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September 16, 2009
Wasn’t Me!
Yeah man, mi caan tell unno how mi heart a buss wid pride inna wi bi international runner dem, especially Usain Bolt. Well mi have a piece a drama fi share wid unno and all now mi caan stop laugh.
Fi real a doan know if it is a blessing or a curse how mi can stuck wid some friend whey life nuh stop surround wid drama. Fi real.
Mi peeps from New York suspect that har husband a get sort out from another woman. So she never do anything but meck him believe she a guh stay long a Miami. She pack har bag and leave, and tell him dat he will see har the Monday.
The husband now believing that him have the whole weekend to himself, just find himself over by the sweetheart house.
By this time my friend pull a fast one and returned the same night. It never hard to find the address for her matey, cause one look on the phone bill, show the same number a pop up all over the place.
She just teck a cab and go a di house. She coulda knock from now till a mawning, no one answered, so she just teck out har cell phone and call the fire department that the house is on fire.
When the fire truck come and siren a go off like mad, she just find har way to har husband car, cause him did park bout six blocks from the house.
After him crawl out one of the window and hurriedly come a him car fi escape before anyone discover that he was in the house…him si mi friend cool as cucumber a lean gainst the car a wait pon him.
Would you believe the man start sey a neva him in the house and how she must think that! Him pull a fast Shaggy and no matter what my friend say, him still a keep to the one theme “it wasn’t me!”
My friend nah while him...time will tell!