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April 19, 2008

Stop Plan fi di man dem pocket

Buffilous.jpgBwoy peeps mi did kinda caught up di odda day in a some tings, not even coulda get time fi scratch mi head much less siddung round computer, but di drama dem now stop come mi way. But a get a real sweet one and mi caan help but share it wid unno.

Mi know di man dem a guh like dis ya one yah, cause some a dem tiad a di woman dem whey just a lay wait dem pocket like dem gi dem anyting fi pudong in deh...yeah man unno know sey a true. Some woman come een like sey dem nuh plan fi guh out deh go look it fi dem self. Dem just waan siddung and meck plans fi di man dem pocket.

Serve deh one yah right whey mi a guh tell yuh bout...di rich man from upstate carry mi go out a one restaurant and whey yuh tink di ooman duh...she guh order US$385 worth a hors d'oeuvre, nyam it and siddung comfortable tink sey di man a guh pay fi it.

Mi sey she mussa want fi piss up herself when di man git up, kiss him teeth and sey, "not even my wife a nyam $385 wut a food and walk out lef har!"

Now mi sey pram pram fi deh man whey have sense. Him stuck har wid har owna bill...and guess wha mi nearly pop up when mi hear how she haffi a call har friend dem fi come and carry money gi har fi pay fi di food...and mi same one haffi end up guh...just true mi did waan fi teck shame outa har yeye.

Mi gi har di money and a good tongue lashing pon top a it...mi warn har sey she must stop meck plans fi di man dem pocket, cause when she a plan dem a plan tuh...and if any odda woman out deh whey tink dem can always outsmart di man dem...unno tink twice...turnabout is a damn backside.

Mi wi si unno nex' time

Posted by yardFlex at April 19, 2008 11:34 AM


Comments

Posted by: LEXX BROWN on April 19, 2008 01:22 PM

THATS SAD AS HELL..

WOMAN SHOULD LEARN FROM THIS..


Posted by: Incognito on April 19, 2008 05:47 PM

She is nothing but a silly bird, a some never see, come see attitude she a gwan pon. I am glad you did your friendly duty and bailed her out. How embarrassing it must be to go out and cant even pay for what you are ordering. As mi modda always tell mi: " If you nuh hab no money tan a you yawd".


Posted by: Candace on April 19, 2008 08:33 PM

its so funny with u and ur stories...u can have some frenz eeh... u know how dem seh show mi ur frenz and I tell u who u are...mi think u stay just like the ppl dem u always a talk bout...


Posted by: Nicky on April 20, 2008 08:18 AM

Yu sure a never u buffy?


Posted by: PinkCattie on April 20, 2008 10:05 AM

U know what BUFFY. 60% di J'can man dem in a FARIN (USA)& Jamaica Bruk like dawg. dem only a dress up go a party & act like dem have HYPE and a BEG woman fi mind dem. Dem meet u today & a talk how dem mother dead tomorrow.
A whole heep a WUT-LISS man deh a road nuff a dem not even have US$200 much less. mek wi talk di ting dem ladies CAUSE me know NUFF a wi must meet one in a we LIFE time. everyday dem have fi a meet new woman fi keep dem life style up

When u a run dem & no want gi dem nothing dem a gi u a big GUILT TRIP and like dem want BAWL u have fi a cuss dem out & still dem a try


Posted by: jacko on April 20, 2008 11:58 AM

YES MAN THAT FI HAPPEN TO DEM ITS LIKE SOME WOMAN NEVER EAT B4 WHEN A MAN CARRY THEM OUT, BUT THAT MAN IS VERY MUCH SMART I WOULD DO THE SAME THING I AM SORRY THAT HER SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO WASH THE PLATES THEM FOR THE NIGHT TO PAY THE BILL.LOL LOL NOW TELL ME NOW DON'T SHE HAVE A HEART..THAT FI HAPPEN TO THEM GOAL DIGGER DEH MAN. I HAVE MINES GO GET URS..TO ALL INDEPENDENT WOMAN MORE STRENGTH.


Posted by: Junior L on April 20, 2008 01:52 PM

I agree you wid yuh pon a one yah still independent go out and get yours


Posted by: the manager on April 20, 2008 02:59 PM

u n ur fren dem a real idiat.. unu mek man tek unu fi idiat too.. nuh man nuh gi sketel tings. she too r*ss craven.. a cud a how much food she one eat so.. any woman wey do that nuh have no sense.. a better she did ask di man fi dat money to go do her hair and something else.. dem gal dey caa be wife material. they will always be a licky licky matey wey nah get nutten from di man dem.. serve her right.. frigging craven dats all mi can say.. shout out to the rude bwoy wey do that.. caa she nuh use to nutten.


Posted by: MrT on April 20, 2008 04:08 PM

O so tru. I'm no longer going out wid dis gal called Sharifa but she's always asking me to take her shopping...she must tink me a eediat.


Posted by: Brownskin on April 20, 2008 08:18 PM

Good for she some women just overdo....come on $385US in horderves..please the man should a let her order dinner too then walk out leave her.


Posted by: mr p on April 20, 2008 08:22 PM

so,talk up de tings deh!!! so which state dat.hehehe ....i bet a upstate ny.....a dat fi happen to de ambulance dem ...whaa-whaaa.. to dam much.....but pan a serious note one woman can nyam $300+ a food.....wanga-gut....whale...ole leyland truck,....yeah rudy tek weh u self


Posted by: mr p on April 20, 2008 08:37 PM

Serve deh one yah right whey mi a guh tell yuh bout...di rich man from upstate carry mi go out a one restaurant and whey yuh tink di ooman duh...she guh order US$385 worth a hors d'oeuvre, nyam it and siddung comfortable tink sey di man a guh pay fi it.

the second line read: it would almost sound like buffilous was the person who nyam de food.....and den inna de middle she change it to de woman......hmmmmmmmm...also....a dem type a fren dem u keep buffilous???....hmmm.....u can be judge by the company u keep!!!!.anna nex ting,how come she haffi call u & addah fren de whole a unnu fi de money? one a unnu couldnt tek care a de 3bills? and if a so u chat bout your fren dem, bwoy, mi no want know how u woulda deal wid u enenmy.


Posted by: MsGoodieGoodie on April 20, 2008 08:40 PM

Serve her right....Some a dem gyal yah too out a aada like seh dem a gi man money fi pu dung. Har fren dem shoulda lef har deh n mek she wash di plate dem inna di kitchen.


Posted by: Nici Knox on April 21, 2008 09:09 AM

Buffy darling, I think you need to get some new frenz...the ones you have make you look really escortish and blond. tell your friend there is this popular thing called a JOB it is kinda hard to get but once you have one you very much learn to be independent.
If a one thing my modda teach me, is that I should ALWAYS HAVE MY GET VEX MONEY, cause I dont care when I go out I get what I want and I offer to pay my half, and I insist we go dutch.
Shi doan even have two quarters to rub and shi gone order above her means...wow.


Posted by: Nici Knox on April 21, 2008 01:38 PM

Listen here Buffy, I tired ah yu an yu dutty fren dem, without ambition.
Which part a macka she come from?
Listen yu always have to have yu get vex money, how in the heck are you going to go to restaurant and order stuff when you not married to the man and you all aren't something that deep, that you are sure beyound sure that he will pick up the tab.STREUPS!!!!
You just know where to find em...I gwaan pray fi unnu...when I finally go church!


Posted by: Nici Knox on April 21, 2008 01:48 PM

Plus yu waan tell mi sey di darn ooman sit there and eat and order and the man dont order nothing and shi continue...Real STUEPS.
OR...did she also get stuck with his bill.
You know what Buffy I come to the same conclusion. You need to just admit to yourself that yu fren them fool, and you close behind them...sorry but them always call yu, wait fi tell you or sumpting and then yu is really not yu fren dem, dem wouldnt call yu and yu wouldnt go if is not yu fren.
POINT BLANK


Posted by: tickled pink & laughing out loud on April 21, 2008 03:19 PM

MR P is right -- the article start off like buffy was talking about herself then pretend it was somebody else. LOL!! buffs u mean to say your friend credit is THAT BAD that she couldnt pull out visa or a mastercard and pay fi harself an tek a taxi go home if the man lef har stranded?? (cause u can just tell seh buffy fren dem nuh have dem own ride) bwoy... some loser gyal dont have no shame whatsoevah... dem quick fi dash wey dem self respect for a 4-star dinner or a new pair of pumps. bwoy...this is just sad. sad and hilarous. some gyal dont know anything called independence. my word... i need to stop reading yardflex at work fi real... i cyaan smother the laugh & people in the office a wonder wha happen to me


Posted by: nigel10 on April 22, 2008 10:27 AM

dats a damn shame, 385 dollaz, u know how many bills dats could pay, u caan carry dem never come see come see guh nuh weh, i dont wrong dat man, walk out yes, some a of us man need fi tek a page out a dis man book, because some a wi woulda sidung dere and try and play big by paying fi di $385 worth a food


Posted by: you know who on April 22, 2008 02:28 PM

Tel me now, just how big dat ooman is or betta, how big har gut is. Who can nyam off $385 worth a food. Ah ole eap a food dat yu nuh. Dat a one Tanksgiving dinna fi who eap a somady as sit down round one palace table. Nutting nuh guh suh. As Mr. Wacky would ah seh (God Bless and Ress the Dead) "AH LIE!" Dat deh ooman too r@$$cl@tt bright and out a aada. Ah ooman like she weh give ooman bad name and mek now ah days man disrepect ooman suh. Shi to r@$$cl@@t bright!!!!


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