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March 19, 2010
True Confession

The road not travelled…
We all have to do what we have to do to survive and I am no different. I figured a long time ago that I wasn’t cut out for the books and I was damned if I was going to be left behind. From high school days I had a problem dealing with maths and those things. I knew I wasn’t gonna make the cut to graduate and all those wonderful things so in fourth form I befriended my form teacher who luckily was a man and in all honesty he tried to coach me in my books, but it became clear to him also that I was a hopeless case. I sensed he was about to throw in the towel and that’s when the brilliant idea came to seduce him…and that I needed no special lessons for!
From then he was putty in my hands. He marked up my grades, somehow managed to make me look good in school. But questions were asked when I left high school without one single subject against the fact that he always had glowing reports about me. But that wasn’t my problem, he had served his purpose.
After high school I made sure I socialized with the right kind of men and soon I was placed into a very good job…yes with no subject and not too bright upstairs either. But I had the wickedest slam and it was serving its own purpose.
Sleeping with the boss ensured I kept moving up…but then his wife got suspicious and started making a nuisance of herself.
I realized I could use that scenario to my advantage and so I told him to allow me to run one of the branches in the country and that way he could tell her there was nothing between us so he was transferring me, that she could feel more secure. I made a show of course of protesting and acting as if he was being paranoid and I didn’t want to leave!
She bought it hook line and sinker and from then on we set up our own little love nest when time allowed. It’s been almost 10 years now and I am still not married and that branch shut down due to the economy.
I now have to be living off him because I have no qualification to apply for anything with substance. Now I would give anything to have done things differently. I only share this story to let you know that your body can only take you so far in life…so don’t make my mistakes.