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September 01, 2007
Yardflex Passa
Kaboom! Bung Bang Beng! What a piece a sittin! How some people can mek satan tun dem inna eeediot suh!
People, listen to da one yah. After so many years of sanity and prominence in the music business, it is rumoured dat di golden brother decide fi guh serve di devil! It is alleged that a family member of his left a huge portion of farm land for him. As a result, it is said dat him seh him nuh need di music nuh more, him ago tun "Old McDonald". Well, heeyaahheeyaahoo, di man a tek it further! While being out there in the bushes, di singer decide seh him find a new religion an him nuh believe inna di almighty God nuhmore! It is alleged that di religion renounces di use of electricity! Mi hear seh him house dark like hell!
Nex ting! It a guh rung seh a very vocal wife has been creating quite an impression about her husband’s "developing patent" for her butt hole! Shi seh after being with this man for so long, an mek sure seh shi keep di front tight and neat fi hold him, all of a sudden him start to turn har roun, an anuh backshot! him jus love di wrong hole! Well, for all u women out there, jus pray unu prayers backway before u seh till death do us part! All de same – tek Yardflex advice and don’t drive widout a license (tek time to know what a gwaan)!
Den we get the phone call about how D'Angel camp sauce up some news people wid threats of law suit following what dey described as low down and dutty editorial defaming de winged one. De scandal dat got dem so vex speaks of D'Angel threatening Barbee and features images of de recently separated wife of Beenie Man holding an M16!
So unu no hear how over in de Bahamas some unlucky chucky promoter guy end up in de slammer facing serious charges of messin wid Chuck Fender. De promoter certainly did pass im place by getting aggressive wid our ace DJ who was seriously assaulted. Good must rule over evil.
With elections looming and affects of Hurricane Dean still very real with many missing electricity and water, nightly entertainment, especially the customary street sessions throughout Kingston have been curtailed quite a bit. Early Mondays, Tuesdays and so on by "de gullyside" – at "Standpipe" have been going on without incident, livening up the community, but with a twist. Early really means early – particularly for this week before election. Starting as early as 4pm folk can stop by after work and "party done" by midnight…Nuff safety and niceness.