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November 06, 2007

Phone Sex can be great fun

By: Rootzgirl

Rasta-Girl-Posters.jpgYeah yeah, this one is not for the prim and proper out there. It's for people who just love excitement and like doing something different. How you think I keep my man happy...cause whether him beside me or out of the country...him get him pleasure same way!

So this one is for all the lovers who have to separate from time to time and straight up you have no desire to cheat, here's a good alternative.

Well, who says sex between both of you can only happen when you are physically in the same place. Why not eliminate the distance by taking the excitement to your lover?

The next time he calls you on the phone, just blow his mind. Let him know you are missing him like crazy and that you are burning up and need some satisfaction.

Remember, this is not for those who are shy; you have to open up and come on as tantalizingly and seductively as you can, or else this will never work.

Make sure you are alone in your room with no distractions, then set the play in motion. If you don't have a vivid imagination, this might not be as successful.

Listed below are some tips to aid you in giving that man of yours a whale of a time on the phone – trust me, phone conversation will never be the same again!

• Put that sweet tongue of yours to good use. Your voice should range from softly seductive to cooing. Know when to whisper and when to inject urgency in your voice. Remember, you determine the mood.

• Set the scene as if he is at home. Candles, negligee, pour yourself over the bed or floor like a cat, then dial the number...and start the action. Prepare him for the whole play. Take his mind back to a stormy session you had. Tell him to close his eyes, and lean back against the couch, or bed. Slowly undress him. Tell him what you are doing to him...get the drift?

• Don't leave anything to his imagination. Tell him in vivid details just what you are doing to him (and yourself). Tell him how it's making you feel.

• Knowledge is power. Isn't it great that you know your lover's weaknesses. Well use them to drive him crazy. If he's sensitive at a particular spot, tell him just what you are doing to it. If he eats you alive when you are in a particular outfit, then describe it in detail.

• Open up. Since he's not beside you and don’t have to feel self- conscious, ask him what's his wildest fantasy and see if you can bring it to pass over the phone.

• When you feel that moment coming on don't be afraid to let him hear your increased breathing, make all the sex noise you normally do. Urge him along with you until you have both climbed that stimulating peak.

If your lover is away, expect a phone call later...don't put these valuable tips to waste…have the experience of a lifetime.

Posted by yardFlex at November 6, 2007 10:29 AM


Comments

Posted by: out an bad on November 6, 2007 11:36 AM

iam convinced rootz gal a freak, she comes up with the weirdest thing to address, and its always about sex, r u the sex doctor rootz? and whats with the character pic, show off your face, and remove the cartoon character.


Posted by: PinkCattie on November 6, 2007 01:45 PM

If u man away an luv jook phone sex not gonna work. dat man will be sexxin another girl. Man still a back fist in a 2007. dat no mek it. all dis masturbation & crap u be talkin bout rootz i don't know.

To each his own but dont be fooled women to tink sweet talk ago keep man if dem a stray when him deh round u being apart wont stop it and phone talk won't do nothing for him him go want pookey.


Posted by: mash on November 6, 2007 02:05 PM

woieee!! me affi guh brave up and try dis one!


Posted by: impatient on November 6, 2007 02:47 PM

AH I NEVER KNEW THAT PEOPLE STILL DO THESE THINGS.A MAN LIKE ME JUST GO SLAP A NEXT CATTIE.


Posted by: Wade Camerom on November 6, 2007 03:08 PM

Mi haffi disagree with dis whan ya ca wen you deh infront a girl dat a di best ting. Mi nuh deh inna di teasing business.


Posted by: Rose on November 6, 2007 03:10 PM

wow i think it will work, impatient so impatient i think a man can be faithful if he tries. go girl ithink its fun


Posted by: Rasta Iyata on November 6, 2007 04:29 PM

PinkCattie u right still--- phone sex nah go hold a man and u might all dey pon d pone wid him and mek him so stirred up dat him decide fi go outta road and find something to slam when him wasnt thinking dat b4...

oh and i would argue that its not sex if kocky dont pierce d pumz....

but watever floats ur boat..


Posted by: bullet on November 6, 2007 08:31 PM

well mi a man and mi do it never. staight face to face thing i deal with. but me na lie if the girl sweet, pretty and shape good and mi and her a link fi the first time and she want me to make love to her ovr the phone mi wi dweet. can u believe me full a many girls and mi still masturbate regular. IT BETTER THAN SEX TO ME


Posted by: K on November 7, 2007 08:05 AM

Rootzgirl need to get a spritual relationship in her life and stop play wid harself.


Posted by: Empress_Kiki on November 7, 2007 08:51 AM

Impatient said :AH I NEVER KNEW THAT PEOPLE STILL DO THESE THINGS.A MAN LIKE ME JUST GO SLAP A NEXT CATTIE.

That is so sad to me :(

If you love your girl and you know she loves you why would you do that to her? I never understood this cheating thing...if you want a next partner you shouldn't be with the one you have...JUST BE SINGLE and then you can do whatever you want :)


Posted by: Wifey on November 7, 2007 09:20 AM

RootzGal ya nuh easy...most gal fi know how to keep dem mon...dis article hit it right on the spot..If my man is out of town or I am out of town..and we on da phone a talk and him say he need a good fixin..better mi give him den some other gal..at least she a go get mi seconds...lol


Posted by: Theresa on November 7, 2007 09:21 AM

Rootz girl hats of to you again because despite what the nay sayers are saying my man works in Barbados and I live in Antigua and Barbuda and nothing makes his day like coming home after a hard day at work and hearing my voice teasing him and making love to him on the phone....because he is a kinky ass and things like that keeps in on his toes and makes him cant wait to come to see me on the weekends.


Posted by: JasonKingston on November 7, 2007 09:45 AM

Roots girl, I like your style, but check mine out. As a world renowned bootyologist, I'v had the delightful pleasure of being around beautiful woman, and eventually sleeping with them. From the West Indies to Africa and even in Asia, my sexual escapades with many women are immense. One particular trip down in trinidad and tobago still brings great memories. At a social outing with young adults around the ages 18-25, the atmosphere was quite general. Having drinks and having conversations with the locals was the agenda of most people in the club. But for me, the bootyologist, my main concern at this social outing was finding a young woman to bring back to my hotel room. Walking around the club, i was amazed at the great opulence in beauty that Trinidad and Tobago had to offer. Young women that are Indian decent, African decent, or a mixture of both. But they were busy dancing or conversation with other patrons. So i decided to take a seat in the lounge of the club, while sitting there my eyes gleamed with amazement. Sitting in the opposite direction of me were three attractive young women. The one on the left, dark skin, long hair, and dressed half naked made my tongue long for her wetness. On the right side, this attractive female is decked out in all pink attire. Pink short-shorts and a pink tube-top just makes me love the opportunity i have in being a bootyologist. In the middle, this young women is the most eye catching in appearance. A cute top that shows her breasts hanging out and a short mini skirt that would make any man drool. But what made me, the bootyologist, so prominent in my pants was the site of seeing up her skirt. Her short skirt revealed to me a lace panty that was see-through. Catching a glimpse of her see-through lace panty revealed to me her hairy vagina. After checking out the breasts and pum-pum of this young woman i decide to approach her. Walking up to her and her two friends was no trouble for me, the bootyologist has being in this situation many times. While seated next to these three lovely Trini women, i conversated with them about their daily activities. Next i turned my attention to my main objective and struck up a conversation with the young lady in the middle. After both of her friends left the table, i drew myself nearer to her to appease her into joining me back at the hotel. During our conversation, i revealed to her that her lace panty and revealing breasts made me about 12'' in my pants. After some small talk and occasional flirting she decided to joining the bootyologist in his hotel room. In our hotel room, we both knew that we were attracted to each other so we got down to business. As i lay in bed, i watch my lovely female companion undress herself. First her revealing top thrown to the other side of the room, her mini skirt falling to her ankles and the see-through lace panties that drew my attention back at the club, slowing pealing down her coco butter legs. As i, the bootyologist, lay in bed i can see her nipples hardening and her pum-pum wetting. It must have been my 6'2'' inch naked muscular build laying in bed waiting for her that did this. She crawls into bed and begins working her tongue around my prominent twelve inches. During my oral satisfaction, i decide to play with her hair, and then her nicely plump *ss. After she's finished, i decided to return the favor. Having my tongue on her pum-pum made my love of women and being a bootologist more exciting. Licking and sucking her pum-pum made Goosebumps appear all over her gorgeous body and nipples hardening as well. When i felt she was satisfied, i turned my attention to pleasing her vagina, as i slowly penetrated her vagina, a genuine and pleasing smile appeared on her face. While i was inside her warm vagina, i took into consideration of taking it slow at first. As i slowly pounded her vagina, she starts to moan and orgasm a bit. I, the bootologist, then decide that it was time to speed things up. As i slowly pounded her vagina, i eventually got around pounding her harder in her warm pum-pum. The intensity of my penis into her warm vagina created a white substance on my penis. This is a sign that the sex is going well because she's cumming. The intensity of my penis into her warm pum-pum was so intense that my tongue was hanging out my mouth as a sign of intense sexual arousal and satisfaction. After i pleased her vagina, she decide that the bootyologist should conduct more research in her batty. From my perspective as a bootyologist, if you want a girl to have anal sex, you must first prove to her that you can satisfy her vagina, before she can let you satisfy her *ss. In this case, i clearly lived up to that virtue. After removing my penis from her vagina, my beautiful Trini woman decides that she should clean off the "white-stuff" that’s on my penis. After she socks my dick for a few minutes, i work my way to her *ss. This is my favorite position. While having anal sex with her, she moans and quivers at the sheer immensity of my penis. Doing it slow at first, and then frocking her hard in the *ss made my penis burst in climax. This young woman was so impressed with my sexual prowess that she allowed me to cum in her *ss. When she turns over and lays on her back, i can see in her eyes that my workings of a bootyologist has made her happy. She pulls me in for a passionate kiss as we both lay naked on top of each other in bed. When i tried pulling away, she pulls me back in for another passionate kiss. As i lay there kissing her, i grope her full breasts, while she's holding onto my twelve inches of manhood. After kissing each other, she falls asleep. While i lay in bed, i recollect on the incredibly sexually experienced i just had in Trinidad and Tobago. As a bootyologist, I’ve experienced many vaginas from different parts of the world, and the one i had in Trinidad and Tobago makes me want even more trini pum-pum. I'm making plans on going back to Trinidad to finding more pum-pum so that i can continue my work in bootyology. P.S. Roots Girl, you seem so horny, I would love to meet you in Trinidad and Tobago or somewhere where my prominent 12'' penis can meet your wetness(vagina). E-mail me baby, you won’t regret this yardman loving.


Posted by: life on November 7, 2007 12:28 PM

rootz you are a big freak and you love to masterbate, but am a man, and i think its risky to do cus you just gonna run up the phone bill and as soon as you hang up, he is gonna go get some real sex because you turned him on,this could be fun if you guys are in the same house and one of you is lucked in one room, in that way you all are having a little roll play for fun but at the end ,the real thing is gonna take place with lots of pleasure.but if you guys are oceans appart it would be better to call each other up and say stuff like , i trust you , think of me , i love you etc etc not gear each other up for sex.
i may be wrong but i think masterbation in the absence of your partner is a bad idea, think of it, while in the process of masterbation, a friend accidently walk in on you , what's gonna happen next ( especially since you already in the mood )
a woman who masterbates all the time is capable of having sex with a next woman or anybody for that matter,(for the ladies who love to do it with each other , do your tin if thats what make you all happy )
a man who those that is a provert and possibly a rapist.
ladies think of it , if you take rootz gyal advice and turn your man into a masterbator,by having phone sex,
would you feel compfortable living him home with the kids when you going on a trip ????????????????
rootzgal its about time you address some other important issues other than sex and relationships.


Posted by: non ya on November 7, 2007 01:03 PM

rootz girl why don't you show your face?
Are you afraid of what your fans gonna write about you?
is your personal life so perfectic that you choose to hide behind a cartoon character to give real people advice,
here's an advice from me to you,
show your self ,open an office in your home town where people could come to you for help,
have your own website and a hotline to help people. grown ups don't believe in catoon characters,
or if you want to use a cartoon to represent you,
this one doesn't work, a naked b***h smoking weed , come on!!! not that i got anything against weed smokers.
present your self in a professional manner and maybe we will take you serious,
you don't see oprah , dr phill etc etc hiding them selves
what are you a shamed of?


Posted by: Rasta Iyata on November 7, 2007 06:21 PM

'low d girl Rootz and her sex drive... whether we agree or disagree i think we being judgemental if we discredit her rooticalness becuz she SEEM so horny all d time...
maybe she haffi go prove herself for us to accept her wid a name like dat but for all we know she could be Queen Ifrica or Empress Inen the 3


Posted by: Dahlea on November 8, 2007 07:36 AM

JasonKingston: I personally do not care to read some lonnnng ass post about your fantasy. Turn off the video u watching or the magazine u leafing through and go get a towel and clean up yourself. Probably can't even last five minutes without some aid from a bottle.


Posted by: K on November 8, 2007 03:18 PM

JasonKingston and your telling us this because? as if we care to know what freaks do.


Posted by: NICEY on November 8, 2007 06:43 PM

I KINDA FORGOT WHAT THE TOPIC WAS ABOUT AFTER ALL THAT DONT KNOW WHAT IT HAD TO DO WITH THE TOPIC BUT HE HAS A GOOD IMAGINATION HE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK

ANYWAY ROOTS GIRL ME HEAR YOU SOMETIME IF THESE WOMEN OUT HERE WOULD STOP ACT LIKE ALL DEM WANT FI DO IS ROLL AROUND IN THE BED THEN MAYBE THEY WOULD KEEP THEIR MAN AND HE WOULD NOT STRAY. IF YOUR MAN KNOWS THAT YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR HIM YOUR RELATIONSHIP WILL GROW AND TRUST HE WILL GO THERE WITH YOU CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HE LIKE AND HOW TO PLEASE A NO EVERY MAN OUT WANT F" EVERYTHING HIM SEE


Posted by: binaden on November 10, 2007 09:24 PM

i frock from lef to right


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