By Rootzgirl


Last night while watching the news my attention was drawn to the story about a 52-year-old man who was beaten by resident of Kiloncoly District in St Mary.


Now what was so disturbing about the news is the fact that this man has been known to be fooling around little girls and little boys.


What eventually lead to his being beaten is the fact that he was in a house with a 16-year-old boy. His relative was looking for him and was drawn to strange sounds coming from the house.


The youth eventually came out and was seeing fixing his pants. Minutes later the elder man came out, it was then that an alarm was raised and he was pounced on by residents.


At a time when we are reading about being more sensitive to homosexuals and they are pushing for their rights…I have to ask the question, what rights do they want?


Do they want the right to corrupt your children, introducing them to a lifestyle they haven’t taken the time to think about?


The right to corrupt young girls and mess them up before they have a chance to mature?


The right to use a man or woman to hide the fact that they really gays?


What’s really going on? How come I am not hearing as loud a noise from the straight community as the homos are making?


Honestly, I wish someone would holla at me and tell me what’s really going on.

Jackass sey di world nuh level and a true. Look much respectable people yuh have out deh fi receive Order of Distinction and sometimes dem select some people whey nah set no example fi di youths dem and wuss when it come to dem people relationship it stink to high heaven.


Yuh have some whey step cross di lawn and receive dem OD (well in a fi dem case a Order of Duttiness) cause dem treat some a dem employees wuss dan dawgs and di poor employees dem nuh have nuh rights most a di times. And when dem open dem mouth fi chat dem tell dem sey dem can always find a next job…cause dem know sey job scarce and dem hold a stick over dem head.


Den yuh have di case in point a dis well know genius whey dem gi OD di odda day. Him have a wife whey live a Miami and dem married from Johnny was a bwoy and it look like him just ketch him age cause him have a son whey him 20-year-old bear him. Wi understand sey him and she mash up and him teck up a nex young ting.


Him wife fly in and discover di birth paper and call him fi ask him whey a gwaan. She ask if di marriage done and him sey “yes star it done!” just like dat brap.


No sah people caan cold suh…a just one ting we waan ask, when yuh get OD shouldn’t there be some kind a emphasis on good levity, morals and a stable family life? Mi nuh know…mi just a sey!

Bwoy what a piece a almshouse Winford Williams carry out Onstage man. Big and serious him really common out him programme when him gi LA Lewis suh much time fi talk bout him conflict with Mr G. But the thing that really crack mi up is when him sey him dere to address Mr G Brochure…now mi nuh know how dat word fit in, but mi assume it have something to do with the allegations whey Mr G did meck di week before. Plus him a talk bout di ongle way Mr G can get whey off di charges is if him agree to clash him at Sting on Boxing Day. Now Laing coulda suh careless fi set up dat…well unless him waan provide comic relief fi di Sting massive dem. Lawks, a week. If a laugh a pop up.

People, dem did say Kartel park Lisa Hype and she start get mawger-er and lose all ten pounds offa weh she no have already. But my girl smart, she never despair, she just do her chemical research and find a new bleaching cream and got her hairstylists and say 'gimme sumpen mad!' and her stylist go so baps, and flip inna a new ting, and shave off one side of her head and throw some colour inna it. And people, guess what? It connect. From she go studio the day, him all up inna her coolaid, and ah dance wid her and then ah she and him again. Yu nuh see how her career step up inna the last month, her song dem a shot, she gone a Bahamas gone perform and look fi her family, she tek the front page of the paper the other day and now she ah plan big birthday bash. Lisa Hype, tek yu forward, yu look good, yu bleaching reach and yu have the General heart inna yu hip pocket. A bayyy!!!!1

Bwoy caan tell unno how people tiad a di Gully, Gaza foolishness. Si deh wi hear sey Super Claude guh play di two a dem a one big posh dance a Texas and di whole a di people dem come offa di dance floor cause dem nuh war inna nuh dancehall mix up and ediot song when dem waan dance. A good ting Wee Pow was in di house and him put on some Ben E King and dem kinda classics and di Black and White Affair session nice again.


A lesson to selectors whey nuh know dis...when yuh have classic, big people sinting di ongle ting dem waan hear is good music...when yuh dancehall session den yuh can play dem cause dem dem audience deh nuh really care.

Bwoy wi hear sinting, but win uh too wah broadcast it too tough, but to tell di truth, we haffi extend sympathy to di DJ ex wife whey get pregnant fi one next DJ. We hear sey she lose di baby. Well a just suh life go sometimes.

A true…nah sah, mi nah believe dey one dey. Dem have it a talk sey di top entertainer have AIDS but him a hold it dung. No, mi nah talk di tiad rumour wid Elephant Man either, is one dat woulda shock unno fi find out. And di ting bout it is that it woulda real serious if a true cause di amount a woman whey him one sleep wid woulda mean sey a nuff nuff people a Jamaica and foreign get it through him alone. Dats why mi always sey ynuh, if unna a guh bat, go wid unno shield, cause just because artistes big and got money nuh mean sey unno can trust up unnoself to dem.

No bwoy, mi head a hot mi, in fact it still a spin from all a di mix up whey inna entertainment. Big big female dancer whey look sexy and ting, she just a go round and a sleep wid di entertainment personalities dem suh…from DJ to top man inna di biz. Yuh name it she nuh care, she just it fling it pon dem suh. My girl it nuh sound good, people a chat yuh nuff behind yuh back. Yuh look too good fi a guh around a gi whey tings careless suh. Lawks man, have some pride and focus pony uh career nuh!

Is how come certain DJ love lick out gainst homos and gwaan di most ways and mi buck up a few browning whey a chat how him get him groove on when him have sex wid har inna har bottom, lawks, mi caan tink bout it at all. It hot mi ynuh, cause mi did really rate deh DJ deh, but afta dis, mi just a wonda what’s di difference if you do a woman behind and a man own…nuh di same batty?

Bwoy mi a tell yuh when entertainer go fi live it up dem nuh easy at all. But come one man if you know you a sort out a certain waitress a yuh place nuh badda bring nuh warlord ex women and a gi har all a yuh attention. And it neva meck matters worse dat she keep referring to the barmaid as “kuh pon she tuh”.


An a nex ting, she know yuh get yuh groove on wid di bartender and she a duh di same ting wid yuh….suh why she a throw wud pon di odda woman.


Still wi haffi big yuh up fi skillfully keeping the peace and meck sure sey di situation nuh get outa hand.

What a way dem a try mek it look like say a straight people kill di British Consul man "John Terry",Yeh! di british who dem find dead di other day. Di foreign press fi stop these tings. Dem fi stop smear,Jamaican's wid di nastiness. Everybody know di man did gay and a one a im luva kill im. A nuh hate crime;it was a crime of passion,and di police know it to. A just true dem nuh really want to come out and say it.

Amidst a bevy of allegations that has the streets buzzing, dancehall artiste Sheldon Lawrence better known as Aidonia is now attempting to clear his name and add some clarity to the malicious accusations by unscrupulous personnel to taint his character.

It’s understood that following utterances made by the deejay at this Summer's Fullyloaded, where he said "Big up Bounty Killer", many have now taken it as a foregone conclusion that Aidonia has rejoined the ranks of the Alliance and is now the new ghostwriter responsible for the Bounty Killer diss tracks aimed at Vybz Kartel.

However Aidonia said he wants to make it clear to the public that though he respects the warlord for his contribution to the industry, he is not a part of the Alliance movement nor is he a Ghostwriter for the cross, angry deejay. "mi nuh know weh people get it fi say mi write song fi Killer fi diss Kartel ... mi even see it pon a site seh mi attack Kartel, I have nothing against Bounty nor Kartel, if the two ah dem feuding that is not my concern, a mi co-workers dem and I wish dem nothing but the best, right now a just music mi seh and J.O.P a that a my focus". - He added.

CLAIMS BY RIDDIMSTREAM MARKETING & PROMOTIONS

Yesterday an email correspondence was sent out by Riddimstream Marketing & Promotions titled "Jag One Production" pointing to an alleged agreement between Aidonia and the company to record on an upcoming compilation the company accuses the deejay of rescinding on his contractual obligations. However a highly placed source within the J.O.P camp said that they are aware of the email and have been trying to contact the company to address the matter.

According to the source they weren't able to verify if any monies was collected by the artiste but says the deejay has been extremely busy touring and working on his debut album amongst other professional engagements and if further checks reveal there was indeed an agreement it was a mere oversight and Jag One Production sincerely apologises and will work to have the matter resolved amicably.

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3. i am too f--king humble in this business thats why killa and kartel and mavado them guh through they just dont give a fuck.contabout 12 hours ago from mobile web
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Flippa a say a just lyrics and him and Ele no have no war, but it look like Ele a pree di ting different. Cause him send back the deposit money wha him did tek fi do Flippa show a Philly. So it look like all the talk bout a just lyrics and nutten no behind it was just bare talk. But, we nah tell no lie, the song dem go hard and Ele talk up some wicked tingz bout di Flossing King and how him get him money. We haffi keep dis a one yah locked, cause we hear say a nuff tingz a go buss out and we haffi gi onu di news first.

A how Killa find back a groove so? From him dun di place a Sumfest, is like him tek way di hype from him son, Mavado. Right now, all di talk is on Bounty, and him just a put out some big bad tune like him a show everybody say him still have it. Then Killa go over Gaza City Portmore and tek Champions In Action from di Gaza President Kartel. And we hear say him deh a foreign a mash up di place. Foreign no good no more after Bounty dun wid it. Whoeva him a go to fi advice, it betta stick wid dem cause it no normal, is like some odda force involved. Killa to di flippin worl’!

People a ask what really a gwaan between the Doctor and him estrange wife? It look like him find the right prescription cause don’t ask if she neva just fling it up pon him a Sizzle di other night. And di two a dem did dress inna black and red like it was a plan ting. A long time we a hear say nuff candle a light and bare sintin sintin but we cyan confirm nutten, so we nah point no finga. A just nuff mouth talk, but you know whey dem say: If it no go so, it go nearly so. Anyway, Beenie and D’Angel, gwaan sort out.

Bwoy wi used to tink sey a female artiste alone when dem pregnant go pon maternity leave…but it come eeb like sey when certain artiste woman pon di side a carry him pickney, den him haffi teck maternity leave. Yeah man nuff promoter a complain sey him nah teck nuh show too far from yard as him caan afford fi leave him odda woman side…next ting anyting guh wrong and him nuh deh near. Still wi big up da move deh, but a wonda how him up front woman a deal with all a dat?


Beenie fi call a spade a spade
How Beenie Man a come meck it look like sey him a dis peaceful artiste whey ongle waan peace and unity inna di business and a come throw stones at the Alliance and a meck it look like sey a dem meck him get boo a Portmore. Him fi memba sey him go jump and record song sey A Gaza Mi Sey and stop buy out people argument cause when it backfire pon yuh, yuh nuh have nobady fi blame but yuhself.

But a ha dat wi a hear sah. Wi teck up di Chat! And si whey cops beat Kentucky Kid and him pregnant wife. Now if dat a true, wi s sey a straight almshouse and ediot ting dat. Unno memba Kentucky Kid why did have di run in wid di police cause dem drive inna him car and a meck it look like sey a him wrong? Yeah a di same one, nutten but dem bex and a try intimidate di likkle youth.

No bwoy di boo whey Beenie Man and Kartel get mi hear sey people all inna Clarendon coulda hear it. Mi did tink sey it loud inna Jamworld, but wi get fi understand si it go beyond di Jamworld walls.


Jah know star Beenie Man shoulda did know betta dan dat. Fi smady whey sey him inna di business fi 30 years, him should have antennae fi know when people want war and teck himself outa di mix. Look dey now, him did done get one solid one a Mandela concert a Half-Way-Tree and him come put himself inna di place fi pick up one nedda one.


And a nex’ ting wha meck him nuh have nuh shame gone ask Alliance fi come pon him show…noh sah. Beenie straight…a time fi yuh have sense.

Conscious reggae artiste, Lutan Fyah, has reacted to reports that he had a physical altercation with a fan in Sweden last weekend.


The entertainer, who is in Europe on tour, allegedly boxed down a female fan at a venue recently. Lutan, however, has denied all knowledge of this incident.


“All that talk about me box dung woman in Sweden is foolishness,” the singer told YardFlex in an interview this week.
“First, I know nothing about that. There was no altercation with me and any woman in Sweden,” the dreadlocked entertainer emphasized.
He continued, “How could I have done something like this? Can a man hit a woman in Europe and not go to jail?” he queried.


Lutanwas emphatic in his pronouncement that “it is all lies. I know nothing about this,” he declared.


The artistes is continuing his our of Europe.

By Rootsgirl
Reading the paper the other day I couldn't help but think to myself that this government is excelling when it comes to pressuring the poor. For donkey years the people of Portmore have been operating their bars, shops, hair salons, and doing their juggling to make a living...now at a time when the recession is battering everybody, they decide they are cracking down on them.


They claim they will have to stop operating businesses in their homes...although the homeowners have agreed that they will even pay a fee if it comes to the test.
Considering that a lot of folks are losing their homes, jobs and fighting hard to keep their heads above the waters it really sucks.
With their borrowing relationship back on with the IMF it is anticipated that things are gonna get tougher...so leave the people them let them try and make a living the best way they know how.

Yardflex understands that past Rising Star winner Christopher Martin has parted ways with his girlfriend of over three years.

According to our sources, even though the two are still on friendly terms the relationship is definitely over.

“Trust me, he couldn’t have found a nicer, more down to earth woman to deal with. She is real cool, not the type to be confrontational or in your face. It just goes to show that men don’t know what they want. I don’t think she saw this one coming at all,” our source revealed.

The source went on to add that Sasha (his ex girlfriend) resided in the States, but she would commute as often as she could to be with him.

Then she started hearing some rumours about his being involved with someone else. She kept asking him about it and he kept denying it that she was the only one.

A source close to the ex couple said they were not surprised when the relationship fell apart.

“She is such as decent girl that even after all that he has done, she has nothing but good things to say about him. I really don’t get it,” the source commented.

Yardflex understands that part of the problem could be because she was based in the States.

What is this we are reading about Junior Reid and owing the fisherman for over $45,000 for what he took when he held his birthday bash. For real when I read it, I had to think back to a about two years ago when this man came forward and said he owed him for equipment he rented for his studio. Up to the time of the article being posted he was still owed a large sum of money.

Now the fisherman taking the One Blood singer to court over his money. Yup according to the report in the Star Reid has been summoned to appear in the Linstead resident magistrate's court on September 7 for 45,000 worth of fish that he allegedly failed to pay for.

The allegation is that on June 6 the entertainer took fish from the complaint, Besta Llyod, with the agreement to settle after his annual show, Junior Reid birthday Bash: held the same day in Portmore. Having made a number of request for his money and receiving no favorable response from the artiste, legal redress was sought.

Yardflex came across this little gem and w just had to share it!!!

The real man

Real man keep things in right place.
Like his belt on his waist.
Don't need to follow friends.
And join saggin pants waist trend.
We think di world a try defame us.
When we're the ones who really a shame us.
Walkin round with belt below anus.
Wha kind a madness start detain us?
Yow, trod out like real independent man.
Just pull up yu pants yah natty.
Yu love to condemn batty man.
So stop show man yu batty!

Unconfirmed reports out of Sweden are that one of reggae’s upcoming, conscious artistes boxed down a female fan at a venue in that country over the weekend.


It is alleged that the Rastafarian artiste, who is on an European tour, was “wifing up” the Swedish fan the entire time, but things took a turn for the worse when, at the end of the evening, she decided to leave with a member of the band.
“Him get mad and box her dung … straight a dutty,” an insider told YardFlex.


The artiste, who is of a “fiery” persona and has been hauled before the court in Jamaica for such charges — a case which was dismissed — reportedly felt that he was “dissed”.
“A people haffi beg har not to call police,” the source continued.
Efforts to get to the artiste’s management team proved futile.

On a serious note…wi can’t even write this in patois cause we want everyone to be able to read it and for you to holla us what you think.

Do you think it fair that some artistes who nothing much is going on for them to charge as much as $25,000 and we are not talking Jamaican, we are talking US…yes Uncle Sam. When one mediocre artiste charges that and he still has other acts to deal with…how does the promoter makes back their money. I think that it’s time promoters come together and keep dances instead of taking the loss for these unconscionable acts who not only wants to “dig out promoters eyes, but demands per diem, plus up to 10 hotel rooms, and top of the line first class tickets.

These conscious kings and queens and others come off like they care for the poor and they love their fans to the max…but when they charge these top of the line fees then promoters have no choice but to pass it on to the fans in ticket costs which sometimes prove too high…the promoter ends up losing their shirts, artistes get paid to perform to an empty house and fans do what they do best download songs and or buy the bootlegged copies.

Promoters should just keep dances and invest in selectors who will play their music and fans can enjoy themselves still.
It’s time for good sense to prevail. Everyone is feeling the recession, have some mercy…but then again…promoters should have more sense and invest their monies in a surer bet…leave the greedy artistes for now and let’s see how they like it when shows stop coming in.

Everybody a ask a how di rosie one so brazen. After har name call up and mek front page inna paper and people nuh stop chat bout har baby madda, Billie Jean kinda drama and how test come back and prove say a no dat deh entertainer deh a di baby puppa, the girl really hold har chin up high and come back a town a pose up side-a promoter. My girl, we know say you dun cute already but you muss have lickle shame and pride. No man, we couldn’t believe it when we see har a di celebrity football match wha day yah, well pose up and a gi laugh fi peas soup. Dat doan right. All Ele did deh deh. Mi hear some people did a ask if Ele did a go deejay di song when him call har name. But, fi real, mi tink sey she woulda tek it fi a big up.

Yardflex interviewed a young girl out of Montego Bay by the name of Shelly and honestly she had the strangest story to tell.

According to her, her life is a living hell right now as she feels she has been heavily scienced by one main member of the Alliance – Mavado.

She said that being a fan of the DJs in the group she couldn’t wait to go to a stage in Montego Bay where she first came in contact with Mavado.

“Him fi mi and like mi and start fi look mi and mi tell him sey mi have mi baby father and mi nuh interested inna no relationship,” she explained to Yardflex.

Shelly claimed that the Gully God did not take lightly to his advances being turned down and he told her that “mi a guh frig yuh up.”

According to her since then things have started to go downhill for her.

“If mi pickney fi get a money from foreign it nuh work out. A pure torment mi inna. Mi and people round mi caan gree. Mi nuh know everyting just mess up.”

Responding to Yardflex question on how the DJ would know where she lived to cause her to be in problems with her neighbours she quipped, “Mi nuh know it come een like sey a di ring whey him have one, it have certain powers…di first time mi si him mi sense something evil,” was the response.

Shelly says she just wants the haunting to stop and that she can go back to living in peace with her neighbours and her child can propser.

No man dis is outright almshouse and disrespect when a man lose him teeth and have to be appealing for its return. Yardflex a beg unno please, anybody find demself with more teeth dan dem shoulda have fi return the extra one to di rightful owna.

On a real serious note, di popular video man from Dutty Fridehz International Invasion is appealing to the public to return his teeth.

Peter aka Bump lose it on July 31 and unno caan miss it cause it have gold pon it and him have a feeling a one a di dancers dem teck it.

Wi nah cast nuh stone but a nuff dancer did inna di house such as Shelly belly, Muma dagga, Raqoon. Ila, Marvin and Terry. Unno help out di video man, cause maybe unno did si a likkle play go dung. But it come een like a not even him alone did have sinting happen to him wi alla hear sey Muma Dagga fell and broke her foot.

Wi hope di nex' post wi meck is fi sey di video man get back him teet

What’s the deal with Bar-Bee and gangsta rapper The Game. People are beginning to talk regarding her liaison with him.

The sexy dancehall diva has been spending a lot of time in Los Angeles, California these days, hanging out with Billboard riding rapper and actor, The Game. In fact, people are beginning to wonder what’s the deal with the two. Is the reggae princess hooking up with the gangsta rapper? The question was posed to her and she only laughed and said she has learnt her lesson the last time.

She wasn’t about to live her personal life in public again. “No comment,” was her response. What is confirmed, however, is that Barbee recently made a cameo appearance in The Game’s latest Hollywood movie, ‘House Arrest’. The movie – which also stars everyone’s favorite ‘Clueless’ girl Stacey Dash from the films ‘Chrome Angels’, ‘Phantom Punch’, Getting Played’ and the ‘CSI’ series – is described as a “dramedy” by director Billy Washington, and centers around a “high maintenance girl who meets a quick money scheming man.” Written by Andrea Weathersby, who also serves as an executive producer, ‘House Arrest’ is being executive produced by Cassius Vernon Weathersby. Weathersby has worked on such films as ‘You Got Served’ and ‘The Great White Hope’. The Game, who continues to develop his acting career, was last in the crime thriller ‘Street Kings’ alongside Keanu Reeves and Forest Whitaker. He has also starred in the movies ‘Waist Deep’, ‘Belly 2’, ‘Doctor’s Advocate’, among others, and featured in top ranking video games like ‘Grand Theft Auto’ and ‘Def Jam’. The Game’s top selling singles include ‘My Life’, ‘Games Pain’, ‘Hate It or Love It’, ‘How We Do’, ‘Dreams, ‘Lets Ride’, ‘Higher’, ‘One Blood’, among several others. According to sources, Barbee met The Game on her June 12 trip to California for the Junior Reid event.

“Barbee was in the restaurant of the hotel with Dance Xpressions having cocktails when this guy, Sean, walked over to have a conversation with the ladies,” the source said. “He was so taken with Barbee. He was like, wow ‘I should have met you months ago, I would have gotten you in this movie’. She later found out that he was a movie producer and he was adamant that she had to be in his new movie.” Sean was introduced to Barbee’s ‘mommiger’ (her manager/mother, Rose) and he spoke to her about it. “Yow, the next day everyone was surprised to see this stretch limo pull up at the hotel,” the source said. Sean had sent the limo to pick up Barbee and her crew to take them to Hollywood on the set of the movie, ‘House Arrest’. Barbee met The Game on the movie set and the source said it was like instant attraction. “He [The Game] said she reminded him of Rhianna when she first started her career. He liked her Jamaican accent mixed with American and said she would make a good flavour for the movie,” the source said. The production crew got the dancehall reggae star her own trailer and quickly prepared her for her role as a correctional officer. The producer also fell in love with her new single ‘Feels So Good’ and added it to the movie soundtrack. Rumour has it that after the filming Barbee and The Game spent some time together in LA, and since leaving LA they have been in contact with each other. So, really, what’s the deal with this relationship – the gangsta rapper and the curvaceous reggae diva? According to the source, Barbee is excited to get back to LA, where she is heading to perform on another event in a few weeks. Barbee returned to New York this Monday from a fantastic performance at the 19th annual Jamaica Day Celebration at the Downsview Park in Toronto, Canada on Saturday. Despite the heavy rains that threatened to cancel the event, the promoters stuck it out and the all-star cast of Percy Sledge, Beres Hammond, Barbee, Nadine Sutherland, Professor Nuts, Canadian acts Terri Salmon, Culture and rapper Keyz delivered a great show. Barbee thrilled the audience with her popular hits. When she touched on the Junior Kelly combination ‘Missing You’, the park was in an uproar. 12-year-old KC joined her on stage to sing the part of Junior Kelly and took everyone’s breath away with his amazing vocal. In her approximate 20-minute set, Barbee danced up a storm, delivering to the Canadian massive a great performance in her soul stirring vocals the chart riders ‘Love You Anyway’, ‘Light A Candle’, ‘Can I Stay With You’ and the new bombshell ‘Feels So Good’.

That’s it…just when I think we have sunk as low as we can go along comes a story that forces me to reconsider that thought!
Reading the Star about the story where a mother and her son forced a 15-year-old girl to have an abortion because she became pregnant for him.
Now you tell me this big old bark who should know better and yet he had unprotected sex with the girl. First of all, the teen is underage so there shouldn’t have been any sexual relationship of the kind. The mother instead of telling her son to stand up to his responsibilities…cause heaven knows we don’t expect her to turn him in to the authorities, compound the error by forcing the child to have an abortions.
Looking at the ramifications…she could be emotionally scarred for the rest of her life, not to mention that the abortion could prevent her from having another child later in life.
What that mother should do is encourage her son not to get involved in relationships with underage girls…where are the mothers to be standing up for their little girls?

A what really tek place with the big big tapanaris celebrity priest? When we hear dis one we nah tell no lie, we did haffi shout out, My God! No sah, if a so it go, it really bad. X-rated video and all dese tings. Everybody dun know say the priest-hood is a different kinda hood and dem people deh always quietly a seek fi satisfy demself wid the sins of Sodom and Gomorrah. But a how him get so cayliss? Woi!!! Mi belly!!! Dis one is just too much. We haffi keep oonu posted cause it don’t look good at all.

The recent detection of an additional four cases of Influenza A (H1N1), in the island, has brought the total number of swine flu cases to 19.
The Health Ministry says it has interviewed, examined and taken samples from all household contacts and other persons with whom the infected individuals may have come in contact. Investigations of all four cases are still ongoing.
The affected parishes are Kingston and St. Andrew and St. Catherine, with four cases each, St. Mary, three cases, Trelawny, two, St. James, three, Westmoreland with one case in an adult and Manchester with two cases - one adult and a child.

In one school in Manchester, approximately 13% of students reported having flu-like illness and one case confirmed. The Ministry is asking that persons with flu-like symptoms contact their doctor, health centre or hospital. For more information about Influenza A(H1N1) members of the public may call the Ministry’s toll free line at 1888-663-5683 seven days a week from 8:30am to 5:00pm.

What’s with these entertainers and treating their women like a punching bag? But we should not be surprised Nitty Kutchie from former Scare Dem Crew got into a spat with his woman at the Ballers Ball.

From what Yardflex understand Delicious apparently came on the scene and saw her man Nittie Kutchie dancing with another girl.

Now you and I know that most women not going to see something like that and keep their cool…especially as they know how these entertainers are fickle and girlie girlie.

So the argument start, she a defend her turf when Nittie said to her, “hey gal yuh a gwaan like yuh have c…ky under yuh!”

Mercy, what a piece a disrespect…but it gets worse him actually lick har right there in front a everybody.

Straight up, yardflex a sey, a time woman stop pick man whey a go beat dem up…di cycle haffi stop.

But a wha dis man, Cuddyz inna New Kingston nearly lock down because dem doan pay dem taxes.

Yeah man, last week Thursday, di tax people dem attempted to close the popular diner after the entity was cited for failing to pay millions of dollars in taxes.

But luckily fi dem it neva happen as dem meck some sort a agreement fi pay off some a di arrears.

Now whey mi and yuh fi do when big big night club like dem deh a struggle pay dem tax?

By Rootsgirl
I remember a time when I want to escape punishment from my mother or father all I had to do was run to my granny who would shield me like a fierce tiger refusing anyone to come near me. She would tell my mom that she never beat her like that and is not everything she must “draw hand”.

Well after that storm was abated, my grandmother would give me a little scolding that I must behave myself and that she didn’t want me to grow like any “leggo bees”.

Why am I bringing up this story, because I felt a sense of sadness reading Saturday’s Star on the 65-year-old grandmother who beat her 12-year-old grandson because he stole $200 credit from her phone to give his girlfriend.

Now I am not saying she shouldn’t have punished the child. Deny some of what he enoys like television, games, whatever, maybe a few carefully placed slaps might help…but to blood up his head and continue beating him after that, that the poor child had to be crying out for murder…that’s taking it too far.

What’s wrong with our people when even grandmothers are getting vicious to their own grandchildren?

Is the stress of life getting to be too much?

I don’t know, I am just sorry for this generation of kids coming up…I wonder if there is any real love left for them.

By Buffilous


What the hell is happening in the country when it comes to these men feeling as if they can treat women like punching bags. Come on man it’s time this foolishness stop.


What in blazes can a woman do a man for him to punch her in her face, mash har up and do all manner of evil with them. Now check out di latest whey wi hear, dat Bounty Killer inna one mix up with him and another woman outside di Escape club.
Well from whey wi get it, him tun up deh wid another woman and one a him nex woman confront him.

Even if she did jealous and shoulda know betta dan fi confront di Killer, it neva gi him nuh right fi beat har up like dat.
Wi hear sey it suh bad dat police did all haffi haul him backside a jail.


Now come on man, a time man start to think and realize sey woman suppose to be di weaker sex and stop batter bruise di woman dem.
Mi all sorry sey a nuh foreign wi dey whey di law likkle more pon di woman side, cause inna dis ya country, it come een like sey dem government doan give two hoots bout woman…chu…mi tiad a it yah man.

Bwoy dem people yah nuh easy at all eeh. Imagine afta wi star Usain Bolt gone a Czech Republic a represent to di worl' di man dem go kip up some almshouse ting and rob di youth apartment. But a big, big, shame and disgrace dat ynuh. Di world idolise Usain and all wi waan do is pop him dung. No sah, whoever do dat need fi guh check dem self self.
Yardflex sey unno fi come offa dem tings deh - straight, zeen

A what a gwaan, wi did tink sey di Prime Minister sey "no gays around here...not in my cabinet."
Suh a wha dat wi a read inna di chat sey one minister a cover up fi a big ole gay man whey dem find inna him office a fool round one likkle bwoy. And from what wi a read it come een like sey a nuh di fuss time either, we understand sey a him practice...so a how come him still inna him big job
No sah, him mus have some kinda secret fi dem. Bruce, you betta check out da one dey cause if yuh know sey dey gay deh inna fi yuh cabinate and a allow dem tings deh, den is a straight Peter King part II you gooda a look at.

LA Lewis in the news again
Bwoy, every whey yuh tun yuh si LA Lewis graffiti pon di wall dem, but it come een like sey yuh a buck im up inna di news more dan pon di wall dem nowadays. First di drama wid him an Lady Marsha...whey she want back har tings from him, den him go try kiss har inna court house and now seet deh dem evict him. Mi sey one big crowd teck in when dem a fling out him equipment dem and according to to di deejay without a good song, him a guh thru "financial depression". But a wonda whey him a guh come wid nex sah.

Poor and Boasy deals with the situation
Yes bwoy Poor and Boasy seh him a guh tun himself in to di police fi clear up di matta whey dem a call up him name sey him involve inna stabbing. Put whey wi curious bout is wha really guh dung. Suh why dem just pick fi him name outa di blue suh fi sey a him. And den again, him just get di million dollar and it look like sey it haffi guh inna lawyer fee. No sah...we ongle hope sey him neva have nutten fi do wid dem alligations deh.

Queen Paula pop dung?

But a wha dat wi si di odda day sah? Fi real di big big female dejay inna di middle a street a push har car whey bruck dung pon har. Now mi hear some people a sey dat fi a big big artiste if she couldn’t call one a har friend dem fi help har and some a wonda if she neva did a service di car good. It neva look suh good fi smady suh hype a tuggo tuggo wid dem car

Beenie Man Bredda free

Bwoy Beenie Man bedda must be breathing a sigh a relief now. Dem clear him Wednesday offa di charge sey him rape him bredda girlfriend. But as dem sey one man’s joy is anodda man’s grief…cause di victim neva happy at all, she all get inna argument wid Bird inna di court corridor. A just suh di system set up…hush.

By Rootzgirl


Now the babies doan born yet and already bad examples are being set for them. Can you imagine two pregnant women went to the clinic and should be focusing on the wellbeing of their babies growing in their tummies, instead at that stage they are getting into fights?

Reading the report in the Star I had to wonder if these women realize the awesome responsibilities they have as mothers bringing children into the world.

According to the report everything started because the guilty woman went to the clinic and saw the complainant with the father of both their unborn babies.

She said she ignored them and sat elsewhere. She told the court that when she went to the bathroom she was attacked by the complainant who hit her in the mouth.

The complainant had a different story. She said the father of her child was not at the clinic. She said she was ambushed in the bathroom by Miller who grabbed her face, and when she tried to use her hands to push her off, her finger went into Miller's mouth and she bit her.

She said she had to get injections and medication for the injury. Miller was ordered to pay the complainant for her medical expenses.

It gets worse here, both of them are pregnant for the same man and moving in the same circles…what the hell kind a future will there be for the kids if they start fighting already…before the children are born?

Now tell me, what do you expect from the young generation when parents cannot lead by example. The only thing I can think that, no wonder the society is in the state it is in after reading a story that was carried in the Star yesterday.


According to the report police in Hanover were called in to a high school in the parish after a teacher was attacked by the parent who was upset that her child was scolded earlier.


The report went on to say that after arguing with the teacher, the parent chased her around the school while hurling stones and bottles at her.

Now you tell me, what is the world coming to, when teachers can no longer be allowed to carry out their job function in peace.


No wonder many teachers are taking a ‘stand back’ attitude and not going overboard for their students…with parents like those it’s hard for them to go above and beyond the call of duty. I pity the kids who will never what it means to have a teacher who is passionate about her profession because of the indiscipline parents.


In my day if you were reprimanded at school , you keep it to yourself as talking about it, might earn you another thrashing or scolding.


Society is in a sorry state and parents are not making it any easier…it’s a crying shame.

Bwoy what a big coup Buju common-law wife of 18 years Lorna Strachan pull off. Yes bwoy mi a read di Chat! teday and si sey Lorna she get har due outa di relationship, afta Buju did a hol hard end wid har demands. She teck it to di Supreme Court and luckily him settle before tings coulda get messy...cause unno done know sey if it did eva reach a court a right dung di middle tings woulda split.
Check out except from di story in today Chat!

Strachan, who enjoyed an 18-year relationship with Myrie — which produced five children — went to the court in April this year in a bid to have the joint tenancy severed for several properties which she and Myrie own.
According to a source close to the couple, after a breakdown in the relationship which led to a separation, Strachan sought to protect herself and, in particular, their five children. She reportedly approached Myrie with a suggestion that certain properties which were owned by both of them be signed over to her and in turn she would willingly relinquish all rights to other properties in which they shared tenancy in common.

It is reported that initially Myrie refused to entertain this suggestion and as a result, Strachan took the matter to the Supreme Court. But, according to the source, “good sense prevailed”.
“She had his back against the wall. After so many years of them being together, she would be entitled to half of everything he owns. So it made sense for him to give her what she was asking for,” the source stated.
It is reported that the properties in the claim included an apartment at Priory Court, Devon Road, St Andrew, the property at Ballater Avenue, Kingston 10, which houses the Donovan Germain-led Penthouse empire; houses at Jacaranda Close, Braeton, St Catherine; Carlisle Avenue, Kingston 8; and the family house in Belgrade Heights, Kingston 19.
In addition to being given the Devon Road property, Strachan also received the house in which she now lives and 25% of the Ballater Avenue property, which was reportedly jointly owned by Germain and Myrie. The source added, however, that in the case of Ballater Ave, Strachan’s name was always on the property, its “just that it’s now changed to joint tenancy”.

By Buffilous


Look here man, a have to tell yuh dat a getting sick and tiad a di way dis ya generation a galang. It nuh pretty out deh. Call a spade a spade, some parents need to pull up dem damn pickney and meck dem have manners to dem elders.


Yuh know why di society caan better? Meck mi tell unno di truth, it come een like sey some parents waan treat dem pickney like dem meck outa glass and treat others like sey f idem own come from dungle heap.


Now it reach a stage whey teachers caan even lick pickney, cause di same set a bad bruck parents dem a guh a school go attack teacher. And when it come to di test di pickney dem tun out like rotten tomatoes.

Now look wha happen di odda day at di police station. According to mi did a read inna di Star one female police inspector was attacked and punched repeatedly by a a teenage girl whey dem carry in fi counseling.


Now dat deh pickney nuh waan nuh counseling she waan smady fling two lick inna har skin fi meck she undastan herself. If she did a get some good discipline from mawning she wouldn’t suh brazen. Fi wi parents never fraid fi burn wi skin wid lick and win uh di wuss fi it. Now wi disciplined, ha manners and wouldn’t dream fi duh dem tings deh.


Some a dem teenagers get tuh much leeway and a time parents realize sey a f idem job fi discipline dem and stop meck dem dictate whey dem waan duh and such tings.


Unno duh, start save dis ya generation before it too late…cause heaven help wi if dem caan tame again.

But a wha do Nuffy and Ras Ghandi sah, di two a dem fi cool and hold dem corner.
Cause fi tell di truth mi neva hear gun fire from dem tell mi si story pop up inna paper bout dem inna verbal war.
Bwoy some people wi use any likkle foolishness fi dem name pop up inna paper sah.
Verbal war, mi backfoot...all some writer fi go look story wid substance and stop promote every likkle foolishness.
Mi not even know two song whey Ghandi duh and as for Nuffy...well a one MC wi wouldn't miss pon stage.

Bwoy mi a tell yuh, di recession a lick everybody but mi a tell yuh sey it dread pon dis ex a mine. Dats why mi a tell yuh sey when tings a gwaan fi yuh, yuh mussi hype and galang like sey you know what can meck patty.

Yeah, him use to spend a change pon mi but more time him come like sey him woulda waan mi fi crawl pon mi knee fi get nutten outa him han.

Yeah man fi ten years mi panka panka wid him and di wuss ting bout it nuff time time mi all a depressed cause between mi an unno him have him wife and yes mi know unno a guh sey mi deserve it, but when mi did just get in, him neva tell mi sey him married. A matter a fact mi neva si him wid ring pon finga yet! Suh when mi eventually find out mi did done in too deep.

But mi nah lie yuh still, more time when mi can deal wid di frustration mi hop pon a plane and go a Bahamas go check a little guy whey crazy bout mi…and him a one real wucker man!

So fi real, more and more mi get fi shake di feeling whey mi did have fi di married man.

Afta mi finally get ova him and move on wid mi life di man come a borrow, borrow money from mi and di wuss ting is him come een like sey him waan use sex fi repay it.

But si yah, a whey him teck tings fah, him tink sey him can use wucking fi pay mi back mi money.

Man him need fi wheel and come again.

Anyway…mi haffi ketch back a flight to Bahamas…so mi wi check in more time seen.

Yesterday while on the way to work, I was listening the news and the report shocked me to the core. You would think that after all the campaign that has been going on regarding child safety we would at least see a dent in the careless deaths of our children.


The news stated that the rate is alarmingly in children under 2 drinking harmful substances such as pesticides and other stuff and ultimately dying.


According to the report the percentage is high and that they are urging parents to be careful so that the numbers can go down.

Now let’s be logical, as a parent, why the hell would you need a report to tell you that you should be careful…isn’t it your duty to protect your child?


Babies will always be curious, they have no sense of reasoning when they come across harmful substances to decipher that they should not put it to their mouths…therefore adults have to be their eyes and everything and ensure that dangerous stuffs are well out of their reach.


Honestly it’s sickening the number of careless deaths that occurring with our children. Some parents are just too lazy or lackadaisical to take the time and properly watch their children. Of course I am not knocking those who tried to dot all the I’s and cross every t where security is concerned and still that ‘unforeseen’ occur. That’s a heartbreak all on its on.


I’m talking about parents who ‘want to brag about the babies’ but can’t be bothered with the day to day drill of watching their kids and properly taking care of them.


Come on, I am dreaming of the day when I can listen the report and hear how the numbers are drastically going down

Check this out, yardflex came across some hot gossip online and according to the story a UK based Ugandan girl is pregnant with singer Akon’s child. In unconfirmed reports heard from within the alleged mother-to-be’s circles, the girl, a major party animal whenever she is in town and whose family has got ties with the Ugandan fashion industry and was rumoured to have spend a lot of time with the singer on his last trip to Uganda is several months heavy.

This would mean that she conceived later after the said Kampala romps as they allegedly took place over nine months ago. Wow...we'll keep you informed.

A wha dis wi a hear sey during the Killa performance gunshot fired. A wha do dem yah people star? Yardflex understand that no one was hurt. To us it would seem that someone got overzealous in the crowd and acted irreponsible. Honestly that's why it's so hard for some people to support dancehall, you always get this kind of behaviour.
On a good note, you can see the Killa was holding his own on the show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdaLiAKSkTw

Imagine, after Freddie a hold him Reggae meets Rockseady show all dem years and a get good crowd, di one year him go add Dancehall to it, is a different story. It come in like seh di dancehall people dem bring dung pure bad blessings pon di man ting. Di crowd nuh turn up and de dancehall artiste … di same one who tell Freddie fi add dancehall to it .... doan show up. And den a go talk bout a true him neva have nuh contract. It look like nobody neva tell him say word-a-mouth contract is just as binding as di paper ting. And, furthermore, look how long Freddie did a promote him ting and Kartel name a call up as one of di performer dem. Why Kartel neva bawl out from dem time deh say him no have no contract and mek him fans dem know say him nah go deh a di show. A almshouse ting dat him keep up pn Freddie and him fans. Him suppose to apologise, cause it doan look good.

The news is making the rounds that a girl died at a dance in Seaforth…Dutty Fridayz, fi real wi check out di video and it appears suh fi true.
Di video did disgusting cause from whey wi watch. Di girl lie dung and di man supposed to jump and land pon har proper and start dagger, but him miss and land inna har head and from dat, si girl unconscious.
But di sickening part inna di whole mix up is dat you could hear di selector a sey Di Gal dead, batty kill har.
While watching di video unno notice sey apart from throwing wata pon har nobady nuh meck nuh move fi help har. Or rush har to di hospital…just business as usual and dem a party like nutten nuh wrong. A wha di hell kinda world wi live inna when a simple ting like life nuh mean nutten.
Now wi nuh know if di girl regain consciousness or not…but a hope har family come forward and lick out gainst dem almshouse ting inna di dancehall.
Check out di video and tell mi what dat look like to unno.

Bwoy, mi nah tell nuh lie, we nuh tink it was such a good idea fi Rocksteady meet nuh dancehall at all. Cause a nuff nuff people wi hear sey dem couldn’t badda wid di dancehall part a dat dey package suh dem nah badda guh. Now di classic show never enjoy a bumper crowd at all.

But di ting whey bun mi most of all is di fact dat Vybz Kartel never show up a di people dem show.

Afta how mi read sey Freddie include di dancehall segment pon di show because a one cvonversation whey him did have wid Vybz when dem buck up a airport. And Kartel ask him sey why him nuh include di dancehall part pon it.

Now Freddie teck di suggestion and include it and in di end di people a di show deh pon “a gaza wi sey” and no Vybz Kartel fi come perform.

Personally wi tink sey dat a big, big dis and people need fi hear one official explanation on why him neva tun up.

Next time Freddie fi just do him ting and meck Rocksteady meet Reggae alone.

Honestly just when I think that things can’t get any worse, I read a story that really shakes me up.
Take for example the story in the Star yesterday (Friday) where the 50 year old woman was forced to drink acid and on top of that beaten with a dutch pot in her head.
It makes your stomach crawl just thinking about the act, how cruel do you have to be to do something like that?
What pain she had to endure before dying with her insides on fire, as the deadly substance made its way down. What kind of person does that?
What kind of punishment do you give someone like this? And worse, maybe that person will not be brought to justice as I can’t see anyone coming forward to talk about it.

According to the story the cops now have in custody a Tivoli man who they allege forced a woman to drink acid and beat her in the head with a Dutch pot.
The victim Rhona Graham who was also Tivoli resident, died in hospital a week after being admitted in critical condition.
All this because of an argument she had with someone else, with the ‘bad man’ being called to intervene. She got aggressive to him and he did that to her. True, in these times if you can take the peaceful way out, it’s best, but oh mercy…I don’t think anyone deserves that at all.

What in blazes is happening in the institutions where the young ones should be learning good morals and getting a useful skill for life.
Mercy, I cringed in disgust after reading an article in the Star regarding the disgraceful behaviour of a female teacher at the institution who bent over and spread her buttocks in an act of disrespect to the principal.

Now what I want to ask is, if these are the people charged with the responsibilities of teaching our students, what does that say about the education system?
According to the report in the Star the incident has left many at the school outraged at the very nerve of the teacher, whom term as "ghetto fabulous".
"She nuh ave nuh manners, nuh nuttin," one person said. "Yuh tell her morning and she not even responds. She won't even dress appropriately for work. She come here dressed in rubber flip-flop, tight colourful pants, tight blouse that sometimes shows her belly. Plus, she wears the most ghetto weaves every day." The source continued: "The principal even tried going to classroom recently to carry out an assessment exercise and she shut the classroom door, locking out the principal."
We at Yardflex would hope that the powers that be will look into this situation and ensure that this woman never be allowed to teach at another school.
Why should she benefit from our hard earned tax dollars just so she can flaunt and behave in any way she wants. It is time the government hold those who paid to be good examples for their charges accountable for their actions.
It is a crying shame...teachers ought to do better than that.

People still a wonder whether or not di former PM and him entourage of people from di cell company did have US$500,00.00 when dem come back from Cuba last week Thursday. When Nationwide bus di story weekend everybody did inna uproar. And then Missa Patterson and the Digicel people dem issue statement say dem neva have no money like dat with them and no Cuban national neva deh pon di plane. Well, now dat di report is out, we a hear sey di police a go give di report to the DPP and mek dem decide if anybody fi get charge as a criminal or if people just fi get discipline. We want fi see how dis one a go resolve.

What did you do with your old phone?
What a way di cellular war a heat up!! It just too funny. Claro a gwaan wicked wid dem advertising. We hear one pon radio yesterday, it bad like you don’t know. Claro a tell people how dem a di best and say people fi dash weh dem other phone from other network. Den dem ask a question. What did you do with your old phone? Did u sell it? Claro, you ad a happen.

Finally, I can say that it seems as if there is a glimmer of light on the horizon when it comes to the protection of our children.

The Ananda Alert system, created to help find children who go missing, was officially launched by Prime Minister Bruce Golding at Jamaica House on Tuesday.
The system was born out of the much publicised abduction and murder of 11-year-old Ananda Dean last year.

The programme will never bring back little Ananda to her hurting parents, but at least through the efforts launched in her name may stop another mother from going through the same kind of pain.

Of course no amount of programmes in the world can take the place of parents giving their children valuable advise such as not going anywhere with strangers, not allowing them to give them things to lure them away, being very alert…and teaching them from early recognize the warning signals that something could be wrong.

Parents too must be vigilant as there are times the person they are leaving their children with are the very ones who are posing a danger to them.

It’s hard to tell as many present the right front that would have that parent trusting them…still be on the alert.

During the launch the Prime Minister made the plea to parents to protect their children who are too young to make informed decision.
We don’t need the Pm to give this warning, it’s time the society came together and rally around the most vulnerable…let us all have each other’s backs in the fight to keep our children safe

YardFlex understands that there was a shooing at Jr Reids club on Eastwood Park Road on Saturday night. It is said that Jah Cure had an altercation with someone from jail, who's friend in turn stepped to him. Jah Cure allegedly drew a knife at the person approaching him. The friend then called his posse who came to the club and shots were fired. One man was shot and injured.

Why dem Jamaican artistes and sports people woan learn fi careful whey dem sey to foreign journalist cause from whey wi si it always come back fi haunt dem.

Now KLAS play clippings Chris Gayle interview and from whey mi listen to mi nuh get di feeling sey him hate West Indies cricket and can wait fi focus pon 20/20 cricket.

Di woman put har own spin pon di interview and den everybody a run wid it…lef di man alone. Him did done tell dem sey him a fill in and never have nuh intention mek teck ova di captaincy fi di rest a him cricket career life. So wha him waan smady younger fi teck di reigns? Mi hear di man sey him wi be willing fi guide whoever dem select till dem aright, but him waan do odda tings wid him life and dat when you a captain, you too bogged down and it lef little room fi focus pon odda tings. Nutten wrong wid dat? So how everybody a act like sey de man betray di whole country and di whole a di West Indies.

But it serve Chris Gayle right him shoulda member sey dem journalist love put words inna dem mouth and phrase tings fi get one bigger sensation outa it. Nex’ time him fit ink twice before him start fi ansa question.

But all wi a sey is dat, unno low di youth man, walk a mile inna him shoes before unno start to form opinion.

By Buffilous:
Bwoy mi a tell you from di odda day, mi just a pree what a teck place inna di country. Unno nuh realize how dem a pick off people like fly now. In just three days all up to fifteen people a dead.

In light a dis it meck mi start to tink bout which business a di safest one right now fi invest inna. It certainly can be stage show cause dat’s di biggest risk right now. Sometimes all when you have a good package is not a guarantee that it will work out. Look pon Sumfest, May almost done and wi still caan si no press release fi si a which international act dem a have fi di night dem. In fact wi hear sey Sumfest a keeo, but wi still nuh hear much fire bout it.

Mi a sey all a dat fi sey dat di only business smady who sure fi get new business everyday is di funeral undertaker. Him nuh haffi wonder if nuh new business a come in di ongle ting him haffi tink bout is whey him a guh put so much bodies.

Bwoy di odda day mi a drive a come in from Ochi and mi affi sey dat di amount a hearse whey pass mi inna dat short space a time, mi couldn’t help but wonder a how come so much people a drop out.

Now who now drop out through violence, a guh through natural cause…so if you add di shooting and stabbing death to the natural cause one…di figure staggering.

So fi real, mi deh ya a tink sey maybe mi a hunt fi money inna di wrong field…a might have fi change courge and borrow a smalls fi open a funeral home…mi nuh know…whey unno tink.

But a wha dis a circulate pon di entertainment scene sah. it nuh nice at all and we at yardflex still inna shock pon some a di news whey wi a hear...seh di female singer whey everybady love a touch pon di two side a di fence. She have har straight up man and she have har woman pon di side tuh. Wi all hear sey one a di time smaddy walk in pon har a get har ting sort out proper from di business woman inna har office. No sah...we pray dat dese are jusr rumours...

Which DJ have baby mama drama
But a which DJ baby madda haffi drag him ass a court because him woan mind him pickney? From what wi hear unno woulda shock if unno really find out a who...him di deh bout him talk a lot of conscious tings and livity and all dat crap and caanev even sort out him owna youth. Wi hear sey di woman a di original, one whey him have from long long time maybe far back as Ethiopia and now him a guh play har like dat...no sah...we hope him nuh badda meck di court decide...but do whey him supposed to.

Jackass seh di world no level and a really true. Not even two weeks after Bolt crash him 2009 BMW di people dem ova di insurance company just laugh off dem teet and pay over the cheque fi di $15 million car. Everybody know seh insurance claim a di hardest money fi get and all three months after you car crash you still a wait wid you hand pon you jaw fi you money. What a helleva advantage Bolt have ova everybody why fi him claim haffi settle so fast. We hope seh who have a dat deh company line up outside and doan leave till dem get dem money. We love Bolt and everything, but some tings just not right.

Alaine and har BMW to di worl’!
We love how Alaine coulda just fork out di million dollar and pay off di cutoms people dem after dem claim say her BMW did undervalue. But, to how di release from the customs people dem did write it look like say dem did a carry feelings fi di girl. Everybody know say Alaime a no di only person who bring in vehicle and customs do dem check and say the vehicle undervalue. So why a she alone dem haffi send out big vulgar release pon, like dem wan’ dun di girl career. Alaine, you and Don just gwaan mek good music and doan watch no face. You BMW a tek life and it doan crash.

Alaine’ didn't know BMW was undervalued

Reggae singer and songwriter, Alaine Laughton, is adamant that she did not know that the damaged 2007 BMW motorcar she had imported had been undervalued.
In a statement, the singer declared that “The third party handled the entire importation process including submitting the documentation which undervalued the vehicle to the Customs Department without my knowledge or consent.”
She was therefore quite surprised, when after crusing around in her vehicle for a year, the customs department informed her that their investigations showed that she had made false declarations and she would be slapped with a fine.
According to a release from the Customs Department, the artiste, declared the car was valued at US$8,915 but investigations revealed that this value was understated.
The BMW was seized and a penalty of three times the duties avoided was imposed, that is JA$1,388,000.00 for breaching sections 209 and 210 of the Customs Act

This penalty was paid and the vehicle returned to Alaine prior to the release of Monday’s statement by Customs.
release quoted Walker as saying.
Alaine rose to prominence locally with the sngle No Ordinary Love . She appeared in the movie Clara's Heart alongside Whoopi Goldberg. Laughton has also penned songs and provided back up vocals for the US-based stars, Cam'ron and Freeway.

Di people dem really love Shebada. Stampede and fight and bere tings a gwan outside of him concert at Mascamp last night. Some people who already buy the tickets cut out and go home before the concert even start because of all the madness.

Bwoy di time dread, mi neva know mi woulda live fi si di day when a man coulda admit sey pum pum nuh wut nutten again.


Yeah man, if unno tink sey a lie wi a tell, just have a chat wid di woman dem a New Kingston, dem a bawl out hell cause nutten nah gwaan fi dem.


According to one likkle catty whey confess to yardflex, nutten nah gwaan at all and di wuss ting is dat dem have stiff competition from di man dem pon di cawnas.


"Bwoy it dread, sometimes when wi si some criss car pull up and swear sey wi a get lucky, ongle fi realise sey a nuh wi dem want, a di man dem pon di cawnas dem come fah."


The other day a man called to one of the pros hanging out at New Kingston and she didn’t answer…you should a hear di way him address har.


"Gwey gal, you a gwaan like sey money deh pon punny…kip dat…a batty a dweet…"


Mercy wi at yardflex couldn’t believe wi eaze all now, it a ring from whey di bwoy she. A wha really deh country yah a come to sah.

By Rootsgirl
Honestly this government must take us all for first class idiots. Just look into the situation the minimum wage was three thousand and seven hundred dollars. Following the budget debate the grand announcement was made that it will not be four thousand, wow, imagine that all of three hundred dollars has gone on it. Imagine dat, the government is so thoughtful…they are thinking about all those poor mothers who are struggling to send their children to school and put food on the table…jeez, I’m so overwhelmed at their generosity that I want to cry.

Yeah right, if I shed any tears it will be for the poor mothers and fathers who are already struggling and now it seems as if there is no real end in sight.

Three hundred dollars…and let’s see they put over eight dollars on the hike on gas, they didn’t touch rum and cigarettes, they tax noodle, salt and all the basic stuff that poor people need and yet they somehow imagine that $4000 per week is enough to put food on the table, pay the bills and get the kids off to school.

I lift my hat to all those champion women out there who are beating the odds and managing to somehow make two ends meet…even though in others eyes it’s a miracle.

For real the minimum wage is a biggest joke I have ever seen, the only thing is I can’t afford to laugh.

It’s time that emphasis is placed on the real background of the country, the hardworking mothers and fathers who are still managing to maintain their home and provide decent values for their children. The minimum wage is a joke with the only ones laughing are those who claim to care about us.

Yardflex has been keeping you up to date with the Buju debate and we just had to bring you his response that was printed in the Jamaica Observer yesterday.

The Gargamel sent out a fiery response to his critics. Check out his letter below

Dear Editor, To the supporters of an ignoble regime who choose to hold our people and our music in stagnation, I respond personally. Yes.

You all took my statement out of context and I am not surprised.

I am quite aware of how much you would like to tarnish, but you cannot stop truth.

This music evolves like everything else in life.
For you and all your so called 'musicologists' to say the music is all about one person is totally unfair to those like myself who have been making a significant contribution.

Now, let us get this clear, Bob was great, talented, charismatic, the teacher, the father.

But what about Peter Tosh, Alton Ellis and Bunny Wailer? We owe our musical greatness not just to one individual but concerted effort by a brave set of people.

Now after almost 50 years have gone, a new sound and a generation have emerged.

Must we subject them to the scrutiny of an age gone when our reality is much different?
Give us a chance to grow.

Bob was never loved by you in life.

You are all hypocrites who I think are all the real cause why our music has failed to grow over the years with your open embrace for what would contribute to the backwardness of a nation.

If only you would get paid for doing meaningful work.
You think we all are stupid if you are not the slave driver's protégé.

Buju Banton
10 Carlisle Avenue
Kingston 8
Jamaica

By Rootzgirl
What in blazes is happening in our country did you read the report in the Star on the policeman who the Director of Public Prosecutions ruled that charges of outrageous public indecency be brought against him?


According to the story he was reported revealed his privates to schoolchildren at an all-girls school.
All this we understand in an attempt to impress the female students at the institution on Monday.


Now what I want to ask is, couldn’t he have found a more mature audience to try and impress, say go to a male strip joint since he is so proud of his member.


It is disappointing that someone who is charged with maintaining the law should be engaged in this kind of activity and at a place where the girls there should be enjoying his protection.


More and more those who are charged with leading are letting us down, I can’t help but wonder what it will be next.


Personally if you ask me that policeman has a mental problem…he can’t believe he could exhibit that kind of behaviour and not receive the repercussions from it.


In case you are shocked and thinking that this is just too crazy to be true the incident has been confirmed by Deputy Superintendent Michael Phipps of the Half-Way-Tree Police…blessedly for him he did not call his name.


The accused policeman, who is in early 20s, is scheduled to appear in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate's court…let’s hope this will serve to put some sense in his head.

Bwoy some woman nuh easy eeh. Meck di artiste spend up much money pon belly and den mind di pickney fi two months before di DNA test show sey a nuh fi him. Dat’s why when unno a tief a piece unno fi meck sure sey unno saddle up dat nuh accident nuh happen…ohy but wi figet sey him di use one but it mussi malfunction. Well youth, keep yuh Voice strong and next time nuh lay dung inna nuh bed a Roses. Cause seet deh…look wha you nearly get saddled wid.

By Buffilous


A wonder if unno really a teck note a wha gwaan inna di country. Fi real star, unno meck sure sey unno keep pon top a tings when it comes to di decisions dem whey politician a meck pon fi unno behalf.

Rasta George, since di odda day when mi stop have man pon mi mind and a listen to people business mi realise sey a nuff tings did a pass mi by.

Now di only business mi a pree a wha a affect mi and di country. Unno a follow di cess pon gas argument whey dem a consider fi impose tax pon gas.

A wonder if dem member wha happen di last time di government try fi do dat. One piece a riot and people business place mash up and all mi did haffi foot it, go whey mi a guh cause nuh vehicle never deh pon di road fi transport nobady.

Dem fi learn sey Jamaicans dem unpredictable, dem will teck so much and no more and den dem explode like a bomb.

Dem betta find one next way fi raise money and nuh badda wid deh gas tax deh, cause mi can just si one replay of whey di gwaan di last time.

Still a waan fi use dis opportunity fi warn mi fellow Jamaicans dat dem mussi siddung and teck everyting suh. Is not di government have di power a dem. If unno present one united voice and come out gainst di almshouse whey a gwaan inna di country, unno know di difference whey unno can bring about>

Hear wha, mi affi cut now, but tink bhout whey mi she…U-N-I-T-Y a dat mi a deal wid straight!

But a wha a gwaan
Yuh can imagine di odda day mi guh dung a Clarendon fi attend Mountain Dew Stunt Festival and mi di deh a hol a vibes and ting and den mi girlfriend waan guh bathroom.
When she buss di door open and guh in deh nuh two man she inna di female bathroom a dagga whey. Di poor woman frighten suh till, she nearly drop dung, she get back har presence a mind fi call di police, but by di time she do it dem get whey.
Dem man really a teck dem dutty lifestyle and carry it more and more inna yuh face.

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Poor Xinyu
Bwoy mi caan tell yuh how di upcoming artiste whey name Xinyu struggle pon di stage a Jamalco Sports Club. Not even Dance Xpressions coulda help har outa dat deh jam deh. Yardflex have a likkle tip fi har when she a go pon big big stage, try do some cover version a di hottest song dem and yuh wi alright, no badda wid fi yuh whey nobady but yuhself know.

By Buffilous
Yeah, fi real, a doan have nuh time fi talk bout nuh man nor nobady mix up right how. There comes a time when you have to dash whey foolishness and realise sey if you watch tings go from bad to worse, den you just as bad as di rest.

With that said mi haffi talk up di tings dem now pon whey a gwaan inna mi well beloved island. Mi caan tell yuh how much mi heart a pain mi right now as a observe wha really a gwaan.

A doan know how much a unno a follow di news but unno realise sey a 11 people dem kill between Holy Thursday and Easter Sunday. Bwoy you woulda tink sey Jesus never shed enough blood fi wi at all.

Mi sey mi haffi band mi belly when mi read Monday Observer as dem report pon di crime scene. 11 people … dem a pick dem off like fly.

And dat nuh di wuss part of the di news. According to the police report when you add dem 11 murder it bring di total death tally for the first 12 days of April to 33.

Backside, a how dem a go hard suh. Mi a talk to mi sistren a foreign and she sey she well waan come out ya but she change har mind. No matter how mi tell har sey that nutten nah go happen to har, cause dem know who dem a war wid, she sey Jamaica a warzone and she nah come out yah.

Mi owna uncle sey him wi help mi wid mi plane ticket fi come look fi him, but him nuh tink sey him a come back out yah …well if sey if tings change him might reconsider, but a mi haffi come look fi him.

Dat a fi just mi alone, mi nuh know how much odda people family a think di same way.

Jamaica gone to di dogs…but a still tink we can bring it back…it all up to wi.

Peace out.

By Rootz Girl
I am forced to think of the words of Chuck Fenda’s song when I think about all that’s happening in the society. The latest news that has be fired up is one about the 82-year-old man from Bog Walk, St Catherine who was arrested and charged with gross indecency against a 13-year-old school boy.

The worst part about it is that he didn’t even deny the charge, he pleaded guilty to the deed when he appeared before Linstead’s Resident Magistrate Court on Wednesday.

Things like this really get me fired up, now what in hell could he want with a little boy and at his age too. Don’t tell me that I should have some pity for him, no wonder Chuck Fenda said Gash dem and light dem….I think they deserve no less.

Big old grandfather should be doting on his grandchildren and telling them stories about when he was a boy or reading the bible to them, look what he is involved in.

I think they should throw the book at him and let him be an example to those sickos out there who won’t allow our children to grow up in peace, but instead all they do is try to spoil them and break them out. No wonder that fifteen year old in Old Harbour tried to do the same thing to an eleven year-old, who to tell if some sick old fool hadn’t done the same thing to him.

The charge is there for each of us to be on guard for our children, we have to be vigilant and stop leaving them alone with men you think you know so well. Look at that, who would have thought a big old bark, like the 82-year-old would be trying that on the child?

After the boy was there on his parents consent. He was the one who called the parents and told them he had something at home for them. He asked them to send the child to collect it to bring to them. While the child was the old man went to urinate and would you believe it he showed the boy his penis and wanted him to perform certain acts on him…the child refused and ran home to tell his parents everything. Hence the case came to light.

Don’t take anything for granted, know where your children are and don’t leave them to those sickos mercies.

Bwoy Luciano call big press conference a Hilton and people a wonda if it never better him just meck him lawyer gwaan handle tings and kip him mouth shut. Cause him come pon TV and sey him did bail di same youth outa jail one time and now people a wonder whey him did bail him fah, cause Looshie never come out and sey. And him a talk bout a now him nah have no open door policy…but if yuh family live a di studio you didn suppose to start weed out who a come deh from mawning, you nuh want all and sundry have access to dem, don’t?

By Rootzgirl
The other day I was driving down a certain street in downtown Kingston and I couldn’t help groaning inside. In that short journey I must have passed at least six women on the roadside dressed in torn clothes, their big bellies protruding, some looking as if they had not taken a shower from the day before and I couldn’t help but wonder if these women lived with their partners.

Of course I came to the conclusion that they didn’t live with any man, for the simple reason that no man was going to allow his woman to walk through the door looking so unkempt and as my grandmother would say “slackey tidy”.

Where is the pride that would see them taking a good shower, putting on some decent clothes and coming out on the road looking like the ladies they are supposed to be.

It is truly a turnoff for me to drive on the street and see these women parading in all kinds of careless manner…and the worst thing is that they think it is OK to behave like that.

The one instant where a friend of mine told off one and suggested she tried to put herself together must better than that, she was greeted with a string of expletives and told to mind her own business…in fact Miss Ting went as far as suggested that if my friend didn’t watch her mouth then she might get a bullet for it.

So me, I just look, groan within myself and let things lie. If women want to go around like that, then let them…the big disappointment is that there are some careless men around the place who will still hunt them and so why not, they will not see anything wrong with it.

By Rootzgirl
I’m dreaming of a new Jamaica where people can live in love and harmony. Where we can once again enjoy the simple things in life and kick back to some great music…whether on or off the bus!

Sad to say maybe that’s all I will be able to do …dream. If the government has its way then listening to music on the bus and being entertained on a long journey by watching a movie or taking in some music videos may be a thing of the past.

While the government moves to censor the music, I have no problem with that, but cutting off every avenue of entertainment … well that’s crossing the line.

Needless to say it’s not even safe to be driving in a vehicle that isn’t equipped with a radio. There are times when it will be necessary to listen to the radio to monitor the news especially in times of storms or maybe to find out if there unrest and areas to avoid.

This leaves the big question is Broadcast Commission cleaning up the music or eliminating all forms of music altogether?

If we sit back and allow this to happen then what else will be taken from us? Just think about it and make your voices be heard now.

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Smady can tell mi whey some man a deal wid. A mean, fi real man, mi caan teck di almshouse whey dem inna. Mi is a hot girl whey like certain tings and mi nah shame fi say mi love a man a whey love please me to di max and when mi sey whey please me, mi mean whey REALLY please mi.

So whatever mi want when it comes to sex him fi gi it to me as Ce’Cile sey “just do it to me baby, just do it to me,” and mi nuh affi explain whey she mean by dat inna har song, mi no say unno pick up loud and clear.

So di odda day mi meet dis guy and mi really check fi him and tings so him sey him check fi mi tuh and by reasoning and dating and preeing wi one annodda yuh know sey it was just a matter a time before wi ready fi teck di relationship to di nex level. Well mi tell him sey mi like certain tings and di man bun a fire pon mi and sey him nuh inna dat and him start quote Lovindeer line inna di song and a ask mi if mi cook, cause dat a di ongle ting him a deal wid.

Well, mi come offa dat, since as mi sey mi nah pressure nutten, but wha meck mi vex nuh rhatid now is dat after him bun a fire pon mi request him tun round a tell mi sey him woulda like fi deal with me backway.
Mi caan tell yuh how a line him up wid some words. Mi run di wutless man from outa mi life, cause if him waan mi duh dat, mi nuh sure if him ask man or more woman fi do dat tuh.

Unno si how him hypocritical, bun one ting and den waan practice nastiness fi go mingle wid all kinda tings inna yuh behind.
Chu, at least man di woman ting act as a self cleaning, but mi caan sey di same fi round deh suh.

By Rootzgirl
There is a saying that my grandmother used to repeat and it’s what you sow you will reap. Why are we amazed at the various murders now taking place in the dancehall?” Why the sense of outrage when a boat event turns out to be deadly or shootings are taking place at club events and at the dances? It should be drawing any shocked gasps from us.

We are the ones who have embraced the gun lyrics in the dances which glorifies the act of killing people as if they are not worth much. One DJ even bragged about his prowess implying he’s bold enough to kill man in broad daylight, while another describe the gory details of marrow spilling.

I could go on and on name a lot more songs that makes the act of taking a life seem like nothing, so when these songs help to feed the appetite of the perpetrators don’t complain.

That’s why I have to big up Bounty Killer who recognized the importance of effect songs and artistes have on their fans when he went on stage and said, “mi nuh want nuh more people fi dead!”
Yes that’s the stance artistes should now be taking realizing the responsibility they have and they power they have over listeners. I am not saying that they are the ones urging them to pull the trigger, but if they do songs that are more conscious then it could help bring about a change.

Just go into a hardcore dance and you can feel the tenseness, but on the other hand go to an oldies jam or some singers session and feel the lightness in the air, the sense of enjoyment.
The dance has become a scary place to be and that’s sad. People are now thinking twice before they leave their homes. It’s time to reclaim what was once our pride and joy…cut the almshouse out of it and let’s get back to some real jamming!

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What the hell wrong wid Beenie Man? A suh him hungry fi attention dat him affi go outa a him way fi get it. Imagine him deh pon di Ed Lover’s Morning Show on Power 105.1 earlier dis week and before him talk bout him career and tings him went pon a tirade a chat bout him marital problems, him battle with Bounty Killer and di fight whey dancehall a get from government. Well a better him did talk bout dat…we coulda understand although mi nuh know why him a air him dutty laundry inna public fah. Can you imagine Beenie all a call Bar-Bee crazy saying all kinda a tings and a admit sey him did date har. Bwoy Beenie Man bitter sah di girl a do har ting and wi all hear sey she have show line up a Guyana, Trinidad and call a come in now…wha him jealous, him tink she couldn’t mek it without a hitch up backa him or something.

Beenie get a life…if you gwaan yap like woman yuh soon lose respect fi yuh.

Beenie Man also took potshots at Barbee calling her ‘crazy’. He also admitted that he had dated the Junoesque singer, one of Beenie's first public admissions of their failed relationship that had the media world in a tizzy for well over a year.

“Barbee wanted a Chris Brown-Rihanna thing, and I couldn’t deal with that,” he said, seemingly making a reference to the toxic nature of their past relationship where they reportedly had many loud arguments.

When contacted about Beenie’s disparaging comments, Barbee who was overseas on a business trip, said she “had nothing negative to say about Beenie’.

“I am just promoting Barbee right now,” the statuesque singer who scored a hit with the reggae-flavoured ‘Love You Anyway’ this year.

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The Chris Brown Rihanna saga continues.
Backside, a wha dis yardflex a read. According to di website www.wdkx.com di woman text whey start di whole ting a Brown manager Tina Davis. Yes sah, dem sey TMZ do dem groundwork and discover di truth. It look like dem did have a ting before Chris and Rihanna hook up. According to the law enforcement report Brown text har bout hooking up later on and dat Rihanna si and get vex. Look like dis ya saga nah done fi now.

Whoi...mi couldn't stop laugh di odda day when mi a read Merciless challenge whey him a sen out to Cobra fi teck him on, bout a him nex. When mi read whey Cobra sey Merciless mussn't call him name cause him know whey him a talk bout mi couldn't help it sah. But di ting whey sweet mi is dat Cobra sey Merciless fi listen Helta Skelta and him wi know sey him nuh inna fi him league fi go teck on clash wid him! Cobra sey Merciless beat Ninja inna him weak stage, him beat Ninja when him strong! Merciless, wi affi agree enjoy yuh victory and nuh badda gu spoil yuh record by taking on Corbra...yuh nuh know sey some snake too deadly fi yuh mess wid.

Vampire Dog
But a wha dat we a read inna di paper bout vampire dog whey a eat off di people dem goat. What nutten coulda really guh suh sah. But afta all di almshouse whey a gwaan a Jamaica, it nuh surprising dat even di dog dem a get possess too.

Transport Authority fi cool
No sah, dem transport people a teck a joke too far now. Imagine yuh a go tell people bout it illegal fi drive round inna public transport wid radio!!! If storm a come, if road block, if any newsbreak you caan get it first hand...wuss yuh gooda alla drive inna sinting whey di radio a warn you not to. No man it come een like dem transport people waan some real work fi do.

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Jamaica

What a way Marley Plants & Son (contractors) have been robbing people blind. Mi myself get lick tuh. Mi g idem recess lights, air condition units that neva get installed even dough preparation meck fi dem. The cheapest workmanship your money could buy.

Bwoy mi a tell yuh di plumbing wuck duh by electrician, the electrical wuck duh by di plumber and the mason wuck done by di carpenter. Them no stop move the business from location to location and the one Randy Mair and John Marley (Christian)need to pay people f idem things whey still lef inna dem possession.

Chu man du better dan dat, stop lying and robbing di suffering Jamaican people. And a nex ting government must check out whey dem a approve.

By Buffilous
Yeah man, mi deh yah again and mi know soma unno neva miss mi a damn cause unno sey mi too mix up and love talk up tuh much tings. And it weird dat mi a come wid a drama pon di power of di tongue. A wonda if unno realise how much trouble unno can get into when unno caan kibba unno mouth. Unno all mess up tings fi unnoself when unno chat too much.

Yes sah. A dat happen to a likkle friend whey mi have. She have har good good job a gwaan fi a few years well and di boss lady don dada an get a job pon the endz. This beautiful girl mek one ole Jezebel come bruck har out big time wid di power of har tongue…and it woulda good if a gossip ting mi a deal wid. Just check out dah story yah!.

Seems like in the back of har mind, she was always bi-curious, but is not bi the way right
now, is just one way (the power of the tongue).
Anyway, the Jezibel get fired because di boss mussi show har a who a di real big man inna di company cause she get involved wid him. But how it affect di beautiful one mi nuh know cause afta a few more weeks she just up and lef and to how mi get it it really hurt di boss cause she did a him real parring p.

Den tings become clear when him notice sey Jezzi and beautiful one nuh stop par together and di rumours start fly high and low bout dem affair…it come een like she bruck out beauty and have har under a love spell. Yes sah.

Mi used to fraid a di tongue because mi nuh like people call up call up mi name and tell nuh lie pon mi or chat mi business, but backside mi neva know sey it coulda be even more dangerous, cause di real argument surface yah now sey Jezebel use har tongue fi get beauty hook line and sinker and dat a di real reason why she caan leggo.

Can yuh imagine she teck har from a man wid dat? Well it sound a way but if some man did more adventurous, dat wouldn’t lure har at all.

Peace out yah, cause dis yah world too mix up fi mi brain.

Big up Bounty Killer
Yardflex affi meck Bounty Killer know that we big up that big speech he made at Follow Di Arrow. Di DJ sey dat him used to sey "people dead" but him nuh want nuh more people fi dead. Him meck it plane sey him done wid di old foolishness cause a di devil voice dat him did a listen now. Now that he is dealing with positivity yardflex just have to recognise this bold step and wish him all the best in the future. We just wish a few more entertainers would take a page out of his book and start promoting good vibes. Maybe that will be the answer to quelling the senseless killings.

Merciless slays the Ninja
Bwoy all now the crowd whey come a Follow A Di Arrow a talk bout di way Merciless kill Ninja Man. Can you imagine, inna him owna parish, Merciless look like him teck back him mercy whey him did lend out cause a nuff forward him receive fi di killer lyrics dem whey him did have. Ninja Man never have a ting fi defend himself wid, cause Merciless was really hard to beat.

Kip Rich done Monster Hempire
Kip Rich was the other victor for the night...him teck on Monster Hempire and daub dem up big time. Nufff people never realise seh Kip Rich did so good when it come to holding him own on stage.

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Ele, it a look real sticky pon you. Di dancer them a say you haffi stop ‘borrow’ people tings and gwaan like a fi you. Dem say you borrow people song, dem melody and most of all, dem dance move and is like you figet fi give di people dem back dem sinting. Ele, if a true it cyan continue so, cause dem a say di new dance Sasa Step a nuh yours. Dem say is Mundo Ravers originally create the dance and OverMars and QSean do the song. Memba say a Ding Dong did do di original Badman Forward Badman Pullup and Nuh Linga and you tek it over. You also thief the Gully Creepa and a gwaan like a yours.

People, tek a look at the following link and see and hear the original Sasa Step from the original creators and original dancers and decide fi oonuself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve7AlyTQGgA

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Luciano Beating - The saga continues

First one media reported about Luciano beating and then the real crux of the story came out in Chat! To be honest I was wondering why one man would just go ballistic like that to attack Luciano, there had to be something missing!

Apparently the grudge has been carrying over from last year where it is alleged that Luciano drew first blood on promoter Freckles. In the story he claimed he was beaten to a pulp by the singer and his entourage, running him into medical expenses in the sum of $700,000. In the story he even said a friend out of Luciano’s crew told the singer who did not nothing, claiming he deserved it.

The whole can of worms was opened while at a studio when someone brought up the incident and from there the promoter’s blood started boiling again. Just as luck would have it, he saw Luciano at a gas station and in that state he was in…the beating was inevitable.

But how come his followers ran and leave him all alone? Tell you bout them loyal soldiers...when it comes right down to it, they are not so loyal after all.

New York

A Wah do the people them wey have all the re-entries and a call police pon people. Them need fi stop...when you live inna glass house, don't throw stone. By the way, Anita me very disappointed with you, me think the fight did done from last year. Me think you, Shelly and Muncy them did squash out things. How the people them send them daughter with Shelly a the hair salon on Farmers Boulevard and as Shelly come in you fling you cellphone on Shelly. But Shelly done you pon Farmers and 115th. When she done wid you, she take you cellphone weh you fling pon har and call you family dem and ask if dem want fi dem beaten too. You all have the nerve fi send police go a the people dem yaad and all pon people whe no do you nutten. A wah kind a ting you a deal wid.
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Florida

A Jamaican restaurant owner from Miami/Ft. Lauderdale bit off a piece of har husband's face. She discover say him a give har bun with a mampy. Well the husband and the matey no do nutten better, them ago open a restaurant in the Ft. Lauderdale Airport. The woman from what we hear is returning to Jamaica.

Jamaica

This man marry two (2) woman, one for many years but him recently wed the other because she young, hot and sexy. The way how him bright, him a flaunt a picture of his new bride in his original legal wife face. The original wife no do nutten more than report him to the authorities. Them lock him up when him go visit him brother at the hospital.

Wha mi waan know is wha happ'n to dem ya young gal yah t'day? A wha mek dem jus a itch fi bus driver an ductor suh? Every where yuh turn yuh hear news seh bus driver and ductor deh wid school girl. A wha, dem nuh man enough fi find a big woman?
When yuh a go a work yuh see school girl, walking distance from dem school, a stan up a bus stop, an yuh tink "She lazy eeh, she dun late but deh a bus stop a wait pon bus, 'for she gwane walk". But a nuh jus any bus she a wait pon, she a wait pon di 'special' bus weh har man either drive or conduct, cause dat is de only time she will get fi see him.
De young girl dem t'day sad, sad, sad fi true. Dem self esteem down pon di groun an de only way dem can feel good 'bout demself is to get attention from de bus man dem. Dem feel 'big' when dem frien dem see dem a get special attention from de bus man dem. Den dem hav fi act like big woman cause dem caan gwane like young girl so dem gather up dem uniform roun dem waist under dem belt fi mek it shorter and start wear make up to school. Dem pull dem sock all de way down inna dem shoes like ankle socks cause dem no waan have no visible socks mark pon dem foot cause when dem see de bus man pon weekend dem hav fi look big an caan have nuh sign a school pon dem.
Den de dutty bus boy dem - why dem won't leave de poor school girls alone. Even if she look like she waan dem, leave dem alone nuh, dem a jus little gal an yuh s'pose to be big man. Wha yuh nuh hav nuh young female relative? Low dem man!

Dem same bus man yah encourage de little gal fi carry on wit all kind a slackness fi impress him seh dem all grown up. A wine up inna bus to dutty music and a simulate or actually a have sex pon de bus wid de bus bwoy or any other bwoy weh de bus bwoy choose fi dem.
Bus bwoy all a encourage girl fi sit down inna other bwoy lap, claiming seh bus full - all bwoy weh dem no know. Den de little careless gal all a cut out har uniform pocket so dat sex is easily accomplished without other passengers being aware. What a piece of nastiness! All dis just fi gain and maintain de attention and 'respect' of de dutty bus bwoy.
Jus de other day mi hear news report seh bus bwoy is being sought for giving schoolers alcohol while on the way to school. A wha dem a tink bout eeh?
Den dis other one weh dem arrest fi carry one whole bus load a school girls bout dem gone a river - A wha him did plan fi teach dem, cause a mus field trip dem did deh pon.
Mi no know wha a gwane inna society but mi fraid fi de next generation if dem yah young people yah a go be parents one day.

Mi brother refer me to a helper, great credentials, baby sitting certificate and all type of child care courses. Only problem, me did a wonder why mi brother really let her go.
She impress me, food taste nice good, (hand sweet no raass).
But mi soon start fi suspect seh dis yah roley poley gyal hav ulterior motive as someday when she come a work, she a wear make-up, tight clothes and her special wig.

So it happn seh mi hav wus fi go weh now fi bout two week, so mi tell har fi bring har kids dem an come stay a de house. Like a fool mi lef mi man inna di house fi she feed him and de pickey dem.
De gal nevah do a betta ting but tell mi man, seh she call har friend at de hotel weh me a stay an har friend tell har seh har mi check in wid a man. The only man mi see while at the hotel was mi brother, de same one wey give mi she.

Mi really did a wonder why mi sister-in-law fire har, until me talk to her. Me sister-in-law tell mi seh she man crazy, even the trademan - dem weh come a di yard she teck dem number and later on she discover say she and dem a f*ck.

Anyway, you know from when mi man a tell mi seh mi need fi let har go, but him nah seh why.

Dis dutty gal go f*ck mi babyfather brother, and all tell de other staff dem seh she fuck mi babyfather too and how him buddy small...(she is a f*cking liar).

She cause pure choas and madness inna me house (life, f*ck). She all a tell the driver seh she ago send man fi tek me pickney dem from school - but she coulda bright! Me notice seh when mi a call her fi rectify the matters she nah answer mi but she a call mi man. I waan know if a mi did hire har or a mi man did hire she.

Anyhow people mi need fi get dis crosses gyal outta mi life properly, whey unnuh tink me fi do wid har?

Lord please deliver Keiva

Imagine Keiva stop dance, open store and a live like pauper.

Me go inna 'Keiva's Closet' as it's called and no light no in deh. Me hear har pon har fone a tell sumady sey from morning she no eat and nutten no sell inna di store. She all a tell di person sey she affi start back dancing and a rehearsal she jus a come from with Ding Dong.

A likkle youth come inna her store and she no stop pressure him fi buy a $6500 shoe wey no worth it. The way how me feel sorry fi har, me did haffi buy a $1200 key chain weh me neva even did need. The way she glad fi di likkle money, she jus grab it and put it inna her pocket and not even say thanks.

Keiva u really need fi pick up back dancing, bcz the store alone nah go mek it.

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The show got off to a good start, seeing entertainers and other industry personnel coming out in high numbers. However, it was a bit disorganized. They had a problem with playing CD tracks for the artistes to perform, which resulted in Koshens performing acapella.

YardFlex have to big up quite a few artistes that were exceptional dressed for the occasion. They are Queen Ifrica, 'Bad Gyal' Ce'cile, 'Money Goddess' Macka Diamond, 'The Doctor' Beenie Man, 'Flossing King' Flippa Mafia, Spice, Pamputae and Etana.

The corporate people of Jamaica need to acknowledge our local awards and give it much support. They would be quicker to sponsor the Grammy's and other international awards, what about our local artistes and award ceremonies?

Flexers you done know a Passa Passa time now.

We hear a ras make a speech last night say "some man claim say them a man and a beat them wife". We want know if a him father him lick out pon. Tarrus a wah mek your face long suh...a sumn' inna you diet or you still vex bout Rebel Salute when Capleton perform inna you time.

How come the Gully God wasn't at the ceremony to collect his awards? The person who collected the awards on his behalf made a big blunder when addressing the audience, by saying "good night peoples" instead of good night people. A wonder if a inna the 'Gully' him did go a school?

Although Ice is no longer with us, he was awarded for his work done, he got an award for his dance "Gully Creepa". Elephant Man also got an award for the song but was no where in sight to collect it.

Richie B was very cautious and made sure there was a balance with Gaza and Gully, both parties received two (2) awards.

D'Angel why you think you needed to make three (3) wardrobe changes throughout the ceremony. You had us wondering if you were trying to impress Beenie or were u just hyping on Barbee?

Flippa Mafia, me love how you come on the stage and a pop champagne and show us the lining in your suit. "hmm, hmm, Flippa you a real modeler". But how come you never throw way no money...you have all Barbee a wait fi some.

Danielle a whey you get dat deh green boot from? You need fi park it...

Richie B you miss a lawsuit by the skin of you teeth, a wah mek the column dem drop dung. All Etana had to pause her performance because she was 'afraid.'

Flexers during D'Angel's performance she had one significant fan who could not contain himself, he was just clapping away to her every words.

We at YardFlex would like to congratulate all the nominees and award winners of the night, keep up the good work.

Photography By: Milton Raynor
What a way nobody no turn out fi the 'Gully Creepa' funeral.

We reach the church about 12 noon only a handful a people was there. Ice's body never reach the church until 12:30 pm, then a few vehicle started to roll in.

We have to big up the few dancers who came out to pay their respect: Dance Xpressions, Keiva, Sample Six, Lady Dagga, Black Roses Dancers and Kangaroo. Voicemail were the only entertainers there.

What happen to all the other dancers, entertainers and members of the dancehall fraternity. How come them never come out to pay their respect to Ice? Me can't believe the 'Energy God' Elephant Man of all person wasn't there. Him ride off of the man dance "Gully Creepa" and never even see it fit to pay him last respect to the dancer.

It only leave us to speculate and pass our assumptions as to what was going on in Ice's life and the reason behind his passing. Could it be fear why the dancers and everyone else stayed clear of the funeral?

As I said we can only assume.

Below are pics from the funeral:

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By: Buffilous

Happy New Year mi peeps. Is a long time mi no gi oonu a sound, but bwoy recesshan ave mi a wok all 3 job some a de time – espeshally ow oonu si di Chrismas jus pass. But mi couldn’t kip mi mout pan dis ya one ya weh mi ave fi oonu right yasso now. Caw it hot fe true…mi jus come offa di phone wit mi fren weh a ketch har tail sake a some wicked gyal weh call demself Rasta mi dear people…can u imagine.

Mi seh mi a no di world’s most closest to di almighty, but im must a roll and spin sake a di wickedness weh im so called follower dem a gwaan wid inna di worl. An a nuh jus Jamaica di evil a gwaan needa – di wicked dem find obeah man and ooman anyweh dem go.

Di ooman deh pon a piece a bawlin pon di phone a while a go, suh till all my yeye dem start fi tear up tu. She seh afta she buck up a bredrin weh she did know from long time, im put argument to har an she start check fi im even dough she live a Englan. Dem start fi heng out sometimes whenever she deh a Jamaica and tings begin fi get sort of serious. She seh she realize seh di man was a womanizer an she also know im as a strict Rasta, so instead of womanizer, im say im a polygamist – or a man who follow the 7 to 1 philosophy so popular in Rastafarian way of life. She decide fi deal wid it since she no really did want no permanent live in everyday relationship anyway.

But wat a hell turn up fi di unsuspecting Rasta man an dis ya poor fren weh mi ave. Im ave nuff odda ooman and a string a baby-modda weh im check fa, but im no deh wid all a dem, she she. Im tell mi fren seh im ongle deh wid a few a dem an a im rule an im respect everyone an rey rey and tey tey. Ongle fi find out seh couple a di ooman dem (an im ongle move wid ‘iawtas’ usually) - carry im picture to obeah ooman an tie im up good.

Di satanic gyal dem all carry mi fren picture tu and a try seal har outta di man life and also dem a try fi choke di prosperity outta di ooman life tu.

She seh she notice plenty changes inna har life an bare crosses a follow har, but she just continue a pray and a wonda why. Den one day she go a one shop a Englan where a Christian man from Africa run a video rental. Di man know har long time, caw she always get video from im. Den all of a sudden a next man inna im shop (weh did a visit from Africa) come up to mi fren an start fi tell har ow she is in deep trouble spiritually and di man tell har all bout weh di wicked wolf inna sheep clothing gyal dem do har and di Rastaman weh she deh wid a Jamaica. Di African man seh she ongle need God fi get di demon dem outta har an she fi done wid dat de man deh, caw im cyan hear an won’t believe im ooman dem so wicked.

Mi seh, can u imagine mi fren a ask me fi advice on dis ya one ya. Mi affe ask har if di obeah start fe mad har, caw what di hell she woulda a wait pon fi dig off an lef dat deh man deh.

She seh she frighten fi him caw im really tink im ooman dem a good smaddy. She tell one odda person bout di whole ting besides me, an dat deh person deh know di Rastaman tu…me don’t know im at all.

Den she seh she was even more shocked when di person tell har not to tell di Rastaman caw im naw go believe har, an im will tink instead dat is she a gwaan wid di iniquity.

Me tell har fi tell im and den dump im backside. Some man too fool fool an licky licky and a dat fe reach dem. A so me tell har…an it look like she agree tu.

What is your advice my peeps.

Suh a how monster empire a deal wid di killa suh?
Di man dem look like seh dem out fi clash bounty a sting with tunes giving some hard uppercut. Di man dem have a tune seh " kartel carry di axe come! nah badda shoot killer caz him get too much box down, a wah do miss ivy son weh use to sell cigarette inna hot sun" fi tell yuh di truth if killer hear diss tune mi nuh know weh him a guh do next, moster rmpire even gave it to kiprich stating that kippo a do woman bottom. Put fun a joke aside, a weh happen to the rims dem bounty did fi get back? crowd a people mi hear seh round head a roast di breadfruit dem down a Sandy park inna, but a cudda how comes him suh bright and facety.

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By: Buffilous
Imagine mi meet dis decent uptown bwoy an we inna sup’m fe nearly a year, but only the almighty can explain why de bwoy have such sick cocky issues.

Im did go wey fe go a college and de bwoy nuh drop out an come home claim seh a me im did miss like hell and drop outta college fe me. Well when im touch dung a yard it come een like im go pon a sexing rampage. I mean literally; an worse of all im nuh go ketch a STD…yu can imagine how sick crazy I was when im tek dat deh STD weh him ketch an gi it to mi.

Wait deh - de story no dun, it get even betta dan dat. De bwoy go have sex wid not one but two a mi fren dem an claim seh im waan married to mi. Me so vex mi no know wha fe do wha fe tink an den guess wha im seh…we can work it out caw we in love. I was so disgusted – that mi just look at im an wonda which part im fall dung an lick im head caw a pure eediot ting dat im did a chat.

Oh – by de way did I menshon dat de bwoy seem to have an issue wid using condoms. Dat is how im ketch de shot (STD) inna im parts an pass it gi mi. Mi no know if a inna de moon fe im brain deh, caw de whole entire worl know seh HIV/AIDS a go roun an odda uncurable sexual disease genital herpes an so, an di bredda jus loose an leggo.

Well – de lass fren weh him go ave sex wid run come back an tell mi an she seh how it was a big accident. Mi seh, “Accident, is only wen vehicle bang up dem one anodda accident appen!”

She seh a drunk dem did drunk an how at least she nice enuff fe come tell mi bout it. But me seh de gyal should a neva pass har place inna de first place; an she talk bout how a unconscious she did unconscious. Wat a piece a libaty tekkin an foolishnis…mi coulda inna de deepes sleep suh till – if cocky evva fling up inna mi an mi caan feel it – den mi need one a dem pussy tightena weh deh pon sale.

Mi seh – she no right at all an im worse, but is life. Mi just waan know wha uunoo woulda do if a bwoy dis oonnu like dat. Mi wonda if im tink seh me a koot fe stay wid im afta im up inna mi face an still a sex off mi fren dem. Weh mi woulda a wait pon…fe im gi mi HIV? No styl…layta fe im!!

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More Vegas party highlights
It did look a little more than coincidental dat D'Angel and Beenie Man arrived at the birthnight get together for Mr. Vegas only minutes apart. What a way dem did look bright and rejuvenated and cheery. Dat a good ting still.

Den at de same birthday/resignation celebration for Vegas rings were shining brighta dan if dem was just engagement. Mi say if you wah see the eternity double row princess cut hardcore piece of wedding looking band on Don Corleon wedding finga...plus a matching gorgeous rows of diamonds on Alain's. Wow we may have missed a grand and special occasion. Are congrats in order here?

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Bembe Thursdays in trouble?

This week Assassin's Girls Gone Wild Tuesdays was expected to be a huge bash, but it was shutdown prematurely by police. Speculations are centred around the fate of Bembe Thursdays that is possibly in line to suffer the same fate.

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By: Buffilous
Yow mi peeps, mi a tell yuh sometimes mi haffi wonda why some people really badda wid relationship. Mi convince a more trouble dan it wut more time. Teck dis woman whey mi know. She life abroad and she married to dis man fi some fifteen years during which she a di main bread winner. She did have two pickney before she married, a son who a now 24 and a daughter whey a 20. She gwaan juggle and tings until finally did husband get back pon him feet and start to meck some real money. Him build a couple a houses in Jamaica including one whey him sey a di matrimonial home.

Being as di two a dem a mi bredrin mi come a Jamaica and decide fi pay di man a visit and bring dung something whey him wife sen fi him cause through him out ya a oversee di project dem. Backfoot, yuh nuh know whey mi buck up inna , mi nuh ketch him live a house wid one 23-year-old girl whey did win one pageant out yah. Big old grey tone man a gwaan like sey him young a shack up wid young gal whey ongle a nyam him out. Cause mi nuh know wha else him tink di woman si inna him.

And di wuss ting inna all a dis is dat when himd eh a foreign him wife haffi drive him round cause him woulda dead if him go inna one car and drive. Now him deh a Jamaica drive round di girl like him employed fi do it. But di drama nuh done yet. Di same woman whey him a profile wid a di same one him wife did sponsor and help financially.

Di wife get wind a it fly dung and low and behold she get a hold a him phone and di amount a indecent picture whey she find pon it she nearly have heart attack. Di wuss ting bout it she did swear sey di man a handicap when it come to phone. One piece a bangarang, fight and yeye black and blue…and di woman fly back out.

Now dem de pon divorce street, but mi nuh know how dat a guh guh, cause everyting inna di wife name…talk bout bangarang

The warrant that was set for Beenie Man is no longer valid. Beenie Man's tax evasion trial was thrown out of court on Tuesday morning. According to the judge, the evidence was not enough for the case to continue. Now that Beenie Man is cleared of all charges, he has vowed to make sure his taxes will be paid on time and in full.

"Give thanks to “Rastafari” for getting the load off me" is what Beenie Man said, according to his publicist, Ray Alexander.

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Bwoy mi a tell yu, mi neva understand whey Brick and Lace did a sing bout when dem sey Love Is Wicked, but mi just a find out.

Yuh eva have a friend from childhood days and neva tink bout him inna dat dey kind a way. Ongle ting yuh neva know him did a pree yuh from dem time deh. Well a dat happen to mi. Dis younger friend whey did got and him end guh a prison fi ten years and wi did still keep di link, but pon a friendly basis.

Now him out and di two a wic hook up and a one piece a drama a gwaan.

Mi haffi confess him sweet nuh backside and it come een like sey from di two a wi yeye meck four mi have dem feelings whey just surge up inna mi.

A couldn’t believe it a rhatid. Him handsome, a real thuggist and him blow mi away nuh hell wid di good loving whey him a puddiung.

Mi haffi confess that never inna mi wildest dream mi eva tink sey wi would end up inna di bedroom. Now not to carry tales from the bedroom but di man bad and wicked inna bed. Him a meckl mi climb di wall wid desire and mi hardly waan come back a grung when him sort mi out proper.

Mi nah lie, we really in tune wid each other now, but mi hafffi a wonder if dis wi last cause, mi really check fi him a way, and to meck matters worse him check fi mi pickney dem tuh.

Di ongle problem mi sip on di horizon is dat him is really into dancehall and mi, me more balanced. Him sey him in love wid mi and that it has been so for years. And if mi did really honest wid myself mi coulda spot signs sey him did feel da way deh, but who know maybe mi neva ready fi acknowledge it yet.

Bottom line, mi younger lover have mi head a spin, but chu him have nuff gal pon di list, a claim sey di feeling for me is mutual or maybe mi edge dem out. Him nuh have no pickney and him really waan one. So mi nuh know…meck wi end it yah suh nuh si if mi can find an update lata.

By: Dimples

From me know myself woman a fight over man. Some a the time the woman all a fight over man weh nuh want dem. Imagine yuh and this man a fren and one woman want beat yuh cause she seh yuh a tek har man. Why some woman believe seh every woman a man talk to she deh wid him. Some a the man dem a player yes but a nuh all a dem. Yes and some a the woman dem stay just like the man dem, but at the same time yuh still have some good one. The hottest thing sometime the woman a fight over the man and him nuh want her. What a big disgrace yuh go fight a woman over the man and him turn round buss your ass. Any woman weh dat happen to dem must shame. Suh if unu nuh sure if the man want yuh or him belongs to yuh don't go look nuh war with nuhbody.

Now sometime yuh have some woman weh presumptuous bad. Dem know seh yuh and the man deh but dem no business. Me know this woman weh tell a woman to her face seh she know the man a fi har but she ago tek him still. Everybody know seh man cheat, even if the man rate yuh "man a man' and dem cheat. Suh if yuh inna da position yah and a gal suh bright den buss her ass yes.

And a next thing yuh have some a the man dem weh deserve the beating. Sometime a the man wrong cause the woman nuh must know seh the man have a woman. The man can just tell a lie seh him no have nobody and the woman believe and go deh wid him wen him probably have baby mothers all over the place. In this case the woman nuh deserve the beating a the man ass yuh fi buss. Come to think of it man will seh anything fi get a woman in bed with him, suh woman a nuh everthing man seh yuh fi believe. Get proof or "google him".

Spice sing a song seh "me is a girl weh no fight ova man, from mi little bit a just so mi tan" and some woman agree with her. If yuh no affi depend pan the man and yuh nah go pop down mek him gwaan him ways. Some a the man dem don't worth fighting over cuz some a dem a di same one dem weh give unu AIDS and other diseases.

A dat Dimples seh--------- Talk the tings dem

Fight bruk out as Mavado wooed Irie Jamboree massive

Irie Jamboree was a blast on August 31 in New York, with headliners like: Elephant Man and Coco Tea blowing up the place in their usual style. Beenie Man rocked, but Mavado tore it up; getting such tumultuous crowd response, that some in the audience got overheated.

Yardflex was surprised at reports of fights breaking out during Mavado’s time on stage, and injuries to some patrons reportedly included a stabbing and broken limb following a stampede of sorts.

Still Mavado did not disappoint and worked at giving fans what they wanted, after questioning them on the same. Did they come to fight or enjoy…did they want to hear him, he wondered aloud.

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Hurricane hustling going on big time

Some people with strong business heads have devised a plan to make a dollar by shuttling others back and forth across the Harbour View Bridge. To lead someone across the bridge the cost is J$100 with the price rising to J$200 if you are taken on the “guide’s” back. The price swings up to J$500 to J$1000 if you have any load to carry along.

There is also a supply of fresh water and soap for cleaning up, upon arrival.

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Reports in the media claimed that Beenie Man was detained in England up on arriving on Thursday on Thursday. Beenie who was coming fresh from a European tour was due to perform at Irie Jamboree last night.
Yardflex want them to give us the 411 on whether or not he was at Jamboree.

Wi love talk up di tings dem, suh if yuh have di heads up gi wi a buzz

VP Office a guh close?

A wha dis wi a read inna one certain paper. Rumour a spread far and wide sey it look like VP inna Kingston mighta close its doors.
No sah wi VP cah shut down a yard, need a local link, so reconsider dey one dah even if unno did a tink bout it.

Just when everyone thought the feud between two of dancehall's top artistes Mavado and Vybz Kartel was over, the volcano has erupted.

Ever since Sting 2007 they have been seen sharing casual conversations in the streets, so everyone thought it was safe to assume that peace was in the air.

Despite this, YardFlex now understands that the two have "rekindled old flames". Scatta, a well know producer, has a new rhythm out called "Self Defense Rhythmn" which features the two artistes verbally slandering each other.

In Mavado's song he accuses Vybz Kartel of being a homosexual because he uses "bleaching" products and that he is an atheist. Vybz Kartel retaliated by calling Mavado a "Gully Girl", a gangsta wanna be and then telling him about his sexual relationship with his mother.

YardFlex also understands that Geoffrey Hype, a member of Portmore Empire, was allegedly punched by a member of Mavado's clique. This also added to the lyrical war.

Immediately after his "Beenie Sizzle" event Beenie Man told reporters that he was upset that Capleton was absent for the show for which he was billed when he, Beenie had performed so well at Capleton's "A St. Mary Mi Come From" event just days before.

Capleton, having just arrived and overheard Beenie's comments explained that his absence was not meant to disrespect Beenie Man, but that his brother had gone missing and a search party had to be organized to locate him.

Beenie Man apologised for his comments, which he said were made in anger.

Capleton's brother was found stranded along the road. Details of his disappearance are still unknown.

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D'Angel and Beenie Man

What a way Ragashanti programme sell off di whola dis week yah wid di whole heap a people a call in bout D'angel and Beenie Man. Some a dem sey dat di two a dem a guh find dem way back together and others sey dat if dem nuh deh back dem fi remain good friends. Mi neva know sey a suh suh much people mix up inna dem life.

More sex tape?

Bwoy mi a hear one big big argument and if dat a true it a guh meck Milk and Johnny tape look like foolishness. Di name whey mi a hear a call up regarding kinky sex from behind...heh hem. If di tape lick dat deh smady nuh have a come back a come back. But if a true a ontgle a matter a time before it buss. Cause how wi get it, di person a pay nuff money fi hold it dung...suh wi hope di money nuh run out...cause...ah bwoy a ongle hope nutten nuh guh suh.

A wha dis fada

But a wha dis fada whey mi hear bout lawman. A caan true. Dem sey when him a smady kick off di man just sey a him yuh know what gi him everyting whey him got! Whooi mi caan laugh. A some serious allegation dat. It suh bad dat wi caan even gi yuh a hint a di name cause if unno eva know Jamaica mash up!

The "Energy God" buys range rover

It look like a Range Rover a de in ting fi 2008.
The "Energy God", Elephant Man just join the "Range Rover Crew". Only fi him own a nuh black or white like everybody else own, but yellow.

So people if oonu see a yellow Range Rover a pass, oonu nuh affi wonder a who, 'cause its none other than the "Energy God".

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Even with atistes and fans clamouring for peace, the dancehall contrversy continues. The latest incident took place at the Hype 2008 stage show, Independence Park, Black River, St. Elizabeth on Saturday, August 9, when Spice came on stage and lyrically 'dissed' Macka Diamond. The crowd expressed their delight when she accused Macka of wearing false teeth. Macka, however, chose to ignore Spice and performed like the true veteran of the business that she is.

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Kyino Cunningham back on the scene

From one mix up to a next. We hear seh Kyino Cunningham, (yes the fish) is back in the island. But him brave no backside. We also hear seh him inna one new show weh dem call Candy Shop. From unu hear the sound a dat unu know seh a something freaky. Well inna the show him and him friend go out and get lap dance from two woman and then them realize say dem really a man. Why the hell this likkle bwoy love the nastiness so? If him know weh good fi him, him try be careful cause everybody know how Jamaicans stay when it cone on to homosexuality.

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More sex video

Just when yuh tink di video ting dem a die dung anodda sex one surface and dis time is wid di comedian and the grand daughter of the reggae late reggae king. A wha duh dem people yah man. Di ongle question mi haffi ask is, how much more video out deh lef fi reveal. It look like sey more action deh pon dem entertainer video dan whey deh pon di Peter King Tape.

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Mi woulda sue

Wi a hear a likkle sound like di TV personality might a guh lose har job because she star pon di tape, but straight up mi woulda sue fi dat. She neva tief nutten, she neva kill nubady, suh mi sure a good lawyer could find grounds fi a good case – straight.

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Big up to Charlie Chaplin

Respect to Charlie Chaplin whi get him degree inna some security administration. A long time him inna di security business and mi respect how him go fix up himself proper, suh yuh seet if him get tiad a di music business him always can guh full time inna him odda business whey him more dan qualified fah now. A suh mi love fi si when entertainer focus on something positive and come outa di passa passa. Big up Chaplin, a good move dat, YardFlex proud a yuh.

Bwoy, what's happening with the Milky One. YardFlex took in the famous video everyone is now talking about and we have to say this woman don't play when it comes to going down on her man! She handled it like a pro, licking it sucking it giving the man a proper fix. Although we could not see the man's face we can tell he was one pleased customer, there has been assumptions that the guy is of a fluid nature.

But honestly, what's really happening? Everyone seemed to be staring their own pornography movie. I wonder who is next.

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What a renkness

Bwoy the reggae awards come and gawn but a nuff nuff gossip YardFlex get outa it. Yuh know sey some people really libaty tecking when yuh come fi tink bout it. Yeah man, mi hear dem a sey dat Macka Diamond look good inna har outfit but she look lacka Shabba Ranks inna wig. But a wha dis man...chu just easy yah Macka yuh a YardFlex girl...straight!

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What a gwaan

Bwoy YardFlex spot a play dung a Westmoreland Curry Festival and mi a tell yuh...wi nuh really know a whey him name but wi know sey him inna Ward 21. Wi spot him a hold Stacious close gainst him and a rock. Well wi nah judge, cause dem can just bi good friends...but Stacious did look sexy still suh wi nuh know!

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Einstein a hide out

Wi hear sey Einstein a keep a low profile cause him and certain member of di alliance kick off and dem sware sey dem a guh sort him out proper. Well mi hear sey him nuh sure whey him stand, suh him nah budge till him sure di threat over him head is lifted. Duh, mi a beg unno please, exercise some peace inna di business nuh.

Wha dis we really a hear bout the DOLLY? She coulda really so fool-fool fi go mek him — wid fi him history — go do dat to har? A wonder if a dats why she a stay way from di Rock so long? She did fi come fi show right after British Link-Up and all now we cyan bless we eye pon har. But, as dem say, a sump'ng a come, a no sump'ng a go.

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Beenie Man bredda deh pon rape charge

Bwoy what a way Beenie Man name can call up. All when him huh do nutten him name get inna di mix a tings. One a him bredda now before di courts fi rape cause him rape him odda bredda girlfriend. But a wha kinda wutless living dat dough eeh. Anyway yuh look at it him double wrong. Yuh wrong fi teck whey people nuh gi yuh and it wuss when a yuh owna bredda tings yuh a pouch pon.

YardFlex undastan sey inna 2004, she guh a di house and har boyfriend go out and she go drop a sleep. She feel like smady a caress har and she tink a fi har boyfriend. before she know it di odda bredda done inna three minutes...di case deh before di court...we wi tell yuh more

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But a wha di big singer really a galang wid. It look like him is a real rolling stone. Fus, him lef yaad a follow back-a wifey gaawn a foreign, den it look like di dolly house bruck down, him run come back a yaad, buy big vehicle and claim seh him a producer. We see him di odda day and him mawga dung to skin and bone. Two tings we haffi tell him: when you a lick chalice hard you need fi eat good food, and second, you need fi tek you career serious and get a manager and while yuh at it fling in a publicist tuh!

D'Angel just love di video light suh

But a wha suh mi a hear bout D'Angel, sey she love di video light bad. She go a Vybz Kartel party and she did a guh walk somewhey and nuh cameraman nor nuh video light nuh deh deh and she tun back and head fi one next entrance. Anyway, now mi si di connection wid har and Beenie Man...memba sey dem call him Michael cause him caan bear fi nobady else get di mic.

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A wha a gwaan wid Richie Stephens and Heather Cummings

People, mi just a realise sey Heather and Richie Stephens did hold a good vibes a di first Take Me Away whey did keep a di Pegasus and from dat him kip two more and mi nuh si peep fire bout har again. A wha really a gwaan. Mi a ask round and it come een like mi a hear one whisper sey she did shine too much and people did a meck tuh much comment bout how she good and then braps...mi nuh know maybe the big singer can shed some light pon dis one and meck wi know wha a gwaan.

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Pray fi dem

But a which dancer name Kangaroo a guh bout all a di media house dem a beg fi write up bout Dance Xpressions tief him dance move name Pray Fi Dem. But a which media coulda suh careless fi gi dem allegations big write up. A suh dem strap fi story dat every likkle foolishness dem put pon di video light. Mi sey mi hear sey nuh more media house nuh lef fi him guh, but a ongle one pay him mind.
Still mi like di sentiment...pray fi dem yah

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Passa Passa done early

Mi hear sey some people tun up a Passa Passa last week round after two ...yes inna di mawning a expect fi guh party till daylight and every body gawn! Fi real. Di people dem kip dem tings and meet di deadline...suh if Passa Passa can do it everybady can.

Bwoy everbody a talk bout how Denise Hunt just gi up Digicel Rising Stars suh and she not even did turn up a di launch. But a dat a ting, dem a sey dat if she and dem did part pon good terms she woulda come and all crack two jokes and 'officially' hand over to Yendi Phillips. But come to tink of it, wi hear sey a nuh she a di face a Singers again either. Tell mi a wha really a gwaan? She legoo Rising Stars, leggo Singers a wha she a plan fi cut from di scene or wha.

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Are they together or not?
Talk up di tings man, is it true that Vybz Kartel and D'Angel deh? Mi nuh know but the street a buzz wid di rumour dat tings might be getting serious between di two a dem. But a nuh fi wi business still...but mi know unno curious fi find out like myself yah.

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Wha gwaan wid Merciless
Wha dat a circulate sey di DJ whey love him Gizzada and mama cooking get long long long sentence a prison. No bwoy it dread if a true. People unno have check it out and email YardFlex if unno know more bout di situation cause him did dj sey him lend out him mercy suh wi a wonda if a dats why none neva lef fi him

Can somebody tell us please what's wrong with Beenie Man. A mean, wah, him nuh have enough problem inna fi him life dan fig uh stir up new one. Imagine him dey pon a show a Bahamas wid di Marley dem and him guh open him mouth as usual him put him foot in deh.

Beenie Man seh big up Ky-mani him a mi fren and respect due to Rita but Stephen a p*ssyhole and all Junior Gong and di rest a dem can gwaan bout dem business.

Now yuh tell mi, who ask him opinion pon dem, im nuh just work di stage wicked and leave di people dem.

YardFlex hear sey couple a di family members dem hear di comment and di really disturbed by them.

A person close to the Marley family came to the side of stage and signal the DJ to end his set.. and dat come een like bad wud to Beenie who just start do "me dun kno the p*ssy dem no like..." Is a wonda dem neva pull di plug pon him performance...but Beenie, do better man. Yuh done have enough trouble widout a borrow new ones.

Deva Brat charge fi carnal abuse

Well sah Deva Brat nuh meck him name good inna dancehall yet and him deep inna di criminal mix up ting. Can yuh imagine him inna 14 year old pickney mix up. May 1 a him next court date...but teck a warning from YardFlex stop ramp wid people gal pickney, nuff hard woman out a road look one.

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Chain reaction

Now yuh si whey di British link up kas kas cause. Di party till daylight ting past and a good ting tuh, cause yuh a have too much baggy eyed people a walk bout di place. But whey wi waan know is will all and a mean all a di daily dances dem like Weddy Weddy, Bembe Thursdays and Passa Passa done 2 am tuh? Meck wi si if di world really level nuh.

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Kymani Marley's relationship

But a wha did YardFlex a hear? Our source in Miami give wi di 411 dat Kymani Marley kick out one of him back up singer whey name Jasmine whey him did a live wid and lock har out a di house all because she guh chat to one a him baby madda. But whey wi caan understand is why she did need fi live wid him in di fuss place when har parents dem own Ginger Bay Cafe in Miami...still dem sey love blind...but we nuh like dah flex deh at all.

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Gay teck ova

But a wha dis fada man yuh imagine all gay dem teck dem dutty lifestyle a carnival, gaan wine up pon dem one anodda, mi nuh wrong di three woman dem fi gi dem a proper backsiding. It look like dem waan teck dis gay ting to di world.

What a controversy

Lawks what a way dem a fight ova di rights to Bob Marley song like dog a fight ova bone. Two Bob Marley movies de pon di way, and dem coming out close back a one anodda and now one piece a sinting fi si who get fi use Bob Marley songs! A wonda how this one will turn out. Now although Martin Scorsese is a directing genius and mi woulda really love fi si him get everyting him need to do it, mi personally feel that di widow gonna use har clout fi meck sure sey di songs dem go to di company whey a do di film bout har memoirs...meck wi watch and sin nuh. Bwoy dem haffi guh help Martin people dem sing redemption song.

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Give QQ a break man!

Speaking bout dog and bone but a wha meck QQ parent inna tug-o-war ova him suh man. Can you imagine dem all a end up inna jail and haffi get bail. Now di chile should a spell home wid di two a dem and a enjoy him childhood and it look like sey a him a di adult inna di family. Come on man meck di pickney stop bounce round like him nuh nuh have nuh abiding city and settle dung wid one a unno.

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Guh deh Ragashanti

A whey di Broadcast Commission a deal wid. It come een like dem waan flop Ragashanti show dem fi try know dat dem caan duh dat. Afta di man come and a nice up News Talk 93 a create crazy vibes and ting dem waan put a stop top dat bout dem have proposal fi teck wey di station licennse. Now wi fi start campaign fi kick out who a run da ship deh a Broadcast Commission cause if dem can come up wid a recommendation like dat it simple mean dem nah represent wi and a get pay fi nutten. - Straight!

Is a crying shame

Bwoy is a crying shame di way how di British Link Up dance turn out. Look how di people dem go out fi enjoy demself and di man end up dead. Den tell mi something a really woman dem did a have di kas kas bout? And den di police a sey a two time dem guh fi tun off di dance and dat di organizers start it back again. Fi real people a nonsense dat dem a chat, cause if dem did really waan fi lock off di dance dem coulda, mi nuh tink dem did go all out fi do dat.

Bwoy it really dread dough, it put big stigma inna di dancehall. Nuh wonda di police dem ban all dance fid at deh venue...it dread fi true.

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Passa Passa tame

Bwoy it come een like di dead stock vibes whey a follow dancehall reach Passa Passa anniversary di odda day. Dem sey di usual amount a entertainers whey generally flock di house was missing and dat dem neva get a bumper crowd. But den maybe a because nuff a di artiste dem did de pon tour and nuff people did a save up dem money fi buy bun and cheese fi di Easter.

Bwoy dah one yah dred, me neva kno ooman cudda bicker over man so. A guess Mavado addi real mckoy fi tru, cuz him ave Avah, a clothes designer from Canada and Gavesha inna one hellava internet war ova him. Mek me give unnu piece a one a Avah message weh she sen pon myspace to Gavesha, "Ok I'm going to try another approach. I'm going to try to speak to you in proper English. Maybe you'll comprehend but with your vocabulary I doubt that."

Ouch! If yuh wah know more, check out dem myspace. No bwoy, dem two ooman yah seriously need fi get a life and leave di Gangster alone. Cuz it clear to me if no want none a dem.

YardFlex will definitely keep you guys posted, as we intend to get to the bottom of this story.

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Bwoy from what YardFlex a hear di reason why Real Idiot dead a cause him just make a stupid move. Wi get it from good good source sey dem check a man fi collect money fi one a dem big artiste fi do a show fi him.

Apparently di man neva have all di cash which wi understand was $150,000 so di promoter gi dem a gun and 2 lbs a weed fi meck it up.

Wi understan dat on dem way back inna di city dat's about 1:30 am they were stopped by the cops who were on patrol.

Den combine di fact sey dem have gun inna di car and two pound a weed and den if yuh come up wid di conclusion dat tings get sticky from there, yuh right. So him neva did a tief nutten, him just unfortunate.

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By: Ears to the Ground

Bounty done wid Julian?

Yuh done kno mi caan kip fi mi mouth shet aready and mi dun know sey unno love di likkle passa passa. Well it a circulate di rounds big and large sey Bounty Killer part ways wid him publicist Julian...still mi neva get fi find out why so maybe unno can tell mi more bout it.

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Matterhorn fall out wid manager

But a what dis mi a hear sey Tony Matterhorn and him manager have a big falling out. From what wi can sniff out the falling out come bout because she did a withhold money from him fi pay tax. Him meck demands fi it and she nah give it up cause di woman just neva waan nuh problem wid IRS...yuh can imagine a Beenie Man situation inna US! Hear sey dem have a big argument and nah work together again and Tony a manage himself now.

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Reggae conference flop

Mi disappointed inna di turnout a UWI di odda day at the Global Reggae Conference. Mi hear sey yuh did have more speakers dan audience. When yuh look roun a pure empty chairs. It's a sad day in Reggae music when yuh nuh have enough players fi come support di ting. Considering dat wi a celebrate Reggae Month, yuh woulda tink sey it woulda different. Can you imagine, lots of foreign presenters, and very few locals...oh bwoy.

Junior Reid before the court for child maintenance

First, Junior was accused of not settling his debt with someone he did business with...now the latest drama surrounding the 'One Blood' singer is that he is before the court for child maintenance.

Well, to be fair to the singer he was giving the mother of four 'something' but the amount was way below what it took to adequately take care of so many children.

The case will be called up at the Supreme Court today where the judge is expected to settle on an amount that will see the children being properly taken care of.

Hmm makes you wonder which other entertainer out there that is in this very same boat...drop us a link at YardFlex...we want to know.

Come on man, don't let the baby mothers have to be taking you to court to stand up to your responsibilities...it's a New Year...do better than that!

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'Ken' and his Baby doll fall out.

A which baby doll face me hear sey 'Ken' no stop bruise up.

Me hear sey dem go a one show inna Antigua, and 'Ken' gi har a piece a beatin no stop yah.

Whoi me nah lie yuh. Everybody sey di 'serene' one did a tell lie bout di abuse, but now baby doll a tell har "yuh betta tek him back"

Tell me that Macka Diamond did not get clap off at West Kingston Jamboree!

Bwoy YardFlex hear sey Macka a perform and tings, but it is like she stay too long or something and then a chorus a clap start...mi nah lie, wi embarrass fi har.

Den guess who come on right after – Spice! And she just rub salt inna wound when she sey, "Wha do some gal, dem tink a album launch!" nuh ask if di crowd nuh rail.

But Spice neva done yet, she teck on Queen Paula and start to sey she a talk up di tings, "Listen now Paula, mi hear yuh a talk bout mi guh foreign and owe hospital bill...but let leave the children out of this
this cause a doan want to talk about the slightly handicap pickney weh yuh have!"

Maaad! The crowd rail up fi dat. Spice cut it short cause she sey she nuh want nuh artiste ketch har style and build counteraction... "si yuh a Sting!" she shout before she left di stage.

Yardflex came across one angry cop who is vowing to one day get the chance to serve that summons on the radio host who absolutely refuses to take care of his children.

"Him just a go round and a have up dis bag a pickney and di mother dem haffi a come to wi fi serve summons fi get him fi mind dem," the cop ranted.

But what gets to the security personnel is the fact that this same personality can be heard on the air hitting out at men who don't mind their children.

"Di last time mi hear him a lick out fi up a di station and a wait fi him, but the station manager look like him warn him off and him nuh come a work dat day," the cop related to Yardflex.

Well Mr. show host remember, you can run, but you can't hide forever and so save the cop the trouble and start mind yuh pickney dem...shame pon you man.

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YardFlex came across this article..."Merciless Found!"

Hmm, according to partyspree.com the whereabouts of deejay Merciless, has now been ascertained.

Gadaffi, the deejay's manager confirms that he has finally made contact with Merciless, whose real name is Leonard Bartley, who was believed to be incarcerated.

According to Gadaffi Merciless deh a road now "Leonard deh a road. It wasn't fi him case, di person he was driving with, the police wanted and they held both of them," Gadaffi said.

"I saw his (Merciless) brother the other day an him did a sey him hear sey Merciless inna lock up, but dem nuh sure what's happening either," he had said.

While Gadaffi said he was still unclear as to the full details surrounding Merciless' arrest and subsequent release, he says he is sure of one thing: "Merciless will be in Jamaica soon."

Who knows he might put in an appearance at Sting...well...we'll see.

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Some artiste fi meck sure dem doan allow di need fi money fi cause odda people fi get lef inna di process. Yuh caan just "money oh" suh all di time and trample people as you go along. Now look deh after di woman from di promotions department a di big company go all out a har way fi meck sure sey di artiste aright, she nuh stop moan and suh till di poor woman lose har job. Chu man nuff people vex bout di whole ting especially as the woman go all out meck life good fi har. A nuh likkle hassle di poor woman haffi deal wid from har, go all di extra mile and look weh she get – kick out a di company and di artiste still a collect money and a smile. Donkey sey "di world nuh level at all."

Foota Hype try nuh guh a jail again.
Foota Hype we a warn yuh if yuh nuh waan guh a jail again, yuh affi behave yuhself. Yardflex cum across certain information weh yuh gwaan wid and it nuh sound good at all. If yuh do it again, this time we a guh talk up di tings dem. Memba Foota sey everybady have rights even baby maddas. Wi nuh back foolishness, kip yuh cool and kip yuh head...meck di whole a we stay pon friendly terms...nuh do it again! Caan sey wi neva warn yuh.

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Beenie beg fans to stick with him.
Bwoy Beenie wi know sooner or later yuh woudda bruck dung emotionally...but memba sey yuh fan base still strong - straight!

At Early Mondays a Standpipe di floodwater buss as Beenie Man teck di mic and start to tell the crowd sey a di wuss year fi him.

Him sey him lose three brothers, him owe government and pon top a it him haffi dash weh him woman. Massa, di DJ put dung a piece a bawling fi bout five minutes. Him beg him fans dem fi stick wid him but from how dem react to di doc in tears...dem nah guh no weh lef him! Beenie yuh safe.

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Some promoter nuh easy at all

But a whey some promoter teck tings fah sah? Afta him kip big show a Atlanta and it sell off – place cork till people couldn't even find place fi walk and den him tun round nuh waan pay di top artistes dem.

One a dem haffi chant some righteous fire fi collect and di odda one vex and leave but him beg smady fi collect fi him own.

But di hotterclaps nuh done deh suh, him rep go a di promoter restaurant and mi dear no cloth nuh lef fi di wife string dem up wid.

In di end dem haffi page di promoter fi meck him come to him senses cause him seem fi teck big big artiste fi fool.

Bwoy it sad dough, it shouldn't haffi come to dat...artiste wuck and wuck good...pay dem di money!

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Not a dime for Money Oh artiste!
Bwoy mi feel it fi true, but how dem fi do that to the Teenage Choice female artiste of the year. Di odda day dem have big charity celebrity bidding up a UWI fi help out a school and bwoy it embarrassing fi true.

Daville, Tanya Stephens, Nikki Z and Christopher get nuff ratings inna di bidding ting, but would yuh believe it dat not even a dime dem couldn't spen pon Macka Diamond?

Yes man mi hear sey di feisty UWI students dem sey dem find it hard fi bid fi dem madda! What a piece a brightness...to how dem meck it sound it woulda come een like sey di artiste deh near menopause...hush yah Macka just gwaan duh yuh ting.

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Romain Virgo hot
People people! Digicel Rising Star 2007 winner Romain Virgo is red hot. The little shy boy just have the women going crazy. Him can sing, and him not bad to look at either, plus there is something about his shy little self that is just driving women wild.

Can you imagine at the recently held Old Harbour Fish and Bammy Festival how the women galang baad.

Some of YardFlex friends tell us that they have never seen it that bad when it came to any of the other Rising Star winners.

"You shoulda see how dem galang over Romain. Mi mean big, big woman a bawl and grab afta him...bwoy it look like sey from now on Romain aguh need body guard pon stage."

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A wha a gwaan between Buju and Ky-enie
A wha dis mi a hear bout some passa passa between the Gargamel, Buju Banton and Kye-enie. Mi hear sey Ky-enie did a have one affair with a woman who is involved with a prominent member of Buju's camp.

But yuh done know sey whatever do inna secret mus' come to light and a suh it buss out sey him a trespass pon people territory. Mi dear from him affair come to light Buju nuh waan appear pon no more show wid him.

Suh now mi know why anytime Buju deh pon a show yuh nuh hear peep fire bout Kye-enie all when the show dem a feature di Big Yard family (Shaggy, Rayvon, Schreechie and Red Foxx) that Buju has performed on!

Bwoy all mi can sey is yuh si whey punash cause...artiste careful who fah milk yuh go crawl inna...cause it caan worth yuh career!

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Beenie Man salt bad
Beenie Man's troubles keep coming like a flood at him. A warrant was issued yesterday for the DJ after he failed to show up in court to answer to charges of tax evasion.

According to the news Beenie Man owes J$47 million in taxes! Wow! Poor Beenie, when you salt, you salt bad.

Everyone on the street now wondering what kind a crosses this a follow dem king.

"Beenie Man need fi get a good bathe star, one man caan salt suh," one ardent fan was heard commenting on the DJ's woes.

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Who will voice on D'Angel's new riddim?
D'Angel have a new riddim and it's wicked! It's called the Boo riddim and it hot it hot it hot. Ever since her disastrous performance at the Divas in concert held at Fayors over the weekend the people dem a talk bout di riddim.

Dem all did a wonda why har parring partner Macka Diamond never do har combination song whey she have wid D'Angel...it look Sticky fi true.

D'Angel my girl, just cool out fi a while and lef di dancehall scene, yuh nuh si sey di people dem nuh waan si yuh pon di stage. Wuss lacka how yuh mash up di Doctor.

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By: Chat Dem

Yow mi people!!! A di big bad Chat Dem inna di place, an by now unu should know!!! Ok! Hmm

Mek mi get straight inna di Judgement. A wha duh some fish!! The rising star an him dread bwoy inna showa a bathe!!!! An dem all ave anada man a video it. How dem suh brazen? A suh di fish dem always gwaan till yaadman ready fi scale dem!!!

Kyino caught bare naked!!!!!!!!!!

It's all over the place! Tongues are wagging and everywhere people are talking about the video that has been making the rounds on the internet mainly via emails.

Yardflex got their hands on the video and all we can say is Kyino has gotten himself into a real tight fix. Everywhere you go on the street his name is ringing on everyone's lips. "Kyino Cunningham, him really a fish? Bwoy mi lose offa him," one woman was heard bewailing the fate of the man she claimed she had sent a lot of text to keep alive in the just completed Digicel Rising Star competition.

If the shocked responses of people on the streets are anything to go by then this Rising star hopeful could be in for a hard time from fans.

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The long anticipated "Alliance Album" is finally in the works. And guess who dem a work wid aready people? Nuh di young wiz kid Stephen Mcgregor...all of them link up in the studio Tuesday night over at Big Ship...Bounty, Movado, Wayne Marshal, Busy Signal, Bling Dawg and dem a work pon a tune on a tune fi dun di place real soon.

In related news

A who was da damn hot girl weh di hole a Trelawny si unda Killa arm a Curfest? Bwoy, all mi can say she is dat shi damn hot!!!

Mavado performed at the Heineken show last Saturday an a girl start tek him fi har self. While dis a gwaan a likle teefin bwoy pop off Mavado chain. As expected di crook got a flogging. Few a Mavado soldier dem bruk a bokkle inna di thief face. Wha!!! Some bwoy figet a who seh gangsta fi life!!!!

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A nex topic related to Curfest! A obeah man Jah Cure dida par wid a di show? Di ugly creature did ave one helleva ring inna him nose, an a dolly pon him waste and him release 3 bird inna the sky wen him an Jah Cure guh pon stage. People mi seh me an di man eye mek four backstage an lawda macy!!! Him look like a one cemetery him live inna!!! Not even Mumraaa in Thunda Cats cartoon nuh ugly suh!!!!

An a bag a Ras start lick out sounds saying, "Minuh like dat sah!! Jah Cure! A Jamaica this! A God ting wi love!!! Nuh mek di people dem drop yuh as soon as dem lif yuh up!!! WARNING."

Still we hope it was jus som eccentric fan - like how wild and wacky Scratch Perry ran onstage fe him couple minutes of bright lights.

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Foota hype has been released – some say it look like him turn Muslim and him a talk bout when him did inna jail a bare Malcolm X him read and bare black power books and Marcus Garvey literature. All de same a nuff people claim seh prison is a highway to heaven...

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Beenie, a salt dah girl deh salt yuh up? She waan money, de church waan money, an government waan money from yu to!!! A wonda ifa cause the minister of finance change up now since election, why Beenie haffi start pay him tax? It ruff pan yuh sah.

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Don Mafia!! Wi need fi talk. How yuh an yuh thugs walk inna people house an clean out dem furniture as collateral fi money dem owe yuh. Is like yuha play di Don Mafia, Mafia role! Wooee

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Whoee, hold mi, it hot, it too hot. A wha dis mi a hear sah. It suh hot dat mi caan even call nuh name cause mi fraid it put mi inna trouble. A who dem sey is a kept man? No sah, nuh deh smady deh. Sey wha...di man wid di car place a teck good good care a him?

Backside, a whey di world a come to. No sah not Mr. Loverboy. But if dem deh people can meck man kip dem...a wha a guh happen to di female population...it dread, it dread bad.

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Until nex time… linkage mi people!!

Christopher Martin needs to cool it.
At the 17th Annual Merritone Family Reunion held at Hedonism III in Runaway Bay, St. Ann. Christopher Martin had some folks crawling up the wall in frustration at his Saturday's performance.

One lady who attended the event to have a good time came back ranting and raving to this Yardflex reporter about Christopher Martin’s antics, "He was just full of himself. Every song he did he had to inject his name as if he is all that."

He overstayed his welcome and the poor band members seemed very frustrated.

Someone needs to tell this gentleman that he should remember where he is coming from and regain his humility and that winsome personality...or was it all an act to win the coveted first spot in the Digicel Rising Star Competition?

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Beenie Man in a tight spot
Bad luck must worse than obeah where Beenie Man is concerned. The man who everyone dubs the Doctor must now find the remedy for his latest dilemma.

Come October 23 he will be appearing before the Sutten Street Tax Court where he will have to answer the claim submitted by the Revenue Department.

According to a source the DJ owes as much as
$30 million in back taxes!

Beenie Man who appeared before the presiding Magistrate claimed ignorance to the fact that he owed so much money.

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What's wrong with Foxy Brown!
Foxy Brown who is currently serving time at Rikers Island prison missed a court hearing in Brooklyn because she refused to get on the bus. Not once but all of three times!

The reasons – her hair and make-up weren't done, she was hungry and the final time she just plain refused!

Just what in blazes is going on here? Who is really in charge...when do prisoners get a choice in these matters? Well it seems that Foxy is allowed Diva like behaviour as far as those warders are concerned.

The judge has since set a new hearing date for October 16 and if Little Miss Tantrum Thrower doesn't get on the bus this time an order will be issued forcing her to.

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Buju Banton is slated to work in Guyana courtesy of GT Entertainment group on what is being dubbed one of the biggest reggae show ever to hit that country. But there is a body in Guyana that is viciously against the Gargamel's performance ant that's the Society Against Sexual Orientation Discrimination (SASOD).

According to them in a letter written to the editor in the Stabroek News Buju should publicly renounce homophobia before they welcome him into the country.

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Singer Lauryn Hill is expecting her fifth child with Rohan Marley as repoted by TMZ.com.

Yardflex is aware that Lauryn and Rohan have been seperated for quite some time now. So who is the baby daddy? The buzz going around claims that the child is for the young ras she was seen with a few months ago.

Lauryn and Rohan has three (3) children together. - even though TMZ.com reports that Lauryn is the mother of four (4) of Rohan's seven children.

Reports are that the couple are going through a rough patch - with Marley now living in Los Angeles while Hill resides in another state in the U.S

D'Angel flop big time in Canada. The annual History dance that was held in Toronto recently sell off! Yardflex understands that the place was corked as dancehall fans turned to enjoy themselves to the max.

Macka Diamond delivered big time but her parring P D'Angel was a total disaster. From what we hear no matter how hard she tried she just could not connect with the audience. Bwoy mi
shame, cause the people dem a Canada a sey she flop
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People people Dah one ya is a HOT Yardflex Exclusive
One man up a de Range Rover car dealaship inna Bronx New Yaak sey - im spot Beenie Man wit Baabie...jus a walk roun an a size up de range rover dem!!

Yes a de same Docta wey dem a spred propaganda pan...a look range rova fe put Baabie coka-cola bakkle shape inna!!

People people listem mi good...oonu fe stop spread ruma! A couldn' de same Doc wey dem a chat bout pop dung inna Tayota Carolla and reh reh...a "wha- appen-to-dem."

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Howard University's Homecoming, October 12 – 20 will regrettably go on without Bounty Killer. "Double booked" – is the explanation, and the Killer will touch Connecticut in that time instead. Although seemingly falling apart for Howard organizers, things will pull together well with artistes like Marshal Monatana*, Akon and Missy Elliott, who are scheduled to perform at the Washington, DC affair.

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Chance Chapman Combs, Sean "Diddy" Combs' 5th child was announced first to the world by MediaTakeOut.com – that website claims. They have yet another "Diddy" tale to break today – and YUP it's another baby!! Rap mogul, Combs is said to be expecting baby number 6 in about 5 months.

In a reported exclusive, MediaTakeOut.com learned from a friend of the supposed new baby's mother, a 24 year old blond from Long Island, New York - that this pregnancy was scary for the woman at first, but she has decided after much difficult pondering, to keep the baby. The friend said both mom and baby are doing well both health wise and financially. "Everything is cool between the woman and Diddy, for now, but she want s to make sure things stay that way," the girlfriend reportedly disclosed. She said her pregnant friend hired a lawyer to "protect her child's interests."

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Vybz Kartel is a confident and creative Video Director, who recently was caught tightening up a scene in the upcoming video, for his single, "No Permission." Shooting at Big Ship yard, Kartel and his Portmore Empire video crew, ended up carving out video masterpieces for the singles, "Aya Aya" by Black Rhino and “Back You Up” from Sean Storm.

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Marley's granddaughter, Donisha Prendergast and members of the staff at Tuff Gong International Limited visited the Bustamante Hospital for Children and presented Ward 2 Surgical with much needed bedside chairs. A Mayo table was also donated to allow for the opening of one of its newly renovated operating rooms.

The Victoria Jubilee Hospital was the recipient of two incubators for the premature nursery. The Marley Foundations are appealing to the citizens of Jamaica to consider donations to hospitals as many are in dire need of equipment such as beds and cribs.

Yes people is anoda time for the dramatic happenings in the music bizz.

First of all people! How unuh a walk a road an a chatty chatty bout how the doc look mash dung? As recent as Friday night me deh a one spot a cool out, an ova hear a argument weh a man a seh how him si the 'doc', an Jah know seh nuh man weh ave money nuh fe look suh pop dung! Di man added that di doc pants foot look likena house, di way di doc mawga dung

Then mi hear seh a certain man si di same doc a drive a cheap car pon hope road last week! Mi hear seh di man push him head through the window an seh, "Wha doc! A dat yuh come to?" As expected the doc start trace him! Wow!!!

It really mean seh the angel run him head to a wreck? A dats why di big man start play wid Barbee doll like a baby?

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Secon pon mi list. Awha Macka Demon, sorry!!! A meant Diamond, an Stacious ave a di club wa dy yah? Mi hear she Stacious a drink har juice an chill wid har fren dem, wen Macka si har an a gwaan like shi waa juck har!! Mi hear seh wen Stacious ask di wild bush wha shia gwaan suh fa, di bush respon seh "eeh Stacious! Mi nuh inna nuh lyrical war, a guns an ammunition mi a deal wid!" Oooh boy!!!!

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People unuh need fi Big up the Portmore Empire, dem jus shot a medley a Big Ship Studio. Mi hear seh it sick!!

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An Mr. Lance from di sed Big Ship , yuh respec tall like palm tree. Walk good mi boss.

Unitil next time, lata mi peeps!!!!!!

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Ce'Cile is riding the waves of success with her recent release of "Bad Gyal" and corresponding tour, however there have been elements bent on dampening her spirits and agitating not only the Number 1 dancehall act but also her fans. "A wha dis not...too much mix up mix up," one avid fan was heard exclaiming after news broke recently perpetuating rumours that Ce'Cile was pregnant with Bounty killer's child.

Then to make matters worse "The Star" reported that Ce’Cile said – she started the rumour herself...which was false and they've since retracted. However, Ce'Cile has come forward herself following her return from a recent CD promo tour of Japan to emphatically deny the rumour and clear up the gossip once and for all.

"No, I am not pregnant, I was never pregnant and I have never been romantically involved with Bounty Killer nor have I ever said that I was," Ce'Cile said in a release that aims at setting the record straight.

According to this release, the rumour started when Ce'Cile decided to test just how rumours can start, due to rumours that had been spread about the artiste in the past.

"It's amazing how things can get out of hand. On Friday June 1st, I appeared on Hype TV's Up & Live to premiere my new video Goody. Anju Val (Hype TV VJ) had mentioned rumours about me having had breast implants. Amused by this new rumour, I remarked that I am never sure how these rumours get started but am intrigued by them. Jokingly, I said to Anju Val that we should start our own rumour and see how far it gets. On live TV, I said, while laughing 'OK Anju, let us say that I am pregnant for you'. It still amazes me that even though I actually said that we were joking about it, people ran with it. As for Bounty's involvement, I'm not quite sure why his name came up, think we were seen together at an event, and probably because people now thought I was pregnant, they were looking for the baby daddy, so now it's Bounty's baby. I'm still in shock at how this has gotten out of hand" Ce'Cile said.

"The rumours don't upset me, people will always say things about people in the public eye, but the fact that I was now being made to look like I started a rumour about being pregnant for Bounty for publicity really upsets me. I'm glad that they ["The Star"] have apologized. Not sure how many people will read it, but at least they made the gesture. I just want to put this behind me and focus on my work. But I did prove my point. Rumours can be started very easily. People want to talk about people, especially artistes, and they will pick the words that they want to use to create a sensational story"

Ce'Cile continues promoting her latest album "Bad Gyal" on the Japanese AVEX label. She will next perform in Jamaica at Curefest on October 14 at the Trelawny Multi Purpose Stadium.

Good day my peeps, I hope all is on the bubble fo y'all.

Anyways, talking about on the bubble! Listen to this bit of drama. A certain female millionaire claim seh shi lonely and tek up this absolutely pauperized bwoy and put him up inna har $US18m house fi provide romantic comedy, oh sorry! I meant company!
Moving on, well, this fellow is nine years her junior. Di youth had access to all her luxurious vehicles, a help har run har big business, and of course, as har "man" him a live large.

It so happened that her (rich woman) brother's girlfriend sister, Delilah, who is age 15, came from the country to spend time at the house for whatever reason. This is where drama commenced! Rich woman realise seh har young bwoy was very fond of the little girl! Him nuh waa sleep wen night come again! Him nuh waa cum inna di bed again!

Story come to bum wen one night rich woman seh har belly a hurt har an ask the bwoy fi guh mek some tea. Hours pass an di tea cyaa reach har. Naturally, shi get curious because nuh tea nuh come an the bwoy nuh come back inna di bed needa!

Wen rich woman step outta the room, stan-up pon di balcony an look downstairs, nuh Delilah shi si and di bwoy a boil!!!! A di 15 year -old girl him guh boil instead a di tea! Rich woman witness the bwoy a gi the likkle girl all him strength from behind! Back-shot people, back-as!!!

Rich woman run him out of course, an create one big scene. Men an brethern!!! Wen unu a boil, an unu want somebody fi help unu boil hotta! Try nuh tek nuhbody who aguh cause unu life fi over-heat!!!!!!!!!!!!

While Portia Simpson Miller was being criticized as a sore loser for not having accepted the initial preliminary counts that saw her party losing by a close margin at the September 3rd General Elections in Jamaica, the Jamaica Labor Party’s (JLP) supporters and friends were reveling at the “Party Capital of the World” – Passa Passa.

Held every Wednesday night at one traditional JLP stronghold – Tivoli Gardens, in Kingston, Passa Passa holds a steady vibe with kicking sounds from Swatch Sound System as the foundation. On Thursday morning, September 6, the first Pass Passa dance following JLP victory was sweeeeeeeet, and it also featured Stone Love Sound who came on to heat up the place at an early 6:30AM.

It was Passa Passa – as usual till the sun came up and more…with dancers entertaining busloads of people on the way the work on Thursday morning. Some partyers were clad in the green colors of JLP – at this particular Passa Passa – and all were in a celebratory mood. “It is not really as I had expected,” one party goer exclaimed. She was expecting more green and just a bigger JLP presence.

Bwoy mi glad di politics over, dis whole heap a killing fi nuttn, nuh right. Well at least it done now we can finally live in peace. Yardflex sends condolences to the families who lost a love one or love ones. But besides that di Suss muss goes on!

Like how we deh pon Election, a which big DJ mi hear a vex wid other artist an him followers over dem Vote, wait people nuh free fi vote who dem wah fi vote fa again?

Ele and Ruffian please nuh bodda mek mi vomit, a wah dis mi a hear seh unu inna tings, no sah, if a suh it guh, try nuh mek it reach far as pickney born. Tink about di kids please! Cause a nuh unu a guh skool. Nuh mek di pickney bawn an hate unu.

Mavado wat a way yuh mash up Irie Jamboree ehhh an yuh neva book fi di show. No sah yuh too bad. Big up Muma Saw weh call yuh on still. Next year Bobby fi know betta an book yuh, yuh see it.

What a way Anthony B mash up Roy Wilkins Park, mi hear seh di fans dem a Irie Jamboree gi him three encore, a weh yuh a deal wid mi Rasta fren.

Messenger Luciano a suh yuh ting stay a farin till yuh all a perform after di Doctor Beenie Man a Irie Jamboree. No sah u ting look good in di Tri –State.

A wah cause some ediot Jamaican people a come tell mi seh Don-I Williams dead Saturday. All now mi caan hear it pon di news but dem deh deh a call people fone an all a leave message. Oonuh gwey yah man, deal wid unu facts an den call me.

A which female wanna be Dj nah drive di Range weh dem seh inna har name. Woah unu talk to me cause da car deh weh mi see nuh have Range pon it ,an anu di same licence plate it ave as di Range. Wait unu nuh draw mi tongue nuh mek mi call out di licence plate weh mi si pon di vehicle.

Tami and Wayne, unu know how long di Bridal registry people dem a wait fi unu. Why unu nuh sort out unu ting an stop hide from Jamaican people. Any way unu certainly never did a hide it a Sumfest wen unu buss big kiss doah. A wha? Unu hear di pastor seh unu may kiss di bride, cause da kiss deh did long a juicy. Unu look good together doah!

Macka, a wen u ago stop shop a Bend Down Plaza. Yes suss know u fren weh yuh buy clothes from, mek mi tell yuh, she a tief yuh tru u name Macka. As a artist still stop buy from har cause mi wouldn’t waan see yuh perform front a yuh twin and triplets.

Mark Shilelds , yuh nuh easy, yuh deh from designer to big journalist a how yuh hot suh. All birthday dinner she deh wid yuh ehh. Mi sure seh a wasn’t a interview she did a do fi CVM dah nite deh.

No Ninjaman a how u so Royal. People afta mi a cross di road weh day yah mi see a X5 a drive two sided di road suh mi a look a which driver a move drunk, wen mi look good nuh Ninjaman browning wife a feed him while him a drive. A lesson of advice pull over an do yuh ting cause innocent people can get hurt zeen mi Don.

Baby Cham how yuh a move suh hard, bout yuh nuh Suicidal. Wha dat man. Weh yuh seh “Beenie shuda a listen to di man weh seh people dead”. A dat mi seh to.

Likkle more mi mix up fren dem, Big up di Mix up crew and mi Links dem from Florida, Canada and New York. London yuh large, but Jamaica unu Larger. Bless up.

Kaboom! Bung Bang Beng! What a piece a sittin! How some people can mek satan tun dem inna eeediot suh!

People, listen to da one yah. After so many years of sanity and prominence in the music business, it is rumoured dat di golden brother decide fi guh serve di devil! It is alleged that a family member of his left a huge portion of farm land for him. As a result, it is said dat him seh him nuh need di music nuh more, him ago tun "Old McDonald". Well, heeyaahheeyaahoo, di man a tek it further! While being out there in the bushes, di singer decide seh him find a new religion an him nuh believe inna di almighty God nuhmore! It is alleged that di religion renounces di use of electricity! Mi hear seh him house dark like hell!

Nex ting! It a guh rung seh a very vocal wife has been creating quite an impression about her husband’s "developing patent" for her butt hole! Shi seh after being with this man for so long, an mek sure seh shi keep di front tight and neat fi hold him, all of a sudden him start to turn har roun, an anuh backshot! him jus love di wrong hole! Well, for all u women out there, jus pray unu prayers backway before u seh till death do us part! All de same – tek Yardflex advice and don’t drive widout a license (tek time to know what a gwaan)!

Den we get the phone call about how D'Angel camp sauce up some news people wid threats of law suit following what dey described as low down and dutty editorial defaming de winged one. De scandal dat got dem so vex speaks of D'Angel threatening Barbee and features images of de recently separated wife of Beenie Man holding an M16!

So unu no hear how over in de Bahamas some unlucky chucky promoter guy end up in de slammer facing serious charges of messin wid Chuck Fender. De promoter certainly did pass im place by getting aggressive wid our ace DJ who was seriously assaulted. Good must rule over evil.

With elections looming and affects of Hurricane Dean still very real with many missing electricity and water, nightly entertainment, especially the customary street sessions throughout Kingston have been curtailed quite a bit. Early Mondays, Tuesdays and so on by "de gullyside" – at "Standpipe" have been going on without incident, livening up the community, but with a twist. Early really means early – particularly for this week before election. Starting as early as 4pm folk can stop by after work and "party done" by midnight…Nuff safety and niceness.

Yardflex understands that "Poor People Chuck Fender" had an altercation with a promoter in the Bahamas. Following some misunderstanding on contractual issues, it has been reported that Chuck Fender was chucked in the worst way by the promoter. What a way Bahamians a keep up with badness these days…they may get mistaken for some ganstas. Imagine all gun butt did eena de chuck wey dem chuck Artiste Fender – an dem even try stuff him in a car trunk…dat a straight gangsta ism.

Brick & Lace was spotted in the company of Bounty Killer, when Yardflex asked "What is going on with Brick & Lace and "The Killer," they stated that he helped them get on the map and build their career.

While Jah Cure was imprisoned Sasha had stated that they were seeing each other intimately but now that Jah Cure is out of jail, it is reported he clearly states this was false.

Mark Shields was seen with Emily Crooks. Him dash weh di designer Kanea Linton? Mark also spent his birthday this year with Emily.

Bwoy dat deh rumor bout Tami Chynn bout she breed ah lie ! Yardflex come fi tell u seh we spot Tami wid Mr Marshall and there is NOOO BELLY IN SIGHT !

Apparently former dancehall queen Mad Michelle's supposed beau, Patrick Jackson aka, Harry Toddler has disowned her. He mentioned to Yardflex recently that he actually knows nothing of her and is in love with Tina his babymother.

On Friday August 24, look out for Earthquake Soundcrew’s Anniversary Blowout Part 9 live at the TripleX Forum in Montreal. This event will feature Collie Budz live as he performs his hit, "Come Around" and others and will also feature Bad News Brown, Kwite Sane, Copperfella, Little Thunder, Majess and others.

The vibe flows over to Lasalle's Vision Lounge on Saturday August 25, with Ottawa's Capone, TNT Styles, Mike Mission and more.

D'Angel will have to reappear in court to face the new battle in her shattering union with Beenie Man. The hearing slated originally for August 23rd was postponed as a result of an Attorney's no show.

Reggae Down Under

Reggae Down Under (RDU) will be on Caribvision on August 27, 2007, with the performance of Reggae legend Lloyd Parks (officially, Mafia) on his recent Trip to Australia. Watch this back in time selection Live on Caribvision – Direct TV channel 2181 at 5.30pm – check your local listings. For September/October the featured artiste will be Luciano.

Tarrus Riley appears live in showcase style
Tarrus Riley will appear at Café 400, Nostrand Avenue, New York - live and in showcase style on Thursday, august 30, 2007. Come out and meet and greet with the sensational singer in a setting that will allow you the chance to get autographs and win many giveaways. Tarrus will perform his smash hits like, "She's Royal," "Stay With You," and "Beware."

Jordin Sparks has signed to Britney Spears' record label, Jive Records.

The American Idol winner, who was in fact the TV talent show's youngest winner ever- has become the first idol winner to join the label. Her first single, "Tattoo", will be released at the end of this month, with her debut album set to follow in November.
In a statement from her new boss Barry Weiss, he says, "Her poise, her amazing vocal ability, her relentless optimism has been apparent to millions of fans all around the world. We're honoured to have this burgeoning worldwide superstar on Jive Records.

Nadine Sutherland recently flaunted her high energy dancing and powerhouse vocal style at the Philadelphia Caribbean Festival at Penn’s Landing on August 19, 2007. Nadine performed old favourites and hits from her new album, "Call My Name," like, "Cyan Tek It" and "Keep Me Safe."

Currently a judge on Digicel's Reggae Stars competition, Nadine identifies with those vying for the Reggae Star crown, as she was winner herself at the first ever Tasstees Talet Competition, from where she went on to record with Tuff Gong Records and conquer the reggae world.

A section of Overtown, Miami, Florida was buzzing with excitement recently as Kymani Marley and his bus loads of models, assistants and other crew settled in to get his "One Time" video shot. The single "One Time," off of new album "Radio" is one of 13 tracks to be released on September 25, 2007. Kymani, who was recently signed to Vox Music Group, will also be touring with Van Halen in the near future and will be on his way to New York for further "Radio" promotions soon.

Kudos to the Miami Police Department who were out in full effect and did an excellent job securing the video shoot set.

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In Negril last weekend the Yahweh Music Group held a closed meeting with a select group of music industry officials to announce the intended production of a documentary, "The Real Mafia Story – Six Degrees of Separation."

Drawing on the expertise of the chosen few present, Yahweh Music Group's objective was to engage in open analysis of the social and economic effects of such a film. The influential music industry representatives in attendance were required to sign a confidentiality agreement before becoming involved in the gathering, where they acted as consultants. When details are finalized an official announcement will be held.

At the last Jamaican 'Car Show' it was said that this could never be even a 2nd world country with the top line and expensive vehicles sold or brought in the country annually. Junior Reid has joined the list of those who can afford such luxury, with the purchase of his new one in the island 645 BMW - and this is why he's hot!
The Richie Spice tour has been cancelled – sources revealed he was denied a visa to enter the US.
While in live and living color, Ninja Man is back in America. He was seen at the Reggae Carifest party at Home Club in New York recently.

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Mary J. Blige and husband Kendu Isaacs are expecting their first child. MediaTakeOut.com reported that the platinum selling artist who wooed Jamaica’s Sumfest crowd recently is very happy about this pregnancy that she has been hoping for since a year now. Her and Kendu tied the know 4 years ago.

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Congratulations to Tanya Stephens who has been successful in being awarded a scholarship to attend university in the UK. She was granted the second ever RDI scholarship recently.

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Champions in Action is set to tear down Portmore on Saturday August 18, 2007. Promoters announced that come rain or shine the show is on at Jamworld. Artists scheduled to perform include, Shaggy, Bounti Killa, Sean Paul, Capleton and Ninja Man.

Foota Hype, who has been locked up on weapons charges for 2 weeks, was remanded in custody today. His next court date is September 7, 2007.

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Kalonji Records released a statement today saying they deeply regret the incident that took place at the recent fundraiser, "A St Mary Mi Come From." Speaking of the mayhem that erupted following name calling between Sizzla and Norris Man, the apology was sent to all, especially fans.

Sizzla said he maintains love and respect to reggae and fans locally and internationally.

Craig Dennis will be laid to rest on Sunday, August 19, 2007 at Meadow. On Saturday August 18, 2007 there will be a gathering in his honor at 60 Chisolm Avenue in Kingston off Waltham Park Road. Dennis, who passed away in a motorcycle accident on August 3, 2007, was best known for the hit song, "Real Bad Man No Talky Talky."

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Etana recently returned from a successful stint in Africa. She was most impressed with the love that people there have for each other and the overwhelming peacefulness overall. With plans to go back to Africa in December, Etana also says there will be a "love vibes" surprise then…so watch out for it.

Managing Director for Artist Development at the US based Allen Agency, Heather Elliot, today sent a strongly worded letter to journalists of a particular internet publication - who she called, "One sided," threatening legal action for the publishing of appalling news stories that portray her client, Michelle "D'Angel" Downer in a negative fashion.

Referring particularly to reports that she said were maliciously published, claiming, "D'Angel lifted her skirt and patted her genital area," during the Beenie Man furniture repossession fiasco, Elliot wants the public to know that the story is erroneous and that Ms. Downer did not act in such a manner.

Elliot has advised the publishing house concerned to retract the story or put themselves in the line of fire for a Defamation of Character Lawsuit against them.

In reality, Elliot said, Ms. Downer was contained at the rear entrance of the M.A.F.I.A house offices when the alleged commotion was taking place at Garelli House, New Kingston and was not mostly in the public eye as the misleading story in question reported.

The following is a part of the statement issued on D'Angel's behalf by The Allen Agency today:

The Allen Agency believes in Ms Downer as an Artiste and stands by her one hundred and ten percent and urges the Jamaican public and her fans to not be gullible about news and articles written in a negative fashion, meant to derail and deform Ms. Downer's character and ambition as an artiste. Ms. Downer has been through a rather tough time lately and wants nothing more at this stage in her career than to do good by her fans and continue to perfect her craft as an entertainer.

She has worked assiduously these past few weeks to ensure that her statements pertaining to her marriage and husband are fair and that her music thrives despite the thunderous rumors and outrageous speculations. What Ms. Downer wants more than anything is for fans and the general public not be swayed easily by the hype of some biased journalism being portrayed but to continue to support her as she continues her passion to entertain the public.

To conclude, we find it extremely disappointing that in the 21st century, there are still Journalists who focus on one side of the story. As management representatives of Ms. Downer, our greatest desire is to focus on managing her career and taking her to the next level as we invite her fans and critics to come along for the ride.

Beenie Man and an entourage of men from 357 Entertainment stormed into D'Angel's office in New Kinston on Tuesday, taking her furniture and dismantling the office. Almost every media house was present including business people from the area witnessing this event. A van and a truckload of furniture could be seen trying to leave the premises, however D'Angel arrived in-time and blocked the drive way with her car.

A close source of Yard Flex told us that the furniture belonged to D'Angel and that she had been making the payments at Courts from the beginning. Unfortunately, Beenie Man was not able to leave with any of the furniture because her lawyer arrived with an affidavit to stop him. He was attempting to take two computers, a living room set, two desks, two chairs, and a TV.

The night before Beenie Man was seen by Yardflex in a jovial mood at Uptown Mondays. He interacted with fans and friends at the hot Monday night street party spot in Kingston, dancing, laughing, talking and of course taking photographs with drooling women. Women hovered around Beenie Man, who would be courteous before quickly moving along – there were no overt flirtations, but just genuine good natured love shown to all. There was no indication that only a few hours later he would have been involved in such confusion in New Kingston.

With all the furnishings returned to D'Angel's office, the dust settled after a court date of August 23rd was issued. The saga will continue

Now, all hell poppin loose! It doesn't seem that the Beenie Man and D' Angel issue will fade away anytime soon. The other parties engaged in the scenario, Bounty Killa and Don Mafia, Beenie's former chief songwriter, are currently taking aim at D'Angel's ex-husband, now that the split has been broadcast, I guess it's their time for revenge.

Both artistes have recently recorded songs, venting their anger! While it proved difficult for us to get the script for Bounty's venomous lyrics, we got Don Mafia's.

Lyrics from Don Mafia's Song

A b*tch that how yuh fi turn dat inna lady,
Badman nuh mine jacket baby,
Gyal dem suga mek gyal drive im crazy,
A bawl ova pu**y dem tings deh amaze mi
Jacket shi gi yuh an yuh guh wear it up
Now di marriage contract yuh waa to tear
it up
Harry Toddler and Elephant Man used to scare it up
As yuh turn yuh back Bounty Killa ride har like a mule

Yardflex will get the lyrics for Bounty's song soon. A certain entertainer tell mi seh di song sick!!

In New York recently, a crew of 'top a top' ladies and one bad qyal name Lynda Africa clash physically! Di drama guh dung right inna di Black Harlem theatre. Fi wateva reason dem fling bottle afta Lynda. Wrong ting dem duh! Lynda gun bruk a bottle and stab three memba from di crew. People! Unuh hear di real drama yah now nuh. Afta Lynda sort dem out, one a di hype gyal dem guh report it to police and guess wha? She has been in the island of Jamaica eva since. Yes police deport har! Di moral of di drama is dat if yuh nuh legal, nuh call nuh police!!!

A wha really a gwaan wid di honourable one an Big Ship? Is like him waa sink di ship! Lol.

Taping of the second season of VH1's "The Wendy Williams Experience" began on August 2, 2007 in WBLS Studios. Today's episode featured none other than Beenie Man's estranged wife, D'Angel. In between rants about how well she is known all over the world and updates about her upcoming musical collaborations with various artistes D'Angel managed to tell Wendy that the rumors of her marital infidelity are false and that Beenie's reported new "young ting" played no part in their separation.

It has been 10 years since Lauryn Hill's release of her critically acclaimed album, "The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill," which elevated her from hip-hop success with the Fugees to pop superstardom. Well, after a fiasco of a show in California where she appeared onstage unkempt and late, had difficulty singing, and fell on the stage, she is BACK, playing a free Aug. 6, 2006 show at Wingate Field (Winthrop Street between Brooklyn and Kingston avenues in Crown Heights) at 7:30 pm. For information, call (718) 469-1912.

For the first time in the history of the Jamaican fashion industry, Montego Bay will get the chance to house the first Super Model competition in Western Jamaica. It is set to be the biggest fashion show ever to be held in this region, with over 21 models taking part. On August 5, Dump Up Beach, Montego Bay will shine with star model hopefuls and singing stars. Produced by Sassy International Model Agency the competition will feature special guest artistes like Alozade, Warrior King, Noddy Venture, Toisis, Peter Lloyd, Delly Ranks, Chico and more. The MiPhone first and second place dancers will also perform at what is touted to be a road block event.

On August 1st Jamaicans celebrated Emancipation Day, commemorating 173 years of emancipation. Many events took place across the island and the focus was mainly on reflection and assessment of the freed slave journey to date. Celebrations included a rocking concert in Lucea, Hanover, called Across the Harbor, featuring Freddie McGregor, Christopher Martin, Mr. Vegas and Iley Dread. In Kencot the revelry included an earthday blast for Papa Dilly that featured the very cultural, talented and agile dance groups, Shelley Belly & crew, as well as the Sri Lankan crew. Dancers John-Hype and crew were spotted ringing in Emancipation Day at Gully Tuesdays in Standpipe and at the popular Asylum Night Club in New Kingston.

People! Unu can imagine dem keep big wedding an neva invite mi! Anyway, big up Chris Famous of Carib Ruff Ryderz Promotions in Bermuda. Di man married di referee gyal from Portland recently. Sources say the occasion was one big bash for more reasons than one. Dem nuh invite waa big singa fi sing, an guess who de singa was? Nuh him baby moda moda!! Well, she must be vintage wine! If a nuh dat then most likely shi rich! hahahha.

Recent reports put Nicole Richie in the expectant mother category and she is due to give birth to a boy...and while we are on the topic, Christina Aguilera is expecting a girl. Aguilera was ordered by physicians to cancell two scheduled Melbourne dates after collapsing at an Austrailian concert. The collapse, that was named as flu by her camp hindered her performing an encore.

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