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October 29, 2008
Horny and Clueless a Bad Combination
By: Buffilous
 Imagine mi meet dis decent uptown bwoy an we inna sup’m fe nearly a year, but only the almighty can explain why de bwoy have such sick cocky issues.
Im did go wey fe go a college and de bwoy nuh drop out an come home claim seh a me im did miss like hell and drop outta college fe me. Well when im touch dung a yard it come een like im go pon a sexing rampage. I mean literally; an worse of all im nuh go ketch a STD…yu can imagine how sick crazy I was when im tek dat deh STD weh him ketch an gi it to mi.
Wait deh - de story no dun, it get even betta dan dat. De bwoy go have sex wid not one but two a mi fren dem an claim seh im waan married to mi. Me so vex mi no know wha fe do wha fe tink an den guess wha im seh…we can work it out caw we in love. I was so disgusted – that mi just look at im an wonda which part im fall dung an lick im head caw a pure eediot ting dat im did a chat.
Oh – by de way did I menshon dat de bwoy seem to have an issue wid using condoms. Dat is how im ketch de shot (STD) inna im parts an pass it gi mi. Mi no know if a inna de moon fe im brain deh, caw de whole entire worl know seh HIV/AIDS a go roun an odda uncurable sexual disease genital herpes an so, an di bredda jus loose an leggo.
Well – de lass fren weh him go ave sex wid run come back an tell mi an she seh how it was a big accident. Mi seh, “Accident, is only wen vehicle bang up dem one anodda accident appen!”
She seh a drunk dem did drunk an how at least she nice enuff fe come tell mi bout it. But me seh de gyal should a neva pass har place inna de first place; an she talk bout how a unconscious she did unconscious. Wat a piece a libaty tekkin an foolishnis…mi coulda inna de deepes sleep suh till – if cocky evva fling up inna mi an mi caan feel it – den mi need one a dem pussy tightena weh deh pon sale.
Mi seh – she no right at all an im worse, but is life. Mi just waan know wha uunoo woulda do if a bwoy dis oonnu like dat. Mi wonda if im tink seh me a koot fe stay wid im afta im up inna mi face an still a sex off mi fren dem. Weh mi woulda a wait pon…fe im gi mi HIV? No styl…layta fe im!!
Posted by yardFlex at October 29, 2008 01:47 PM
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Posted by: reasonings
on October 30, 2008 07:24 AM
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WOW lol buffilous sounds a regular roun di way b*tch lol....yuh sound like a gurl dat dont hav nuttn bout yuh whatsoever.....poor ting
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Posted by: cordy
on October 30, 2008 12:27 PM
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first thing first is that no man could ever love you and sleep with other girls to give u std, let alone your two friends.....that means he has no respect for you .....he does not deserve you my girl. let him go to hell and f**k off
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Posted by: longbench
on October 30, 2008 01:10 PM
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It come in like seh yuh n'aa tek no responsibility fi fiyu behavior. You decided to have sex with him without a condom. If im nuh w'aa use condom, den whe' yuh gi'im yuh pumpum fa'? 'Im run come back a yaad cau seh im get inna trouble. Nuh mek im tell yuh no foolishness. Lef' im backside an learn fi defen' yuhself cau seh im aggo w'aa co'm 'aunt yuh an' t'reaten yuh an all ki'na sinting. Dat deh man a pyere worries.
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Posted by: CELLIE
on October 30, 2008 03:21 PM
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U TOO EXTRA AND FULL AH TOO MUCH DRAMA MI NAH KNOW WAH FI MEK AH DAT DEH STORY........ON TING U SHOULD KNOW PUSSY NAH GOT NAH FACE SO WHEN MAN WANT FU...K DEM AH GUH FU...K FREN OR NOT.....CASE CLOSE.
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Posted by: ryderz
on October 30, 2008 09:46 PM
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according to your stories is mus bout 4-5 man yu a f#$% fi di year so far..
ano yu sed one seh yu F#$% sum dude whe jus fwd from prison di oda day?
eida yu a mek up dese stories ..or yu just as bad if not worse dan di sed ediat bwoy and yu fren dem in dis story
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Posted by: destiny
on October 31, 2008 09:39 AM
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u shouldn't even be here asking what u should do. the fact that he gave u the std and having sex with ur friends is enough to tell u that he is not a good man. my advise is that u concentrate on getting urself treated and learn from that mistake. the thing is we have to keep protecting ourselves, be it our husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends or "flings". he is not right for u, and also if ur friends were really ur friends they would never do what they did; get new friends. i must commend u for not being afraid to say u've contracted std, but u should be here informing the people that these things go on and encourage them to protect themselves, instead of asking what we think you should do. he already answered ur question (giving u std and sexing ur friends). leave him.
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Posted by: Ann Marie
on October 31, 2008 09:39 AM
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YOU should be the one promoting safe sex to him, it's your body that will be destroyed not his. Ladies no sex without protection AIDS is not funny.
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Posted by: FULL EEDIAT
on November 2, 2008 05:20 AM
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no condom pon him wood head and if dih bwai have dih aids is you and him guh dead
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Posted by: Annaboo
on November 2, 2008 01:17 PM
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Well Buffy, me tink yu find yu match, u n da bwoy de a one perfect bombo cl##t match. Yu nuh see u a one f**king eediot, u deserve a next eediat like yuself. Nu follow nobaddy n lef him yu hear take my advice, cause mi nuh waan go fall inna fi yu calamity n buck up da ole raas bwoy de cause me n prison nuh 'gree. Yu use to him areddy so keep him....LOL. By the way it is UNcurable NOT UNcurable. When im a go back a commuity college mek him carry yu!!
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Posted by: sexytash
on November 4, 2008 02:37 PM
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to be honest i think you shuld leave him, and get your priorities straight b4 goin into a nxt relationship...
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Posted by: Annaboo
on November 4, 2008 04:02 PM
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Buffy you and him deserve each other... two effing eediats. Try nuh lef him, nex ting de way me salt a mi go pick him up.
A wa dis crap? Pupa dem no fear STIs anymore, dem jus lyk it rough and plain. Man shuda know wat im acts can engender, make no man tell anada bot how to stay alive, long live Obama.
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Posted by: rexx123456
on November 5, 2008 02:41 AM
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Wow! All I got to say is Wow! But anyway, I think you should not go back with him . I wouldda say not to believe fren dem when oonu hear such a rumor cus sometimes odda gal dem might be jealous. BUT...when oonu say haf fi get a test and find that you have an STD...that is livin proof deh. Sound like oonu weh good to the bwoy, but im caan keep im ting inna his pants. Dump im raas.
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Posted by: yaneish
on November 7, 2008 11:33 AM
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i would like to give a big shout out to beenie man D"angle,mavado the real big man in a the business luv and peace and keep it real no voilence
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Posted by: tinaflex
on November 26, 2008 11:08 PM
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yes buffy u is another mixup all when nuttin nuh go so u is a gal that will mek up sum shit just fi get some attention, yuh see u gal. as annaboo say enuh deserve each other cause nuh mine sharp me will all pick him too and mi nuh want that a rass cause my head head nuh so good again.
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