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June 04, 2008

Joke of The Day

Joke01.jpgThe priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.

One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.

He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked his congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?' All the men stood up.

'No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?' All the women stood up.

'No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?' Half the women stood up !

'No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is,
has anybody seen MY cock?' Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up!

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Posted by yardFlex at June 4, 2008 12:05 PM


Comments



Posted by: naptral1 on June 4, 2008 12:49 PM

hahaha


Posted by: Jokes on June 4, 2008 01:22 PM

lllloooooooooooooooooooooollllll


Posted by: CESC on June 4, 2008 01:57 PM

So Appalling


Posted by: slim d on June 4, 2008 02:21 PM

wat is joke to u is dead to another, dont find tis one funny


Posted by: bad-gal on June 4, 2008 02:59 PM

yes d sh*t is FUNNNNNNNNI


Posted by: kishan on June 4, 2008 04:40 PM

dis got naigga rolling !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


Posted by: toya on June 5, 2008 08:09 AM

hah ha ha ha...... yow that's a funny one ha haha


Posted by: Smoko on June 5, 2008 01:03 PM

Lmao....lol......lol....Dat Sh*t was Funny....How "Slim d" aint get the joke....he/she maybe one of dem dat seen the c*ck...lol lol lol....


Posted by: jen on June 5, 2008 01:39 PM

LOL... dem priest ya nowadaysss


Posted by: slim d on June 5, 2008 02:55 PM

SLIM D IS ALWAYS A GIRL FR BIRTH, NEVER WISH I WOULD B ANYTHING THAN JUS BEING A WOMAN I JUS DONT SEE THE HUMOUR IN THIS JOKE, I HAVE HEARD BETTER ONES


Posted by: Incognito on June 5, 2008 03:18 PM

Slim d and CESC, I understand where unno coming from, when I saw the punchline, I had to look twice to meck sure I had read it right. Nutten funny bout pedophila and beastiality...but a guess different stroke for different folks.


Posted by: cherno on June 5, 2008 03:47 PM

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
Make's people laugh even those who are angry


Posted by: Mr. Handey man on June 6, 2008 01:26 AM

Hahahahahahahahaha its hilarious


Posted by: wish-u-would on June 6, 2008 10:06 AM

Faggot Priest Joke.


Posted by: Chadwin on June 6, 2008 12:59 PM

That wasn't funny, you sons of bitches, don't thimk you will get away with thi type of discrimination forever!!!!


Posted by: fowly on June 10, 2008 07:42 PM

dem bad u f*ck


Posted by: Jason on June 12, 2008 10:06 AM

Yow some preíst r freáks who not using the rear dem a eat thats why i squeechy pon 1 wife when him a sléép.


Posted by: prettyboy on July 11, 2008 12:08 PM

yow this sick wicked joke


Posted by: alex on July 14, 2008 09:49 PM

sell off!!!!!!!!


Posted by: Odeleatha on July 28, 2008 09:32 PM

yo this sell off. And the paster is retarded.


Posted by: Odeleatha on July 28, 2008 09:33 PM

yo this sell off. And the paster is retarded.


Posted by: decon on August 5, 2008 01:17 PM

crazy yow


Posted by: Shar on September 30, 2008 07:52 AM

hahahahaha...madd jokes yo


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