Not even a month old and they're already paparazzi targets!

Ashton Kutcher at Time 100 Gala

Ashton Kutcher Officially on Two and a Half Men!
Ashton Kutcher is going to have it pretty easy. Basically, just show up for work
and try not to overdose.

"I can't wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I
believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers' homes,"
said Kutcher.

"I can't replace Charlie Sheen but I'm going to work my ass off to entertain the
hell out of people!"

Even before Sheen's official firing, Warner Bros. and CBS were reportedly in
talks with several A-list actors. Here's a list of who's been rumored to replace
Charlie Sheen, and what they might bring to the show:

No, it wasn't just a really coincidental math question. The answer is: 2.5! So
now the only question is, how will they incorporate Ashton Kutcher into the
show? Our guess is he'd play the typical hot-but-no-bright meathead we all know
and love.

Well, I guess there's also the possibility of turning Two and a Half Men into a
prank show.

Well, there you have it. It's that simple. Charlie Sheen's motto is basically,
"if I don't like it, it sucks", then he sticks out his bottom lip, crosses his
arms in a huff and goes and sits in a corner.

Chuck Lorre is pleased with Kutcher replacing Sheen, saying, "We are so lucky to
have someone as talented, joyful and just plain remarkable as Ashton joining our
family. Added to that is the deep sigh of relief knowing that our family stays
together. If I was any happier, it'd be illegal."

So a big congrats to Ashton Kutcher. We can't wait to see the character he plays
on Two and a Half Men.
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