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Only in Jamaica!


Only in Jamaica, you'll have police cars parked at some rum bar! 
Only in Jamaica, a waiter can tell you to hold on, he's watching the football game! 
Only in Jamaica, the more mess a politician mek, the more pay him get! 
Only in Jamaica can a thief hold you up and ask you to walk with more money next time! 
Only in Jamaica, SUV can't pass road test! 
Only in Jamaica, citizens have to protect police from gunman! 
Only in Jamaica, you can borrow someone else side of the road to drive on until yours get better! 
Only in Jamaica, every Chinese person is called "Missa" or "Miss" Chin


Rasta Visit

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A Rasta man went to visit an old family friend.  The Rasta man knock pon di door and smaddy inside seh: "A WHO DAT"

Rastaman:  " I AND I, JAH RASTAFARI, KING OF KINGS, LORD OF LORD: CONQUERING LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH, SON OF HAILE SELASSIE I"

The person inside replied: "A ME ONE DEY YAH, AN MI NAH OPEN DE DOOR FI SO MUCH AH OONU".

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