But a wha a gwaan
Yuh can imagine di odda day mi guh dung a Clarendon fi attend Mountain Dew Stunt Festival and mi di deh a hol a vibes and ting and den mi girlfriend waan guh bathroom.
When she buss di door open and guh in deh nuh two man she inna di female bathroom a dagga whey. Di poor woman frighten suh till, she nearly drop dung, she get back har presence a mind fi call di police, but by di time she do it dem get whey.
Dem man really a teck dem dutty lifestyle and carry it more and more inna yuh face.
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Poor Xinyu
Bwoy mi caan tell yuh how di upcoming artiste whey name Xinyu struggle pon di stage a Jamalco Sports Club. Not even Dance Xpressions coulda help har outa dat deh jam deh. Yardflex have a likkle tip fi har when she a go pon big big stage, try do some cover version a di hottest song dem and yuh wi alright, no badda wid fi yuh whey nobady but yuhself know.
