Joke of the day

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Joke01.jpgA little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said...you got male!

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  • thats very funny

  • kad

    so funny. lol!!!!!!!

  • SEXY-CHRISSY

    THAT'S A GOOD ONE LOL!!!!!!

  • wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow was a good one

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