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October 28, 2006

BUFFILOUS - THE GUN AND THE JAW

Buffilous_Dancehall.jpgYou know that I got the real stories. One of my girlfriends called me over the weekend with some terrible news about her good-fer-nothing man. She say 'Buffilous, I had to kick the nigga to the curb and discipline him as well."

Apparently, as is peculiar to his sex, him ah give ah har bun, but this dawg ah do it extra wicked. Is like the two ah dem supposed to go to a wedding reception together but him get dress and leave her inna the shower. My girl neva miss a beat, she just get dressed, pick up har girlfriend and shot go to the ting, but when she reach, is like him friend dem a block her at the gate. So she spot the rake, but she hold har meds. All the time, him inna one room wid a next gal.

Finally, she see him come out and him and the girl stand up and dem a dance the whole night. But my girl just easy, and she and har friend get tipsy and enjoy demself. A few hours later, him come ova to her, say him waan leave, and drape her up and promise her a shot. My girl give him a feisty reply: "only one shot yu can gimme, and that is gonorrhoea."

Him vex and leave and him gal ah walk behind him, but she go stop in front of my friend now and say 'BEEYOTTCH'. Yu know she did haffi beat har. She tek her forearm and lick har inna her neck, and start kick her like a football. Then, she leave and when she go home, he was there. She showered, and come inna the bedroom, and him just raise up flatten her pon the bed, and give her crazy box inna har face. Afta him beat her up, him ah walk outta the room, but him forget say the gun under the pillow. My girl just feel fi the gun, aim and shot him two time, one in each jaw. The man tart bawl now, so my girl just pull him out inna the hallway, and tell him:
"If you call the police, me wi tell dem say yu a violate Uncle Sam."

Then she lock the door and go back ah har bed. Him haffi call him friend wife who is a nurse fi come deal wid him injuries. Just another crazy episode of love gone bad in South Florida . Holler. Here's the yard news.

Posted by yardFlex at October 28, 2006 01:30 PM


Comments

Posted by: Sweetpumpum29 at October 28, 2006 04:06 PM

F**ka dat him get! Nat even fi d fact that him cheat pan ar but him diss ar up n beat ar up. Mek him know wa gwaan roune here my girl.NUk mek nuh man deal wid yuh suh.I bet him nuh f***k wid ar again..STR8


Posted by: Cross_Angry at October 28, 2006 05:59 PM

Im more dan lucky,,,,,,,ah so wi fi deal wid dem more time........gwaan yah gal.....


Posted by: Nicky at October 29, 2006 11:42 AM

Bwoy buffilous a always pure drama. Anyways him too bright, but mi neva a go back home to him after him dis mi so, more or less if a fe har house him shoulda neva go home after dat. Man fe get cuff more time


Posted by: Nathalie at October 29, 2006 12:31 PM

Why is this even here? Dem kind a ghetto lifestyle must not get press, it only promote stupid living. Why did she even stay at the wedding? Why didn't she just leave and changed the locks...I bet you when he recover she will get back with him...these people are loosers...
lata fi dem....


Posted by: tamara at October 30, 2006 08:30 AM

nathalie! why yuh a asume seh a ghetto lifestyle dat? a money ppl lifestyle dat.


Posted by: Queenb at October 30, 2006 08:55 AM

HAHAHAHAHA omg!!! that's funny. I'm sorry i had to take serious ting mek joke


Posted by: Gal Law at October 31, 2006 06:47 AM

This is how an ignorant man behaves. Men that treat women like that are big bitches. Have strength for a women but can't fight another man. A P...y them! Shot him yes. I do not blame her, but she could have been arrested because most of these menslyns like fi call police pon women nowadays. If you a go jail my girl, go there fi something - kill mi Bl****t next time if him try yu again.


Posted by: pok3y at October 31, 2006 08:39 AM

dammmmmmmmmmmmmmm got for his asssssssssssssss


Posted by: jahmar rose at October 31, 2006 03:43 PM

Buffilous need a man.


Posted by: SPYDA at November 1, 2006 02:36 AM

YES... MI CAN VOUCH FI DA ONE YA BUF, CAUSE MI KNOW A WHO IT HAPPEN TO...MI KNOW DE UMAN!

AN YES "NATHALIE" THEY ARE BACK TOGETHER...

BUT HIM DEH PON HIM BEST BEHAVIOUR! LOL


Posted by: RankinRedz at November 1, 2006 09:56 AM

A man get shot two time in him Jaw and him call a friend to help him with the injuries? That does not sound possible, I watch way to much TV to believe that, first of all him can't talk fi call a friend, my life na go end cause a gal say dat she a go tell Uncle Sam pon mi you MAD!! what she should have done was beat hi ass up with the Gun! kick his ass out, and tell him fi go mek da other girl tek care of those injuries


Posted by: Richardampo6 at November 2, 2006 03:25 AM

U ARE THE FRIEND I WANT.


Posted by: ali at November 2, 2006 10:42 AM

i want pictures


Posted by: AnnieFae at November 2, 2006 06:05 PM

Yes my girl put him to the curb it's time for an upgrade!


Posted by: AnnieFae at November 2, 2006 06:06 PM

Yes my girl put him to the curb it's time for an upgrade!


Posted by: Sharan Adhikari at November 4, 2006 05:38 AM

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Posted by: warlady at November 23, 2006 07:15 PM

damn liad


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