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February 05, 2007

Buffilous - Natty over green card

Buffilous_Dancehall_SexyGirls_sexy_girls_models.jpgOn the day that a 5.3 earthquake on the Richter scale hit Jamaica, mi get some bad news from one of mi girlfriend dem from farin. She go get tangled inna one what mi call 'Visa Marriage' but she did in love with the coot at the time, but she neva know say him is a real ole dawg who caan keep him tings inna him pants.

She bawl to me how she go search him email - by accident she claim - and find out say him is a swinger because the two couples dem weh him have sex wid send him some kinky email and ah talk 'bout dem experiences together. My girl shock, her hair almost turn gray, because she never woulda guessed that her man was a GRIMY NIGGA. So she start pay careful attention to what a gwaan and insist pon him using a condom because the HIV ting wicked. That is when she start see more tings, him come home wid sperms pon him underpants and dem dutty tings de. So my girl just start move him quietly, especially since the loving neva too right.

She find a little natty pon the side who ah chop out her grass quietly, and the way the wine good. Gwaan my friend, yu have must-get-diamond-&-blings wine, yu have the tight-o, right-o, HEY! Anyway, my girl just a wait pon her green card now fi move yu the dutty bwoy because she no used to dem kinda two-man lifestyle weh she a live right now. She marry him for love, but him marry her for a house slave and dem tings de. She wash, iron, cook fi him, him get him good good break fast and dinner, and yet him still GRIMY. One thing though, she stop sleep with Mr. Grimy after the Natty gave her the sweet wine, along with flowing love lines in her ears.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Live with a nigga for six months before yu marry him and no marry fi papers, yu just a set up yourself for misery and stress. Yu know how much a my friend dem a live unda man govament because dem waan green card. New York, Miami, Atlanta, listen mi when mi talk, ah Buffilous this, and mi know what a gwaan inna the street. No mek dem wrap yu up inna dem dutty life, tek weh yuself. Till next time. Peace.

Posted by yardFlex at February 5, 2007 11:25 AM


Comments

Posted by: k from philly on February 5, 2007 12:59 PM

buffalos it easy fi u say, u just talk. It all depends on the way these girls enter the agreement, u can do a visa marriage and both of you have an agreement, its only business. But most girls get caught up because they dont want to pay the money and think that if they start sleeping with the person it will work, dem just nu want pay for it they think that there p...y can give them every thing andthats why it end up the way it does. ladies alot of u have no choice and a visa marriage is the only way to get a green card, but stop getting involved with these men just pay u money and treat it like a business arrangement, because most of the times that what it is. Trust mi lay out every thing on the table initially and you should be fine, he go his ways and u go yours, trust me it will work.


Posted by: glamajay on February 5, 2007 03:05 PM

yuh a serious ting dat but sometime yuh haffi kiss ass before you kick ass. when she get the green card she can tell him fi eat dirt. at least she a try get something a nuff gal deh a farin and nah try.
Respect


Posted by: Sasha FlaVa on February 5, 2007 04:27 PM

Word up K From Philly buffalos u contradicting ur self u congrat her on getting a car cuz it was dat eazy according to u but tell ur 2 WAIT 2 get marry? its a waitin process it hard enuff 2 live as if she has no morality jus for a green card but its even harder 2 live ere in America with out it the fact that she is marry for a green card dont sit there and let nigga do sh*t to u say stuff u in a win win position let him try 2 divorce u then take wat eva this nigga have,word to friend dont do wat he is do stay a lady wit ur morality chill and pray


Posted by: mighty on February 5, 2007 05:34 PM

wat yuh tellin progressive ppl sey. fi live a forein and cant come outta dem house b/c dem nuh str8. yuh nuh mean yardies no good. yuh rather wi scrape pot bottom inna ole restaurant and clean ppl nasty house than live pon front page. my yuth tek weh ure self. Yardies abroad get ure papers str8, live life to the fullest nuff opportunity out deh.


Posted by: APPLE on February 5, 2007 06:29 PM

You people have no sense at all,the husband was swinging and she was a good girl a tek care of the man rite and all this???Nutten nugh wrong wid she waiting fe the green card but the man a move mocky.Anyway gwan do u thing my girl & love up the Ras.


Posted by: stazzie on February 5, 2007 07:44 PM

bwoy, I need a dude like the Ras in my life! Walk out mi gyal...walk out!


Posted by: Bountarian on February 5, 2007 08:00 PM

SERIOUSLY
you can't give your opinions based on one side of the story, who knows what this girl was doing or not doing or if she did know say umbre was a freak because him must suggest or try something freaky with her. Everyone want to be in a better situation they are in but you must do your reseach and know to always keep in mind the rules of cost and effect! We as a people need a nuff more honesty in everything we do we too dan decietful both man and woman, who can con like we, is like we write the book. Does two wrongs make a right? is morals, pride, being a woman or a lady tossed out like dirty laundry in todays society. I guess the end justifies the means is the only rules we play by. You know what I long for? A nice long conversation with a female and discuss school days, nowadays, busness, entertainment just some real innocent convo not trying to impress each other, and yes we can talk about the seriousness of being adults. Seriously, ladies if unu naave no papas an know seh unu no want the breda cause the love of unu life probably in a the same situation and can't help you and that the only reason you need help pay fi you things or work out something but whatever you do be honest because it will bite you. An yes mi know seh we as man a pssy sometimes cause sometimes the kind a woman weh need we help we can't get so we become scumms and pray pon the short comings i guess when its all said and done research is the best bet to know what we are getting in.


Posted by: DiJahBritish on February 6, 2007 03:55 AM

Blessed love Yardflex & all the yard ppl weh read this.

I jus got 1 comment and that is: what a way we get so used to the word NIGGA and forget what it did for our ancestors, what they went thru due to that word and how it made them feel. Hmm..

..and i dont want to hear "being that is we saying to each other make it ok for us to use it"


Posted by: ANGRY BLACK WOMAN! on February 6, 2007 12:00 PM

DIRECTED TO "BOUNTARIAN"

THIS IS "THE ONE" THE "WOMAN" WHO THIS STORY IS ABOUT!

I WAS INTRODUCED TO THE "HUMBRE" BY A FRIEND WHOM I'VE KNOWN FOR YEEEEEARS!

WE MET, THEN AFTER A COUPLE MONTHS, STARTED DATING...

WE BOTH SET OUR GROUNDS DOWN FROM THE GET-GO.

HE FORFEITED HIS PART.

WE WERE JUST LIKE ANY OTHER NORMAL COUPLE.

HE PROPOSED TO ME AND BEING HESITANT, ACCEPTED WEEKS LATER AFTER HE PROPOSED AGAIN.

IT WAS NOT FOR PAPERS ...! AS I WAS NOT AN ILLEGAL ALIEN!!!!!!

DEN DE MAN STAAT AKX MI IF MI WOULDA HAVE A TREE-SUM WID ANOTHER GIRL WID HIM...AN MI TELL HIM NO!

I GAVE HIM WINGS WHEN HE ASKED ME THAT... MI NEVA TRY HOLE-ON TO HIM!

I MADE IT "VERY" CLEAR, THAT IF THAT'S THE LIFE YOU WANT, GO AHEAD...WITHOUT ME!

HE SAID NO, AND HE LOVES ME AND THE WHOLE NINE OF BULL!

IF ME WHENNA F@CK AROUND TO, JAH KNOW SEH IT WOULDN'T HURT MI SO BAD!

MUST ADMIT, YES IT FEEL GOOD SEH MI NEVA DO DAT!

NOW AS IT STANDS, MI GLAD SEH IM DO ALL A DAT CAUSE MI WOULDN'T KNOW BETTA TINGS!

I AM TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED BY THE DEVIL AND HIS ADVOCATE RIGHT NOW.

THERE ARE ALMOST NO RELATIONS WITH MY "HUSBAND"
RIGHT NOW.

MY FRIENDS WARN ME OF WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN REGARDING MY PAPERS IF I END IT NOW... THOUGH IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER TO ME NOW.

I AM JUST DISGUSTED BY HIM!

THIS RELATIONSHIP WITH MY HUSBAND ENDED WHEN HE STARTED ALL THIS SH%t!

WOMEN! STICK TO UNU OWN KIND! DEM YANKIE YA NO MEK IT AN DEM NASTY!

SOME PEOPLE, YOU NEED NOT DO SH*T TO THEM FOR THEM TO DO IT TO YOU! KNOW THAT!

HE'S FREAKING SICK IN HIS HEAD!

IF ANY MAN KNOWS A WOMAN, THEY'LL TELL YOU WHEN A WOMAN LEAVES A MAN...SHE ALREADY LEFT HIM MOOONTHS BEFORE THE DAY SHE ACTUALLY WALKS OUT!

NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT DA RAS WHO TREATS ME LIKE A "WOMAN"

CAUSE MI NO TINK NUTTEN WORSE DAN DE YANKIE!

MI WAAN GO SI IF DE GRAAS GREENA PON DE ODDA SIDE!

DE NATTY MORE DESERVE DE CHANCE AND RESPECT!
CAUSE A DAT HIM SHOW ME...MADDD LOVE!

LIFE TOO SHORT...I SHALL LOVE AND BE LOVED
I DESERVE NO LESS, NOR DOES ANYONE ELSE!



Posted by: DD on February 7, 2007 09:41 AM

BIG UP EVERYONE. RESPECT TO YARDFLEX- YU A THE BEST TING RIGHT NOW. I MUST SAY I AGREE WITH MIGHTY 100% YU OF TO DO WHAT YU HAVE TO DO TO GET YOUR PAPERS, CAN'T JUST BE WASHING DUTTY POTS IN RESTAURANT OR BE A SLAVE IN WHITE PEOPLE HOUSE.


Posted by: Empress T on February 7, 2007 11:31 AM

Gwan talk the truth Angry Black Woman. Dem man deh a str8 dawg and you're right and EVERY damn woman must know that by now..."you don't have to do sh*t to a man for him to sh*t on you" a jus so dem stay...some of them are just f*cked up by nature and you can't fix that. Gwan work wid di Natty. Be grateful that you were fortunate to find someone worthy...nuff woman would stay in the sh*t because they feel they have no choice, but you ALWAYS do. I am at least happy for you.


Posted by: yuie on February 7, 2007 04:38 PM

this is the thing our relatives in jamaica dont understand what we living in the states have to go throught just because we want to better our selves .to jamaican living back home this country is no bed of roses, when we visit home we simply just need a break , its not that we have bag of money but to remain mentally stable ever once in a while go home. fa rin hard a than yard


Posted by: tulasi on February 8, 2007 11:15 AM

that's good can you make me frn


Posted by: czary on February 9, 2007 06:06 PM

de r**s people dem a yaad tink sey we hav it ezee ya das why dem caan beg mi nuttn mi affi wok 2 hard inna de white r**s dem place like a donkey wos wen u nuh hav no paypa


Posted by: moreporrt on February 15, 2007 01:08 AM

Serious ting but yo know how di struggle goh, but sometime it feel like u a sell yo soul, yo zimmie. But nuff a wi haffi face stuggles and dis is it fi some ppl...Jah Jah Bless dat girl and home she get out quick and move up in life and go back a har yard....


Posted by: rasta on February 20, 2007 03:30 AM

mi sure seh mi know da chick ya, a mus she. really a good girl.

poor ting, if she tink a someting good she get harself inna, she have a nex ting coming!

she betta stay by harself fi a while or else she ago attrack de wrang peeps. be very careful of the wolf in sheep clothing my girl. a serious ting.


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