These b*tches be thinking they're SLICK But Buffilous doan play that. Yes, Miami, Fort Lauderdale, Kingston, Mobay. Mi ready fi mud dem up. As Queen Paula say, MI IGNORANT FI DEM!

A wah do some ah dem artiste ya inna the business? How dem no have no shame or nutten 'bout dem, especially the woman one dem?
Producers, oonu fi stop screw off the girls in the business, especially when yu know say dem no have no talent, and yu still mek dem a deejay pon de mike, not the microphone, ah the third leg mi a talk. It nuh right! Is gender inequality and sexual exploitation inna one cute way, dem ah exploit the young girls dem bout dem a give dem career. Dem fi educate dem first.

All those girls who sleep with men in the business, yu need to stop it. Have some pride, tings sticky a yard, but learn this motto: "Get an education and STOP give away yu tings to the nation." Memba! A dat mi say! Ah mi fi tell yu!

Mi know everyting. Who did de wid 'browning'? And then move on to label executives fi secure album deal? Yu have some ah dem tek the whole generation, the father and the son, dem a wait pon the next son fi born fi get the Trinity. Oonu know oonuself. Mi nuh haffi call no name.

Onto my personal ting, right now, mi need a new man inna mi life. Mi ah kick a trifling nigga to the curb right about now. Mi worse than Matlock, mi find him out and him nasty-a*s b*&ches, mi outsmart him and ketch him dead to rights and the nigga has got to go.

TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT, ALL HIS CLOTHES AND STUFF IN A BOX TO THE LEFT.

Right now, mi ah seek a sheik from the Middle East. Send me a line at whatspoppingja@yahoo.com