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June 04, 2008
Joke of The Day
The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?' All the men stood up.
'No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?' All the women stood up.
'No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?' Half the women stood up !
'No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is,
has anybody seen MY cock?' Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up!
Posted by yardFlex at June 4, 2008 12:05 PM
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Posted by: naptral1
on June 4, 2008 12:49 PM
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Posted by: Jokes
on June 4, 2008 01:22 PM
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lllloooooooooooooooooooooollllll
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Posted by: CESC
on June 4, 2008 01:57 PM
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Posted by: slim d
on June 4, 2008 02:21 PM
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wat is joke to u is dead to another, dont find tis one funny
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Posted by: bad-gal
on June 4, 2008 02:59 PM
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yes d sh*t is FUNNNNNNNNI
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Posted by: kishan
on June 4, 2008 04:40 PM
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dis got naigga rolling !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Posted by: toya
on June 5, 2008 08:09 AM
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hah ha ha ha...... yow that's a funny one ha haha
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Posted by: Smoko
on June 5, 2008 01:03 PM
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Lmao....lol......lol....Dat Sh*t was Funny....How "Slim d" aint get the joke....he/she maybe one of dem dat seen the c*ck...lol lol lol....
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Posted by: jen
on June 5, 2008 01:39 PM
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LOL... dem priest ya nowadaysss
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Posted by: slim d
on June 5, 2008 02:55 PM
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SLIM D IS ALWAYS A GIRL FR BIRTH, NEVER WISH I WOULD B ANYTHING THAN JUS BEING A WOMAN I JUS DONT SEE THE HUMOUR IN THIS JOKE, I HAVE HEARD BETTER ONES
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Posted by: Incognito
on June 5, 2008 03:18 PM
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Slim d and CESC, I understand where unno coming from, when I saw the punchline, I had to look twice to meck sure I had read it right. Nutten funny bout pedophila and beastiality...but a guess different stroke for different folks.
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Posted by: cherno
on June 5, 2008 03:47 PM
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soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
Make's people laugh even those who are angry
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Posted by: Mr. Handey man
on June 6, 2008 01:26 AM
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Hahahahahahahahaha its hilarious
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Posted by: wish-u-would
on June 6, 2008 10:06 AM
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Posted by: Chadwin
on June 6, 2008 12:59 PM
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That wasn't funny, you sons of bitches, don't thimk you will get away with thi type of discrimination forever!!!!
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Posted by: fowly
on June 10, 2008 07:42 PM
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Posted by: Jason
on June 12, 2008 10:06 AM
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Yow some preíst r freáks who not using the rear dem a eat thats why i squeechy pon 1 wife when him a sléép.
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Posted by: prettyboy
on July 11, 2008 12:08 PM
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yow this sick wicked joke
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Posted by: alex
on July 14, 2008 09:49 PM
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Posted by: Odeleatha
on July 28, 2008 09:32 PM
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yo this sell off. And the paster is retarded.
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Posted by: Odeleatha
on July 28, 2008 09:33 PM
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yo this sell off. And the paster is retarded.
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Posted by: decon
on August 5, 2008 01:17 PM
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Posted by: Shar
on September 30, 2008 07:52 AM
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hahahahaha...madd jokes yo
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