury here, but the story is filled with more holes than a strainer! It’s sad though that some fathers can’t willing fork out money to take care of their kids. If they are no longer in a relationship with the mothers then they should make it their duty to ensure the children’s needs are taken care of.
I’m tired of reading about kids being ill-treated or not properly taken care of. We are losing too many of our kids, it’s time that adults bat for them.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:31 PM | Comments (3)
Beenie flop DeMarco a Coke Zero

Right now, we don’t know who fi blame — Beenie, Ele or the organizers of the Coke Zero concert. While we agree wid Ele say Beenie shouldn’t go up pon stage Saturday night and flop DeMarco and tek the rest of the show fi himself, a di Coke Zero organizers we haffi blame deso. Cause a must dem did give Beenie the mic fi go pon stage. And some people a say a DeMarco call him up. But we don’t tink say DeMarco coulda so fool-fool cause him did have him set done plan out and after Beenie reel off him bag a tune no time neva left fi DeMarco fi bring on him peeps and do him ting like how him plan. But, tell mi something, if dem did want Beenie pon did show why dem neva book him. Beenie was there from early out and mek sure say Sean Kingston give him a call up and then him go trample for Marco ting. When Beenie done wid the stage no forward neva left fi Ele, who was closing the show.
Posted by YardFlex at 11:24 AM | Comments (5)
Ele get the first boo fi 2010

Bwoy we did really sorry fi Elephant Man when the crowd boo him at the Coke Zero concert. But Ele, you shoulda did know say if you a go cuss Beenie the crowd a go turn round pon you. Is so dem stay. Remember how dem did boo Bounti a Sumfest cause him did a call Beenie fish and all dese tings. Ele, all you shoulda did do, is dance and sing you song dem and collect you money. But instead you want play hero and a defend a next man cause. We hope you learn.
Posted by YardFlex at 11:18 AM | Comments (5)
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Some woman fool sah

By Buffilous
Lawks a just di odda day mi write bout women whey sleep round and now mi haffi share one now wid dis girl whey mi help out. She come to mi and tell mi sey she in danger fi lose har job a one a dem big airline company.
Now being as she have bout five pickney, mi really did sorry fi har and mi have a friend…well him more like a brotha to mi know him deh pon di shy side and being as him tell mi sey him a look a nice girl fi par wid. Mi teck my faas self and go hook him up wid mi friend.
Well mi know she did have a young bwoy a par wid, but she tell mi sey di relationship nah head nuh whey and she a bruck it off. Mi teck har word fi it and hook har up wid mi friend.
Bwoy she nice from dat, cause dollars start fi run, him treat har like a queen and when him a buy tings fi har, him nuh ongle just treat har, him alla member di kids dem tuh. Straight a suh moi friend flex still, so mi know she woulda be inna good hands.
But mi get fi regret sey mi do di hook up cause mi neva know sey she would start to dis di man. Him treat har like a princess and yuh woulda believe she start talk back to the young bwoy so till mi friend get suspicious and start fi get smady watch har.
Now him a gi out sounds sey him a move on. Di wuss part a di whole deal is dat di pickney dem fada nahy gi har zilch fi dem and now mi friend a guh step.
Why some women so fool fool? Why mess up a good ting? Tell mi please.
Posted by YardFlex at 08:27 PM | Comments (7)
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Vegas fi tell Richie B sorry and low did DJ baby madda

Mr Vegas, a mek you a hype and galang so? Why you trace off Richie B pon Twitter just true you tink him neva nominate you fi him EME award. All a talk bout how you nah pay fi mek you tune go pon did man chart and all these tings. And then, it look like you decide fi look again and you realize say you name deh pon did nomination list. You no feel foolish? All when you wipe it off a Twitter, we still have it, and we have the tracing from last year with you and Irie Jam people to. Mek you a gwaan so? A true you and the deejay baby madda deh big and serious now mek yu a show up you colours so? We spot did two a oonu ova Raga Christmus show and it look like a dat did get did deejay angry when him see him baby madda a pose up side a you. All when him deh a Sting him did still look angry; is a good ting him neva get fi perform. But Vegas, is a new year now, a time you stop curse like a girl and find fault cause remember: you is not Mr Perfect at all. And, tell did baby madda she she fi try pay lickle attention to the child, it don’t look good how she a ignore him.
Posted by YardFlex at 01:16 PM | Comments (35)
Big up Beenie

Bwoy fi tell di truth, wi neva know sey Beenie Man is a father to four kids who suffer from sickle cell. We a read one story inna TeenAge Observer whey him sey he could not say no to such as just cause as Shaggy's especially knowing the state of his own children who will be beneficiaries of the aid being given to the Bustamante Hospital for Children. Yeah man nuff people wouldn't come up front bout dem tings deh. Beenie all wi can sey is that you continue to be a good father and gi dem four pickney an abundant supply of love and attentiion. Seen.
Posted by YardFlex at 12:59 PM | Comments (9)
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The singjay and the pastor daughter

So it look like the singjay and the daughter of the high profile pastor really have a ting a gwaan. People a wonder a how Rev like him new son-in-law and how di locks ting and church ting a go harmonise. But, memba say Tommy Cowan a big big church man and still have him whole heap a dreadlocks, so a no nutten. Rev, people a wonder if you did stay fi him performance a Sting?
Posted by YardFlex at 12:05 PM | Comments (9)
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LA Lewis and Goofy to clash

I thought we would be resting the stupid clash idea with LA Lewis and Goofy, but if the report in the Star is anything to go by then it could very well be happening. More’s the pity.
According to the report Brite Lite Funeral Services' owner Tommy Thompson is planning an event later this month where the two artistes will face off lyrically.
At Sting 2009 at Jamworld in Portmore, St Catherine, the $200,000 casket was on stage waiting and Mr G, fully clad in black, was in attendance but LA Lewis was missing in action.
Now Thompson is making arrangement for the two artistes to meet on a new yet-to-be named stage for a clash of comical proportions.
Yeah yeah, we all know LA Lewis is no DJ and we can’t foresee him coming with any killer lyrics. Just look at what happened at Ragashanti’s Mix Up and Blenda show at the Arena, the boos are still resounding in our ears.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:20 AM | Comments (4)
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Rihanna is more than a handful for her new man

Rihanna has found a well-endowed, sexually proficient man worthy of that fling in LA Dodger Matt Kemp. The two were rumored to be dating after being snapped together over New Years and now they've taken their sex train (not like that) to Mexico.
Now, these grabby/kissy snaps are tame compared to a couple of hot tub pics that'd leave the cast of "Real World: Las Vegas" slackjawed.
You go girl
Posted by YardFlex at 12:55 PM | Comments (8)
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Spice talk up di tings, Nuffy answer back

Bwoy it was real drama on Ragashanti live yesterday when Spice called in to the programme. Yeah man di topic was Ungrateful Friend mix up and Spice did have a lot to say on dat one. She sey Nuffy fit dat topic as him is one ungrateful friend. She go inna di days when dem used to share on dumpling inna har board house a Portmore. To when she used to meck him drive up har car till people tink sey a she a borrow it from him when she drive it..
She all go inna di fact sey she used to teck di money whey har man gi har and share it wid Nuffy…and after all dat him still tun round and dis har!
Spice sey Nuffy sabotage har and never call har up pon di stage and den him have di gall fit un round and a sey she coward.
Spice alla a meck Nuffy sister Marie call in and sey how har bredda ungrateful fi true.
Mi dear it was pure drama when Raga hook up wid Nuffy him sey him nah back dung from whey him sey, Spice coward fi true…and she know it. Him talk how much time him haffi coax har fi teck di stage.
Spice sey him illiterate and a she teach him fi read and write and cuss him how him tell har business to Lisa Hype. Nuffy just lick back and sey wha bout when him used to tell Macka and D’Angel business to har fi DJ bout! Whooii mi cyan teck it.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:31 AM | Comments (24)
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Lisa Hyper never talk up di tings

Well remember we told you Liser Hyper (yes she change har name is no more Hype, she Hyper now!) she never really said anything juicy, more than say she is doing her own thing and that she still cool wid Vybz Kartel. So we no more clear why him sey him nuh want har inna Gaza than before she go pon di programme. Wi get the feeling that she holding something back. But a suh life guh, maybe one of dese days di real ting will come out. She sey she a programme har music ya now and tings. Still wi wish har all di luck.
Posted by YardFlex at 01:46 PM | Comments (17)
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LA Lewis really sobolious fi true

So the graffiti king finally break him silence bout him so-show at Sting. And him come with him mouth full of one bag a sobolious lie. How di hearse neva pay for and him suit neva pay for and him neva get enough ticket fi him entourage. Why LA Lewis tink say people a fool. Everybody know say a true him get a full 10 minute boo over Raga show him did fraid fi go a Sting.
Posted by YardFlex at 02:03 PM | Comments (4)
Assassin, stop gripe and just do good music

Why is Assassin griping like a big gal how him perform good at Sting and media overlook him. And him a gwaan on and on bout how him is dis good boy who only want to elevate di music. But a when Assassin really see di light? Look how people did a beg him no fi use di name Assassin because it just too violent and negative, and him neva tek telling. And now that him decide fi change it him a galang like him deh pon some kinda crusade and him is so perfect. Yute, you have a far way to go and if you a go lef the business just because media don’t give you enough big up after one show, den maybe you inna di wrong business.
Posted by YardFlex at 01:59 PM | Comments (14)
Flippa up and about after di crash
Flippa really have a speedy recovery after him crash him Porsche Cayenne pon Hagley Park Road Tuesday morning. We nah tell no lie, di vehicle maaaad. Everybody did a pass it and a slow down and wonder a who fa truck. But we hear say Flippa did crash one next vehile di odder day inna di States. Flippa, it look like you need a bath inna di 2010 or you need fi get some driving lessons. Anyway, we hope you boat ride whe you a plan gwaan good Tuesday.
Posted by YardFlex at 01:53 PM | Comments (5)
How Lisa Hype a go get rid a di tattoo dem?

What Lisa Hyper a go do with all the tattoo dem pon her body that talk bout gaza? This is a lesson to all a oonu who just buy out this tattoo ting. Onnu must stop scrawl up man name all over oonu body cause when oonu and di man lef and oonu get a new man is a big problem. Cause tattoo can’t rub out or wash off, so tink twice and thrice before oonu plaster oonu body with all kind a tings.
Posted by YardFlex at 01:47 PM | Comments (12)
Spice answer to Lisa Hyper nuh normal

How di woman dem inna di biz so bitter? Sting neva done good and Lisa Hyper go build lyrics and call up all a di woman dem name wicked wicked. And although nuff a dem say dem nah answer her, Spice build some lyrics weh nuh normal. Di tune name Lisa Swiper and Spice come out wid all guns blazin’. ‘Sting stand up pon you stiffer than the d—k inna you mouth … you put di c---y inna you mouth cause you hole no have no glue’. Spice go hard. A wonder if Lisa Hyper a go answer.
Posted by YardFlex at 01:32 PM | Comments (6)
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Look out fi Onstage

Bwoy wi get a heads up fi Onstage pon wi Facebook and fi tell di truth wi haffi watch it Saturday. And if by chance unno miss it, wi a meck sure wi teck notes dat wi can fill unno in.
Yeah man, Lisa Hype a guh deh pon deh a talk up di tings dem. Di alert sey is a no hold barred interview whey she a guh talk bout what really happened between her and the empire, Sting, the picture and her career. Fi real it should be interesting, cause everybody want to know whey really did guh dung. On a different note Nuffy a guh deh pond eh tuh and inna it him sey Spice a coward. Fi real a nuff mix up a guh gwaan Saturday.
Posted by YardFlex at 11:33 AM | Comments (1)
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LA Lewis, we have the tape!

So all now LA Lewis still in hiding.? A wha really a gwaan with the graffiti deejay. We did tink seh LA have more guts than that. After all, him a big big seven star general and all these things, so him better come face di music, cause him cyan she a lie bout the boo dem whe him get a Raga show. Because, LA, we gots the tape … live and direct. So LA, you betta come talk up di tings dem.
Posted by YardFlex at 02:01 PM | Comments (2)
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Now it’s Cobra and Merciless

What the hell is happening, do we always have to be having a feud? Can’t the music survive without some artiste or the other being involved in some kind of bickering? Is it that these artistes have lost their creativity and the only way they can stay current is to build clash lyrics that their names can keep making the headlines and ringing on people’s lips?
It’s a sad day in dancehall music when we have so many clash lyrics and artistes throwing words at each other. The next on the list now is Merciless and Cobra who are engaged in a lyrics dissing game. Won’t even go there with the things they are saying, all we can say is that it’s time to rise above the foolishness and get back to the real business of making music. Nothing else interest us…seen.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:26 AM | Comments (13)
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Killer beating for Mumzell at Oaklands

It was high drama on the grounds of the Oaklands complex on Constant Spring Road early this morning as popular deejay Rodney Pryce and dancehall debutante and promoter, Mumzell had a strong, physical altercation.
Allegations are that the deejay, better known as Bounty Killer and Mumzell have been involved in a relationship and it is speculated that “things have gone sour”.
According to one eyewitness report, “Mumzell come a di apartment fi mash up Bounty vehicle. And when she look a Killer dat to rhatid a come in like King Alarm.”
It is reported that a frightened Mumzell, with nowhere to run, had no choice but to brace for a Killer beating.
“Killer gi har some box and kick, she never know wha’ reach har,” the YardFlex source said, adding that Mumzell is “no walk over as she a girl who get off a murder charge couple years ago when a nex’ gal rush her and she stab her.”
Sources say that Mumzell, whose name had been linked to Junior ‘One Blood’ Reid, had dissed Bounty recently, but with two court cases already hanging over his head, the deejay had chosen to ignore it.
Mumzell is also the promoter of a weekly Thursday night dance in Southside, which Bounty is reuted to “buss out”.
Posted by YardFlex at 12:02 PM | Comments (27)
BEENIE CRASHES ALICIA KEYS' PARTY

How Beenie just get up and go crash Alicia Keys party so? Who him tink him is? The man turn up uninvited wid about 20 guests but the people dem almost never let him in. Ah somebody did haffi come beg fi him come in and ting and the man dem entourage wolf down the people dem food and gwaan wid a bagga tings inna the place. Wah Beenie feel like? And why him never carry Barbee? Dem nah deal again?
Posted by YardFlex at 11:17 AM | Comments (7)
« ADDI AND THE STUDENTS ALMOST MEET IN TRINIDAD | Main | Scenes from Weddy Weddy »December 17, 2009
SHAME ON YOU BUJU

So who is the greedy one now? Memba when Buju call Junior Reid, Junior Greed? Well, if yu live inna glass house, don't throw no rock stone. People, tell me how much money Buju really mek fi a stage show mek him haffi go resort to something like this? Yo, yu know how much people woulda love have a talent so dem can mek real money without having to do nothing illegal, or work a boring 9 to 5 weh yu can barely pay yu bills month time. And him ah talent weh him can sing Not An Easy Road and Driver and Deportee fi 90 minutes and mek US$30,000 fi one night and gone get mix up inna something like this. Come on, man! If him guilty, dog nyam him supper because ah him ah the greedy one, look how much black people look up to him and admire him and now the white system have him weh dem can deal wid him like a commonas. Buju, yu go LUUUUUUU. Yu better watch yu headback and wear an iron brief inna the Yankee system because the gays dem after yu
Posted by YardFlex at 12:35 PM | Comments (39)
ADDI AND THE STUDENTS ALMOST MEET IN TRINIDAD

Mi girlfriend call me and ah say she see the whole ah the Empire yute dem pack up inna the airport inna Trinidad and ah wonder if dem nah badda come fi do the show wid Teacha on Wednesday night. Mi affi tell her say anno refuse dem a refuse dem entry, dem just on dem way from Guyana en route to Jamaica. But what a calamity though eh? Dem haffi a sing out dem throat ah do dubplate fi work off dem debt and den when dem a go back home, the Teacha ah fly in to the same country like nothing never happened. When dem a fly out, him a fly in fi a next show, whoi, mi body! Mi sorry, but if mi is a student inna fi him classroom, ah one ting mi a learn, mi nah go pon no plane widout him, mi haffi right beside him p p cluck cluck, nothing like this caan happen again. Not dis ya dutty gal ya, mi learn mi lesson one time, that's all mi waan, after mi head no tough. Mi just hope say dem tek notes and know wha clock a strike now.
Posted by YardFlex at 12:33 PM | Comments (0)
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Gary give me one more night

What a way the debate is raging regarding Busy Signala’s adapatation of Phil Collin’s One More Night. It was total drama on Thursday when Ragasdhanti played the song about five times and asked listeners to give their opinions on what they heard.
Just like us they heard “Gary give me just one more night!” Whooi it is totally madness as everywhere we go it is the hot conversation topic these days.
Some are cursing the engineer though saying that he should have corrected the error when he had the chance.
“How him fi meck a ting like dat escape when the DJ sey “baby” and meck it sound like “Gary”.
“Yuh done know busy a galis, look how him have three woman did pregnant one time fi him at one point,” Signal’s supporter pointed out.
Sometime ago Beenie Man came under the same fire for his song Who Am I with the troublesome line being “How can I make love to a fellow, in a rush,” Beenie later explained that it was all a matter of a comma.
Posted by YardFlex at 08:46 AM | Comments (14)
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What happen to Ninjaman?

Big and serious, dem really nah let out Ninjaman outa di jail star? When you check it out him inside a di cell for a long time now. Yuh member one time Ninja did sey if dem lock him up him just a guh pretend sey him lock up inna him house and him last him key.
Well mi nuh tink sey no amount a pretending cause erase dis ya situation, cause him woulda haffi have a great imagination fi look past di amount a days whey him under lockup.
But di ting bout it is dat with Sting lineup suh lame, dem really need one big surprise fi rescue dem like di fact sey Ninja a go meck it a Sting.
Still wi nah too hold wi breath fi dah one yah.
But speaking a Sting, like how Vybz and Mavado sign peace treaty…a who a guh clash….and wi nah talk di comic strip ting wid Goofy and LA Lewis neither?
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« Gully/Gaza at peace | Main | Did Bounty Killer dis the peace process? »December 07, 2009
That Gaza/Gully peace treaty and Sting

So people, like how the Gaza and the Gully no longer at war what a go happen a Sting??? Of course we haffi big up Kartel and Mavado fi really shake hand and turn friend again, but everybody know say dem did a come under nuff pressure from police and government so dem never really have no choice.
Anyway, we still a ask how di clash a go go at Sting! Did somebody say no Gaza/Gully war; No Sting?
Well, there’s always LA Lewis and Goofy and we hear some lickle rumble a gwaan with Ele and Flippa like sumptin’ coulda happen.
Missa Laing, you need more than a rabbit foot fi give you di luck fi pull of this one. You need a whole hutch full a rabbit.
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She do it again … she beat him!

What really a gwaan with poor Tiger Woods? After days of silence, the golfer finally come out with apology to him wife and everybody else pon di planet and so the speculation really start now if a really beat the wife did beat him. Cause it did look so strange bout she haffi break out back glass of SUV to help him come out of the vehicle. And him still don’t say where him was going at 2:30 in the morning, two days after story buss inna gossip magazine bout him affair with a next girl. And now one next girl again a say how she a go sell story to media bout some text that Tiger did send her. Bwoy, Tiger, you cawna look dark. Ou better come a JA come cool out fi a while.
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« Santa's coming for Garfield's Christmas Wonderland | Main | PM Lists Gaza/Gully Among Bad Influences on Society »November 27, 2009
Muta de pon TV

Bwoy wi teck in Muta di odda night a talk bout water and wi get di feeling if a sey all di obsess wi a get bout dis spring water ting, it not as clean as we surmise. Still wi find it interesting, him talk to all kind a expert and tings. But dat woan be di ongle ting him a talk bout. Him a guh even deeper inna di water issues cause him a explore why people fraid fi drink pipe water, and why dem tink sey dem caan boil it and drink. Di programme deh pon CVM and it name Simply Muta, it a come every Monday 9:30. According to him him gwine be talking up a lot of tings suh wi kinda intrigued by di fuss one, so wi a guh meck sure gi it a nex’ press Monday night again.
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« Lawks!!! | Main | Rest In Peace, Squingy »November 25, 2009
But a whey Laing a offer inna di Sky Box

Everybody waa know a wha Laing a offer people inna di Sky Box why di ticket price set a US $5000. No sah dat sound like him waan use dat dey money pay di artistes dem and den kip di gate receipts. Tink bout it US$5000 per person a over $400,000 Jamaican fi one night…a whey dem a guy eat and drink suh? Mi head a hurt mi.
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Lawks!!!

Mr G really a guh clash wid dancehall clown LA Lewis? Lawks a mercy, mi nearly drop dung when mi si di section inna di Sting lineup name Dancehall Face Off and LA Lewis and Mr G face pop up. But a wha kina careless date eh. A pure laughing di people dem did a duh a di launch.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:38 AM | Comments (3)
What a bag a confusion

Sting 2009 have dem big launch a di Pegasus Bar lounge last night and mi a tell yuh mi nearly faint. Cause di place pack nuh hell and everyting did come een like a one big bag a confusion. People cram up, yuh caan walk free, di likkle area just chuck up suh. Fi real after twenty odd years a dis ting you woulda tink sey every year di launch woulda get hotter and hotter.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:15 AM | Comments (0)
« Lisa Hype party still a go keep Thursday? | Main | Scences from Wet Sundays »November 23, 2009
Ele high unda Ishawna?

What really a gwaan wid Ele and and Ishawna. A how di two a dem so lovey dovey pon stage and a wine up wine up and all these tings ova di Henny party Saturday night? Bout di two a dem go inna studio and record two new song together. To rhatid, everybody is a singer or a deejay. And Ele all a call up Foota name. We all hear Ele a style up Ishawna as di first lady and a say how she buss now. But a coulda what this? Look out fi di two a dem pon Sting.
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Lisa Hype party still a go keep Thursday?

So like how the Gaza president nuh inna nutten wid Lisa Hype, what a go happen to her birthday party. People a say it look like it nah go can keep cause a pere bawling she still deh pon and plus she and her boss no inna nutten right now. But a wha she coulda did do so fi mek her boss a treat har so? At least him coulda did wait till after di girl have her birthday bashment fi expose dem dirty deeds.
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A nuh gangsta behaviour dat

A dat a di message Mavado send to Kartel pon stage ova Hennessey on Saturday. And everybody know what him was talking about. We nuh know how Gaza a go live dung di ya one. It’s not pretty at all. Di other three Gaza princess dem better tek sleep and mark death cause you know how these tings go. These sex pictures like company -- remember Milk and Candace? And it come in like seh one mix-up monkey let loose ya now, so all di gangster and gangstress dem who know dem hide and lick better be prepared fi di judgement when dem picture release.
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« Order of Distinction or Order of Duttiness | Main | LISA HYPE IN LIVE AND BLEACHING COLOUR »November 18, 2009
What’s going on?

By Rootzgirl
Last night while watching the news my attention was drawn to the story about a 52-year-old man who was beaten by resident of Kiloncoly District in St Mary.
Now what was so disturbing about the news is the fact that this man has been known to be fooling around little girls and little boys.
What eventually lead to his being beaten is the fact that he was in a house with a 16-year-old boy. His relative was looking for him and was drawn to strange sounds coming from the house.
The youth eventually came out and was seeing fixing his pants. Minutes later the elder man came out, it was then that an alarm was raised and he was pounced on by residents.
At a time when we are reading about being more sensitive to homosexuals and they are pushing for their rights…I have to ask the question, what rights do they want?
Do they want the right to corrupt your children, introducing them to a lifestyle they haven’t taken the time to think about?
The right to corrupt young girls and mess them up before they have a chance to mature?
The right to use a man or woman to hide the fact that they really gays?
What’s really going on? How come I am not hearing as loud a noise from the straight community as the homos are making?
Honestly, I wish someone would holla at me and tell me what’s really going on.
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Order of Distinction or Order of Duttiness

Jackass sey di world nuh level and a true. Look much respectable people yuh have out deh fi receive Order of Distinction and sometimes dem select some people whey nah set no example fi di youths dem and wuss when it come to dem people relationship it stink to high heaven.
Yuh have some whey step cross di lawn and receive dem OD (well in a fi dem case a Order of Duttiness) cause dem treat some a dem employees wuss dan dawgs and di poor employees dem nuh have nuh rights most a di times. And when dem open dem mouth fi chat dem tell dem sey dem can always find a next job…cause dem know sey job scarce and dem hold a stick over dem head.
Den yuh have di case in point a dis well know genius whey dem gi OD di odda day. Him have a wife whey live a Miami and dem married from Johnny was a bwoy and it look like him just ketch him age cause him have a son whey him 20-year-old bear him. Wi understand sey him and she mash up and him teck up a nex young ting.
Him wife fly in and discover di birth paper and call him fi ask him whey a gwaan. She ask if di marriage done and him sey “yes star it done!” just like dat brap.
No sah people caan cold suh…a just one ting we waan ask, when yuh get OD shouldn’t there be some kind a emphasis on good levity, morals and a stable family life? Mi nuh know…mi just a sey!
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L A Lewis talk up di tings

Bwoy what a piece a almshouse Winford Williams carry out Onstage man. Big and serious him really common out him programme when him gi LA Lewis suh much time fi talk bout him conflict with Mr G. But the thing that really crack mi up is when him sey him dere to address Mr G Brochure…now mi nuh know how dat word fit in, but mi assume it have something to do with the allegations whey Mr G did meck di week before. Plus him a talk bout di ongle way Mr G can get whey off di charges is if him agree to clash him at Sting on Boxing Day. Now Laing coulda suh careless fi set up dat…well unless him waan provide comic relief fi di Sting massive dem. Lawks, a week. If a laugh a pop up.
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« Asafa Powell launches foundation | Main | Scences from Weddy Weddy »November 12, 2009
LISA HYPE NEW RED HAIRSTYLE HAVE KARTEL WEAK

People, dem did say Kartel park Lisa Hype and she start get mawger-er and lose all ten pounds offa weh she no have already. But my girl smart, she never despair, she just do her chemical research and find a new bleaching cream and got her hairstylists and say 'gimme sumpen mad!' and her stylist go so baps, and flip inna a new ting, and shave off one side of her head and throw some colour inna it. And people, guess what? It connect. From she go studio the day, him all up inna her coolaid, and ah dance wid her and then ah she and him again. Yu nuh see how her career step up inna the last month, her song dem a shot, she gone a Bahamas gone perform and look fi her family, she tek the front page of the paper the other day and now she ah plan big birthday bash. Lisa Hype, tek yu forward, yu look good, yu bleaching reach and yu have the General heart inna yu hip pocket. A bayyy!!!!1
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« What’s poppin | Main | Where’s the love »November 10, 2009
Stone Love rule
Bwoy caan tell unno how people tiad a di Gully, Gaza foolishness. Si deh wi hear sey Super Claude guh play di two a dem a one big posh dance a Texas and di whole a di people dem come offa di dance floor cause dem nuh war inna nuh dancehall mix up and ediot song when dem waan dance. A good ting Wee Pow was in di house and him put on some Ben E King and dem kinda classics and di Black and White Affair session nice again.
A lesson to selectors whey nuh know dis...when yuh have classic, big people sinting di ongle ting dem waan hear is good music...when yuh dancehall session den yuh can play dem cause dem dem audience deh nuh really care.
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What’s poppin
Bwoy wi hear sinting, but win uh too wah broadcast it too tough, but to tell di truth, we haffi extend sympathy to di DJ ex wife whey get pregnant fi one next DJ. We hear sey she lose di baby. Well a just suh life go sometimes.
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« Entertainment world mix up bad | Main | YardFlex Hot Charts »October 23, 2009
A who have AIDS?

A true…nah sah, mi nah believe dey one dey. Dem have it a talk sey di top entertainer have AIDS but him a hold it dung. No, mi nah talk di tiad rumour wid Elephant Man either, is one dat woulda shock unno fi find out. And di ting bout it is that it woulda real serious if a true cause di amount a woman whey him one sleep wid woulda mean sey a nuff nuff people a Jamaica and foreign get it through him alone. Dats why mi always sey ynuh, if unna a guh bat, go wid unno shield, cause just because artistes big and got money nuh mean sey unno can trust up unnoself to dem.
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Entertainment world mix up bad

No bwoy, mi head a hot mi, in fact it still a spin from all a di mix up whey inna entertainment. Big big female dancer whey look sexy and ting, she just a go round and a sleep wid di entertainment personalities dem suh…from DJ to top man inna di biz. Yuh name it she nuh care, she just it fling it pon dem suh. My girl it nuh sound good, people a chat yuh nuff behind yuh back. Yuh look too good fi a guh around a gi whey tings careless suh. Lawks man, have some pride and focus pony uh career nuh!
Posted by YardFlex at 11:39 AM | Comments (1)
What’s di difference?

Is how come certain DJ love lick out gainst homos and gwaan di most ways and mi buck up a few browning whey a chat how him get him groove on when him have sex wid har inna har bottom, lawks, mi caan tink bout it at all. It hot mi ynuh, cause mi did really rate deh DJ deh, but afta dis, mi just a wonda what’s di difference if you do a woman behind and a man own…nuh di same batty?
Posted by YardFlex at 11:28 AM | Comments (3)
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Cheating is a Game

Bwoy mi a tell yuh when entertainer go fi live it up dem nuh easy at all. But come one man if you know you a sort out a certain waitress a yuh place nuh badda bring nuh warlord ex women and a gi har all a yuh attention. And it neva meck matters worse dat she keep referring to the barmaid as “kuh pon she tuh”.
An a nex ting, she know yuh get yuh groove on wid di bartender and she a duh di same ting wid yuh….suh why she a throw wud pon di odda woman.
Still wi haffi big yuh up fi skillfully keeping the peace and meck sure sey di situation nuh get outa hand.
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A Nuh Straight People Kill di British Consul Man!!

What a way dem a try mek it look like say a straight people kill di British Consul man "John Terry",Yeh! di british who dem find dead di other day. Di foreign press fi stop these tings. Dem fi stop smear,Jamaican's wid di nastiness. Everybody know di man did gay and a one a im luva kill im. A nuh hate crime;it was a crime of passion,and di police know it to. A just true dem nuh really want to come out and say it.
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AIDONIA ADDRESSES BOUNTY & RIDDIMSTREAM ALLEGATIONS
Amidst a bevy of allegations that has the streets buzzing, dancehall artiste Sheldon Lawrence better known as Aidonia is now attempting to clear his name and add some clarity to the malicious accusations by unscrupulous personnel to taint his character.
It’s understood that following utterances made by the deejay at this Summer's Fullyloaded, where he said "Big up Bounty Killer", many have now taken it as a foregone conclusion that Aidonia has rejoined the ranks of the Alliance and is now the new ghostwriter responsible for the Bounty Killer diss tracks aimed at Vybz Kartel.
However Aidonia said he wants to make it clear to the public that though he respects the warlord for his contribution to the industry, he is not a part of the Alliance movement nor is he a Ghostwriter for the cross, angry deejay. "mi nuh know weh people get it fi say mi write song fi Killer fi diss Kartel ... mi even see it pon a site seh mi attack Kartel, I have nothing against Bounty nor Kartel, if the two ah dem feuding that is not my concern, a mi co-workers dem and I wish dem nothing but the best, right now a just music mi seh and J.O.P a that a my focus". - He added.
CLAIMS BY RIDDIMSTREAM MARKETING & PROMOTIONS
Yesterday an email correspondence was sent out by Riddimstream Marketing & Promotions titled "Jag One Production" pointing to an alleged agreement between Aidonia and the company to record on an upcoming compilation the company accuses the deejay of rescinding on his contractual obligations. However a highly placed source within the J.O.P camp said that they are aware of the email and have been trying to contact the company to address the matter.
According to the source they weren't able to verify if any monies was collected by the artiste but says the deejay has been extremely busy touring and working on his debut album amongst other professional engagements and if further checks reveal there was indeed an agreement it was a mere oversight and Jag One Production sincerely apologises and will work to have the matter resolved amicably.
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You wanna know what's bugging Mr Vegas these days...go into his world on Twitter!
1. bye the damn cow sorry for all the bad words twitters but i am fed up with being looked at like a punkabout 12 hours ago from mobile web
2. while i am here following old f---king mith about humble calf suck the most milk bullshit I been getting kicked over too long nowabout 12 hours ago from mobile web
3. i am too f--king humble in this business thats why killa and kartel and mavado them guh through they just dont give a fuck.contabout 12 hours ago from mobile web
4. no wonder dancehall music is dying how the fuck all these lame ass mother fucker get to perform on jamborie and i dont get to are you .contabout 12 hours ago from mobile web
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Ele send back Flossing King money
Flippa a say a just lyrics and him and Ele no have no war, but it look like Ele a pree di ting different. Cause him send back the deposit money wha him did tek fi do Flippa show a Philly. So it look like all the talk bout a just lyrics and nutten no behind it was just bare talk. But, we nah tell no lie, the song dem go hard and Ele talk up some wicked tingz bout di Flossing King and how him get him money. We haffi keep dis a one yah locked, cause we hear say a nuff tingz a go buss out and we haffi gi onu di news first.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:21 PM | Comments (0)
« A bare sintin sintin wid di Doctor and him wife | Main | Careful how you buy bootlegged products »August 25, 2009
A who Killa a vist?
A how Killa find back a groove so? From him dun di place a Sumfest, is like him tek way di hype from him son, Mavado. Right now, all di talk is on Bounty, and him just a put out some big bad tune like him a show everybody say him still have it. Then Killa go over Gaza City Portmore and tek Champions In Action from di Gaza President Kartel. And we hear say him deh a foreign a mash up di place. Foreign no good no more after Bounty dun wid it. Whoeva him a go to fi advice, it betta stick wid dem cause it no normal, is like some odda force involved. Killa to di flippin worl’!
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A bare sintin sintin wid di Doctor and him wife
People a ask what really a gwaan between the Doctor and him estrange wife? It look like him find the right prescription cause don’t ask if she neva just fling it up pon him a Sizzle di other night. And di two a dem did dress inna black and red like it was a plan ting. A long time we a hear say nuff candle a light and bare sintin sintin but we cyan confirm nutten, so we nah point no finga. A just nuff mouth talk, but you know whey dem say: If it no go so, it go nearly so. Anyway, Beenie and D’Angel, gwaan sort out.
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A which artiste deh pon maternity leave?

Bwoy wi used to tink sey a female artiste alone when dem pregnant go pon maternity leave…but it come eeb like sey when certain artiste woman pon di side a carry him pickney, den him haffi teck maternity leave. Yeah man nuff promoter a complain sey him nah teck nuh show too far from yard as him caan afford fi leave him odda woman side…next ting anyting guh wrong and him nuh deh near. Still wi big up da move deh, but a wonda how him up front woman a deal with all a dat?
Beenie fi call a spade a spade
How Beenie Man a come meck it look like sey him a dis peaceful artiste whey ongle waan peace and unity inna di business and a come throw stones at the Alliance and a meck it look like sey a dem meck him get boo a Portmore. Him fi memba sey him go jump and record song sey A Gaza Mi Sey and stop buy out people argument cause when it backfire pon yuh, yuh nuh have nobady fi blame but yuhself.
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A wha dis fada?
But a ha dat wi a hear sah. Wi teck up di Chat! And si whey cops beat Kentucky Kid and him pregnant wife. Now if dat a true, wi s sey a straight almshouse and ediot ting dat. Unno memba Kentucky Kid why did have di run in wid di police cause dem drive inna him car and a meck it look like sey a him wrong? Yeah a di same one, nutten but dem bex and a try intimidate di likkle youth.
Posted by YardFlex at 12:46 PM | Comments (0)
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What a piece a boo
No bwoy di boo whey Beenie Man and Kartel get mi hear sey people all inna Clarendon coulda hear it. Mi did tink sey it loud inna Jamworld, but wi get fi understand si it go beyond di Jamworld walls.
Jah know star Beenie Man shoulda did know betta dan dat. Fi smady whey sey him inna di business fi 30 years, him should have antennae fi know when people want war and teck himself outa di mix. Look dey now, him did done get one solid one a Mandela concert a Half-Way-Tree and him come put himself inna di place fi pick up one nedda one.
And a nex’ ting wha meck him nuh have nuh shame gone ask Alliance fi come pon him show…noh sah. Beenie straight…a time fi yuh have sense.
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Vybz Kartel-Toilet Paper( Bounty Killer Diss)
TOILET PAPER BOWNTY*** 2009 (BOUNTY KILLER DISS) - Vybz Kartel
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Bounty Killer-Chatta Box(Vybz Kartel diss)
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It wasn’t me, says Lutan Fyah
Conscious reggae artiste, Lutan Fyah, has reacted to reports that he had a physical altercation with a fan in Sweden last weekend.
The entertainer, who is in Europe on tour, allegedly boxed down a female fan at a venue recently. Lutan, however, has denied all knowledge of this incident.
“All that talk about me box dung woman in Sweden is foolishness,” the singer told YardFlex in an interview this week.
“First, I know nothing about that. There was no altercation with me and any woman in Sweden,” the dreadlocked entertainer emphasized.
He continued, “How could I have done something like this? Can a man hit a woman in Europe and not go to jail?” he queried.
Lutanwas emphatic in his pronouncement that “it is all lies. I know nothing about this,” he declared.
The artistes is continuing his our of Europe.
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Why now?
By Rootsgirl
Reading the paper the other day I couldn't help but think to myself that this government is excelling when it comes to pressuring the poor. For donkey years the people of Portmore have been operating their bars, shops, hair salons, and doing their juggling to make a living...now at a time when the recession is battering everybody, they decide they are cracking down on them.
They claim they will have to stop operating businesses in their homes...although the homeowners have agreed that they will even pay a fee if it comes to the test.
Considering that a lot of folks are losing their homes, jobs and fighting hard to keep their heads above the waters it really sucks.
With their borrowing relationship back on with the IMF it is anticipated that things are gonna get tougher...so leave the people them let them try and make a living the best way they know how.
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Christopher Martin moves on from his ‘Jamaican Girl’
Yardflex understands that past Rising Star winner Christopher Martin has parted ways with his girlfriend of over three years.
According to our sources, even though the two are still on friendly terms the relationship is definitely over.
“Trust me, he couldn’t have found a nicer, more down to earth woman to deal with. She is real cool, not the type to be confrontational or in your face. It just goes to show that men don’t know what they want. I don’t think she saw this one coming at all,” our source revealed.
The source went on to add that Sasha (his ex girlfriend) resided in the States, but she would commute as often as she could to be with him.
Then she started hearing some rumours about his being involved with someone else. She kept asking him about it and he kept denying it that she was the only one.
A source close to the ex couple said they were not surprised when the relationship fell apart.
“She is such as decent girl that even after all that he has done, she has nothing but good things to say about him. I really don’t get it,” the source commented.
Yardflex understands that part of the problem could be because she was based in the States.
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« Did Rasta entertainer box down Swedish fan? | Main | Scenes From Summer Sizzle »August 10, 2009
Junior Reid owe again?
What is this we are reading about Junior Reid and owing the fisherman for over $45,000 for what he took when he held his birthday bash. For real when I read it, I had to think back to a about two years ago when this man came forward and said he owed him for equipment he rented for his studio. Up to the time of the article being posted he was still owed a large sum of money.
Now the fisherman taking the One Blood singer to court over his money. Yup according to the report in the Star Reid has been summoned to appear in the Linstead resident magistrate's court on September 7 for 45,000 worth of fish that he allegedly failed to pay for.
The allegation is that on June 6 the entertainer took fish from the complaint, Besta Llyod, with the agreement to settle after his annual show, Junior Reid birthday Bash: held the same day in Portmore. Having made a number of request for his money and receiving no favorable response from the artiste, legal redress was sought.
Yardflex came across this little gem and w just had to share it!!!
The real man
Real man keep things in right place.
Like his belt on his waist.
Don't need to follow friends.
And join saggin pants waist trend.
We think di world a try defame us.
When we're the ones who really a shame us.
Walkin round with belt below anus.
Wha kind a madness start detain us?
Yow, trod out like real independent man.
Just pull up yu pants yah natty.
Yu love to condemn batty man.
So stop show man yu batty!
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Did Rasta entertainer box down Swedish fan?
Unconfirmed reports out of Sweden are that one of reggae’s upcoming, conscious artistes boxed down a female fan at a venue in that country over the weekend.
It is alleged that the Rastafarian artiste, who is on an European tour, was “wifing up” the Swedish fan the entire time, but things took a turn for the worse when, at the end of the evening, she decided to leave with a member of the band.
“Him get mad and box her dung … straight a dutty,” an insider told YardFlex.
The artiste, who is of a “fiery” persona and has been hauled before the court in Jamaica for such charges — a case which was dismissed — reportedly felt that he was “dissed”.
“A people haffi beg har not to call police,” the source continued.
Efforts to get to the artiste’s management team proved futile.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:46 AM | Comments (0)
« Vybz Kartel- Love Dem | Main | Scenes From Uptown Mondays »August 07, 2009
No conscience artistes
On a serious note…wi can’t even write this in patois cause we want everyone to be able to read it and for you to holla us what you think.
Do you think it fair that some artistes who nothing much is going on for them to charge as much as $25,000 and we are not talking Jamaican, we are talking US…yes Uncle Sam. When one mediocre artiste charges that and he still has other acts to deal with…how does the promoter makes back their money. I think that it’s time promoters come together and keep dances instead of taking the loss for these unconscionable acts who not only wants to “dig out promoters eyes, but demands per diem, plus up to 10 hotel rooms, and top of the line first class tickets.
These conscious kings and queens and others come off like they care for the poor and they love their fans to the max…but when they charge these top of the line fees then promoters have no choice but to pass it on to the fans in ticket costs which sometimes prove too high…the promoter ends up losing their shirts, artistes get paid to perform to an empty house and fans do what they do best download songs and or buy the bootlegged copies.
Promoters should just keep dances and invest in selectors who will play their music and fans can enjoy themselves still.
It’s time for good sense to prevail. Everyone is feeling the recession, have some mercy…but then again…promoters should have more sense and invest their monies in a surer bet…leave the greedy artistes for now and let’s see how they like it when shows stop coming in.
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Rosie!!!???
Everybody a ask a how di rosie one so brazen. After har name call up and mek front page inna paper and people nuh stop chat bout har baby madda, Billie Jean kinda drama and how test come back and prove say a no dat deh entertainer deh a di baby puppa, the girl really hold har chin up high and come back a town a pose up side-a promoter. My girl, we know say you dun cute already but you muss have lickle shame and pride. No man, we couldn’t believe it when we see har a di celebrity football match wha day yah, well pose up and a gi laugh fi peas soup. Dat doan right. All Ele did deh deh. Mi hear some people did a ask if Ele did a go deejay di song when him call har name. But, fi real, mi tink sey she woulda tek it fi a big up.
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Alliance obeah strong
Yardflex interviewed a young girl out of Montego Bay by the name of Shelly and honestly she had the strangest story to tell.
According to her, her life is a living hell right now as she feels she has been heavily scienced by one main member of the Alliance – Mavado.
She said that being a fan of the DJs in the group she couldn’t wait to go to a stage in Montego Bay where she first came in contact with Mavado.
“Him fi mi and like mi and start fi look mi and mi tell him sey mi have mi baby father and mi nuh interested inna no relationship,” she explained to Yardflex.
Shelly claimed that the Gully God did not take lightly to his advances being turned down and he told her that “mi a guh frig yuh up.”
According to her since then things have started to go downhill for her.
“If mi pickney fi get a money from foreign it nuh work out. A pure torment mi inna. Mi and people round mi caan gree. Mi nuh know everyting just mess up.”
Responding to Yardflex question on how the DJ would know where she lived to cause her to be in problems with her neighbours she quipped, “Mi nuh know it come een like sey a di ring whey him have one, it have certain powers…di first time mi si him mi sense something evil,” was the response.
Shelly says she just wants the haunting to stop and that she can go back to living in peace with her neighbours and her child can propser.
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Anybody si di video man teeth?
No man dis is outright almshouse and disrespect when a man lose him teeth and have to be appealing for its return. Yardflex a beg unno please, anybody find demself with more teeth dan dem shoulda have fi return the extra one to di rightful owna.
On a real serious note, di popular video man from Dutty Fridehz International Invasion is appealing to the public to return his teeth.
Peter aka Bump lose it on July 31 and unno caan miss it cause it have gold pon it and him have a feeling a one a di dancers dem teck it.
Wi nah cast nuh stone but a nuff dancer did inna di house such as Shelly belly, Muma dagga, Raqoon. Ila, Marvin and Terry. Unno help out di video man, cause maybe unno did si a likkle play go dung. But it come een like a not even him alone did have sinting happen to him wi alla hear sey Muma Dagga fell and broke her foot.
Wi hope di nex' post wi meck is fi sey di video man get back him teet

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Bar-Bee and The Game dating?
What’s the deal with Bar-Bee and gangsta rapper The Game. People are beginning to talk regarding her liaison with him.
The sexy dancehall diva has been spending a lot of time in Los Angeles, California these days, hanging out with Billboard riding rapper and actor, The Game. In fact, people are beginning to wonder what’s the deal with the two. Is the reggae princess hooking up with the gangsta rapper? The question was posed to her and she only laughed and said she has learnt her lesson the last time.
She wasn’t about to live her personal life in public again. “No comment,” was her response. What is confirmed, however, is that Barbee recently made a cameo appearance in The Game’s latest Hollywood movie, ‘House Arrest’. The movie – which also stars everyone’s favorite ‘Clueless’ girl Stacey Dash from the films ‘Chrome Angels’, ‘Phantom Punch’, Getting Played’ and the ‘CSI’ series – is described as a “dramedy” by director Billy Washington, and centers around a “high maintenance girl who meets a quick money scheming man.” Written by Andrea Weathersby, who also serves as an executive producer, ‘House Arrest’ is being executive produced by Cassius Vernon Weathersby. Weathersby has worked on such films as ‘You Got Served’ and ‘The Great White Hope’. The Game, who continues to develop his acting career, was last in the crime thriller ‘Street Kings’ alongside Keanu Reeves and Forest Whitaker. He has also starred in the movies ‘Waist Deep’, ‘Belly 2’, ‘Doctor’s Advocate’, among others, and featured in top ranking video games like ‘Grand Theft Auto’ and ‘Def Jam’. The Game’s top selling singles include ‘My Life’, ‘Games Pain’, ‘Hate It or Love It’, ‘How We Do’, ‘Dreams, ‘Lets Ride’, ‘Higher’, ‘One Blood’, among several others. According to sources, Barbee met The Game on her June 12 trip to California for the Junior Reid event.
“Barbee was in the restaurant of the hotel with Dance Xpressions having cocktails when this guy, Sean, walked over to have a conversation with the ladies,” the source said. “He was so taken with Barbee. He was like, wow ‘I should have met you months ago, I would have gotten you in this movie’. She later found out that he was a movie producer and he was adamant that she had to be in his new movie.” Sean was introduced to Barbee’s ‘mommiger’ (her manager/mother, Rose) and he spoke to her about it. “Yow, the next day everyone was surprised to see this stretch limo pull up at the hotel,” the source said. Sean had sent the limo to pick up Barbee and her crew to take them to Hollywood on the set of the movie, ‘House Arrest’. Barbee met The Game on the movie set and the source said it was like instant attraction. “He [The Game] said she reminded him of Rhianna when she first started her career. He liked her Jamaican accent mixed with American and said she would make a good flavour for the movie,” the source said. The production crew got the dancehall reggae star her own trailer and quickly prepared her for her role as a correctional officer. The producer also fell in love with her new single ‘Feels So Good’ and added it to the movie soundtrack. Rumour has it that after the filming Barbee and The Game spent some time together in LA, and since leaving LA they have been in contact with each other. So, really, what’s the deal with this relationship – the gangsta rapper and the curvaceous reggae diva? According to the source, Barbee is excited to get back to LA, where she is heading to perform on another event in a few weeks. Barbee returned to New York this Monday from a fantastic performance at the 19th annual Jamaica Day Celebration at the Downsview Park in Toronto, Canada on Saturday. Despite the heavy rains that threatened to cancel the event, the promoters stuck it out and the all-star cast of Percy Sledge, Beres Hammond, Barbee, Nadine Sutherland, Professor Nuts, Canadian acts Terri Salmon, Culture and rapper Keyz delivered a great show. Barbee thrilled the audience with her popular hits. When she touched on the Junior Kelly combination ‘Missing You’, the park was in an uproar. 12-year-old KC joined her on stage to sing the part of Junior Kelly and took everyone’s breath away with his amazing vocal. In her approximate 20-minute set, Barbee danced up a storm, delivering to the Canadian massive a great performance in her soul stirring vocals the chart riders ‘Love You Anyway’, ‘Light A Candle’, ‘Can I Stay With You’ and the new bombshell ‘Feels So Good’.
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Lord deliver us!

That’s it…just when I think we have sunk as low as we can go along comes a story that forces me to reconsider that thought!
Reading the Star about the story where a mother and her son forced a 15-year-old girl to have an abortion because she became pregnant for him.
Now you tell me this big old bark who should know better and yet he had unprotected sex with the girl. First of all, the teen is underage so there shouldn’t have been any sexual relationship of the kind. The mother instead of telling her son to stand up to his responsibilities…cause heaven knows we don’t expect her to turn him in to the authorities, compound the error by forcing the child to have an abortions.
Looking at the ramifications…she could be emotionally scarred for the rest of her life, not to mention that the abortion could prevent her from having another child later in life.
What that mother should do is encourage her son not to get involved in relationships with underage girls…where are the mothers to be standing up for their little girls?
Posted by YardFlex at 10:00 AM | Comments (0)
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X-rated priest???

A what really tek place with the big big tapanaris celebrity priest? When we hear dis one we nah tell no lie, we did haffi shout out, My God! No sah, if a so it go, it really bad. X-rated video and all dese tings. Everybody dun know say the priest-hood is a different kinda hood and dem people deh always quietly a seek fi satisfy demself wid the sins of Sodom and Gomorrah. But a how him get so cayliss? Woi!!! Mi belly!!! Dis one is just too much. We haffi keep oonu posted cause it don’t look good at all.
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19 Jamaicans infected with swine flu

The recent detection of an additional four cases of Influenza A (H1N1), in the island, has brought the total number of swine flu cases to 19.
The Health Ministry says it has interviewed, examined and taken samples from all household contacts and other persons with whom the infected individuals may have come in contact. Investigations of all four cases are still ongoing.
The affected parishes are Kingston and St. Andrew and St. Catherine, with four cases each, St. Mary, three cases, Trelawny, two, St. James, three, Westmoreland with one case in an adult and Manchester with two cases - one adult and a child.
In one school in Manchester, approximately 13% of students reported having flu-like illness and one case confirmed. The Ministry is asking that persons with flu-like symptoms contact their doctor, health centre or hospital. For more information about Influenza A(H1N1) members of the public may call the Ministry’s toll free line at 1888-663-5683 seven days a week from 8:30am to 5:00pm.
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More women abuse

What’s with these entertainers and treating their women like a punching bag? But we should not be surprised Nitty Kutchie from former Scare Dem Crew got into a spat with his woman at the Ballers Ball.
From what Yardflex understand Delicious apparently came on the scene and saw her man Nittie Kutchie dancing with another girl.
Now you and I know that most women not going to see something like that and keep their cool…especially as they know how these entertainers are fickle and girlie girlie.
So the argument start, she a defend her turf when Nittie said to her, “hey gal yuh a gwaan like yuh have c…ky under yuh!”
Mercy, what a piece a disrespect…but it gets worse him actually lick har right there in front a everybody.
Straight up, yardflex a sey, a time woman stop pick man whey a go beat dem up…di cycle haffi stop.
Posted by YardFlex at 11:06 AM | Comments (1)
Tax woes

But a wha dis man, Cuddyz inna New Kingston nearly lock down because dem doan pay dem taxes.
Yeah man, last week Thursday, di tax people dem attempted to close the popular diner after the entity was cited for failing to pay millions of dollars in taxes.
But luckily fi dem it neva happen as dem meck some sort a agreement fi pay off some a di arrears.
Now whey mi and yuh fi do when big big night club like dem deh a struggle pay dem tax?
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What is this world coming to?

By Rootsgirl
I remember a time when I want to escape punishment from my mother or father all I had to do was run to my granny who would shield me like a fierce tiger refusing anyone to come near me. She would tell my mom that she never beat her like that and is not everything she must “draw hand”.
Well after that storm was abated, my grandmother would give me a little scolding that I must behave myself and that she didn’t want me to grow like any “leggo bees”.
Why am I bringing up this story, because I felt a sense of sadness reading Saturday’s Star on the 65-year-old grandmother who beat her 12-year-old grandson because he stole $200 credit from her phone to give his girlfriend.
Now I am not saying she shouldn’t have punished the child. Deny some of what he enoys like television, games, whatever, maybe a few carefully placed slaps might help…but to blood up his head and continue beating him after that, that the poor child had to be crying out for murder…that’s taking it too far.
What’s wrong with our people when even grandmothers are getting vicious to their own grandchildren?
Is the stress of life getting to be too much?
I don’t know, I am just sorry for this generation of kids coming up…I wonder if there is any real love left for them.
Posted by YardFlex at 01:21 PM | Comments (0)
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Stop abusing the women

By Buffilous
What the hell is happening in the country when it comes to these men feeling as if they can treat women like punching bags. Come on man it’s time this foolishness stop.
What in blazes can a woman do a man for him to punch her in her face, mash har up and do all manner of evil with them. Now check out di latest whey wi hear, dat Bounty Killer inna one mix up with him and another woman outside di Escape club.
Well from whey wi get it, him tun up deh wid another woman and one a him nex woman confront him.
Even if she did jealous and shoulda know betta dan fi confront di Killer, it neva gi him nuh right fi beat har up like dat.
Wi hear sey it suh bad dat police did all haffi haul him backside a jail.
Now come on man, a time man start to think and realize sey woman suppose to be di weaker sex and stop batter bruise di woman dem.
Mi all sorry sey a nuh foreign wi dey whey di law likkle more pon di woman side, cause inna dis ya country, it come een like sey dem government doan give two hoots bout woman…chu…mi tiad a it yah man.
Posted by YardFlex at 03:00 PM | Comments (3)
Shame and Scandal

Bwoy dem people yah nuh easy at all eeh. Imagine afta wi star Usain Bolt gone a Czech Republic a represent to di worl' di man dem go kip up some almshouse ting and rob di youth apartment. But a big, big, shame and disgrace dat ynuh. Di world idolise Usain and all wi waan do is pop him dung. No sah, whoever do dat need fi guh check dem self self.
Yardflex sey unno fi come offa dem tings deh - straight, zeen
Posted by YardFlex at 09:11 AM | Comments (4)
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A which minister a cover up fi gay

A what a gwaan, wi did tink sey di Prime Minister sey "no gays around here...not in my cabinet."
Suh a wha dat wi a read inna di chat sey one minister a cover up fi a big ole gay man whey dem find inna him office a fool round one likkle bwoy. And from what wi a read it come een like sey a nuh di fuss time either, we understand sey a him practice...so a how come him still inna him big job
No sah, him mus have some kinda secret fi dem. Bruce, you betta check out da one dey cause if yuh know sey dey gay deh inna fi yuh cabinate and a allow dem tings deh, den is a straight Peter King part II you gooda a look at.
Posted by YardFlex at 12:41 PM | Comments (2)
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Passa Passa

LA Lewis in the news again
Bwoy, every whey yuh tun yuh si LA Lewis graffiti pon di wall dem, but it come een like sey yuh a buck im up inna di news more dan pon di wall dem nowadays. First di drama wid him an Lady Marsha...whey she want back har tings from him, den him go try kiss har inna court house and now seet deh dem evict him. Mi sey one big crowd teck in when dem a fling out him equipment dem and according to to di deejay without a good song, him a guh thru "financial depression". But a wonda whey him a guh come wid nex sah.
Poor and Boasy deals with the situation
Yes bwoy Poor and Boasy seh him a guh tun himself in to di police fi clear up di matta whey dem a call up him name sey him involve inna stabbing. Put whey wi curious bout is wha really guh dung. Suh why dem just pick fi him name outa di blue suh fi sey a him. And den again, him just get di million dollar and it look like sey it haffi guh inna lawyer fee. No sah...we ongle hope sey him neva have nutten fi do wid dem alligations deh.
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Passa Passa

Queen Paula pop dung?
But a wha dat wi si di odda day sah? Fi real di big big female dejay inna di middle a street a push har car whey bruck dung pon har. Now mi hear some people a sey dat fi a big big artiste if she couldn’t call one a har friend dem fi help har and some a wonda if she neva did a service di car good. It neva look suh good fi smady suh hype a tuggo tuggo wid dem car
Beenie Man Bredda free
Bwoy Beenie Man bedda must be breathing a sigh a relief now. Dem clear him Wednesday offa di charge sey him rape him bredda girlfriend. But as dem sey one man’s joy is anodda man’s grief…cause di victim neva happy at all, she all get inna argument wid Bird inna di court corridor. A just suh di system set up…hush.
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Wrong move

By Rootzgirl
Now the babies doan born yet and already bad examples are being set for them. Can you imagine two pregnant women went to the clinic and should be focusing on the wellbeing of their babies growing in their tummies, instead at that stage they are getting into fights?
Reading the report in the Star I had to wonder if these women realize the awesome responsibilities they have as mothers bringing children into the world.
According to the report everything started because the guilty woman went to the clinic and saw the complainant with the father of both their unborn babies.
She said she ignored them and sat elsewhere. She told the court that when she went to the bathroom she was attacked by the complainant who hit her in the mouth.
The complainant had a different story. She said the father of her child was not at the clinic. She said she was ambushed in the bathroom by Miller who grabbed her face, and when she tried to use her hands to push her off, her finger went into Miller's mouth and she bit her.
She said she had to get injections and medication for the injury. Miller was ordered to pay the complainant for her medical expenses.
It gets worse here, both of them are pregnant for the same man and moving in the same circles…what the hell kind a future will there be for the kids if they start fighting already…before the children are born?
Posted by YardFlex at 01:25 PM | Comments (0)
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It’s a crying shame

Now tell me, what do you expect from the young generation when parents cannot lead by example. The only thing I can think that, no wonder the society is in the state it is in after reading a story that was carried in the Star yesterday.
According to the report police in Hanover were called in to a high school in the parish after a teacher was attacked by the parent who was upset that her child was scolded earlier.
The report went on to say that after arguing with the teacher, the parent chased her around the school while hurling stones and bottles at her.
Now you tell me, what is the world coming to, when teachers can no longer be allowed to carry out their job function in peace.
No wonder many teachers are taking a ‘stand back’ attitude and not going overboard for their students…with parents like those it’s hard for them to go above and beyond the call of duty. I pity the kids who will never what it means to have a teacher who is passionate about her profession because of the indiscipline parents.
In my day if you were reprimanded at school , you keep it to yourself as talking about it, might earn you another thrashing or scolding.
Society is in a sorry state and parents are not making it any easier…it’s a crying shame.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:15 AM | Comments (0)
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A suh woman fi move

Bwoy what a big coup Buju common-law wife of 18 years Lorna Strachan pull off. Yes bwoy mi a read di Chat! teday and si sey Lorna she get har due outa di relationship, afta Buju did a hol hard end wid har demands. She teck it to di Supreme Court and luckily him settle before tings coulda get messy...cause unno done know sey if it did eva reach a court a right dung di middle tings woulda split.
Check out except from di story in today Chat!
Strachan, who enjoyed an 18-year relationship with Myrie — which produced five children — went to the court in April this year in a bid to have the joint tenancy severed for several properties which she and Myrie own.
According to a source close to the couple, after a breakdown in the relationship which led to a separation, Strachan sought to protect herself and, in particular, their five children. She reportedly approached Myrie with a suggestion that certain properties which were owned by both of them be signed over to her and in turn she would willingly relinquish all rights to other properties in which they shared tenancy in common.
It is reported that initially Myrie refused to entertain this suggestion and as a result, Strachan took the matter to the Supreme Court. But, according to the source, “good sense prevailed”.
“She had his back against the wall. After so many years of them being together, she would be entitled to half of everything he owns. So it made sense for him to give her what she was asking for,” the source stated.
It is reported that the properties in the claim included an apartment at Priory Court, Devon Road, St Andrew, the property at Ballater Avenue, Kingston 10, which houses the Donovan Germain-led Penthouse empire; houses at Jacaranda Close, Braeton, St Catherine; Carlisle Avenue, Kingston 8; and the family house in Belgrade Heights, Kingston 19.
In addition to being given the Devon Road property, Strachan also received the house in which she now lives and 25% of the Ballater Avenue property, which was reportedly jointly owned by Germain and Myrie. The source added, however, that in the case of Ballater Ave, Strachan’s name was always on the property, its “just that it’s now changed to joint tenancy”.
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What’s wrong with our generation?

By Buffilous
Look here man, a have to tell yuh dat a getting sick and tiad a di way dis ya generation a galang. It nuh pretty out deh. Call a spade a spade, some parents need to pull up dem damn pickney and meck dem have manners to dem elders.
Yuh know why di society caan better? Meck mi tell unno di truth, it come een like sey some parents waan treat dem pickney like dem meck outa glass and treat others like sey f idem own come from dungle heap.
Now it reach a stage whey teachers caan even lick pickney, cause di same set a bad bruck parents dem a guh a school go attack teacher. And when it come to di test di pickney dem tun out like rotten tomatoes.
Now look wha happen di odda day at di police station. According to mi did a read inna di Star one female police inspector was attacked and punched repeatedly by a a teenage girl whey dem carry in fi counseling.
Now dat deh pickney nuh waan nuh counseling she waan smady fling two lick inna har skin fi meck she undastan herself. If she did a get some good discipline from mawning she wouldn’t suh brazen. Fi wi parents never fraid fi burn wi skin wid lick and win uh di wuss fi it. Now wi disciplined, ha manners and wouldn’t dream fi duh dem tings deh.
Some a dem teenagers get tuh much leeway and a time parents realize sey a f idem job fi discipline dem and stop meck dem dictate whey dem waan duh and such tings.
Unno duh, start save dis ya generation before it too late…cause heaven help wi if dem caan tame again.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:54 AM | Comments (3)
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Nuffy and Ghandi fi cool

But a wha do Nuffy and Ras Ghandi sah, di two a dem fi cool and hold dem corner.
Cause fi tell di truth mi neva hear gun fire from dem tell mi si story pop up inna paper bout dem inna verbal war.
Bwoy some people wi use any likkle foolishness fi dem name pop up inna paper sah.
Verbal war, mi backfoot...all some writer fi go look story wid substance and stop promote every likkle foolishness.
Mi not even know two song whey Ghandi duh and as for Nuffy...well a one MC wi wouldn't miss pon stage.
Posted by YardFlex at 02:32 PM | Comments (7)
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A wha dis fada!

Bwoy mi a tell yuh, di recession a lick everybody but mi a tell yuh sey it dread pon dis ex a mine. Dats why mi a tell yuh sey when tings a gwaan fi yuh, yuh mussi hype and galang like sey you know what can meck patty.
Yeah, him use to spend a change pon mi but more time him come like sey him woulda waan mi fi crawl pon mi knee fi get nutten outa him han.
Yeah man fi ten years mi panka panka wid him and di wuss ting bout it nuff time time mi all a depressed cause between mi an unno him have him wife and yes mi know unno a guh sey mi deserve it, but when mi did just get in, him neva tell mi sey him married. A matter a fact mi neva si him wid ring pon finga yet! Suh when mi eventually find out mi did done in too deep.
But mi nah lie yuh still, more time when mi can deal wid di frustration mi hop pon a plane and go a Bahamas go check a little guy whey crazy bout mi…and him a one real wucker man!
So fi real, more and more mi get fi shake di feeling whey mi did have fi di married man.
Afta mi finally get ova him and move on wid mi life di man come a borrow, borrow money from mi and di wuss ting is him come een like sey him waan use sex fi repay it.
But si yah, a whey him teck tings fah, him tink sey him can use wucking fi pay mi back mi money.
Man him need fi wheel and come again.
Anyway…mi haffi ketch back a flight to Bahamas…so mi wi check in more time seen.
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Take care of your children!

Yesterday while on the way to work, I was listening the news and the report shocked me to the core. You would think that after all the campaign that has been going on regarding child safety we would at least see a dent in the careless deaths of our children.
The news stated that the rate is alarmingly in children under 2 drinking harmful substances such as pesticides and other stuff and ultimately dying.
According to the report the percentage is high and that they are urging parents to be careful so that the numbers can go down.
Now let’s be logical, as a parent, why the hell would you need a report to tell you that you should be careful…isn’t it your duty to protect your child?
Babies will always be curious, they have no sense of reasoning when they come across harmful substances to decipher that they should not put it to their mouths…therefore adults have to be their eyes and everything and ensure that dangerous stuffs are well out of their reach.
Honestly it’s sickening the number of careless deaths that occurring with our children. Some parents are just too lazy or lackadaisical to take the time and properly watch their children. Of course I am not knocking those who tried to dot all the I’s and cross every t where security is concerned and still that ‘unforeseen’ occur. That’s a heartbreak all on its on.
I’m talking about parents who ‘want to brag about the babies’ but can’t be bothered with the day to day drill of watching their kids and properly taking care of them.
Come on, I am dreaming of the day when I can listen the report and hear how the numbers are drastically going down
Posted by YardFlex at 09:56 AM | Comments (1)
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Is an Ugandan girl carrying Akon’s baby?

Check this out, yardflex came across some hot gossip online and according to the story a UK based Ugandan girl is pregnant with singer Akon’s child. In unconfirmed reports heard from within the alleged mother-to-be’s circles, the girl, a major party animal whenever she is in town and whose family has got ties with the Ugandan fashion industry and was rumoured to have spend a lot of time with the singer on his last trip to Uganda is several months heavy.
This would mean that she conceived later after the said Kampala romps as they allegedly took place over nine months ago. Wow...we'll keep you informed.
Posted by YardFlex at 04:34 PM | Comments (3)
Shooting at Best of the Best

A wha dis wi a hear sey during the Killa performance gunshot fired. A wha do dem yah people star? Yardflex understand that no one was hurt. To us it would seem that someone got overzealous in the crowd and acted irreponsible. Honestly that's why it's so hard for some people to support dancehall, you always get this kind of behaviour.
On a good note, you can see the Killa was holding his own on the show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdaLiAKSkTw
Posted by YardFlex at 04:19 PM | Comments (1)
Word of mouth contract still binding

Imagine, after Freddie a hold him Reggae meets Rockseady show all dem years and a get good crowd, di one year him go add Dancehall to it, is a different story. It come in like seh di dancehall people dem bring dung pure bad blessings pon di man ting. Di crowd nuh turn up and de dancehall artiste … di same one who tell Freddie fi add dancehall to it .... doan show up. And den a go talk bout a true him neva have nuh contract. It look like nobody neva tell him say word-a-mouth contract is just as binding as di paper ting. And, furthermore, look how long Freddie did a promote him ting and Kartel name a call up as one of di performer dem. Why Kartel neva bawl out from dem time deh say him no have no contract and mek him fans dem know say him nah go deh a di show. A almshouse ting dat him keep up pn Freddie and him fans. Him suppose to apologise, cause it doan look good.
Posted by YardFlex at 04:06 PM | Comments (3)
« Rocksteady should never have met dancehall | Main | Hottie Hottie of the Week »May 26, 2009
Did someone really die during a daggering dance

The news is making the rounds that a girl died at a dance in Seaforth…Dutty Fridayz, fi real wi check out di video and it appears suh fi true.
Di video did disgusting cause from whey wi watch. Di girl lie dung and di man supposed to jump and land pon har proper and start dagger, but him miss and land inna har head and from dat, si girl unconscious.
But di sickening part inna di whole mix up is dat you could hear di selector a sey Di Gal dead, batty kill har.
While watching di video unno notice sey apart from throwing wata pon har nobady nuh meck nuh move fi help har. Or rush har to di hospital…just business as usual and dem a party like nutten nuh wrong. A wha di hell kinda world wi live inna when a simple ting like life nuh mean nutten.
Now wi nuh know if di girl regain consciousness or not…but a hope har family come forward and lick out gainst dem almshouse ting inna di dancehall.
Check out di video and tell mi what dat look like to unno.
Posted by YardFlex at 01:05 PM | Comments (26)
Rocksteady should never have met dancehall

Bwoy, mi nah tell nuh lie, we nuh tink it was such a good idea fi Rocksteady meet nuh dancehall at all. Cause a nuff nuff people wi hear sey dem couldn’t badda wid di dancehall part a dat dey package suh dem nah badda guh. Now di classic show never enjoy a bumper crowd at all.
But di ting whey bun mi most of all is di fact dat Vybz Kartel never show up a di people dem show.
Afta how mi read sey Freddie include di dancehall segment pon di show because a one cvonversation whey him did have wid Vybz when dem buck up a airport. And Kartel ask him sey why him nuh include di dancehall part pon it.
Now Freddie teck di suggestion and include it and in di end di people a di show deh pon “a gaza wi sey” and no Vybz Kartel fi come perform.
Personally wi tink sey dat a big, big dis and people need fi hear one official explanation on why him neva tun up.
Next time Freddie fi just do him ting and meck Rocksteady meet Reggae alone.
Posted by YardFlex at 09:52 AM | Comments (11)
« Montreal’s International Reggae Festival aims to please all reggae lovers | Main | CD review Songs 4 Worship: Gospel - Soul »May 23, 2009
How cruel can one get

Honestly just when I think that things can’t get any worse, I read a story that really shakes me up.
Take for example the story in the Star yesterday (Friday) where the 50 year old woman was forced to drink acid and on top of that beaten with a dutch pot in her head.
It makes your stomach crawl just thinking about the act, how cruel do you have to be to do something like that?
What pain she had to endure before dying with her insides on fire, as the deadly substance made its way down. What kind of person does that?
What kind of punishment do you give someone like this? And worse, maybe that person will not be brought to justice as I can’t see anyone coming forward to talk about it.
According to the story the cops now have in custody a Tivoli man who they allege forced a woman to drink acid and beat her in the head with a Dutch pot.
The victim Rhona Graham who was also Tivoli resident, died in hospital a week after being admitted in critical condition.
All this because of an argument she had with someone else, with the ‘bad man’ being called to intervene. She got aggressive to him and he did that to her. True, in these times if you can take the peaceful way out, it’s best, but oh mercy…I don’t think anyone deserves that at all.
Posted by YardFlex at 11:37 AM | Comments (6)
« Man beats stepson with tree limb | Main | DáVille thrilled Dominicans at Krazy Kokonuts »May 21, 2009
What the hell is happening in our schools

What in blazes is happening in the institutions where the young ones should be learning good morals and getting a useful skill for life.
Mercy, I cringed in disgust after reading an article in the Star regarding the disgraceful behaviour of a female teacher at the institution who bent over and spread her buttocks in an act of disrespect to the principal.
Now what I want to ask is, if these are the people charged with the responsibilities of teaching our students, what does that say about the education system?
According to the report in the Star the incident has left many at the school outraged at the very nerve of the teacher, whom term as "ghetto fabulous".
"She nuh ave nuh manners, nuh nuttin," one person said. "Yuh tell her morning and she not even responds. She won't even dress appropriately for work. She come here dressed in rubber flip-flop, tight colourful pants, tight blouse that sometimes shows her belly. Plus, she wears the most ghetto weaves every day." The source continued: "The principal even tried going to classroom recently to carry out an assessment exercise and she shut the classroom door, locking out the principal."
We at Yardflex would hope that the powers that be will look into this situation and ensure that this woman never be allowed to teach at another school.
Why should she benefit from our hard earned tax dollars just so she can flaunt and behave in any way she wants. It is time the government hold those who paid to be good examples for their charges accountable for their actions.
It is a crying shame...teachers ought to do better than that.
Posted by YardFlex at 03:41 PM | Comments (6)
« PM receives report on controversial flight from Cuba | Main | Labor Pains »May 20, 2009
The mysterious US$500,000 from Cuba

People still a wonder whether or not di former PM and him entourage of people from di cell company did have US$500,00.00 when dem come back from Cuba last week Thursday. When Nationwide bus di story weekend everybody did inna uproar. And then Missa Patterson and the Digicel people dem issue statement say dem neva have no money like dat with them and no Cuban national neva deh pon di plane. Well, now dat di report is out, we a hear sey di police a go give di report to the DPP and mek dem decide if anybody fi get charge as a criminal or if people just fi get discipline. We want fi see how dis one a go resolve.
What did you do with your old phone?
What a way di cellular war a heat up!! It just too funny. Claro a gwaan wicked wid dem advertising. We hear one pon radio yesterday, it bad like you don’t know. Claro a tell people how dem a di best and say people fi dash weh dem other phone from other network. Den dem ask a question. What did you do with your old phone? Did u sell it? Claro, you ad a happen.
Posted by YardFlex at 06:23 PM | Comments (1)
Finally! A ray of Hope

Finally, I can say that it seems as if there is a glimmer of light on the horizon when it comes to the protection of our children.
The Ananda Alert system, created to help find children who go missing, was officially launched by Prime Minister Bruce Golding at Jamaica House on Tuesday.
The system was born out of the much publicised abduction and murder of 11-year-old Ananda Dean last year.
The programme will never bring back little Ananda to her hurting parents, but at least through the efforts launched in her name may stop another mother from going through the same kind of pain.
Of course no amount of programmes in the world can take the place of parents giving their children valuable advise such as not going anywhere with strangers, not allowing them to give them things to lure them away, being very alert…and teaching them from early recognize the warning signals that something could be wrong.
Parents too must be vigilant as there are times the person they are leaving their children with are the very ones who are posing a danger to them.
It’s hard to tell as many present the right front that would have that parent trusting them…still be on the alert.
During the launch the Prime Minister made the plea to parents to protect their children who are too young to make informed decision.
We don’t need the Pm to give this warning, it’s time the society came together and rally around the most vulnerable…let us all have each other’s backs in the fight to keep our children safe
Posted by YardFlex at 09:24 AM | Comments (1)
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Jah Cure in Altercation
YardFlex understands that there was a shooing at Jr Reids club on Eastwood Park Road on Saturday night. It is said that Jah Cure had an altercation with someone from jail, who's friend in turn stepped to him. Jah Cure allegedly drew a knife at the person approaching him. The friend then called his posse who came to the club and shots were fired. One man was shot and injured.
Posted by YardFlex at 08:27 AM | Comments (13)
« Funeral home a big business | Main | Ziggy debuts at # 1 on Billboard Reggae Album Chart »May 15, 2009
Leave Chris Gayle alone
Why dem Jamaican artistes and sports people woan learn fi careful whey dem sey to foreign journalist cause from whey wi si it always come back fi haunt dem.
Now KLAS play clippings Chris Gayle interview and from whey mi listen to mi nuh get di feeling sey him hate West Indies cricket and can wait fi focus pon 20/20 cricket.
Di woman put har own spin pon di interview and den everybody a run wid it…lef di man alone. Him did done tell dem sey him a fill in and never have nuh intention mek teck ova di captaincy fi di rest a him cricket career life. So wha him waan smady younger fi teck di reigns? Mi hear di man sey him wi be willing fi guide whoever dem select till dem aright, but him waan do odda tings wid him life and dat when you a captain, you too bogged down and it lef little room fi focus pon odda tings. Nutten wrong wid dat? So how everybody a act like sey de man betray di whole country and di whole a di West Indies.
But it serve Chris Gayle right him shoulda member sey dem journalist love put words inna dem mouth and phrase tings fi get one bigger sensation outa it. Nex’ time him fit ink twice before him start fi ansa question.
But all wi a sey is dat, unno low di youth man, walk a mile inna him shoes before unno start to form opinion.
Posted by YardFlex at 12:50 PM | Comments (2)
Funeral home a big business
By Buffilous:
Bwoy mi a tell you from di odda day, mi just a pree what a teck place inna di country. Unno nuh realize how dem a pick off people like fly now. In just three days all up to fifteen people a dead.
In light a dis it meck mi start to tink bout which business a di safest one right now fi invest inna. It certainly can be stage show cause dat’s di biggest risk right now. Sometimes all when you have a good package is not a guarantee that it will work out. Look pon Sumfest, May almost done and wi still caan si no press release fi si a which international act dem a have fi di night dem. In fact wi hear sey Sumfest a keeo, but wi still nuh hear much fire bout it.
Mi a sey all a dat fi sey dat di only business smady who sure fi get new business everyday is di funeral undertaker. Him nuh haffi wonder if nuh new business a come in di ongle ting him haffi tink bout is whey him a guh put so much bodies.
Bwoy di odda day mi a drive a come in from Ochi and mi affi sey dat di amount a hearse whey pass mi inna dat short space a time, mi couldn’t help but wonder a how come so much people a drop out.
Now who now drop out through violence, a guh through natural cause…so if you add di shooting and stabbing death to the natural cause one…di figure staggering.
So fi real, mi deh ya a tink sey maybe mi a hunt fi money inna di wrong field…a might have fi change courge and borrow a smalls fi open a funeral home…mi nuh know…whey unno tink.
Posted by YardFlex at 12:44 PM | Comments (2)
A which female singer a lesbo?
But a wha dis a circulate pon di entertainment scene sah. it nuh nice at all and we at yardflex still inna shock pon some a di news whey wi a hear...seh di female singer whey everybady love a touch pon di two side a di fence. She have har straight up man and she have har woman pon di side tuh. Wi all hear sey one a di time smaddy walk in pon har a get har ting sort out proper from di business woman inna har office. No sah...we pray dat dese are jusr rumours...
Which DJ have baby mama drama
But a which DJ baby madda haffi drag him ass a court because him woan mind him pickney? From what wi hear unno woulda shock if unno really find out a who...him di deh bout him talk a lot of conscious tings and livity and all dat crap and caanev even sort out him owna youth. Wi hear sey di woman a di original, one whey him have from long long time maybe far back as Ethiopia and now him a guh play har like dat...no sah...we hope him nuh badda meck di court decide...but do whey him supposed to.
Posted by YardFlex at 12:18 PM | Comments (15)
« The ‘Awakening’ of Julian Marley | Main | Elephant Man- Bless We More »May 12, 2009
World’s fastest man get fastest cheque
Jackass seh di world no level and a really true. Not even two weeks after Bolt crash him 2009 BMW di people dem ova di insurance company just laugh off dem teet and pay over the cheque fi di $15 million car. Everybody know seh insurance claim a di hardest money fi get and all three months after you car crash you still a wait wid you hand pon you jaw fi you money. What a helleva advantage Bolt have ova everybody why fi him claim haffi settle so fast. We hope seh who have a dat deh company line up outside and doan leave till dem get dem money. We love Bolt and everything, but some tings just not right.
Alaine and har BMW to di worl’!
We love how Alaine coulda just fork out di million dollar and pay off di cutoms people dem after dem claim say her BMW did undervalue. But, to how di release from the customs people dem did write it look like say dem did a carry feelings fi di girl. Everybody know say Alaime a no di only person who bring in vehicle and customs do dem check and say the vehicle undervalue. So why a she alone dem haffi send out big vulgar release pon, like dem wan’ dun di girl career. Alaine, you and Don just gwaan mek good music and doan watch no face. You BMW a tek life and it doan crash.
Alaine’ didn't know BMW was undervalued
Reggae singer and songwriter, Alaine Laughton, is adamant that she did not know that the damaged 2007 BMW motorcar she had imported had been undervalued.
In a statement, the singer declared that “The third party handled the entire importation process including submitting the documentation which undervalued the vehicle to the Customs Department without my knowledge or consent.”
She was therefore quite surprised, when after crusing around in her vehicle for a year, the customs department informed her that their investigations showed that she had made false declarations and she would be slapped with a fine.
According to a release from the Customs Department, the artiste, declared the car was valued at US$8,915 but investigations revealed that this value was understated.
The BMW was seized and a penalty of three times the duties avoided was imposed, that is JA$1,388,000.00 for breaching sections 209 and 210 of the Customs Act
This penalty was paid and the vehicle returned to Alaine prior to the release of Monday’s statement by Customs.
release quoted Walker as saying.
Alaine rose to prominence locally with the sngle No Ordinary Love . She appeared in the movie Clara's Heart alongside Whoopi Goldberg. Laughton has also penned songs and provided back up vocals for the US-based stars, Cam'ron and Freeway.
Posted by YardFlex at 12:15 PM | Comments (10)
« The rebirth of Denroy Morgan | Main | 10-year-old strangled »May 11, 2009
Shebada's Concert Craze
Di people dem really love Shebada. Stampede and fight and bere tings a gwan outside of him concert at Mascamp last night. Some people who already buy the tickets cut out and go home before the concert even start because of all the madness.
Posted by YardFlex at 06:36 PM | Comments (17)
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But a wha dis fada
Bwoy di time dread, mi neva know mi woulda live fi si di day when a man coulda admit sey pum pum nuh wut nutten again.
Yeah man, if unno tink sey a lie wi a tell, just have a chat wid di woman dem a New Kingston, dem a bawl out hell cause nutten nah gwaan fi dem.
According to one likkle catty whey confess to yardflex, nutten nah gwaan at all and di wuss ting is dat dem have stiff competition from di man dem pon di cawnas.
"Bwoy it dread, sometimes when wi si some criss car pull up and swear sey wi a get lucky, ongle fi realise sey a nuh wi dem want, a di man dem pon di cawnas dem come fah."
The other day a man called to one of the pros hanging out at New Kingston and she didn’t answer…you should a hear di way him address har.
"Gwey gal, you a gwaan like sey money deh pon punny…kip dat…a batty a dweet…"
Mercy wi at yardflex couldn’t believe wi eaze all now, it a ring from whey di bwoy she. A wha really deh country yah a come to sah.
Posted by YardFlex at 12:23 PM | Comments (15)
« Party Cruise in T Dot and Afterparty | Main | White & Black Tuesdays in Toronto »May 06, 2009
Minimum Wage is a joke
By Rootsgirl
Honestly this government must take us all for first class idiots. Just look into the situation the minimum wage was three thousand and seven hundred dollars. Following the budget debate the grand announcement was made that it will not be four thousand, wow, imagine that all of three hundred dollars has gone on it. Imagine dat, the government is so thoughtful…they are thinking about all those poor mothers who are struggling to send their children to school and put food on the table…jeez, I’m so overwhelmed at their generosity that I want to cry.
Yeah right, if I shed any tears it will be for the poor mothers and fathers who are already struggling and now it seems as if there is no real end in sight.
Three hundred dollars…and let’s see they put over eight dollars on the hike on gas, they didn’t touch rum and cigarettes, they tax noodle, salt and all the basic stuff that poor people need and yet they somehow imagine that $4000 per week is enough to put food on the table, pay the bills and get the kids off to school.
I lift my hat to all those champion women out there who are beating the odds and managing to somehow make two ends meet…even though in others eyes it’s a miracle.
For real the minimum wage is a biggest joke I have ever seen, the only thing is I can’t afford to laugh.
It’s time that emphasis is placed on the real background of the country, the hardworking mothers and fathers who are still managing to maintain their home and provide decent values for their children. The minimum wage is a joke with the only ones laughing are those who claim to care about us.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:42 AM | Comments (13)
« Ambassador Rihanna Exposed At Reggae Concert | Main | Scenes from Passion Sundays »May 05, 2009
Buju responds!
Yardflex has been keeping you up to date with the Buju debate and we just had to bring you his response that was printed in the Jamaica Observer yesterday.
The Gargamel sent out a fiery response to his critics. Check out his letter below
Dear Editor, To the supporters of an ignoble regime who choose to hold our people and our music in stagnation, I respond personally. Yes.
You all took my statement out of context and I am not surprised.
I am quite aware of how much you would like to tarnish, but you cannot stop truth.
This music evolves like everything else in life.
For you and all your so called 'musicologists' to say the music is all about one person is totally unfair to those like myself who have been making a significant contribution.
Now, let us get this clear, Bob was great, talented, charismatic, the teacher, the father.
But what about Peter Tosh, Alton Ellis and Bunny Wailer? We owe our musical greatness not just to one individual but concerted effort by a brave set of people.
Now after almost 50 years have gone, a new sound and a generation have emerged.
Must we subject them to the scrutiny of an age gone when our reality is much different?
Give us a chance to grow.
Bob was never loved by you in life.
You are all hypocrites who I think are all the real cause why our music has failed to grow over the years with your open embrace for what would contribute to the backwardness of a nation.
If only you would get paid for doing meaningful work.
You think we all are stupid if you are not the slave driver's protégé.
Buju Banton
10 Carlisle Avenue
Kingston 8
Jamaica
Posted by YardFlex at 11:10 AM | Comments (57)
« Pole dance excitement at Hedonism 3 | Main | Barcode Promoter shot and injured »April 30, 2009
Police show private parts to students
By Rootzgirl
What in blazes is happening in our country did you read the report in the Star on the policeman who the Director of Public Prosecutions ruled that charges of outrageous public indecency be brought against him?
According to the story he was reported revealed his privates to schoolchildren at an all-girls school.
All this we understand in an attempt to impress the female students at the institution on Monday.
Now what I want to ask is, couldn’t he have found a more mature audience to try and impress, say go to a male strip joint since he is so proud of his member.
It is disappointing that someone who is charged with maintaining the law should be engaged in this kind of activity and at a place where the girls there should be enjoying his protection.
More and more those who are charged with leading are letting us down, I can’t help but wonder what it will be next.
Personally if you ask me that policeman has a mental problem…he can’t believe he could exhibit that kind of behaviour and not receive the repercussions from it.
In case you are shocked and thinking that this is just too crazy to be true the incident has been confirmed by Deputy Superintendent Michael Phipps of the Half-Way-Tree Police…blessedly for him he did not call his name.
The accused policeman, who is in early 20s, is scheduled to appear in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate's court…let’s hope this will serve to put some sense in his head.
Posted by YardFlex at 10:46 AM | Comments (10)
« Boycott Jamaica? | Main | Scene from Miss World Pole Dancer 2009 »April 25, 2009
A who get jacket
Bwoy some woman nuh easy eeh. Meck di artiste spend up much money pon belly and den mind di pickney fi two months before di DNA test show sey a nuh fi him. Dat’s why when unno a tief a piece unno fi meck sure sey unno saddle up dat nuh accident nuh happen…ohy but wi figet sey him di use one but it mussi malfunction. Well youth, keep yuh Voice strong and next time nuh lay dung inna nuh bed a Roses. Cause seet deh…look wha you nearly get saddled wid.
Posted by YardFlex at 01:16 PM | Comments (10)
« Today's Daily Word - Monday, April 20, 2009 | Main | Broadcasting Commission Issues New Procedures for STV(cable) operators »April 20, 2009
Look before you leap
By Buffilous
A wonder if unno really a teck note a wha gwaan inna di country. Fi real star, unno meck sure sey unno keep pon top a tings when it comes to di decisions dem whey politician a meck pon fi unno behalf.
Rasta George, since di odda day when mi stop have man pon mi mind and a listen to people business mi realise sey a nuff tings did a pass mi by.
Now di only business mi a pree a wha a affect mi and di country. Unno a follow di cess pon gas argument whey dem a consider fi impose tax pon gas.
A wonder if dem member wha happen di last time di government try fi do dat. One piece a riot and people business place mash up and all mi did haffi foot it, go whey mi a guh cause nuh vehicle never deh pon di road fi transport nobady.
Dem fi learn sey Jamaicans dem unpredictable, dem will teck so much and no more and den dem explode like a bomb.
Dem betta find one next way fi raise money and nuh badda wid deh gas tax deh, cause mi can just si one replay of whey di gwaan di last time.
Still a waan fi use dis opportunity fi warn mi fellow Jamaicans dat dem mussi siddung and teck everyting suh. Is not di government have di power a dem. If unno present one united voice and come out gainst di almshouse whey a gwaan inna di country, unno know di difference whey unno can bring about>
Hear wha, mi affi cut now, but tink bhout whey mi she…U-N-I-T-Y a dat mi a deal wid straight!
Posted by YardFlex at 10:35 AM | Comments (0)
« Scene from Simple Elegance British Link Up | Main | BUJU MOURNS LOSS OF BELOVED MOTHER »April 15, 2009
Passa Passsa
But a wha a gwaan
Yuh can imagine di odda day mi guh dung a Clarendon fi attend Mountain Dew Stunt Festival and mi di deh a hol a vibes and ting and den mi girlfriend waan guh bathroom.
When she buss di door open and guh in deh nuh two man she inna di female bathroom a dagga whey. Di poor woman frighten suh till, she nearly drop dung, she get back har presence a mind fi call di police, but by di time she do it dem get whey.
Dem man really a teck dem dutty lifestyle and carry it more and more inna yuh face.
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Poor Xinyu
Bwoy mi caan tell yuh how di upcoming artiste whey name Xinyu struggle pon di stage a Jamalco Sports Club. Not even Dance Xpressions coulda help har outa dat deh jam deh. Yardflex have a likkle tip fi har when she a go pon big big stage, try do some cover version a di hottest song dem and yuh wi alright, no badda wid fi yuh whey nobady but yuhself know.
Posted by YardFlex at 11:22 AM | Comments (10)
« Be careful on the roads | Main | Today's Daily Word - Tuesday, April 14, 2009 »April 14, 2009
What a bloody Easter
By Buffilous
Yeah, fi real, a doan have nuh time fi talk bout nuh man nor nobady mix up right how. There comes a time when you have to dash whey foolishness and realise sey if you watch tings go from bad to worse, den you just as bad as di rest.
With that said mi haffi talk up di tings dem now pon whey a gwaan inna mi well beloved island. Mi caan tell yuh how much mi heart a pain mi right now as a observe wha really a gwaan.
A doan know how much a unno a follow di news but unno realise sey a 11 people dem kill between Holy Thursday and Easter Sunday. Bwoy you woulda tink sey Jesus never shed enough blood fi wi at all.
Mi sey mi haffi band mi belly when mi read Monday Observer as dem report pon di crime scene. 11 people … dem a pick dem off like fly.
And dat nuh di wuss part of the di news. According to the police report when you add dem 11 murder it bring di total death tally for the first 12 days of April to 33.
Backside, a how dem a go hard suh. Mi a talk to mi sistren a foreign and she sey she well waan come out ya but she change har mind. No matter how mi tell har sey that nutten nah go happen to har, cause dem know who dem a war wid, she sey Jamaica a warzone and she nah come out yah.
Mi owna uncle sey him wi help mi wid mi plane ticket fi come look fi him, but him nuh tink sey him a come back out yah …well if sey if tings change him might reconsider, but a mi haffi come look fi him.
Dat a fi just mi alone, mi nuh know how much odda people family a think di same way.
Jamaica gone to di dogs…but a still tink we can bring it back…it all up to wi.
Peace out.
Posted by YardFlex at 12:27 AM | Comments (6)
« Reggae Enthusiasts Attend Concert | Main | Today's Daily Word - Tuesday, April 7, 2009 »April 06, 2009
Gash dem and light them
By Rootz Girl
I am forced to think of the words of Chuck Fenda’s song when I think about all that’s happening in the society. The latest news that has be fired up is one about the 82-year-old man from Bog Walk, St Catherine who was arrested and charged with gross indecency against a 13-year-old school boy.
The worst part about it is that he didn’t even deny the charge, he pleaded guilty to the deed when he appeared before Linstead’s Resident Magistrate Court on Wednesday.
Things like this really get me fired up, now what in hell could he want with a little boy and at his age too. Don’t tell me that I should have some pity for him, no wonder Chuck Fenda said Gash dem and light dem….I think they deserve no less.
Big old grandfather should be doting on his grandchildren and telling them stories about when he was a boy or reading the bible to them, look what he is involved in.
I think they should throw the book at him and let him be an example to those sickos out there who won’t allow our children to grow up in peace, but instead all they do is try to spoil them and break them out. No wonder that fifteen year old in Old Harbour tried to do the same thing to an eleven year-old, who to tell if some sick old fool hadn’t done the same thing to him.
The charge is there for each of us to be on guard for our children, we have to be vigilant and stop leaving them alone with men you think you know so well. Look at that, who would have thought a big old bark, like the 82-year-old would be trying that on the child?
After the boy was there on his parents consent. He was the one who called the parents and told them he had something at home for them. He asked them to send the child to collect it to bring to them. While the child was the old man went to urinate and would you believe it he showed the boy his penis and wanted him to perform certain acts on him…the child refused and ran home to tell his parents everything. Hence the case came to light.
Don’t take anything for granted, know where your children are and don’t leave them to those sickos mercies.
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Poor Looshie
Bwoy Luciano call big press conference a Hilton and people a wonda if it never better him just meck him lawyer gwaan handle tings and kip him mouth shut. Cause him come pon TV and sey him did bail di same youth outa jail one time and now people a wonder whey him did bail him fah, cause Looshie never come out and sey. And him a talk bout a now him nah have no open door policy…but if yuh family live a di studio you didn suppose to start weed out who a come deh from mawning, you nuh want all and sundry have access to dem, don’t?
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Oh for some women to adorn themselves properly!
By Rootzgirl
The other day I was driving down a certain street in downtown Kingston and I couldn’t help groaning inside. In that short journey I must have passed at least six women on the roadside dressed in torn clothes, their big bellies protruding, some looking as if they had not taken a shower from the day before and I couldn’t help but wonder if these women lived with their partners.
Of course I came to the conclusion that they didn’t live with any man, for the simple reason that no man was going to allow his woman to walk through the door looking so unkempt and as my grandmother would say “slackey tidy”.
Where is the pride that would see them taking a good shower, putting on some decent clothes and coming out on the road looking like the ladies they are supposed to be.
It is truly a turnoff for me to drive on the street and see these women parading in all kinds of careless manner…and the worst thing is that they think it is OK to behave like that.
The one instant where a friend of mine told off one and suggested she tried to put herself together must better than that, she was greeted with a string of expletives and told to mind her own business…in fact Miss Ting went as far as suggested that if my friend didn’t watch her mouth then she might get a bullet for it.
So me, I just look, groan within myself and let things lie. If women want to go around like that, then let them…the big disappointment is that there are some careless men around the place who will still hunt them and so why not, they will not see anything wrong with it.
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A music free Jamaica
By Rootzgirl
I’m dreaming of a new Jamaica where people can live in love and harmony. Where we can once again enjoy the simple things in life and kick back to some great music…whether on or off the bus!
Sad to say maybe that’s all I will be able to do …dream. If the government has its way then listening to music on the bus and being entertained on a long journey by watching a movie or taking in some music videos may be a thing of the past.
While the government moves to censor the music, I have no problem with that, but cutting off every avenue of entertainment … well that’s crossing the line.
Needless to say it’s not even safe to be driving in a vehicle that isn’t equipped with a radio. There are times when it will be necessary to listen to the radio to monitor the news especially in times of storms or maybe to find out if there unrest and areas to avoid.
This leaves the big question is Broadcast Commission cleaning up the music or eliminating all forms of music altogether?
If we sit back and allow this to happen then what else will be taken from us? Just think about it and make your voices be heard now.
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Some man nasty sah
Smady can tell mi whey some man a deal wid. A mean, fi real man, mi caan teck di almshouse whey dem inna. Mi is a hot girl whey like certain tings and mi nah shame fi say mi love a man a whey love please me to di max and when mi sey whey please me, mi mean whey REALLY please mi.
So whatever mi want when it comes to sex him fi gi it to me as Ce’Cile sey “just do it to me baby, just do it to me,” and mi nuh affi explain whey she mean by dat inna har song, mi no say unno pick up loud and clear.
So di odda day mi meet dis guy and mi really check fi him and tings so him sey him check fi mi tuh and by reasoning and dating and preeing wi one annodda yuh know sey it was just a matter a time before wi ready fi teck di relationship to di nex level. Well mi tell him sey mi like certain tings and di man bun a fire pon mi and sey him nuh inna dat and him start quote Lovindeer line inna di song and a ask mi if mi cook, cause dat a di ongle ting him a deal wid.
Well, mi come offa dat, since as mi sey mi nah pressure nutten, but wha meck mi vex nuh rhatid now is dat after him bun a fire pon mi request him tun round a tell mi sey him woulda like fi deal with me backway.
Mi caan tell yuh how a line him up wid some words. Mi run di wutless man from outa mi life, cause if him waan mi duh dat, mi nuh sure if him ask man or more woman fi do dat tuh.
Unno si how him hypocritical, bun one ting and den waan practice nastiness fi go mingle wid all kinda tings inna yuh behind.
Chu, at least man di woman ting act as a self cleaning, but mi caan sey di same fi round deh suh.
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What’s with the killing in the dancehall
By Rootzgirl
There is a saying that my grandmother used to repeat and it’s what you sow you will reap. Why are we amazed at the various murders now taking place in the dancehall?” Why the sense of outrage when a boat event turns out to be deadly or shootings are taking place at club events and at the dances? It should be drawing any shocked gasps from us.
We are the ones who have embraced the gun lyrics in the dances which glorifies the act of killing people as if they are not worth much. One DJ even bragged about his prowess implying he’s bold enough to kill man in broad daylight, while another describe the gory details of marrow spilling.
I could go on and on name a lot more songs that makes the act of taking a life seem like nothing, so when these songs help to feed the appetite of the perpetrators don’t complain.
That’s why I have to big up Bounty Killer who recognized the importance of effect songs and artistes have on their fans when he went on stage and said, “mi nuh want nuh more people fi dead!”
Yes that’s the stance artistes should now be taking realizing the responsibility they have and they power they have over listeners. I am not saying that they are the ones urging them to pull the trigger, but if they do songs that are more conscious then it could help bring about a change.
Just go into a hardcore dance and you can feel the tenseness, but on the other hand go to an oldies jam or some singers session and feel the lightness in the air, the sense of enjoyment.
The dance has become a scary place to be and that’s sad. People are now thinking twice before they leave their homes. It’s time to reclaim what was once our pride and joy…cut the almshouse out of it and let’s get back to some real jamming!
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What's popping
What the hell wrong wid Beenie Man? A suh him hungry fi attention dat him affi go outa a him way fi get it. Imagine him deh pon di Ed Lover’s Morning Show on Power 105.1 earlier dis week and before him talk bout him career and tings him went pon a tirade a chat bout him marital problems, him battle with Bounty Killer and di fight whey dancehall a get from government. Well a better him did talk bout dat…we coulda understand although mi nuh know why him a air him dutty laundry inna public fah. Can you imagine Beenie all a call Bar-Bee crazy saying all kinda a tings and a admit sey him did date har. Bwoy Beenie Man bitter sah di girl a do har ting and wi all hear sey she have show line up a Guyana, Trinidad and call a come in now…wha him jealous, him tink she couldn’t mek it without a hitch up backa him or something.
Beenie get a life…if you gwaan yap like woman yuh soon lose respect fi yuh.
Beenie Man also took potshots at Barbee calling her ‘crazy’. He also admitted that he had dated the Junoesque singer, one of Beenie's first public admissions of their failed relationship that had the media world in a tizzy for well over a year.
“Barbee wanted a Chris Brown-Rihanna thing, and I couldn’t deal with that,” he said, seemingly making a reference to the toxic nature of their past relationship where they reportedly had many loud arguments.
When contacted about Beenie’s disparaging comments, Barbee who was overseas on a business trip, said she “had nothing negative to say about Beenie’.
“I am just promoting Barbee right now,” the statuesque singer who scored a hit with the reggae-flavoured ‘Love You Anyway’ this year.
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The Chris Brown Rihanna saga continues.
Backside, a wha dis yardflex a read. According to di website www.wdkx.com di woman text whey start di whole ting a Brown manager Tina Davis. Yes sah, dem sey TMZ do dem groundwork and discover di truth. It look like dem did have a ting before Chris and Rihanna hook up. According to the law enforcement report Brown text har bout hooking up later on and dat Rihanna si and get vex. Look like dis ya saga nah done fi now.
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Merciless and Cobra
Whoi...mi couldn't stop laugh di odda day when mi a read Merciless challenge whey him a sen out to Cobra fi teck him on, bout a him nex. When mi read whey Cobra sey Merciless mussn't call him name cause him know whey him a talk bout mi couldn't help it sah. But di ting whey sweet mi is dat Cobra sey Merciless fi listen Helta Skelta and him wi know sey him nuh inna fi him league fi go teck on clash wid him! Cobra sey Merciless beat Ninja inna him weak stage, him beat Ninja when him strong! Merciless, wi affi agree enjoy yuh victory and nuh badda gu spoil yuh record by taking on Corbra...yuh nuh know sey some snake too deadly fi yuh mess wid.
Vampire Dog
But a wha dat we a read inna di paper bout vampire dog whey a eat off di people dem goat. What nutten coulda really guh suh sah. But afta all di almshouse whey a gwaan a Jamaica, it nuh surprising dat even di dog dem a get possess too.
Transport Authority fi cool
No sah, dem transport people a teck a joke too far now. Imagine yuh a go tell people bout it illegal fi drive round inna public transport wid radio!!! If storm a come, if road block, if any newsbreak you caan get it first hand...wuss yuh gooda alla drive inna sinting whey di radio a warn you not to. No man it come een like dem transport people waan some real work fi do.
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Passa Passa
Jamaica
What a way Marley Plants & Son (contractors) have been robbing people blind. Mi myself get lick tuh. Mi g idem recess lights, air condition units that neva get installed even dough preparation meck fi dem. The cheapest workmanship your money could buy.
Bwoy mi a tell yuh di plumbing wuck duh by electrician, the electrical wuck duh by di plumber and the mason wuck done by di carpenter. Them no stop move the business from location to location and the one Randy Mair and John Marley (Christian)need to pay people f idem things whey still lef inna dem possession.
Chu man du better dan dat, stop lying and robbing di suffering Jamaican people. And a nex ting government must check out whey dem a approve.
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The Power of the tongue
By Buffilous
Yeah man, mi deh yah again and mi know soma unno neva miss mi a damn cause unno sey mi too mix up and love talk up tuh much tings. And it weird dat mi a come wid a drama pon di power of di tongue. A wonda if unno realise how much trouble unno can get into when unno caan kibba unno mouth. Unno all mess up tings fi unnoself when unno chat too much.
Yes sah. A dat happen to a likkle friend whey mi have. She have har good good job a gwaan fi a few years well and di boss lady don dada an get a job pon the endz. This beautiful girl mek one ole Jezebel come bruck har out big time wid di power of har tongue…and it woulda good if a gossip ting mi a deal wid. Just check out dah story yah!.
Seems like in the back of har mind, she was always bi-curious, but is not bi the way right
now, is just one way (the power of the tongue).
Anyway, the Jezibel get fired because di boss mussi show har a who a di real big man inna di company cause she get involved wid him. But how it affect di beautiful one mi nuh know cause afta a few more weeks she just up and lef and to how mi get it it really hurt di boss cause she did a him real parring p.
Den tings become clear when him notice sey Jezzi and beautiful one nuh stop par together and di rumours start fly high and low bout dem affair…it come een like she bruck out beauty and have har under a love spell. Yes sah.
Mi used to fraid a di tongue because mi nuh like people call up call up mi name and tell nuh lie pon mi or chat mi business, but backside mi neva know sey it coulda be even more dangerous, cause di real argument surface yah now sey Jezebel use har tongue fi get beauty hook line and sinker and dat a di real reason why she caan leggo.
Can yuh imagine she teck har from a man wid dat? Well it sound a way but if some man did more adventurous, dat wouldn’t lure har at all.
Peace out yah, cause dis yah world too mix up fi mi brain.
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Vibing at Follow Di Arrow
Big up Bounty Killer
Yardflex affi meck Bounty Killer know that we big up that big speech he made at Follow Di Arrow. Di DJ sey dat him used to sey "people dead" but him nuh want nuh more people fi dead. Him meck it plane sey him done wid di old foolishness cause a di devil voice dat him did a listen now. Now that he is dealing with positivity yardflex just have to recognise this bold step and wish him all the best in the future. We just wish a few more entertainers would take a page out of his book and start promoting good vibes. Maybe that will be the answer to quelling the senseless killings.
Merciless slays the Ninja
Bwoy all now the crowd whey come a Follow A Di Arrow a talk bout di way Merciless kill Ninja Man. Can you imagine, inna him owna parish, Merciless look like him teck back him mercy whey him did lend out cause a nuff forward him receive fi di killer lyrics dem whey him did have. Ninja Man never have a ting fi defend himself wid, cause Merciless was really hard to beat.
Kip Rich done Monster Hempire
Kip Rich was the other victor for the night...him teck on Monster Hempire and daub dem up big time. Nufff people never realise seh Kip Rich did so good when it come to holding him own on stage.
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Passa Passa
Ele, it a look real sticky pon you. Di dancer them a say you haffi stop ‘borrow’ people tings and gwaan like a fi you. Dem say you borrow people song, dem melody and most of all, dem dance move and is like you figet fi give di people dem back dem sinting. Ele, if a true it cyan continue so, cause dem a say di new dance Sasa Step a nuh yours. Dem say is Mundo Ravers originally create the dance and OverMars and QSean do the song. Memba say a Ding Dong did do di original Badman Forward Badman Pullup and Nuh Linga and you tek it over. You also thief the Gully Creepa and a gwaan like a yours.
People, tek a look at the following link and see and hear the original Sasa Step from the original creators and original dancers and decide fi oonuself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve7AlyTQGgA
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Luciano Beating - The saga continues
First one media reported about Luciano beating and then the real crux of the story came out in Chat! To be honest I was wondering why one man would just go ballistic like that to attack Luciano, there had to be something missing!
Apparently the grudge has been carrying over from last year where it is alleged that Luciano drew first blood on promoter Freckles. In the story he claimed he was beaten to a pulp by the singer and his entourage, running him into medical expenses in the sum of $700,000. In the story he even said a friend out of Luciano’s crew told the singer who did not nothing, claiming he deserved it.
The whole can of worms was opened while at a studio when someone brought up the incident and from there the promoter’s blood started boiling again. Just as luck would have it, he saw Luciano at a gas station and in that state he was in…the beating was inevitable.
But how come his followers ran and leave him all alone? Tell you bout them loyal soldiers...when it comes right down to it, they are not so loyal after all.
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Passa Passa
New York
A Wah do the people them wey have all the re-entries and a call police pon people. Them need fi stop...when you live inna glass house, don't throw stone. By the way, Anita me very disappointed with you, me think the fight did done from last year. Me think you, Shelly and Muncy them did squash out things. How the people them send them daughter with Shelly a the hair salon on Farmers Boulevard and as Shelly come in you fling you cellphone on Shelly. But Shelly done you pon Farmers and 115th. When she done wid you, she take you cellphone weh you fling pon har and call you family dem and ask if dem want fi dem beaten too. You all have the nerve fi send police go a the people dem yaad and all pon people whe no do you nutten. A wah kind a ting you a deal wid.
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Florida
A Jamaican restaurant owner from Miami/Ft. Lauderdale bit off a piece of har husband's face. She discover say him a give har bun with a mampy. Well the husband and the matey no do nutten better, them ago open a restaurant in the Ft. Lauderdale Airport. The woman from what we hear is returning to Jamaica.
Jamaica
This man marry two (2) woman, one for many years but him recently wed the other because she young, hot and sexy. The way how him bright, him a flaunt a picture of his new bride in his original legal wife face. The original wife no do nutten more than report him to the authorities. Them lock him up when him go visit him brother at the hospital.
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School girls a gwane bad
Wha mi waan know is wha happ'n to dem ya young gal yah t'day? A wha mek dem jus a itch fi bus driver an ductor suh? Every where yuh turn yuh hear news seh bus driver and ductor deh wid school girl. A wha, dem nuh man enough fi find a big woman?
When yuh a go a work yuh see school girl, walking distance from dem school, a stan up a bus stop, an yuh tink "She lazy eeh, she dun late but deh a bus stop a wait pon bus, 'for she gwane walk". But a nuh jus any bus she a wait pon, she a wait pon di 'special' bus weh har man either drive or conduct, cause dat is de only time she will get fi see him.
De young girl dem t'day sad, sad, sad fi true. Dem self esteem down pon di groun an de only way dem can feel good 'bout demself is to get attention from de bus man dem. Dem feel 'big' when dem frien dem see dem a get special attention from de bus man dem. Den dem hav fi act like big woman cause dem caan gwane like young girl so dem gather up dem uniform roun dem waist under dem belt fi mek it shorter and start wear make up to school. Dem pull dem sock all de way down inna dem shoes like ankle socks cause dem no waan have no visible socks mark pon dem foot cause when dem see de bus man pon weekend dem hav fi look big an caan have nuh sign a school pon dem.
Den de dutty bus boy dem - why dem won't leave de poor school girls alone. Even if she look like she waan dem, leave dem alone nuh, dem a jus little gal an yuh s'pose to be big man. Wha yuh nuh hav nuh young female relative? Low dem man!
Dem same bus man yah encourage de little gal fi carry on wit all kind a slackness fi impress him seh dem all grown up. A wine up inna bus to dutty music and a simulate or actually a have sex pon de bus wid de bus bwoy or any other bwoy weh de bus bwoy choose fi dem.
Bus bwoy all a encourage girl fi sit down inna other bwoy lap, claiming seh bus full - all bwoy weh dem no know. Den de little careless gal all a cut out har uniform pocket so dat sex is easily accomplished without other passengers being aware. What a piece of nastiness! All dis just fi gain and maintain de attention and 'respect' of de dutty bus bwoy.
Jus de other day mi hear news report seh bus bwoy is being sought for giving schoolers alcohol while on the way to school. A wha dem a tink bout eeh?
Den dis other one weh dem arrest fi carry one whole bus load a school girls bout dem gone a river - A wha him did plan fi teach dem, cause a mus field trip dem did deh pon.
Mi no know wha a gwane inna society but mi fraid fi de next generation if dem yah young people yah a go be parents one day.
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Buffilous - Invasion of the helper.
Mi brother refer me to a helper, great credentials, baby sitting certificate and all type of child care courses. Only problem, me did a wonder why mi brother really let her go.
She impress me, food taste nice good, (hand sweet no raass).
But mi soon start fi suspect seh dis yah roley poley gyal hav ulterior motive as someday when she come a work, she a wear make-up, tight clothes and her special wig.
So it happn seh mi hav wus fi go weh now fi bout two week, so mi tell har fi bring har kids dem an come stay a de house. Like a fool mi lef mi man inna di house fi she feed him and de pickey dem.
De gal nevah do a betta ting but tell mi man, seh she call har friend at de hotel weh me a stay an har friend tell har seh har mi check in wid a man. The only man mi see while at the hotel was mi brother, de same one wey give mi she.
Mi really did a wonder why mi sister-in-law fire har, until me talk to her. Me sister-in-law tell mi seh she man crazy, even the trademan - dem weh come a di yard she teck dem number and later on she discover say she and dem a f*ck.
Anyway, you know from when mi man a tell mi seh mi need fi let har go, but him nah seh why.
Dis dutty gal go f*ck mi babyfather brother, and all tell de other staff dem seh she fuck mi babyfather too and how him buddy small...(she is a f*cking liar).
She cause pure choas and madness inna me house (life, f*ck). She all a tell the driver seh she ago send man fi tek me pickney dem from school - but she coulda bright! Me notice seh when mi a call her fi rectify the matters she nah answer mi but she a call mi man. I waan know if a mi did hire har or a mi man did hire she.
Anyhow people mi need fi get dis crosses gyal outta mi life properly, whey unnuh tink me fi do wid har?
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Passa Passa
Lord please deliver Keiva
Imagine Keiva stop dance, open store and a live like pauper.
Me go inna 'Keiva's Closet' as it's called and no light no in deh. Me hear har pon har fone a tell sumady sey from morning she no eat and nutten no sell inna di store. She all a tell di person sey she affi start back dancing and a rehearsal she jus a come from with Ding Dong.
A likkle youth come inna her store and she no stop pressure him fi buy a $6500 shoe wey no worth it. The way how me feel sorry fi har, me did haffi buy a $1200 key chain weh me neva even did need. The way she glad fi di likkle money, she jus grab it and put it inna her pocket and not even say thanks.
Keiva u really need fi pick up back dancing, bcz the store alone nah go mek it.
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Passa Passa
The show got off to a good start, seeing entertainers and other industry personnel coming out in high numbers. However, it was a bit disorganized. They had a problem with playing CD tracks for the artistes to perform, which resulted in Koshens performing acapella.
YardFlex have to big up quite a few artistes that were exceptional dressed for the occasion. They are Queen Ifrica, 'Bad Gyal' Ce'cile, 'Money Goddess' Macka Diamond, 'The Doctor' Beenie Man, 'Flossing King' Flippa Mafia, Spice, Pamputae and Etana.
The corporate people of Jamaica need to acknowledge our local awards and give it much support. They would be quicker to sponsor the Grammy's and other international awards, what about our local artistes and award ceremonies?
Flexers you done know a Passa Passa time now.
We hear a ras make a speech last night say "some man claim say them a man and a beat them wife". We want know if a him father him lick out pon. Tarrus a wah mek your face long suh...a sumn' inna you diet or you still vex bout Rebel Salute when Capleton perform inna you time.
How come the Gully God wasn't at the ceremony to collect his awards? The person who collected the awards on his behalf made a big blunder when addressing the audience, by saying "good night peoples" instead of good night people. A wonder if a inna the 'Gully' him did go a school?
Although Ice is no longer with us, he was awarded for his work done, he got an award for his dance "Gully Creepa". Elephant Man also got an award for the song but was no where in sight to collect it.
Richie B was very cautious and made sure there was a balance with Gaza and Gully, both parties received two (2) awards.
D'Angel why you think you needed to make three (3) wardrobe changes throughout the ceremony. You had us wondering if you were trying to impress Beenie or were u just hyping on Barbee?
Flippa Mafia, me love how you come on the stage and a pop champagne and show us the lining in your suit. "hmm, hmm, Flippa you a real modeler". But how come you never throw way no money...you have all Barbee a wait fi some.
Danielle a whey you get dat deh green boot from? You need fi park it...
Richie B you miss a lawsuit by the skin of you teeth, a wah mek the column dem drop dung. All Etana had to pause her performance because she was 'afraid.'
Flexers during D'Angel's performance she had one significant fan who could not contain himself, he was just clapping away to her every words.
We at YardFlex would like to congratulate all the nominees and award winners of the night, keep up the good work.
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Passa Passa - 'Empty church at Ice funeral'
Photography By: Milton Raynor
What a way nobody no turn out fi the 'Gully Creepa' funeral.
We reach the church about 12 noon only a handful a people was there. Ice's body never reach the church until 12:30 pm, then a few vehicle started to roll in.
We have to big up the few dancers who came out to pay their respect: Dance Xpressions, Keiva, Sample Six, Lady Dagga, Black Roses Dancers and Kangaroo. Voicemail were the only entertainers there.
What happen to all the other dancers, entertainers and members of the dancehall fraternity. How come them never come out to pay their respect to Ice? Me can't believe the 'Energy God' Elephant Man of all person wasn't there. Him ride off of the man dance "Gully Creepa" and never even see it fit to pay him last respect to the dancer.
It only leave us to speculate and pass our assumptions as to what was going on in Ice's life and the reason behind his passing. Could it be fear why the dancers and everyone else stayed clear of the funeral?
As I said we can only assume.
Below are pics from the funeral:
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Jealous woman mixing up Rasta with Obeah
By: Buffilous
Happy New Year mi peeps. Is a long time mi no gi oonu a sound, but bwoy recesshan ave mi a wok all 3 job some a de time – espeshally ow oonu si di Chrismas jus pass. But mi couldn’t kip mi mout pan dis ya one ya weh mi ave fi oonu right yasso now. Caw it hot fe true…mi jus come offa di phone wit mi fren weh a ketch har tail sake a some wicked gyal weh call demself Rasta mi dear people…can u imagine.
Mi seh mi a no di world’s most closest to di almighty, but im must a roll and spin sake a di wickedness weh im so called follower dem a gwaan wid inna di worl. An a nuh jus Jamaica di evil a gwaan needa – di wicked dem find obeah man and ooman anyweh dem go.
Di ooman deh pon a piece a bawlin pon di phone a while a go, suh till all my yeye dem start fi tear up tu. She seh afta she buck up a bredrin weh she did know from long time, im put argument to har an she start check fi im even dough she live a Englan. Dem start fi heng out sometimes whenever she deh a Jamaica and tings begin fi get sort of serious. She seh she realize seh di man was a womanizer an she also know im as a strict Rasta, so instead of womanizer, im say im a polygamist – or a man who follow the 7 to 1 philosophy so popular in Rastafarian way of life. She decide fi deal wid it since she no really did want no permanent live in everyday relationship anyway.
But wat a hell turn up fi di unsuspecting Rasta man an dis ya poor fren weh mi ave. Im ave nuff odda ooman and a string a baby-modda weh im check fa, but im no deh wid all a dem, she she. Im tell mi fren seh im ongle deh wid a few a dem an a im rule an im respect everyone an rey rey and tey tey. Ongle fi find out seh couple a di ooman dem (an im ongle move wid ‘iawtas’ usually) - carry im picture to obeah ooman an tie im up good.
Di satanic gyal dem all carry mi fren picture tu and a try seal har outta di man life and also dem a try fi choke di prosperity outta di ooman life tu.
She seh she notice plenty changes inna har life an bare crosses a follow har, but she just continue a pray and a wonda why. Den one day she go a one shop a Englan where a Christian man from Africa run a video rental. Di man know har long time, caw she always get video from im. Den all of a sudden a next man inna im shop (weh did a visit from Africa) come up to mi fren an start fi tell har ow she is in deep trouble spiritually and di man tell har all bout weh di wicked wolf inna sheep clothing gyal dem do har and di Rastaman weh she deh wid a Jamaica. Di African man seh she ongle need God fi get di demon dem outta har an she fi done wid dat de man deh, caw im cyan hear an won’t believe im ooman dem so wicked.
Mi seh, can u imagine mi fren a ask me fi advice on dis ya one ya. Mi affe ask har if di obeah start fe mad har, caw what di hell she woulda a wait pon fi dig off an lef dat deh man deh.
She seh she frighten fi him caw im really tink im ooman dem a good smaddy. She tell one odda person bout di whole ting besides me, an dat deh person deh know di Rastaman tu…me don’t know im at all.
Den she seh she was even more shocked when di person tell har not to tell di Rastaman caw im naw go believe har, an im will tink instead dat is she a gwaan wid di iniquity.
Me tell har fi tell im and den dump im backside. Some man too fool fool an licky licky and a dat fe reach dem. A so me tell har…an it look like she agree tu.
What is your advice my peeps.
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« Tempo hot yet lacking vibe | Main | Magnum GT Taylor Extravaganza to partner with AIDS Prevention Unit »December 16, 2008
Passa Passa
Suh a how monster empire a deal wid di killa suh?
Di man dem look like seh dem out fi clash bounty a sting with tunes giving some hard uppercut. Di man dem have a tune seh " kartel carry di axe come! nah badda shoot killer caz him get too much box down, a wah do miss ivy son weh use to sell cigarette inna hot sun" fi tell yuh di truth if killer hear diss tune mi nuh know weh him a guh do next, moster rmpire even gave it to kiprich stating that kippo a do woman bottom. Put fun a joke aside, a weh happen to the rims dem bounty did fi get back? crowd a people mi hear seh round head a roast di breadfruit dem down a Sandy park inna, but a cudda how comes him suh bright and facety.
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« Jamaicans among outstanding high school achievers | Main | Byron Lee honoured at special ceremony in hospital »October 29, 2008
Horny and Clueless a Bad Combination
By: Buffilous
Imagine mi meet dis decent uptown bwoy an we inna sup’m fe nearly a year, but only the almighty can explain why de bwoy have such sick cocky issues.
Im did go wey fe go a college and de bwoy nuh drop out an come home claim seh a me im did miss like hell and drop outta college fe me. Well when im touch dung a yard it come een like im go pon a sexing rampage. I mean literally; an worse of all im nuh go ketch a STD…yu can imagine how sick crazy I was when im tek dat deh STD weh him ketch an gi it to mi.
Wait deh - de story no dun, it get even betta dan dat. De bwoy go have sex wid not one but two a mi fren dem an claim seh im waan married to mi. Me so vex mi no know wha fe do wha fe tink an den guess wha im seh…we can work it out caw we in love. I was so disgusted – that mi just look at im an wonda which part im fall dung an lick im head caw a pure eediot ting dat im did a chat.
Oh – by de way did I menshon dat de bwoy seem to have an issue wid using condoms. Dat is how im ketch de shot (STD) inna im parts an pass it gi mi. Mi no know if a inna de moon fe im brain deh, caw de whole entire worl know seh HIV/AIDS a go roun an odda uncurable sexual disease genital herpes an so, an di bredda jus loose an leggo.
Well – de lass fren weh him go ave sex wid run come back an tell mi an she seh how it was a big accident. Mi seh, “Accident, is only wen vehicle bang up dem one anodda accident appen!”
She seh a drunk dem did drunk an how at least she nice enuff fe come tell mi bout it. But me seh de gyal should a neva pass har place inna de first place; an she talk bout how a unconscious she did unconscious. Wat a piece a libaty tekkin an foolishnis…mi coulda inna de deepes sleep suh till – if cocky evva fling up inna mi an mi caan feel it – den mi need one a dem pussy tightena weh deh pon sale.
Mi seh – she no right at all an im worse, but is life. Mi just waan know wha uunoo woulda do if a bwoy dis oonnu like dat. Mi wonda if im tink seh me a koot fe stay wid im afta im up inna mi face an still a sex off mi fren dem. Weh mi woulda a wait pon…fe im gi mi HIV? No styl…layta fe im!!
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« We The People Festival highlights consciousness through music | Main | NCB vs OLINT in court March 2009 »October 03, 2008
Passa Passa
More Vegas party highlights
It did look a little more than coincidental dat D'Angel and Beenie Man arrived at the birthnight get together for Mr. Vegas only minutes apart. What a way dem did look bright and rejuvenated and cheery. Dat a good ting still.
Den at de same birthday/resignation celebration for Vegas rings were shining brighta dan if dem was just engagement. Mi say if you wah see the eternity double row princess cut hardcore piece of wedding looking band on Don Corleon wedding finga...plus a matching gorgeous rows of diamonds on Alain's. Wow we may have missed a grand and special occasion. Are congrats in order here?
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Bembe Thursdays in trouble?
This week Assassin's Girls Gone Wild Tuesdays was expected to be a huge bash, but it was shutdown prematurely by police. Speculations are centred around the fate of Bembe Thursdays that is possibly in line to suffer the same fate.
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« Hottie Hottie of the Week from Weddy Weddy | Main | Stench leads neighbours to headless child's body »October 02, 2008
What a bangarang
By: Buffilous
Yow mi peeps, mi a tell yuh sometimes mi haffi wonda why some people really badda wid relationship. Mi convince a more trouble dan it wut more time. Teck dis woman whey mi know. She life abroad and she married to dis man fi some fifteen years during which she a di main bread winner. She did have two pickney before she married, a son who a now 24 and a daughter whey a 20. She gwaan juggle and tings until finally did husband get back pon him feet and start to meck some real money. Him build a couple a houses in Jamaica including one whey him sey a di matrimonial home.
Being as di two a dem a mi bredrin mi come a Jamaica and decide fi pay di man a visit and bring dung something whey him wife sen fi him cause through him out ya a oversee di project dem. Backfoot, yuh nuh know whey mi buck up inna , mi nuh ketch him live a house wid one 23-year-old girl whey did win one pageant out yah. Big old grey tone man a gwaan like sey him young a shack up wid young gal whey ongle a nyam him out. Cause mi nuh know wha else him tink di woman si inna him.
And di wuss ting inna all a dis is dat when himd eh a foreign him wife haffi drive him round cause him woulda dead if him go inna one car and drive. Now him deh a Jamaica drive round di girl like him employed fi do it. But di drama nuh done yet. Di same woman whey him a profile wid a di same one him wife did sponsor and help financially.
Di wife get wind a it fly dung and low and behold she get a hold a him phone and di amount a indecent picture whey she find pon it she nearly have heart attack. Di wuss ting bout it she did swear sey di man a handicap when it come to phone. One piece a bangarang, fight and yeye black and blue…and di woman fly back out.
Now dem de pon divorce street, but mi nuh know how dat a guh guh, cause everyting inna di wife name…talk bout bangarang
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« Scenes from Asylum | Main | Brick and Lace touched by young fan »October 01, 2008
Beenie Man Walks Free
The warrant that was set for Beenie Man is no longer valid. Beenie Man's tax evasion trial was thrown out of court on Tuesday morning. According to the judge, the evidence was not enough for the case to continue. Now that Beenie Man is cleared of all charges, he has vowed to make sure his taxes will be paid on time and in full.
"Give thanks to “Rastafari” for getting the load off me" is what Beenie Man said, according to his publicist, Ray Alexander.
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« Nikki Z suspended from ZIP 103 FM after a curse word was accidentally played during her radio set. | Main | Mixed reactions to thoughts of 'Dons' addressing Parliamentary Committee on 'anti-crime' bill »September 18, 2008
Love is wicked bwoy
Bwoy mi a tell yu, mi neva understand whey Brick and Lace did a sing bout when dem sey Love Is Wicked, but mi just a find out.
Yuh eva have a friend from childhood days and neva tink bout him inna dat dey kind a way. Ongle ting yuh neva know him did a pree yuh from dem time deh. Well a dat happen to mi. Dis younger friend whey did got and him end guh a prison fi ten years and wi did still keep di link, but pon a friendly basis.
Now him out and di two a wic hook up and a one piece a drama a gwaan.
Mi haffi confess him sweet nuh backside and it come een like sey from di two a wi yeye meck four mi have dem feelings whey just surge up inna mi.
A couldn’t believe it a rhatid. Him handsome, a real thuggist and him blow mi away nuh hell wid di good loving whey him a puddiung.
Mi haffi confess that never inna mi wildest dream mi eva tink sey wi would end up inna di bedroom. Now not to carry tales from the bedroom but di man bad and wicked inna bed. Him a meckl mi climb di wall wid desire and mi hardly waan come back a grung when him sort mi out proper.
Mi nah lie, we really in tune wid each other now, but mi hafffi a wonder if dis wi last cause, mi really check fi him a way, and to meck matters worse him check fi mi pickney dem tuh.
Di ongle problem mi sip on di horizon is dat him is really into dancehall and mi, me more balanced. Him sey him in love wid mi and that it has been so for years. And if mi did really honest wid myself mi coulda spot signs sey him did feel da way deh, but who know maybe mi neva ready fi acknowledge it yet.
Bottom line, mi younger lover have mi head a spin, but chu him have nuff gal pon di list, a claim sey di feeling for me is mutual or maybe mi edge dem out. Him nuh have no pickney and him really waan one. So mi nuh know…meck wi end it yah suh nuh si if mi can find an update lata.
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« Elephant Man did strike twice like 'lightning' with Nuh Linga | Main | Shaggy gets motivated by Barack Obama »September 04, 2008
Woman Still A Fight Over Man
By: Dimples
From me know myself woman a fight over man. Some a the time the woman all a fight over man weh nuh want dem. Imagine yuh and this man a fren and one woman want beat yuh cause she seh yuh a tek har man. Why some woman believe seh every woman a man talk to she deh wid him. Some a the man dem a player yes but a nuh all a dem. Yes and some a the woman dem stay just like the man dem, but at the same time yuh still have some good one. The hottest thing sometime the woman a fight over the man and him nuh want her. What a big disgrace yuh go fight a woman over the man and him turn round buss your ass. Any woman weh dat happen to dem must shame. Suh if unu nuh sure if the man want yuh or him belongs to yuh don't go look nuh war with nuhbody.
Now sometime yuh have some woman weh presumptuous bad. Dem know seh yuh and the man deh but dem no business. Me know this woman weh tell a woman to her face seh she know the man a fi har but she ago tek him still. Everybody know seh man cheat, even if the man rate yuh "man a man' and dem cheat. Suh if yuh inna da position yah and a gal suh bright den buss her ass yes.
And a next thing yuh have some a the man dem weh deserve the beating. Sometime a the man wrong cause the woman nuh must know seh the man have a woman. The man can just tell a lie seh him no have nobody and the woman believe and go deh wid him wen him probably have baby mothers all over the place. In this case the woman nuh deserve the beating a the man ass yuh fi buss. Come to think of it man will seh anything fi get a woman in bed with him, suh woman a nuh everthing man seh yuh fi believe. Get proof or "google him".
Spice sing a song seh "me is a girl weh no fight ova man, from mi little bit a just so mi tan" and some woman agree with her. If yuh no affi depend pan the man and yuh nah go pop down mek him gwaan him ways. Some a the man dem don't worth fighting over cuz some a dem a di same one dem weh give unu AIDS and other diseases.
A dat Dimples seh--------- Talk the tings dem
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« Asafa Powell determined to reclaim record | Main | Irie Jamboree really rocked New York »September 02, 2008
What’s Poppin
Fight bruk out as Mavado wooed Irie Jamboree massive
Irie Jamboree was a blast on August 31 in New York, with headliners like: Elephant Man and Coco Tea blowing up the place in their usual style. Beenie Man rocked, but Mavado tore it up; getting such tumultuous crowd response, that some in the audience got overheated.
Yardflex was surprised at reports of fights breaking out during Mavado’s time on stage, and injuries to some patrons reportedly included a stabbing and broken limb following a stampede of sorts.
Still Mavado did not disappoint and worked at giving fans what they wanted, after questioning them on the same. Did they come to fight or enjoy…did they want to hear him, he wondered aloud.
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Hurricane hustling going on big time
Some people with strong business heads have devised a plan to make a dollar by shuttling others back and forth across the Harbour View Bridge. To lead someone across the bridge the cost is J$100 with the price rising to J$200 if you are taken on the “guide’s” back. The price swings up to J$500 to J$1000 if you have any load to carry along.
There is also a supply of fresh water and soap for cleaning up, upon arrival.
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« Montego Bay flood free | Main | “September To Remember” features John Holt in concert »September 01, 2008
Wats popping.
Reports in the media claimed that Beenie Man was detained in England up on arriving on Thursday on Thursday. Beenie who was coming fresh from a European tour was due to perform at Irie Jamboree last night.
Yardflex want them to give us the 411 on whether or not he was at Jamboree.
Wi love talk up di tings dem, suh if yuh have di heads up gi wi a buzz
VP Office a guh close?
A wha dis wi a read inna one certain paper. Rumour a spread far and wide sey it look like VP inna Kingston mighta close its doors.
No sah wi VP cah shut down a yard, need a local link, so reconsider dey one dah even if unno did a tink bout it.
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« Elephant Man's "Nuh Linga" still in the # 1 Spot | Main | Bounty Killer fined $5000 »August 22, 2008
Mavado and Vybz Kartel at it again

Just when everyone thought the feud between two of dancehall's top artistes Mavado and Vybz Kartel was over, the volcano has erupted.
Ever since Sting 2007 they have been seen sharing casual conversations in the streets, so everyone thought it was safe to assume that peace was in the air.
Despite this, YardFlex now understands that the two have "rekindled old flames". Scatta, a well know producer, has a new rhythm out called "Self Defense Rhythmn" which features the two artistes verbally slandering each other.
In Mavado's song he accuses Vybz Kartel of being a homosexual because he uses "bleaching" products and that he is an atheist. Vybz Kartel retaliated by calling Mavado a "Gully Girl", a gangsta wanna be and then telling him about his sexual relationship with his mother.
YardFlex also understands that Geoffrey Hype, a member of Portmore Empire, was allegedly punched by a member of Mavado's clique. This also added to the lyrical war.
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« Reggae Rising Holds True | Main | Shericka Williams makes dramatic silver run »August 19, 2008
Capleton's absence angers Beenie Man
Immediately after his "Beenie Sizzle" event Beenie Man told reporters that he was upset that Capleton was absent for the show for which he was billed when he, Beenie had performed so well at Capleton's "A St. Mary Mi Come From" event just days before.
Capleton, having just arrived and overheard Beenie's comments explained that his absence was not meant to disrespect Beenie Man, but that his brother had gone missing and a search party had to be organized to locate him.
Beenie Man apologised for his comments, which he said were made in anger.
Capleton's brother was found stranded along the road. Details of his disappearance are still unknown.
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« Pamputtae - "It Good" | Main | Brittany Lyons crowned Miss Jamaica World 2008 »August 18, 2008
What’s poppin
D'Angel and Beenie Man
What a way Ragashanti programme sell off di whola dis week yah wid di whole heap a people a call in bout D'angel and Beenie Man. Some a dem sey dat di two a dem a guh find dem way back together and others sey dat if dem nuh deh back dem fi remain good friends. Mi neva know sey a suh suh much people mix up inna dem life.
More sex tape?
Bwoy mi a hear one big big argument and if dat a true it a guh meck Milk and Johnny tape look like foolishness. Di name whey mi a hear a call up regarding kinky sex from behind...heh hem. If di tape lick dat deh smady nuh have a come back a come back. But if a true a ontgle a matter a time before it buss. Cause how wi get it, di person a pay nuff money fi hold it dung...suh wi hope di money nuh run out...cause...ah bwoy a ongle hope nutten nuh guh suh.
A wha dis fada
But a wha dis fada whey mi hear bout lawman. A caan true. Dem sey when him a smady kick off di man just sey a him yuh know what gi him everyting whey him got! Whooi mi caan laugh. A some serious allegation dat. It suh bad dat wi caan even gi yuh a hint a di name cause if unno eva know Jamaica mash up!
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« International News | Main | Hottie Hottie of the Week »August 15, 2008
Whats Poppin
The "Energy God" buys range rover
It look like a Range Rover a de in ting fi 2008.
The "Energy God", Elephant Man just join the "Range Rover Crew". Only fi him own a nuh black or white like everybody else own, but yellow.
So people if oonu see a yellow Range Rover a pass, oonu nuh affi wonder a who, 'cause its none other than the "Energy God".
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« Descendant of Marcus Garvey up for carnal abuse | Main | Angry mom burns eight year old in face »August 14, 2008
Spice Disses Macka
Even with atistes and fans clamouring for peace, the dancehall contrversy continues. The latest incident took place at the Hype 2008 stage show, Independence Park, Black River, St. Elizabeth on Saturday, August 9, when Spice came on stage and lyrically 'dissed' Macka Diamond. The crowd expressed their delight when she accused Macka of wearing false teeth. Macka, however, chose to ignore Spice and performed like the true veteran of the business that she is.
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What's poppin
Kyino Cunningham back on the scene
From one mix up to a next. We hear seh Kyino Cunningham, (yes the fish) is back in the island. But him brave no backside. We also hear seh him inna one new show weh dem call Candy Shop. From unu hear the sound a dat unu know seh a something freaky. Well inna the show him and him friend go out and get lap dance from two woman and then them realize say dem really a man. Why the hell this likkle bwoy love the nastiness so? If him know weh good fi him, him try be careful cause everybody know how Jamaicans stay when it cone on to homosexuality.
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More sex video
Just when yuh tink di video ting dem a die dung anodda sex one surface and dis time is wid di comedian and the grand daughter of the reggae late reggae king. A wha duh dem people yah man. Di ongle question mi haffi ask is, how much more video out deh lef fi reveal. It look like sey more action deh pon dem entertainer video dan whey deh pon di Peter King Tape.
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Mi woulda sue
Wi a hear a likkle sound like di TV personality might a guh lose har job because she star pon di tape, but straight up mi woulda sue fi dat. She neva tief nutten, she neva kill nubady, suh mi sure a good lawyer could find grounds fi a good case – straight.
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Big up to Charlie Chaplin
Respect to Charlie Chaplin whi get him degree inna some security administration. A long time him inna di security business and mi respect how him go fix up himself proper, suh yuh seet if him get tiad a di music business him always can guh full time inna him odda business whey him more dan qualified fah now. A suh mi love fi si when entertainer focus on something positive and come outa di passa passa. Big up Chaplin, a good move dat, YardFlex proud a yuh.
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« John Holt For Reggae Sumfest 2K8 | Main | Polish group records album at Tuff Gong Studio »June 09, 2008
Passa Passa
Bwoy, what's happening with the Milky One. YardFlex took in the famous video everyone is now talking about and we have to say this woman don't play when it comes to going down on her man! She handled it like a pro, licking it sucking it giving the man a proper fix. Although we could not see the man's face we can tell he was one pleased customer, there has been assumptions that the guy is of a fluid nature.
But honestly, what's really happening? Everyone seemed to be staring their own pornography movie. I wonder who is next.
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« What's Poppin' | Main | Birthday Greeting »May 09, 2008
Passa Passa
What a renkness
Bwoy the reggae awards come and gawn but a nuff nuff gossip YardFlex get outa it. Yuh know sey some people really libaty tecking when yuh come fi tink bout it. Yeah man, mi hear dem a sey dat Macka Diamond look good inna har outfit but she look lacka Shabba Ranks inna wig. But a wha dis man...chu just easy yah Macka yuh a YardFlex girl...straight!
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What a gwaan
Bwoy YardFlex spot a play dung a Westmoreland Curry Festival and mi a tell yuh...wi nuh really know a whey him name but wi know sey him inna Ward 21. Wi spot him a hold Stacious close gainst him and a rock. Well wi nah judge, cause dem can just bi good friends...but Stacious did look sexy still suh wi nuh know!
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Einstein a hide out
Wi hear sey Einstein a keep a low profile cause him and certain member of di alliance kick off and dem sware sey dem a guh sort him out proper. Well mi hear sey him nuh sure whey him stand, suh him nah budge till him sure di threat over him head is lifted. Duh, mi a beg unno please, exercise some peace inna di business nuh.
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« Beenie Man's wine gal holding down the #1 Spot | Main | Ashanti says new song on cheating was about herself and Nelly »April 17, 2008
PASSA PASSA
Wha dis we really a hear bout the DOLLY? She coulda really so fool-fool fi go mek him — wid fi him history — go do dat to har? A wonder if a dats why she a stay way from di Rock so long? She did fi come fi show right after British Link-Up and all now we cyan bless we eye pon har. But, as dem say, a sump'ng a come, a no sump'ng a go.
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Beenie Man bredda deh pon rape charge
Bwoy what a way Beenie Man name can call up. All when him huh do nutten him name get inna di mix a tings. One a him bredda now before di courts fi rape cause him rape him odda bredda girlfriend. But a wha kinda wutless living dat dough eeh. Anyway yuh look at it him double wrong. Yuh wrong fi teck whey people nuh gi yuh and it wuss when a yuh owna bredda tings yuh a pouch pon.
YardFlex undastan sey inna 2004, she guh a di house and har boyfriend go out and she go drop a sleep. She feel like smady a caress har and she tink a fi har boyfriend. before she know it di odda bredda done inna three minutes...di case deh before di court...we wi tell yuh more
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But a wha di big singer really a galang wid. It look like him is a real rolling stone. Fus, him lef yaad a follow back-a wifey gaawn a foreign, den it look like di dolly house bruck down, him run come back a yaad, buy big vehicle and claim seh him a producer. We see him di odda day and him mawga dung to skin and bone. Two tings we haffi tell him: when you a lick chalice hard you need fi eat good food, and second, you need fi tek you career serious and get a manager and while yuh at it fling in a publicist tuh!
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« International News | Main | 2008 Digicel Rising Star Launch »April 16, 2008
Passa Passa
D'Angel just love di video light suh
But a wha suh mi a hear bout D'Angel, sey she love di video light bad. She go a Vybz Kartel party and she did a guh walk somewhey and nuh cameraman nor nuh video light nuh deh deh and she tun back and head fi one next entrance. Anyway, now mi si di connection wid har and Beenie Man...memba sey dem call him Michael cause him caan bear fi nobady else get di mic.
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A wha a gwaan wid Richie Stephens and Heather Cummings
People, mi just a realise sey Heather and Richie Stephens did hold a good vibes a di first Take Me Away whey did keep a di Pegasus and from dat him kip two more and mi nuh si peep fire bout har again. A wha really a gwaan. Mi a ask round and it come een like mi a hear one whisper sey she did shine too much and people did a meck tuh much comment bout how she good and then braps...mi nuh know maybe the big singer can shed some light pon dis one and meck wi know wha a gwaan.
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Pray fi dem
But a which dancer name Kangaroo a guh bout all a di media house dem a beg fi write up bout Dance Xpressions tief him dance move name Pray Fi Dem. But a which media coulda suh careless fi gi dem allegations big write up. A suh dem strap fi story dat every likkle foolishness dem put pon di video light. Mi sey mi hear sey nuh more media house nuh lef fi him guh, but a ongle one pay him mind.
Still mi like di sentiment...pray fi dem yah
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Passa Passa done early
Mi hear sey some people tun up a Passa Passa last week round after two ...yes inna di mawning a expect fi guh party till daylight and every body gawn! Fi real. Di people dem kip dem tings and meet di deadline...suh if Passa Passa can do it everybady can.
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Passa Passa
Bwoy everbody a talk bout how Denise Hunt just gi up Digicel Rising Stars suh and she not even did turn up a di launch. But a dat a ting, dem a sey dat if she and dem did part pon good terms she woulda come and all crack two jokes and 'officially' hand over to Yendi Phillips. But come to tink of it, wi hear sey a nuh she a di face a Singers again either. Tell mi a wha really a gwaan? She legoo Rising Stars, leggo Singers a wha she a plan fi cut from di scene or wha.
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Are they together or not?
Talk up di tings man, is it true that Vybz Kartel and D'Angel deh? Mi nuh know but the street a buzz wid di rumour dat tings might be getting serious between di two a dem. But a nuh fi wi business still...but mi know unno curious fi find out like myself yah.
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Wha gwaan wid Merciless
Wha dat a circulate sey di DJ whey love him Gizzada and mama cooking get long long long sentence a prison. No bwoy it dread if a true. People unno have check it out and email YardFlex if unno know more bout di situation cause him did dj sey him lend out him mercy suh wi a wonda if a dats why none neva lef fi him
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« Morgan Heritage on final leg of US tour | Main | Cedella Marley Booker...may your soul rest in peace »April 08, 2008
Beenie disses the Marleys

Can somebody tell us please what's wrong with Beenie Man. A mean, wah, him nuh have enough problem inna fi him life dan fig uh stir up new one. Imagine him dey pon a show a Bahamas wid di Marley dem and him guh open him mouth as usual him put him foot in deh.
Beenie Man seh big up Ky-mani him a mi fren and respect due to Rita but Stephen a p*ssyhole and all Junior Gong and di rest a dem can gwaan bout dem business.
Now yuh tell mi, who ask him opinion pon dem, im nuh just work di stage wicked and leave di people dem.
YardFlex hear sey couple a di family members dem hear di comment and di really disturbed by them.
A person close to the Marley family came to the side of stage and signal the DJ to end his set.. and dat come een like bad wud to Beenie who just start do "me dun kno the p*ssy dem no like..." Is a wonda dem neva pull di plug pon him performance...but Beenie, do better man. Yuh done have enough trouble widout a borrow new ones.
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Passa Passa
Deva Brat charge fi carnal abuse
Well sah Deva Brat nuh meck him name good inna dancehall yet and him deep inna di criminal mix up ting. Can yuh imagine him inna 14 year old pickney mix up. May 1 a him next court date...but teck a warning from YardFlex stop ramp wid people gal pickney, nuff hard woman out a road look one.
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Chain reaction
Now yuh si whey di British link up kas kas cause. Di party till daylight ting past and a good ting tuh, cause yuh a have too much baggy eyed people a walk bout di place. But whey wi waan know is will all and a mean all a di daily dances dem like Weddy Weddy, Bembe Thursdays and Passa Passa done 2 am tuh? Meck wi si if di world really level nuh.
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Kymani Marley's relationship
But a wha did YardFlex a hear? Our source in Miami give wi di 411 dat Kymani Marley kick out one of him back up singer whey name Jasmine whey him did a live wid and lock har out a di house all because she guh chat to one a him baby madda. But whey wi caan understand is why she did need fi live wid him in di fuss place when har parents dem own Ginger Bay Cafe in Miami...still dem sey love blind...but we nuh like dah flex deh at all.
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Gay teck ova
But a wha dis fada man yuh imagine all gay dem teck dem dutty lifestyle a carnival, gaan wine up pon dem one anodda, mi nuh wrong di three woman dem fi gi dem a proper backsiding. It look like dem waan teck dis gay ting to di world.
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« Jamaica Carnival in full force | Main | Woman can't afford fi go pon Man Diet »April 01, 2008
Passa Passa
What a controversy
Lawks what a way dem a fight ova di rights to Bob Marley song like dog a fight ova bone. Two Bob Marley movies de pon di way, and dem coming out close back a one anodda and now one piece a sinting fi si who get fi use Bob Marley songs! A wonda how this one will turn out. Now although Martin Scorsese is a directing genius and mi woulda really love fi si him get everyting him need to do it, mi personally feel that di widow gonna use har clout fi meck sure sey di songs dem go to di company whey a do di film bout har memoirs...meck wi watch and sin nuh. Bwoy dem haffi guh help Martin people dem sing redemption song.
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Give QQ a break man!
Speaking bout dog and bone but a wha meck QQ parent inna tug-o-war ova him suh man. Can you imagine dem all a end up inna jail and haffi get bail. Now di chile should a spell home wid di two a dem and a enjoy him childhood and it look like sey a him a di adult inna di family. Come on man meck di pickney stop bounce round like him nuh nuh have nuh abiding city and settle dung wid one a unno.
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Guh deh Ragashanti
A whey di Broadcast Commission a deal wid. It come een like dem waan flop Ragashanti show dem fi try know dat dem caan duh dat. Afta di man come and a nice up News Talk 93 a create crazy vibes and ting dem waan put a stop top dat bout dem have proposal fi teck wey di station licennse. Now wi fi start campaign fi kick out who a run da ship deh a Broadcast Commission cause if dem can come up wid a recommendation like dat it simple mean dem nah represent wi and a get pay fi nutten. - Straight!
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« Lohan attacks Best over sex video photo | Main | Luau was banging »March 26, 2008
Passa Passa
Is a crying shame
Bwoy is a crying shame di way how di British Link Up dance turn out. Look how di people dem go out fi enjoy demself and di man end up dead. Den tell mi something a really woman dem did a have di kas kas bout? And den di police a sey a two time dem guh fi tun off di dance and dat di organizers start it back again. Fi real people a nonsense dat dem a chat, cause if dem did really waan fi lock off di dance dem coulda, mi nuh tink dem did go all out fi do dat.
Bwoy it really dread dough, it put big stigma inna di dancehall. Nuh wonda di police dem ban all dance fid at deh venue...it dread fi true.
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Passa Passa tame
Bwoy it come een like di dead stock vibes whey a follow dancehall reach Passa Passa anniversary di odda day. Dem sey di usual amount a entertainers whey generally flock di house was missing and dat dem neva get a bumper crowd. But den maybe a because nuff a di artiste dem did de pon tour and nuff people did a save up dem money fi buy bun and cheese fi di Easter.
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Mavado woman dem a fight over him
Bwoy dah one yah dred, me neva kno ooman cudda bicker over man so. A guess Mavado addi real mckoy fi tru, cuz him ave Avah, a clothes designer from Canada and Gavesha inna one hellava internet war ova him. Mek me give unnu piece a one a Avah message weh she sen pon myspace to Gavesha, "Ok I'm going to try another approach. I'm going to try to speak to you in proper English. Maybe you'll comprehend but with your vocabulary I doubt that."
Ouch! If yuh wah know more, check out dem myspace. No bwoy, dem two ooman yah seriously need fi get a life and leave di Gangster alone. Cuz it clear to me if no want none a dem.
YardFlex will definitely keep you guys posted, as we intend to get to the bottom of this story.
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Poor Real Idiot
Bwoy from what YardFlex a hear di reason why Real Idiot dead a cause him just make a stupid move. Wi get it from good good source sey dem check a man fi collect money fi one a dem big artiste fi do a show fi him.
Apparently di man neva have all di cash which wi understand was $150,000 so di promoter gi dem a gun and 2 lbs a weed fi meck it up.
Wi understan dat on dem way back inna di city dat's about 1:30 am they were stopped by the cops who were on patrol.
Den combine di fact sey dem have gun inna di car and two pound a weed and den if yuh come up wid di conclusion dat tings get sticky from there, yuh right. So him neva did a tief nutten, him just unfortunate.
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« 10 year old has baby for Mom's boyfriend | Main | Cen'C has got those 'Genius Wailer Genes' »February 23, 2008
Passa Passa
By: Ears to the Ground
Bounty done wid Julian?
Yuh done kno mi caan kip fi mi mouth shet aready and mi dun know sey unno love di likkle passa passa. Well it a circulate di rounds big and large sey Bounty Killer part ways wid him publicist Julian...still mi neva get fi find out why so maybe unno can tell mi more bout it.
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Matterhorn fall out wid manager
But a what dis mi a hear sey Tony Matterhorn and him manager have a big falling out. From what wi can sniff out the falling out come bout because she did a withhold money from him fi pay tax. Him meck demands fi it and she nah give it up cause di woman just neva waan nuh problem wid IRS...yuh can imagine a Beenie Man situation inna US! Hear sey dem have a big argument and nah work together again and Tony a manage himself now.
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Reggae conference flop
Mi disappointed inna di turnout a UWI di odda day at the Global Reggae Conference. Mi hear sey yuh did have more speakers dan audience. When yuh look roun a pure empty chairs. It's a sad day in Reggae music when yuh nuh have enough players fi come support di ting. Considering dat wi a celebrate Reggae Month, yuh woulda tink sey it woulda different. Can you imagine, lots of foreign presenters, and very few locals...oh bwoy.
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« Shaggy on The Tonight Show | Main | Marley Documentary Premieres February 6 »January 29, 2008
Yaad Suss
Junior Reid before the court for child maintenance
First, Junior was accused of not settling his debt with someone he did business with...now the latest drama surrounding the 'One Blood' singer is that he is before the court for child maintenance.
Well, to be fair to the singer he was giving the mother of four 'something' but the amount was way below what it took to adequately take care of so many children.
The case will be called up at the Supreme Court today where the judge is expected to settle on an amount that will see the children being properly taken care of.
Hmm makes you wonder which other entertainer out there that is in this very same boat...drop us a link at YardFlex...we want to know.
Come on man, don't let the baby mothers have to be taking you to court to stand up to your responsibilities...it's a New Year...do better than that!
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'Ken' and his Baby doll fall out.
A which baby doll face me hear sey 'Ken' no stop bruise up.
Me hear sey dem go a one show inna Antigua, and 'Ken' gi har a piece a beatin no stop yah.
Whoi me nah lie yuh. Everybody sey di 'serene' one did a tell lie bout di abuse, but now baby doll a tell har "yuh betta tek him back"
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A who get clap off a West Kingston Jamboree
Tell me that Macka Diamond did not get clap off at West Kingston Jamboree!
Bwoy YardFlex hear sey Macka a perform and tings, but it is like she stay too long or something and then a chorus a clap start...mi nah lie, wi embarrass fi har.
Den guess who come on right after – Spice! And she just rub salt inna wound when she sey, "Wha do some gal, dem tink a album launch!" nuh ask if di crowd nuh rail.
But Spice neva done yet, she teck on Queen Paula and start to sey she a talk up di tings, "Listen now Paula, mi hear yuh a talk bout mi guh foreign and owe hospital bill...but let leave the children out of this
this cause a doan want to talk about the slightly handicap pickney weh yuh have!"
Maaad! The crowd rail up fi dat. Spice cut it short cause she sey she nuh want nuh artiste ketch har style and build counteraction... "si yuh a Sting!" she shout before she left di stage.
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« Good start on the Reggae road to South Africa | Main | Lyrics: "Conscience" - Baby Cham »November 24, 2007
Passa Passa
Yardflex came across one angry cop who is vowing to one day get the chance to serve that summons on the radio host who absolutely refuses to take care of his children.
"Him just a go round and a have up dis bag a pickney and di mother dem haffi a come to wi fi serve summons fi get him fi mind dem," the cop ranted.
But what gets to the security personnel is the fact that this same personality can be heard on the air hitting out at men who don't mind their children.
"Di last time mi hear him a lick out fi up a di station and a wait fi him, but the station manager look like him warn him off and him nuh come a work dat day," the cop related to Yardflex.
Well Mr. show host remember, you can run, but you can't hide forever and so save the cop the trouble and start mind yuh pickney dem...shame pon you man.
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Passa Passa
YardFlex came across this article..."Merciless Found!"
Hmm, according to partyspree.com the whereabouts of deejay Merciless, has now been ascertained.
Gadaffi, the deejay's manager confirms that he has finally made contact with Merciless, whose real name is Leonard Bartley, who was believed to be incarcerated.
According to Gadaffi Merciless deh a road now "Leonard deh a road. It wasn't fi him case, di person he was driving with, the police wanted and they held both of them," Gadaffi said.
"I saw his (Merciless) brother the other day an him did a sey him hear sey Merciless inna lock up, but dem nuh sure what's happening either," he had said.
While Gadaffi said he was still unclear as to the full details surrounding Merciless' arrest and subsequent release, he says he is sure of one thing: "Merciless will be in Jamaica soon."
Who knows he might put in an appearance at Sting...well...we'll see.
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Some artiste fi meck sure dem doan allow di need fi money fi cause odda people fi get lef inna di process. Yuh caan just "money oh" suh all di time and trample people as you go along. Now look deh after di woman from di promotions department a di big company go all out a har way fi meck sure sey di artiste aright, she nuh stop moan and suh till di poor woman lose har job. Chu man nuff people vex bout di whole ting especially as the woman go all out meck life good fi har. A nuh likkle hassle di poor woman haffi deal wid from har, go all di extra mile and look weh she get – kick out a di company and di artiste still a collect money and a smile. Donkey sey "di world nuh level at all."
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« Gay Jamaican Secures Asylum in US | Main | Kanye West's mom's death leaves more questions than answers »November 13, 2007
Passa Passa
Foota Hype try nuh guh a jail again.
Foota Hype we a warn yuh if yuh nuh waan guh a jail again, yuh affi behave yuhself. Yardflex cum across certain information weh yuh gwaan wid and it nuh sound good at all. If yuh do it again, this time we a guh talk up di tings dem. Memba Foota sey everybady have rights even baby maddas. Wi nuh back foolishness, kip yuh cool and kip yuh head...meck di whole a we stay pon friendly terms...nuh do it again! Caan sey wi neva warn yuh.
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« Jay Z cheating on Beyonce | Main | "Give It Up" - Continues to hold down the # 1 Spot »November 08, 2007
Passa Passa
Beenie beg fans to stick with him.
Bwoy Beenie wi know sooner or later yuh woudda bruck dung emotionally...but memba sey yuh fan base still strong - straight!
At Early Mondays a Standpipe di floodwater buss as Beenie Man teck di mic and start to tell the crowd sey a di wuss year fi him.
Him sey him lose three brothers, him owe government and pon top a it him haffi dash weh him woman. Massa, di DJ put dung a piece a bawling fi bout five minutes. Him beg him fans dem fi stick wid him but from how dem react to di doc in tears...dem nah guh no weh lef him! Beenie yuh safe.
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Passa Passa
Some promoter nuh easy at all
But a whey some promoter teck tings fah sah? Afta him kip big show a Atlanta and it sell off – place cork till people couldn't even find place fi walk and den him tun round nuh waan pay di top artistes dem.
One a dem haffi chant some righteous fire fi collect and di odda one vex and leave but him beg smady fi collect fi him own.
But di hotterclaps nuh done deh suh, him rep go a di promoter restaurant and mi dear no cloth nuh lef fi di wife string dem up wid.
In di end dem haffi page di promoter fi meck him come to him senses cause him seem fi teck big big artiste fi fool.
Bwoy it sad dough, it shouldn't haffi come to dat...artiste wuck and wuck good...pay dem di money!
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« MAVADO keeps his promise | Main | Beenie Man blames government for problems »October 31, 2007
Passa Passa
Not a dime for Money Oh artiste!
Bwoy mi feel it fi true, but how dem fi do that to the Teenage Choice female artiste of the year. Di odda day dem have big charity celebrity bidding up a UWI fi help out a school and bwoy it embarrassing fi true.
Daville, Tanya Stephens, Nikki Z and Christopher get nuff ratings inna di bidding ting, but would yuh believe it dat not even a dime dem couldn't spen pon Macka Diamond?
Yes man mi hear sey di feisty UWI students dem sey dem find it hard fi bid fi dem madda! What a piece a brightness...to how dem meck it sound it woulda come een like sey di artiste deh near menopause...hush yah Macka just gwaan duh yuh ting.
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« News Brief | Main | Rihanna kicked out of cousin’s wedding party! »October 30, 2007
Passa Passa
Romain Virgo hot
People people! Digicel Rising Star 2007 winner Romain Virgo is red hot. The little shy boy just have the women going crazy. Him can sing, and him not bad to look at either, plus there is something about his shy little self that is just driving women wild.
Can you imagine at the recently held Old Harbour Fish and Bammy Festival how the women galang baad.
Some of YardFlex friends tell us that they have never seen it that bad when it came to any of the other Rising Star winners.
"You shoulda see how dem galang over Romain. Mi mean big, big woman a bawl and grab afta him...bwoy it look like sey from now on Romain aguh need body guard pon stage."
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« Getting pregnant won’t keep the man | Main | The Alliance chilling with Stephen McGregor at Big Ship Recording Studio »October 25, 2007
Passa Passa
A wha a gwaan between Buju and Ky-enie
A wha dis mi a hear bout some passa passa between the Gargamel, Buju Banton and Kye-enie. Mi hear sey Ky-enie did a have one affair with a woman who is involved with a prominent member of Buju's camp.
But yuh done know sey whatever do inna secret mus' come to light and a suh it buss out sey him a trespass pon people territory. Mi dear from him affair come to light Buju nuh waan appear pon no more show wid him.
Suh now mi know why anytime Buju deh pon a show yuh nuh hear peep fire bout Kye-enie all when the show dem a feature di Big Yard family (Shaggy, Rayvon, Schreechie and Red Foxx) that Buju has performed on!
Bwoy all mi can sey is yuh si whey punash cause...artiste careful who fah milk yuh go crawl inna...cause it caan worth yuh career!
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« Menace the Messiah.... A musical Saviour cometh!! | Main | Kings and Queens of the dancehall »October 24, 2007
Passa Passa
Beenie Man salt bad
Beenie Man's troubles keep coming like a flood at him. A warrant was issued yesterday for the DJ after he failed to show up in court to answer to charges of tax evasion.
According to the news Beenie Man owes J$47 million in taxes! Wow! Poor Beenie, when you salt, you salt bad.
Everyone on the street now wondering what kind a crosses this a follow dem king.
"Beenie Man need fi get a good bathe star, one man caan salt suh," one ardent fan was heard commenting on the DJ's woes.
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« Exco Levi... Dominating Canadian Reggae Scene | Main | News Brief »October 22, 2007
Who will ride D'Angel riddim? - Passa Passa
Who will voice on D'Angel's new riddim?
D'Angel have a new riddim and it's wicked! It's called the Boo riddim and it hot it hot it hot. Ever since her disastrous performance at the Divas in concert held at Fayors over the weekend the people dem a talk bout di riddim.
Dem all did a wonda why har parring partner Macka Diamond never do har combination song whey she have wid D'Angel...it look Sticky fi true.
D'Angel my girl, just cool out fi a while and lef di dancehall scene, yuh nuh si sey di people dem nuh waan si yuh pon di stage. Wuss lacka how yuh mash up di Doctor.
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Yardflex Passa Passa
By: Chat Dem
Yow mi people!!! A di big bad Chat Dem inna di place, an by now unu should know!!! Ok! Hmm
Mek mi get straight inna di Judgement. A wha duh some fish!! The rising star an him dread bwoy inna showa a bathe!!!! An dem all ave anada man a video it. How dem suh brazen? A suh di fish dem always gwaan till yaadman ready fi scale dem!!!
Kyino caught bare naked!!!!!!!!!!
It's all over the place! Tongues are wagging and everywhere people are talking about the video that has been making the rounds on the internet mainly via emails.
Yardflex got their hands on the video and all we can say is Kyino has gotten himself into a real tight fix. Everywhere you go on the street his name is ringing on everyone's lips. "Kyino Cunningham, him really a fish? Bwoy mi lose offa him," one woman was heard bewailing the fate of the man she claimed she had sent a lot of text to keep alive in the just completed Digicel Rising Star competition.
If the shocked responses of people on the streets are anything to go by then this Rising star hopeful could be in for a hard time from fans.
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The long anticipated "Alliance Album" is finally in the works. And guess who dem a work wid aready people? Nuh di young wiz kid Stephen Mcgregor...all of them link up in the studio Tuesday night over at Big Ship...Bounty, Movado, Wayne Marshal, Busy Signal, Bling Dawg and dem a work pon a tune on a tune fi dun di place real soon.
In related news
A who was da damn hot girl weh di hole a Trelawny si unda Killa arm a Curfest? Bwoy, all mi can say she is dat shi damn hot!!!
Mavado performed at the Heineken show last Saturday an a girl start tek him fi har self. While dis a gwaan a likle teefin bwoy pop off Mavado chain. As expected di crook got a flogging. Few a Mavado soldier dem bruk a bokkle inna di thief face. Wha!!! Some bwoy figet a who seh gangsta fi life!!!!
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A nex topic related to Curfest! A obeah man Jah Cure dida par wid a di show? Di ugly creature did ave one helleva ring inna him nose, an a dolly pon him waste and him release 3 bird inna the sky wen him an Jah Cure guh pon stage. People mi seh me an di man eye mek four backstage an lawda macy!!! Him look like a one cemetery him live inna!!! Not even Mumraaa in Thunda Cats cartoon nuh ugly suh!!!!
An a bag a Ras start lick out sounds saying, "Minuh like dat sah!! Jah Cure! A Jamaica this! A God ting wi love!!! Nuh mek di people dem drop yuh as soon as dem lif yuh up!!! WARNING."
Still we hope it was jus som eccentric fan - like how wild and wacky Scratch Perry ran onstage fe him couple minutes of bright lights.
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Foota hype has been released – some say it look like him turn Muslim and him a talk bout when him did inna jail a bare Malcolm X him read and bare black power books and Marcus Garvey literature. All de same a nuff people claim seh prison is a highway to heaven...
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Beenie, a salt dah girl deh salt yuh up? She waan money, de church waan money, an government waan money from yu to!!! A wonda ifa cause the minister of finance change up now since election, why Beenie haffi start pay him tax? It ruff pan yuh sah.
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Don Mafia!! Wi need fi talk. How yuh an yuh thugs walk inna people house an clean out dem furniture as collateral fi money dem owe yuh. Is like yuha play di Don Mafia, Mafia role! Wooee
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Whoee, hold mi, it hot, it too hot. A wha dis mi a hear sah. It suh hot dat mi caan even call nuh name cause mi fraid it put mi inna trouble. A who dem sey is a kept man? No sah, nuh deh smady deh. Sey wha...di man wid di car place a teck good good care a him?
Backside, a whey di world a come to. No sah not Mr. Loverboy. But if dem deh people can meck man kip dem...a wha a guh happen to di female population...it dread, it dread bad.
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Until nex time… linkage mi people!!
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« Happy Heroes Day - Oct 15, 2007 | Main | Reflections in White…an elegant start to “Curefest” »October 16, 2007
Yard News Brief
Christopher Martin needs to cool it.
At the 17th Annual Merritone Family Reunion held at Hedonism III in Runaway Bay, St. Ann. Christopher Martin had some folks crawling up the wall in frustration at his Saturday's performance.
One lady who attended the event to have a good time came back ranting and raving to this Yardflex reporter about Christopher Martin’s antics, "He was just full of himself. Every song he did he had to inject his name as if he is all that."
He overstayed his welcome and the poor band members seemed very frustrated.
Someone needs to tell this gentleman that he should remember where he is coming from and regain his humility and that winsome personality...or was it all an act to win the coveted first spot in the Digicel Rising Star Competition?
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« T.I. Set Up | Main | Happy Heroes Day - Oct 15, 2007 »October 15, 2007
News Brief
Beenie Man in a tight spot
Bad luck must worse than obeah where Beenie Man is concerned. The man who everyone dubs the Doctor must now find the remedy for his latest dilemma.
Come October 23 he will be appearing before the Sutten Street Tax Court where he will have to answer the claim submitted by the Revenue Department.
According to a source the DJ owes as much as
$30 million in back taxes!
Beenie Man who appeared before the presiding Magistrate claimed ignorance to the fact that he owed so much money.
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What's wrong with Foxy Brown!
Foxy Brown who is currently serving time at Rikers Island prison missed a court hearing in Brooklyn because she refused to get on the bus. Not once but all of three times!
The reasons – her hair and make-up weren't done, she was hungry and the final time she just plain refused!
Just what in blazes is going on here? Who is really in charge...when do prisoners get a choice in these matters? Well it seems that Foxy is allowed Diva like behaviour as far as those warders are concerned.
The judge has since set a new hearing date for October 16 and if Little Miss Tantrum Thrower doesn't get on the bus this time an order will be issued forcing her to.
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Buju Banton is slated to work in Guyana courtesy of GT Entertainment group on what is being dubbed one of the biggest reggae show ever to hit that country. But there is a body in Guyana that is viciously against the Gargamel's performance ant that's the Society Against Sexual Orientation Discrimination (SASOD).
According to them in a letter written to the editor in the Stabroek News Buju should publicly renounce homophobia before they welcome him into the country.
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Singer Lauryn Hill is expecting her fifth child with Rohan Marley as repoted by TMZ.com.
Yardflex is aware that Lauryn and Rohan have been seperated for quite some time now. So who is the baby daddy? The buzz going around claims that the child is for the young ras she was seen with a few months ago.
Lauryn and Rohan has three (3) children together. - even though TMZ.com reports that Lauryn is the mother of four (4) of Rohan's seven children.
Reports are that the couple are going through a rough patch - with Marley now living in Los Angeles while Hill resides in another state in the U.S
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« Beenie Man was never sued by church for video footage | Main | Steele to Pay Tribute to Peter Tosh with Other Artistes »October 14, 2007
Passa Passa
D'Angel flop big time in Canada. The annual History dance that was held in Toronto recently sell off! Yardflex understands that the place was corked as dancehall fans turned to enjoy themselves to the max.
Macka Diamond delivered big time but her parring P D'Angel was a total disaster. From what we hear no matter how hard she tried she just could not connect with the audience. Bwoy mi
shame, cause the people dem a Canada a sey she flop
big time.
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Yardflex Passa Passa
People people Dah one ya is a HOT Yardflex Exclusive
One man up a de Range Rover car dealaship inna Bronx New Yaak sey - im spot Beenie Man wit Baabie...jus a walk roun an a size up de range rover dem!!
Yes a de same Docta wey dem a spred propaganda pan...a look range rova fe put Baabie coka-cola bakkle shape inna!!
People people listem mi good...oonu fe stop spread ruma! A couldn' de same Doc wey dem a chat bout pop dung inna Tayota Carolla and reh reh...a "wha- appen-to-dem."
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Howard University's Homecoming, October 12 – 20 will regrettably go on without Bounty Killer. "Double booked" – is the explanation, and the Killer will touch Connecticut in that time instead. Although seemingly falling apart for Howard organizers, things will pull together well with artistes like Marshal Monatana*, Akon and Missy Elliott, who are scheduled to perform at the Washington, DC affair.
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Chance Chapman Combs, Sean "Diddy" Combs' 5th child was announced first to the world by MediaTakeOut.com – that website claims. They have yet another "Diddy" tale to break today – and YUP it's another baby!! Rap mogul, Combs is said to be expecting baby number 6 in about 5 months.
In a reported exclusive, MediaTakeOut.com learned from a friend of the supposed new baby's mother, a 24 year old blond from Long Island, New York - that this pregnancy was scary for the woman at first, but she has decided after much difficult pondering, to keep the baby. The friend said both mom and baby are doing well both health wise and financially. "Everything is cool between the woman and Diddy, for now, but she want s to make sure things stay that way," the girlfriend reportedly disclosed. She said her pregnant friend hired a lawyer to "protect her child's interests."
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Vybz Kartel is a confident and creative Video Director, who recently was caught tightening up a scene in the upcoming video, for his single, "No Permission." Shooting at Big Ship yard, Kartel and his Portmore Empire video crew, ended up carving out video masterpieces for the singles, "Aya Aya" by Black Rhino and “Back You Up” from Sean Storm.
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Marley's granddaughter, Donisha Prendergast and members of the staff at Tuff Gong International Limited visited the Bustamante Hospital for Children and presented Ward 2 Surgical with much needed bedside chairs. A Mayo table was also donated to allow for the opening of one of its newly renovated operating rooms.
The Victoria Jubilee Hospital was the recipient of two incubators for the premature nursery. The Marley Foundations are appealing to the citizens of Jamaica to consider donations to hospitals as many are in dire need of equipment such as beds and cribs.
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« Yardflex News | Main | UNPROTECTED SEX IS A RISK... »October 06, 2007
PASSA PASSA
Yes people is anoda time for the dramatic happenings in the music bizz.
First of all people! How unuh a walk a road an a chatty chatty bout how the doc look mash dung? As recent as Friday night me deh a one spot a cool out, an ova hear a argument weh a man a seh how him si the 'doc', an Jah know seh nuh man weh ave money nuh fe look suh pop dung! Di man added that di doc pants foot look likena house, di way di doc mawga dung
Then mi hear seh a certain man si di same doc a drive a cheap car pon hope road last week! Mi hear seh di man push him head through the window an seh, "Wha doc! A dat yuh come to?" As expected the doc start trace him! Wow!!!
It really mean seh the angel run him head to a wreck? A dats why di big man start play wid Barbee doll like a baby?
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Secon pon mi list. Awha Macka Demon, sorry!!! A meant Diamond, an Stacious ave a di club wa dy yah? Mi hear she Stacious a drink har juice an chill wid har fren dem, wen Macka si har an a gwaan like shi waa juck har!! Mi hear seh wen Stacious ask di wild bush wha shia gwaan suh fa, di bush respon seh "eeh Stacious! Mi nuh inna nuh lyrical war, a guns an ammunition mi a deal wid!" Oooh boy!!!!
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People unuh need fi Big up the Portmore Empire, dem jus shot a medley a Big Ship Studio. Mi hear seh it sick!!
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An Mr. Lance from di sed Big Ship , yuh respec tall like palm tree. Walk good mi boss.
Unitil next time, lata mi peeps!!!!!!
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« Leave Out ViolencE holds benefit concert | Main | Busy Signal - The Days »September 25, 2007
CE'CILE dismisses rumours of her pregnancy for Bounty Killer
Ce'Cile is riding the waves of success with her recent release of "Bad Gyal" and corresponding tour, however there have been elements bent on dampening her spirits and agitating not only the Number 1 dancehall act but also her fans. "A wha dis not...too much mix up mix up," one avid fan was heard exclaiming after news broke recently perpetuating rumours that Ce'Cile was pregnant with Bounty killer's child.
Then to make matters worse "The Star" reported that Ce’Cile said – she started the rumour herself...which was false and they've since retracted. However, Ce'Cile has come forward herself following her return from a recent CD promo tour of Japan to emphatically deny the rumour and clear up the gossip once and for all.
"No, I am not pregnant, I was never pregnant and I have never been romantically involved with Bounty Killer nor have I ever said that I was," Ce'Cile said in a release that aims at setting the record straight.
According to this release, the rumour started when Ce'Cile decided to test just how rumours can start, due to rumours that had been spread about the artiste in the past.
"It's amazing how things can get out of hand. On Friday June 1st, I appeared on Hype TV's Up & Live to premiere my new video Goody. Anju Val (Hype TV VJ) had mentioned rumours about me having had breast implants. Amused by this new rumour, I remarked that I am never sure how these rumours get started but am intrigued by them. Jokingly, I said to Anju Val that we should start our own rumour and see how far it gets. On live TV, I said, while laughing 'OK Anju, let us say that I am pregnant for you'. It still amazes me that even though I actually said that we were joking about it, people ran with it. As for Bounty's involvement, I'm not quite sure why his name came up, think we were seen together at an event, and probably because people now thought I was pregnant, they were looking for the baby daddy, so now it's Bounty's baby. I'm still in shock at how this has gotten out of hand" Ce'Cile said.
"The rumours don't upset me, people will always say things about people in the public eye, but the fact that I was now being made to look like I started a rumour about being pregnant for Bounty for publicity really upsets me. I'm glad that they ["The Star"] have apologized. Not sure how many people will read it, but at least they made the gesture. I just want to put this behind me and focus on my work. But I did prove my point. Rumours can be started very easily. People want to talk about people, especially artistes, and they will pick the words that they want to use to create a sensational story"
Ce'Cile continues promoting her latest album "Bad Gyal" on the Japanese AVEX label. She will next perform in Jamaica at Curefest on October 14 at the Trelawny Multi Purpose Stadium.
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« Glamorous Nikki Nikki aims to be an actress | Main | Legends mash up Reggae Explosion…and more »September 17, 2007
Buffilous - Rich Woman tek up young bwoy
Good day my peeps, I hope all is on the bubble fo y'all.
Anyways, talking about on the bubble! Listen to this bit of drama. A certain female millionaire claim seh shi lonely and tek up this absolutely pauperized bwoy and put him up inna har $US18m house fi provide romantic comedy, oh sorry! I meant company!
Moving on, well, this fellow is nine years her junior. Di youth had access to all her luxurious vehicles, a help har run har big business, and of course, as har "man" him a live large.
It so happened that her (rich woman) brother's girlfriend sister, Delilah, who is age 15, came from the country to spend time at the house for whatever reason. This is where drama commenced! Rich woman realise seh har young bwoy was very fond of the little girl! Him nuh waa sleep wen night come again! Him nuh waa cum inna di bed again!
Story come to bum wen one night rich woman seh har belly a hurt har an ask the bwoy fi guh mek some tea. Hours pass an di tea cyaa reach har. Naturally, shi get curious because nuh tea nuh come an the bwoy nuh come back inna di bed needa!
Wen rich woman step outta the room, stan-up pon di balcony an look downstairs, nuh Delilah shi si and di bwoy a boil!!!! A di 15 year -old girl him guh boil instead a di tea! Rich woman witness the bwoy a gi the likkle girl all him strength from behind! Back-shot people, back-as!!!
Rich woman run him out of course, an create one big scene. Men an brethern!!! Wen unu a boil, an unu want somebody fi help unu boil hotta! Try nuh tek nuhbody who aguh cause unu life fi over-heat!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Hutchy releases"Take Charge" | Main | Dwayne Murphy reaches Gospel Charts »September 09, 2007
First Passa Passa Session following elections – green and nice



While Portia Simpson Miller was being criticized as a sore loser for not having accepted the initial preliminary counts that saw her party losing by a close margin at the September 3rd General Elections in Jamaica, the Jamaica Labor Party’s (JLP) supporters and friends were reveling at the “Party Capital of the World” – Passa Passa.
Held every Wednesday night at one traditional JLP stronghold – Tivoli Gardens, in Kingston, Passa Passa holds a steady vibe with kicking sounds from Swatch Sound System as the foundation. On Thursday morning, September 6, the first Pass Passa dance following JLP victory was sweeeeeeeet, and it also featured Stone Love Sound who came on to heat up the place at an early 6:30AM.
It was Passa Passa – as usual till the sun came up and more…with dancers entertaining busloads of people on the way the work on Thursday morning. Some partyers were clad in the green colors of JLP – at this particular Passa Passa – and all were in a celebratory mood. “It is not really as I had expected,” one party goer exclaimed. She was expecting more green and just a bigger JLP presence.
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YARD SUSSS

Bwoy mi glad di politics over, dis whole heap a killing fi nuttn, nuh right. Well at least it done now we can finally live in peace. Yardflex sends condolences to the families who lost a love one or love ones. But besides that di Suss muss goes on!
Like how we deh pon Election, a which big DJ mi hear a vex wid other artist an him followers over dem Vote, wait people nuh free fi vote who dem wah fi vote fa again?
Ele and Ruffian please nuh bodda mek mi vomit, a wah dis mi a hear seh unu inna tings, no sah, if a suh it guh, try nuh mek it reach far as pickney born. Tink about di kids please! Cause a nuh unu a guh skool. Nuh mek di pickney bawn an hate unu.
Mavado wat a way yuh mash up Irie Jamboree ehhh an yuh neva book fi di show. No sah yuh too bad. Big up Muma Saw weh call yuh on still. Next year Bobby fi know betta an book yuh, yuh see it.





What a way Anthony B mash up Roy Wilkins Park, mi hear seh di fans dem a Irie Jamboree gi him three encore, a weh yuh a deal wid mi Rasta fren.
Messenger Luciano a suh yuh ting stay a farin till yuh all a perform after di Doctor Beenie Man a Irie Jamboree. No sah u ting look good in di Tri –State.
A wah cause some ediot Jamaican people a come tell mi seh Don-I Williams dead Saturday. All now mi caan hear it pon di news but dem deh deh a call people fone an all a leave message. Oonuh gwey yah man, deal wid unu facts an den call me.
A which female wanna be Dj nah drive di Range weh dem seh inna har name. Woah unu talk to me cause da car deh weh mi see nuh have Range pon it ,an anu di same licence plate it ave as di Range. Wait unu nuh draw mi tongue nuh mek mi call out di licence plate weh mi si pon di vehicle.
Tami and Wayne, unu know how long di Bridal registry people dem a wait fi unu. Why unu nuh sort out unu ting an stop hide from Jamaican people. Any way unu certainly never did a hide it a Sumfest wen unu buss big kiss doah. A wha? Unu hear di pastor seh unu may kiss di bride, cause da kiss deh did long a juicy. Unu look good together doah!
Macka, a wen u ago stop shop a Bend Down Plaza. Yes suss know u fren weh yuh buy clothes from, mek mi tell yuh, she a tief yuh tru u name Macka. As a artist still stop buy from har cause mi wouldn’t waan see yuh perform front a yuh twin and triplets.
Mark Shilelds , yuh nuh easy, yuh deh from designer to big journalist a how yuh hot suh. All birthday dinner she deh wid yuh ehh. Mi sure seh a wasn’t a interview she did a do fi CVM dah nite deh.
No Ninjaman a how u so Royal. People afta mi a cross di road weh day yah mi see a X5 a drive two sided di road suh mi a look a which driver a move drunk, wen mi look good nuh Ninjaman browning wife a feed him while him a drive. A lesson of advice pull over an do yuh ting cause innocent people can get hurt zeen mi Don.
Baby Cham how yuh a move suh hard, bout yuh nuh Suicidal. Wha dat man. Weh yuh seh “Beenie shuda a listen to di man weh seh people dead”. A dat mi seh to.
Likkle more mi mix up fren dem, Big up di Mix up crew and mi Links dem from Florida, Canada and New York. London yuh large, but Jamaica unu Larger. Bless up.
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Yardflex Passa

Kaboom! Bung Bang Beng! What a piece a sittin! How some people can mek satan tun dem inna eeediot suh!
People, listen to da one yah. After so many years of sanity and prominence in the music business, it is rumoured dat di golden brother decide fi guh serve di devil! It is alleged that a family member of his left a huge portion of farm land for him. As a result, it is said dat him seh him nuh need di music nuh more, him ago tun "Old McDonald". Well, heeyaahheeyaahoo, di man a tek it further! While being out there in the bushes, di singer decide seh him find a new religion an him nuh believe inna di almighty God nuhmore! It is alleged that di religion renounces di use of electricity! Mi hear seh him house dark like hell!
Nex ting! It a guh rung seh a very vocal wife has been creating quite an impression about her husband’s "developing patent" for her butt hole! Shi seh after being with this man for so long, an mek sure seh shi keep di front tight and neat fi hold him, all of a sudden him start to turn har roun, an anuh backshot! him jus love di wrong hole! Well, for all u women out there, jus pray unu prayers backway before u seh till death do us part! All de same – tek Yardflex advice and don’t drive widout a license (tek time to know what a gwaan)!
Den we get the phone call about how D'Angel camp sauce up some news people wid threats of law suit following what dey described as low down and dutty editorial defaming de winged one. De scandal dat got dem so vex speaks of D'Angel threatening Barbee and features images of de recently separated wife of Beenie Man holding an M16!
So unu no hear how over in de Bahamas some unlucky chucky promoter guy end up in de slammer facing serious charges of messin wid Chuck Fender. De promoter certainly did pass im place by getting aggressive wid our ace DJ who was seriously assaulted. Good must rule over evil.
With elections looming and affects of Hurricane Dean still very real with many missing electricity and water, nightly entertainment, especially the customary street sessions throughout Kingston have been curtailed quite a bit. Early Mondays, Tuesdays and so on by "de gullyside" – at "Standpipe" have been going on without incident, livening up the community, but with a twist. Early really means early – particularly for this week before election. Starting as early as 4pm folk can stop by after work and "party done" by midnight…Nuff safety and niceness.
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« Soul Klap Records Building A New Vision | Main | JAMAICA'S WEEKLY MUSIC COUNTDOWN CHARTS »August 24, 2007
Pure Passa Passa
Yardflex understands that "Poor People Chuck Fender" had an altercation with a promoter in the Bahamas. Following some misunderstanding on contractual issues, it has been reported that Chuck Fender was chucked in the worst way by the promoter. What a way Bahamians a keep up with badness these days…they may get mistaken for some ganstas. Imagine all gun butt did eena de chuck wey dem chuck Artiste Fender – an dem even try stuff him in a car trunk…dat a straight gangsta ism.
Brick & Lace was spotted in the company of Bounty Killer, when Yardflex asked "What is going on with Brick & Lace and "The Killer," they stated that he helped them get on the map and build their career.
While Jah Cure was imprisoned Sasha had stated that they were seeing each other intimately but now that Jah Cure is out of jail, it is reported he clearly states this was false.
Mark Shields was seen with Emily Crooks. Him dash weh di designer Kanea Linton? Mark also spent his birthday this year with Emily.
Bwoy dat deh rumor bout Tami Chynn bout she breed ah lie ! Yardflex come fi tell u seh we spot Tami wid Mr Marshall and there is NOOO BELLY IN SIGHT !
Apparently former dancehall queen Mad Michelle's supposed beau, Patrick Jackson aka, Harry Toddler has disowned her. He mentioned to Yardflex recently that he actually knows nothing of her and is in love with Tina his babymother.
On Friday August 24, look out for Earthquake Soundcrew’s Anniversary Blowout Part 9 live at the TripleX Forum in Montreal. This event will feature Collie Budz live as he performs his hit, "Come Around" and others and will also feature Bad News Brown, Kwite Sane, Copperfella, Little Thunder, Majess and others.
The vibe flows over to Lasalle's Vision Lounge on Saturday August 25, with Ottawa's Capone, TNT Styles, Mike Mission and more.
D'Angel will have to reappear in court to face the new battle in her shattering union with Beenie Man. The hearing slated originally for August 23rd was postponed as a result of an Attorney's no show.
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Reggae Down Under
Reggae Down Under (RDU) will be on Caribvision on August 27, 2007, with the performance of Reggae legend Lloyd Parks (officially, Mafia) on his recent Trip to Australia. Watch this back in time selection Live on Caribvision – Direct TV channel 2181 at 5.30pm – check your local listings. For September/October the featured artiste will be Luciano.
Tarrus Riley appears live in showcase style
Tarrus Riley will appear at Café 400, Nostrand Avenue, New York - live and in showcase style on Thursday, august 30, 2007. Come out and meet and greet with the sensational singer in a setting that will allow you the chance to get autographs and win many giveaways. Tarrus will perform his smash hits like, "She's Royal," "Stay With You," and "Beware."
Jordin Sparks has signed to Britney Spears' record label, Jive Records.
The American Idol winner, who was in fact the TV talent show's youngest winner ever- has become the first idol winner to join the label. Her first single, "Tattoo", will be released at the end of this month, with her debut album set to follow in November.
In a statement from her new boss Barry Weiss, he says, "Her poise, her amazing vocal ability, her relentless optimism has been apparent to millions of fans all around the world. We're honoured to have this burgeoning worldwide superstar on Jive Records.
Nadine Sutherland recently flaunted her high energy dancing and powerhouse vocal style at the Philadelphia Caribbean Festival at Penn’s Landing on August 19, 2007. Nadine performed old favourites and hits from her new album, "Call My Name," like, "Cyan Tek It" and "Keep Me Safe."
Currently a judge on Digicel's Reggae Stars competition, Nadine identifies with those vying for the Reggae Star crown, as she was winner herself at the first ever Tasstees Talet Competition, from where she went on to record with Tuff Gong Records and conquer the reggae world.
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« The Marcus Garvey Story | Main | China Wine - SUN aka Geisha »August 17, 2007
Yardflex Passa


A section of Overtown, Miami, Florida was buzzing with excitement recently as Kymani Marley and his bus loads of models, assistants and other crew settled in to get his "One Time" video shot. The single "One Time," off of new album "Radio" is one of 13 tracks to be released on September 25, 2007. Kymani, who was recently signed to Vox Music Group, will also be touring with Van Halen in the near future and will be on his way to New York for further "Radio" promotions soon.
Kudos to the Miami Police Department who were out in full effect and did an excellent job securing the video shoot set.
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In Negril last weekend the Yahweh Music Group held a closed meeting with a select group of music industry officials to announce the intended production of a documentary, "The Real Mafia Story – Six Degrees of Separation."
Drawing on the expertise of the chosen few present, Yahweh Music Group's objective was to engage in open analysis of the social and economic effects of such a film. The influential music industry representatives in attendance were required to sign a confidentiality agreement before becoming involved in the gathering, where they acted as consultants. When details are finalized an official announcement will be held.
At the last Jamaican 'Car Show' it was said that this could never be even a 2nd world country with the top line and expensive vehicles sold or brought in the country annually. Junior Reid has joined the list of those who can afford such luxury, with the purchase of his new one in the island 645 BMW - and this is why he's hot!
The Richie Spice tour has been cancelled – sources revealed he was denied a visa to enter the US.
While in live and living color, Ninja Man is back in America. He was seen at the Reggae Carifest party at Home Club in New York recently.
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Mary J. Blige and husband Kendu Isaacs are expecting their first child. MediaTakeOut.com reported that the platinum selling artist who wooed Jamaica’s Sumfest crowd recently is very happy about this pregnancy that she has been hoping for since a year now. Her and Kendu tied the know 4 years ago.
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Congratulations to Tanya Stephens who has been successful in being awarded a scholarship to attend university in the UK. She was granted the second ever RDI scholarship recently.
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Champions in Action is set to tear down Portmore on Saturday August 18, 2007. Promoters announced that come rain or shine the show is on at Jamworld. Artists scheduled to perform include, Shaggy, Bounti Killa, Sean Paul, Capleton and Ninja Man.
Foota Hype, who has been locked up on weapons charges for 2 weeks, was remanded in custody today. His next court date is September 7, 2007.
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Kalonji Records released a statement today saying they deeply regret the incident that took place at the recent fundraiser, "A St Mary Mi Come From." Speaking of the mayhem that erupted following name calling between Sizzla and Norris Man, the apology was sent to all, especially fans.
Sizzla said he maintains love and respect to reggae and fans locally and internationally.
Craig Dennis will be laid to rest on Sunday, August 19, 2007 at Meadow. On Saturday August 18, 2007 there will be a gathering in his honor at 60 Chisolm Avenue in Kingston off Waltham Park Road. Dennis, who passed away in a motorcycle accident on August 3, 2007, was best known for the hit song, "Real Bad Man No Talky Talky."
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Etana recently returned from a successful stint in Africa. She was most impressed with the love that people there have for each other and the overwhelming peacefulness overall. With plans to go back to Africa in December, Etana also says there will be a "love vibes" surprise then…so watch out for it.
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D'Angel's Defense Force Speaks Out
Managing Director for Artist Development at the US based Allen Agency, Heather Elliot, today sent a strongly worded letter to journalists of a particular internet publication - who she called, "One sided," threatening legal action for the publishing of appalling news stories that portray her client, Michelle "D'Angel" Downer in a negative fashion.
Referring particularly to reports that she said were maliciously published, claiming, "D'Angel lifted her skirt and patted her genital area," during the Beenie Man furniture repossession fiasco, Elliot wants the public to know that the story is erroneous and that Ms. Downer did not act in such a manner.
Elliot has advised the publishing house concerned to retract the story or put themselves in the line of fire for a Defamation of Character Lawsuit against them.
In reality, Elliot said, Ms. Downer was contained at the rear entrance of the M.A.F.I.A house offices when the alleged commotion was taking place at Garelli House, New Kingston and was not mostly in the public eye as the misleading story in question reported.
The following is a part of the statement issued on D'Angel's behalf by The Allen Agency today:
The Allen Agency believes in Ms Downer as an Artiste and stands by her one hundred and ten percent and urges the Jamaican public and her fans to not be gullible about news and articles written in a negative fashion, meant to derail and deform Ms. Downer's character and ambition as an artiste. Ms. Downer has been through a rather tough time lately and wants nothing more at this stage in her career than to do good by her fans and continue to perfect her craft as an entertainer.
She has worked assiduously these past few weeks to ensure that her statements pertaining to her marriage and husband are fair and that her music thrives despite the thunderous rumors and outrageous speculations. What Ms. Downer wants more than anything is for fans and the general public not be swayed easily by the hype of some biased journalism being portrayed but to continue to support her as she continues her passion to entertain the public.
To conclude, we find it extremely disappointing that in the 21st century, there are still Journalists who focus on one side of the story. As management representatives of Ms. Downer, our greatest desire is to focus on managing her career and taking her to the next level as we invite her fans and critics to come along for the ride.
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After partying at Uptown Mondays Beenie Man Storms D’Angel’s Office
Beenie Man and an entourage of men from 357 Entertainment stormed into D'Angel's office in New Kinston on Tuesday, taking her furniture and dismantling the office. Almost every media house was present including business people from the area witnessing this event. A van and a truckload of furniture could be seen trying to leave the premises, however D'Angel arrived in-time and blocked the drive way with her car.
A close source of Yard Flex told us that the furniture belonged to D'Angel and that she had been making the payments at Courts from the beginning. Unfortunately, Beenie Man was not able to leave with any of the furniture because her lawyer arrived with an affidavit to stop him. He was attempting to take two computers, a living room set, two desks, two chairs, and a TV.
The night before Beenie Man was seen by Yardflex in a jovial mood at Uptown Mondays. He interacted with fans and friends at the hot Monday night street party spot in Kingston, dancing, laughing, talking and of course taking photographs with drooling women. Women hovered around Beenie Man, who would be courteous before quickly moving along – there were no overt flirtations, but just genuine good natured love shown to all. There was no indication that only a few hours later he would have been involved in such confusion in New Kingston.
With all the furnishings returned to D'Angel's office, the dust settled after a court date of August 23rd was issued. The saga will continue
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Yardflex Passa
Now, all hell poppin loose! It doesn't seem that the Beenie Man and D' Angel issue will fade away anytime soon. The other parties engaged in the scenario, Bounty Killa and Don Mafia, Beenie's former chief songwriter, are currently taking aim at D'Angel's ex-husband, now that the split has been broadcast, I guess it's their time for revenge.
Both artistes have recently recorded songs, venting their anger! While it proved difficult for us to get the script for Bounty's venomous lyrics, we got Don Mafia's.
Lyrics from Don Mafia's Song
A b*tch that how yuh fi turn dat inna lady,
Badman nuh mine jacket baby,
Gyal dem suga mek gyal drive im crazy,
A bawl ova pu**y dem tings deh amaze mi
Jacket shi gi yuh an yuh guh wear it up
Now di marriage contract yuh waa to tear
it up
Harry Toddler and Elephant Man used to scare it up
As yuh turn yuh back Bounty Killa ride har like a mule
Yardflex will get the lyrics for Bounty's song soon. A certain entertainer tell mi seh di song sick!!
In New York recently, a crew of 'top a top' ladies and one bad qyal name Lynda Africa clash physically! Di drama guh dung right inna di Black Harlem theatre. Fi wateva reason dem fling bottle afta Lynda. Wrong ting dem duh! Lynda gun bruk a bottle and stab three memba from di crew. People! Unuh hear di real drama yah now nuh. Afta Lynda sort dem out, one a di hype gyal dem guh report it to police and guess wha? She has been in the island of Jamaica eva since. Yes police deport har! Di moral of di drama is dat if yuh nuh legal, nuh call nuh police!!!
A wha really a gwaan wid di honourable one an Big Ship? Is like him waa sink di ship! Lol.
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Taping of the second season of VH1's "The Wendy Williams Experience" began on August 2, 2007 in WBLS Studios. Today's episode featured none other than Beenie Man's estranged wife, D'Angel. In between rants about how well she is known all over the world and updates about her upcoming musical collaborations with various artistes D'Angel managed to tell Wendy that the rumors of her marital infidelity are false and that Beenie's reported new "young ting" played no part in their separation.
It has been 10 years since Lauryn Hill's release of her critically acclaimed album, "The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill," which elevated her from hip-hop success with the Fugees to pop superstardom. Well, after a fiasco of a show in California where she appeared onstage unkempt and late, had difficulty singing, and fell on the stage, she is BACK, playing a free Aug. 6, 2006 show at Wingate Field (Winthrop Street between Brooklyn and Kingston avenues in Crown Heights) at 7:30 pm. For information, call (718) 469-1912.
For the first time in the history of the Jamaican fashion industry, Montego Bay will get the chance to house the first Super Model competition in Western Jamaica. It is set to be the biggest fashion show ever to be held in this region, with over 21 models taking part. On August 5, Dump Up Beach, Montego Bay will shine with star model hopefuls and singing stars. Produced by Sassy International Model Agency the competition will feature special guest artistes like Alozade, Warrior King, Noddy Venture, Toisis, Peter Lloyd, Delly Ranks, Chico and more. The MiPhone first and second place dancers will also perform at what is touted to be a road block event.
On August 1st Jamaicans celebrated Emancipation Day, commemorating 173 years of emancipation. Many events took place across the island and the focus was mainly on reflection and assessment of the freed slave journey to date. Celebrations included a rocking concert in Lucea, Hanover, called Across the Harbor, featuring Freddie McGregor, Christopher Martin, Mr. Vegas and Iley Dread. In Kencot the revelry included an earthday blast for Papa Dilly that featured the very cultural, talented and agile dance groups, Shelley Belly & crew, as well as the Sri Lankan crew. Dancers John-Hype and crew were spotted ringing in Emancipation Day at Gully Tuesdays in Standpipe and at the popular Asylum Night Club in New Kingston.
People! Unu can imagine dem keep big wedding an neva invite mi! Anyway, big up Chris Famous of Carib Ruff Ryderz Promotions in Bermuda. Di man married di referee gyal from Portland recently. Sources say the occasion was one big bash for more reasons than one. Dem nuh invite waa big singa fi sing, an guess who de singa was? Nuh him baby moda moda!! Well, she must be vintage wine! If a nuh dat then most likely shi rich! hahahha.
Recent reports put Nicole Richie in the expectant mother category and she is due to give birth to a boy...and while we are on the topic, Christina Aguilera is expecting a girl. Aguilera was ordered by physicians to cancell two scheduled Melbourne dates after collapsing at an Austrailian concert. The collapse, that was named as flu by her camp hindered her performing an encore.
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