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April 25, 2008

Joke of the day

Joke01.jpgA little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said...you got male!

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Posted by yardFlex at April 25, 2008 11:51 AM

Comments

Posted by: tamz on April 25, 2008 05:14 PM

wow thats a good one!

Posted by: bad-gal on April 25, 2008 05:51 PM

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Posted by: Rick Styles on April 26, 2008 03:11 AM

This is a good joke for all the cyber people dem out there! Ingenious!

Posted by: kollaz on April 27, 2008 05:17 PM

not funny at all!!!!

Fo**kery

Posted by: Solid jamaican (solja) on April 27, 2008 11:30 PM

Now seriously people. When since we allow batty man fi av talk inna we country? Dem all have batty man group name jflag. Jamaica a tek time a guh to d dawgs. I rememba growin up as a yout inna d garrisson if a man a fish him cant mek nobody know or else him get bullet,bullet,bullet! But now d said batty man dem start mine d badman dem suh d badman dem a protect dem. Now a nuff a unnu me know a sell out and a accept d faggotism. But memba God boom dung sodom an gummarro, n through out d entire bible we neva see 1 battyman get save and Jesus neva ministered to none. Supm must wrong wid dem y dont it? People me wuda love see jamaica come back to its former glory when man a girls man and not bisexual. I love my country so am taking a stand against immoral indecent and nasty lifestyle. Leviticus 20 seh if a man lay down wid a next man like how him lay down wid a woman him shall be put to death! Now people i av to stand up for my right and protect may rear end. Cus seriously i am deeply attracted to girls and when me see woman me affi check dem out. Now u nuh tink seh d faggot dem a check out man d same way! I will not have it in my country. 1st of all God neva mek nobody fi like batty so try nuh blame him bout a suh yuh born! And yow yardflex mi rate yuh site but me nuh rate how u a post jflag pan it. Last but not least why we allow dem fi use a name like jflag? A dis ting dat big time and Mr Bruce or Mamma P. Do a unnu a run tings. If we ago try bring bk jamaica mek we get out d minor inconvenience like d b*tty man dem and so we can focus on greater issues like crime. Mark u me naw encourage nuh body fi shoot ppl cus i think we av a system dat can penalise dem. Ne way keep it real yaw me solid jamaicans n even if it cost yr life dont sell out!

Posted by: celia on April 28, 2008 07:50 AM

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow was a good one

Posted by: SEXY-CHRISSY on April 30, 2008 01:33 PM

THAT'S A GOOD ONE LOL!!!!!!

Posted by: kad on May 11, 2008 06:26 PM

so funny. lol!!!!!!!

Posted by: shaneka somers on May 28, 2008 01:50 PM

thats very funny

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