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February 14, 2008
Enjoying your Valentine night to the max!
By: Rootzgirl
 Timing is everything...and on Valentine's Night this is even more true. You don't want to spoil a perfect, romantic night by turning off your partner with a word spoken out of turn, or ghastly apparel or music that does nothing for him...do you?
So how about it? Let's create the perfect atmosphere for the one you love. You do want the romance to continue long after February 14 don't you?
Let's say you have already dined, he has taken you home and it's time for the 'grand finale'.
Here is how it should play out.
The minute he walks through the door, he is greeted by soft red and white scented candles glowing in the room and some classic love songs playing in the background. Take his hand and lead him to the couch where on the centre table you have a bottle of champagne chilling and some chocolate as nibbles.
Pour him a drink and then blow him a kiss telling him you'll be with him in a jiffy.
Later (don't stay too long), you re-emerge in a red daringly cut negligee and waltz your way to where he's seated. His mouth should be opened in astonishment by this. Close it...with your lips.
You...and he...should be getting all hot and bothered and ready to 'dine' all over again. It's time to cool off. Back away and take another sip of the champagne.
Disentangle yourself and head for the component set. Put on play that special selection of music you pre-planned for the occasion. Here are some suggestions.
'Always' - Atlantic Star
This song is perfect when it comes to mood setting. The lyrics say everything you would want to voice. 'I will love you so for always!'
'Because You Loved Me' - Celine Dion
A classic Celine Dion song. It displays her talent for wailing like no other. If you close your eyes, you may even be able to see her beat her chest at the dramatic parts.
'Can You Feel The Love Tonight' - Elton John
The way we see it, there are basically two types of people: those who don't have kids, and those who have kids and are forced to watch every single Disney movie that comes out. This little gem is from 'The Lion King' soundtrack, and as long as you've got your toddler asleep, it should make somebody roar...get my drift.
'Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Baby' - Barry White
The man just oozes sensuality. Play this song and see why. How do you think the Biscuit from Ally McBeal landed the hottest chick on the entire show? Of course, Ling is pretty hot, too, but we think we made our point.
And you may have your own choices, like some Luther Vandross, Regina Belle, Beres Hammond...just put together a collection of your favourite love songs.
While these beautiful love songs are playing, take your partner's hand and lead him to the centre of the room. I suggest dancing with your back to him - the opportunities are endless here. He can kiss your neck, nibble your earlobes as you move sensuously to the beat, exploring all your sensual spots.
It's time to take a break - and head to the bathroom.
Darn, even though you look great in it, the negligee has to go... and his clothes too.
You slowly undress him, teasing him sensually here and there, taking him on a high...but not to the peak. Then slowly lead him to the bathroom filled with scented glowing red candles and a tub of inviting warm bubbles.
Make sure a bottle of champagne is near the bath, with grapes or strawberries. Make use of your loofah scrubs. Between that sensuous bath, and deep French kisses, you should be ready to get out of the bath and head for the bedroom - make sure you don't finish it up in the bath!
The bedroom is permeated with the scent of glowing aroma therapy candles with a bottle of scented oil, honey and chocolate on the night stand and music in the background. After toweling down...slowly...begin a sensual massage with the oil.
Make full use of the chocolate, honey, champagne, grapes, strawberries, ice cubes, candle wax...whatever you fancy. The rest of the night is all yours to explore each other's body, doing all sorts of wonderful things that will lead to a truly orgasmic night...over and over again.
Posted by yardFlex at February 14, 2008 10:33 AM
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Posted by: foxyshanna
on February 14, 2008 11:07 AM
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please after i dont frighten fi nu man
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Posted by: Kaydene
on February 14, 2008 01:30 PM
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I did something close to that 6years ago. Trust me he had me for dinner. I made dinner for him met him at the door in my negligee and a single red rose. That did it for him, he was not hungry for food after that. Needless to say we did not get as far as the bedroom.
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Posted by: rudebwoy
on February 14, 2008 01:38 PM
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Rootzgirl, the next morning yu house supose to full a ants.
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Posted by: RUTZ
on February 14, 2008 02:11 PM
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YUH MUSSI FRIGHTEN FI WOMAN!
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Posted by: rudegal 21
on February 14, 2008 03:09 PM
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Rootsgirl for real your **ish of a valentines night is wack. we dont need to here from a white girl only u use "be with him in a jiffy"so cory. A real Jam down Rudedal nuh seh that.We drink Alize&Heni and roll a BOb thats keeing it real.
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Posted by: T-EE
on February 14, 2008 03:54 PM
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RUDEBWOY..... LOL.... ANTS A GO KILL ROOTZGIRL THE NEXT MORNING
I AGREE THAT IS B**SH*T 2008 WOMAN NUH DO THEM THINGS DEH BILLS GOT TO BE PAID..... LOL
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Posted by: fyah
on February 14, 2008 04:31 PM
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Dat some sissy ting. A man want her legs inna di air and dont care about candles and champagne. Yo, give me a magnum and a redbull and its on. You call yourself Rootsgirl and you listen to Celine Dion and ba**yboy Elton John. Put on some Tarrus Riley "Stay With You" or some Bob Marley "Turn your lights down low." I aint come to count cows I come to drink so milk. Yo, so give me the girl with the wickest slam!!!!
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Posted by: Wade Cameron
on February 14, 2008 05:00 PM
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Mi nah pet no woman. A money mi deh pan fi di 2008.
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Posted by: slim d
on February 14, 2008 06:42 PM
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rootzgirl my jamaica man is very horny, as soon as we cum in2 contact e wants 2 f**k me, if i want to prolong things, i have to start an agrument to buy sometime, tel u tis, after dinner, we reach home as the door close, we starting kissing, e wil slowly undress me and tel me that all nite e cant wait to f**k me, e wil then remove my cloths, i wear my matching panty and bra bcuz i knew i wouldnt have time to change, e will gentle in rub my clit wit his finger and kissing at z same time, bcuz i enjoy tis alot, then e wil wisper in my ears teling me alot of things i barely hear, then e wil enter the wet pu**y slowly to make his entrance, after that is some straight c**ky br**ing ina pu**y wit r without music, next day pu**y properly f**k,
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Posted by: reasonings
on February 14, 2008 07:34 PM
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Ive been tryna tell ya'll this chic is lame and unnuh wouldnt believe mi......all thaT sh*t she said is so typical common and boring.....nothing she mentioned is new......PLUSSSS people with sense wouldnt even waste them time on valentines day.....thats for kids and gay people if u ask me......annnnnd if u have sense u should know it stems from a damn pagan celebration..
lolo
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Posted by: flexx
on February 15, 2008 12:44 AM
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A WHO AV TIME FI GO THRU ALL DEM TINGS...HAHAHA ROOTSGIRL YU MUS A JOKE.
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Posted by: wish-u-wood
on February 15, 2008 08:54 AM
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Firstly I just realized that real people view yardflex.com cuz man a bad man BUN CHOCLATE BUN ROSE...STICTLY LONG HOES FOR THE WH*RES...THAT SAID ABSOLUTELY NO ONE DOES THIS SH*T ANYMORE NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE OOOOO...SO HEAR WHAT I WANT WHEN I WALK THROUGH MY DOOR.
GUINESS AND HENNESSEY
BLOW JOB
TURN ROUND GIRL AND TAKE BACKSHOT
AFTER THAT RICE AND PEAS STEAM FISH AND OKRA (WASH UR HANDS FIRST)
THEN CUT CUZ 2 MORE APPOINTMENTS TO ATTEND TO.
ALLIANCE WE SEH (ANY WAAAAAAAY)
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Posted by: Nicky
on February 15, 2008 11:10 AM
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Onoo make mi laugh. Fe real Rootz girl your choice of love song sock. If you can't draw fe tunes from Joe yu nah say nothing and if yu a really roots mi sure yu woulda play some ole school from Shabba, him have de remedy fe de girls dem heart and the agony fe dem body. Str888
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Posted by: PinkCattie
on February 15, 2008 12:10 PM
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RudeBwoy & Fyah unno a kill me wid laugh. REASONINGS mi a hear u star... dat no mek it.
Mi no want no dam music mi just want JOOK on valentines day and every dam day dat we can
F di whole slow sh!t a HOT WUK MI DEAL WID mi no want no tender loving WUK. After me no christian
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Posted by: KEEPINGITREAL
on February 15, 2008 01:49 PM
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wish-u-wood you forgot about leaving the money after all and then cut. I agree with you up to that. Leave the pile of money then you can get the F****K out. Thats from a woman
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Posted by: Dahlea
on February 15, 2008 09:22 PM
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Me a dead wid laff unnnoo a kill me ..only Jamaican ppl caan buk it dung so. After a long day at wuk me just wanna go home grab a shower and climb into my bed to SLEEP. No honey, grapes, or strawberry to mess up and stain up my house. Me no want no candle light because me tiad and a go fall asleep and might bun dung de house. Me not buying into dat valentines day rip-off. Me no waan no man a come wid dem cheap flowers wha dem buy a de corner shop or thief outta some cemetery a come a me door a look crotches. Man haffi come betta dan dat.
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Posted by: ringo kid
on February 16, 2008 01:26 PM
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Slim D yuh nuh easy a r***s
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Posted by: DaRealMcCoy
on February 18, 2008 08:32 AM
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Rootz Girl, yu sure sey a weed ina dey spliff dey weh yu a smoke? Valentine's a pagon ting, so wi gash dem and light dem, str8!
I aint knockin' ur hussle but, it sound like sey yu a watch too much daytime t.v. Only pan t.v. man go thru so much f*@kry fi get some pu$$y. When mi si my woman ina negligee, a str8 c*cky pan spot... by di time we do di whole bath and rub down ting... Alizé fi she, Guiness & Henny an a nice likkle piece of Bob wrapup ina di blunt fi mi, and guess what... str8 c*cky again. And mi neva afi spen no money pan dem useless flower and candy fi rotten-out ar mout.
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Posted by: dorah
on February 18, 2008 09:00 AM
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a betta buffilous did gi we di valentines chat
but whooaa whooaa whoaaa yardflex peeps...mi can't do mi work - sake a di laughing wey mi deh pon
whooaaaa!!!
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Posted by: babyphat
on February 18, 2008 10:36 PM
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( kiss teet) Valentines a f**kry
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Posted by: Coral
on February 29, 2008 09:55 AM
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I would normally agree with you rootzgirl, but comon..what you under!! it is year 2008. I would rather be made love to than f**ked,,so i went to JA to marry my man on 14/02/08, well did not marry him, but f**ked the living daylights out of him on that day..he wont mess with me again..Valentines day is just a pagon ting for pagons to make money out of us..Love oneanudder every day...bless
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